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Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts

7^th Jul 2010 at 1:20 am

Oh, it turned out to be the owners son btw., forgot to add.

and she walked in a few seconds later
so... nothing was actually going on... he was just f*cking about since she wasn't about
but aye...

i am a silly c*nt. >______>

*burp*

learrggh

| 5,670 posts

12^th Jul 2010 at 3:40 am

doooooooom.

http://www.helium.com/items/1882339-doomsday-how-bp-gulf-disaster-may-have-triggered-a-world-killing-event

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts

12^th Jul 2010 at 10:06 am

that just sounds awesome...

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

12^th Jul 2010 at 7:24 pm

River Phoenix

i was going to have the last bit of my birthday cake but it's gone. i s'pose the fiancé must've eaten it or summat.

[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/549604.jpg]

wombat

| 8,154 posts

12^th Jul 2010 at 7:41 pm

Technically sexy.

Quote: Annie, Jul 2010

yet again, I've got my heart set on a job when I haven't had my interview yet

You and me both, Annie... got to stop doing that.

I wish you good luck though- I hope you don't need it.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

13^th Jul 2010 at 9:52 am

Thinking:

Mum's wedding on Saturday. I wish I cared slightly more about the whole to-do. I've got a feeling the experience is going to wash over me like I wasn't there. Perhaps if her fiance wasn't four years younger than our Darren I'd be slightly more enthused.

F*cking hell, work is stressful. Sometimes it's really hard to keep your head above water in this game. It's front, it's all front that gets the job done, so I hope that feeling in my gut isn't the supply running low.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

13^th Jul 2010 at 11:58 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: James, Jul 2010

Thinking:

Mum's wedding on Saturday. I wish I cared slightly more about the whole to-do. I've got a feeling the experience is going to wash over me like I wasn't there. Perhaps if her fiance wasn't four years younger than our Darren I'd be slightly more enthused.

F*cking hell, work is stressful. Sometimes it's really hard to keep your head above water in this game. It's front, it's all front that gets the job done, so I hope that feeling in my gut isn't the supply running low.

You've more front than Jordan lad. Take the wedding at the weekend as an opportunity to just centre yourself. Once the first dance is over and all the wedding formalities are out the window, 'It's Murphy Time'. Take it easy, hav a good night, and rejuvenate yourself

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

13^th Jul 2010 at 12:11 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Barrington Smash, Jul 2010

Quote: James, Jul 2010
Thinking:

Mum's wedding on Saturday. I wish I cared slightly more about the whole to-do. I've got a feeling the experience is going to wash over me like I wasn't there. Perhaps if her fiance wasn't four years younger than our Darren I'd be slightly more enthused.

F*cking hell, work is stressful. Sometimes it's really hard to keep your head above water in this game. It's front, it's all front that gets the job done, so I hope that feeling in my gut isn't the supply running low.

You've more front than Jordan lad. Take the wedding at the weekend as an opportunity to just centre yourself. Once the first dance is over and all the wedding formalities are out the window, 'It's Murphy Time'. Take it easy, hav a good night, and rejuvenate yourself

i agree with Yarry. Even if James isn't looking forward to the wedding, he can still maybe have a fun time or summat.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

13^th Jul 2010 at 12:50 pm

River Phoenix

i wish people wouldn't use angry smileys at me as i find them scary.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

13^th Jul 2010 at 1:19 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Resident Death, Jul 2010

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jul 2010
Quote: Barrington Smash, Jul 2010
Quote: James, Jul 2010
Thinking:

Mum's wedding on Saturday. I wish I cared slightly more about the whole to-do. I've got a feeling the experience is going to wash over me like I wasn't there. Perhaps if her fiance wasn't four years younger than our Darren I'd be slightly more enthused.

F*cking hell, work is stressful. Sometimes it's really hard to keep your head above water in this game. It's front, it's all front that gets the job done, so I hope that feeling in my gut isn't the supply running low.

You've more front than Jordan lad. Take the wedding at the weekend as an opportunity to just centre yourself. Once the first dance is over and all the wedding formalities are out the window, 'It's Murphy Time'. Take it easy, hav a good night, and rejuvenate yourself

i agree with Yarry. Even if James isn't looking forward to the wedding, he can still maybe have a fun time or summat.

Get it right, woman. It's Eary. Clearly pronounced Ear-y.

Both wrong. Christ, I've been here almost 6 years and no one knows how to pronounce my name?

It's pronounced 'E-yar-he'

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

13^th Jul 2010 at 1:58 pm

I aim to misbehave

Yes. Earry in Irish actually means 'Wild West Pirate Retarded Donkey'

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

13^th Jul 2010 at 2:04 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Barrington Smash, Jul 2010

Yes. Earry in Irish actually means 'Wild West Pirate Retarded Donkey'

... in the pants department.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

13^th Jul 2010 at 2:20 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Resident Death, Jul 2010

Quote: Barrington Smash, Jul 2010
Yes. Earry in Irish actually means 'Wild West Pirate Retarded Donkey'

I KNEW IT!

Re: Strawbs, donkeys are renowned for their gigantic genitals. Don't give Eary (an) even bigger head

... in the pants department

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

13^th Jul 2010 at 2:23 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Resident Death, Jul 2010

Quote: Barrington Smash, Jul 2010
Yes. Earry in Irish actually means 'Wild West Pirate Retarded Donkey'

I KNEW IT!

Re: Strawbs, donkeys are renowned for their gigantic genitals. Don't give Eary (an) even bigger head

It might mean that he has gigantic genitals but it could also mean that he's an *ss.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

13^th Jul 2010 at 2:36 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jul 2010

Quote: Resident Death, Jul 2010
Quote: Barrington Smash, Jul 2010
Yes. Earry in Irish actually means 'Wild West Pirate Retarded Donkey'

I KNEW IT!

Re: Strawbs, donkeys are renowned for their gigantic genitals. Don't give Eary (an) even bigger head

It might mean that he has gigantic genitals but it could also mean that he's an *ss.

Do they have to be mutually exclusive?

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

13^th Jul 2010 at 2:39 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Barrington Smash, Jul 2010

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jul 2010
Quote: Resident Death, Jul 2010
Quote: Barrington Smash, Jul 2010
Yes. Earry in Irish actually means 'Wild West Pirate Retarded Donkey'

I KNEW IT!

Re: Strawbs, donkeys are renowned for their gigantic genitals. Don't give Eary (an) even bigger head

It might mean that he has gigantic genitals but it could also mean that he's an *ss.

Do they have to be mutually exclusive?

Maybe. i don't know.

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts

13^th Jul 2010 at 9:10 pm

Back into my bubble i go...

*burp*

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

13^th Jul 2010 at 10:30 pm

Quote: Barrington Smash, Jul 2010

Quote: James, Jul 2010
Thinking:

Mum's wedding on Saturday. I wish I cared slightly more about the whole to-do. I've got a feeling the experience is going to wash over me like I wasn't there. Perhaps if her fiance wasn't four years younger than our Darren I'd be slightly more enthused.

F*cking hell, work is stressful. Sometimes it's really hard to keep your head above water in this game. It's front, it's all front that gets the job done, so I hope that feeling in my gut isn't the supply running low.

You've more front than Jordan lad. Take the wedding at the weekend as an opportunity to just centre yourself. Once the first dance is over and all the wedding formalities are out the window, 'It's Murphy Time'. Take it easy, hav a good night, and rejuvenate yourself

Thanks, big man. I had a far better, easier day today. My client is so much happier when his mother's out of the house which makes work just pleasant and easy. Had a great laugh today. When things are going well, it's just like performing. I think I'm developing the same skills a stand up comedian would use in managing people's behaviour. It's front.

The wedding? My Ma caved and invited Niomie, so I've got her to sit next to and take the p*ss out of the family with, so everything's all improved.

How's the word on the bird your flat?

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts

13^th Jul 2010 at 10:58 pm

So Antonia got married, how'd we miss that?

[http://card.mygamercard.net/gbar/joelsaysyeah.gif]

[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/698876.jpg]

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts

13^th Jul 2010 at 11:01 pm

Outside-left

Quote: Albi The Racist Dragon, Jul 2010

So Antonia got married, how'd we miss that?

Laura got married a few months ago too.

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts

13^th Jul 2010 at 11:04 pm

Quote: Albert Johanneson, Jul 2010

Quote: Albi The Racist Dragon, Jul 2010
So Antonia got married, how'd we miss that?

Laura got married a few months ago too.

To that guy?

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts

13^th Jul 2010 at 11:11 pm

Outside-left

Quote: Albi The Racist Dragon, Jul 2010

Quote: Albert Johanneson, Jul 2010
Quote: Albi The Racist Dragon, Jul 2010
So Antonia got married, how'd we miss that?

Laura got married a few months ago too.

To that guy?

Mhmm.

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

13^th Jul 2010 at 11:12 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Albi The Racist Dragon, Jul 2010

So Antonia got married, how'd we miss that?

She hasn't posted for a couple of years. i don't know if Joel means Antonia from VR though.

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts

13^th Jul 2010 at 11:13 pm

Oww I just fell down the stairs and now my foot is bleeding everywhere. Time to stop the beer I think.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

14^th Jul 2010 at 8:23 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: James, Jul 2010

Quote: Barrington Smash, Jul 2010
Quote: James, Jul 2010
Thinking:

Mum's wedding on Saturday. I wish I cared slightly more about the whole to-do. I've got a feeling the experience is going to wash over me like I wasn't there. Perhaps if her fiance wasn't four years younger than our Darren I'd be slightly more enthused.

F*cking hell, work is stressful. Sometimes it's really hard to keep your head above water in this game. It's front, it's all front that gets the job done, so I hope that feeling in my gut isn't the supply running low.

You've more front than Jordan lad. Take the wedding at the weekend as an opportunity to just centre yourself. Once the first dance is over and all the wedding formalities are out the window, 'It's Murphy Time'. Take it easy, hav a good night, and rejuvenate yourself

Thanks, big man. I had a far better, easier day today. My client is so much happier when his mother's out of the house which makes work just pleasant and easy. Had a great laugh today. When things are going well, it's just like performing. I think I'm developing the same skills a stand up comedian would use in managing people's behaviour. It's front.

The wedding? My Ma caved and invited Niomie, so I've got her to sit next to and take the p*ss out of the family with, so everything's all improved.

How's the word on the bird your flat?

Pretty much moved in now. Just need to get tv and Internet sorted and I'll be ..... sorted. Liking it so far, although the couch isn't as comfy as I would have liked

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

14^th Jul 2010 at 8:45 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Annie, Jul 2010

Quote: Albert Johanneson, Jul 2010
Quote: Albi The Racist Dragon, Jul 2010
So Antonia got married, how'd we miss that?

Laura got married a few months ago too.

Posey Scottish Laura? wait...was that girl's name Laura? oh I'm confused.

AND I DEMAND WEDDING PHOTOS

AND I DEMAND WEDDING NIGHT PHOTOS!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

14^th Jul 2010 at 8:50 am

River Phoenix

Quote: Annie, Jul 2010

Quote: Albert Johanneson, Jul 2010
Quote: Albi The Racist Dragon, Jul 2010
So Antonia got married, how'd we miss that?

Laura got married a few months ago too.

Posey Scottish Laura? wait...was that girl's name Laura? oh I'm confused.

AND I DEMAND WEDDING PHOTOS

Yeah, she was called laura and her screen name was caged liberty.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

15^th Jul 2010 at 7:01 am

Daft Cow?

F*ck people getting married. They are all too smiley and happy. Also, too young. But I take issue with the stupid smiley-ness and the fact that they talk about nothing else.

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts

15^th Jul 2010 at 9:54 am

Quote: Dr. Harold Shipman, Jul 2010

Quote: Albi The Racist Dragon, Jul 2010
So Antonia got married, how'd we miss that?

I didn't, I've known about it for months.

I've known about it, but I mean she just ACTUALLY got married.

And I also echo Loony's sentiments because quite a lot of people I know seem to be getting engaged at the moment. And I still just wanna get drunk.

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