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George Notebook Letters 3.

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Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 9:15 am

River Phoenix

Here's My Addition To Poetry Corner

There once was a boy called Kydd
Who ate 20 pies for a quid
When asked "Are you faint?"
He replied, "No, I ain't".
"But I don't feel as well as I did".

Thank you, thank you. No, you're too kind, thank you.
Crinkle- Cut Beatroot

20 pies for a quid? You sure his name wasn't Rik?

Zine; 23rd of July, 2002; 5/8.

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Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 9:47 am

River Phoenix

Is it me, or is Earls proving more anodyne in his tastes? Effusive approbation for the moribund Red Light Company, yet contempt for the intriguing The Whitest Boy Alive and Brakes. I demand a recount. Milky Joe

Hello Voiders. It's my birthday on Saturday, and I've booked The Dawn Chorus and The Incredible Flight of Birdman. It's free entry at the Globe pub in Hills Road, Cambridge. All welcome! Soundman Steve

The Void; Teletext page 825; 4th of March, 2009; 2/7.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 9:55 am

River Phoenix

More Issues of Capitalisation

I just had to run up here and tell you, WLW, that you are the most fantastic person who has ever lived.

What am I talking about? You got all the capitalisation of my name perfect! Just goes to show a little bit of pleading and a few carefully worded threats goes a long way. Picture of a moose by any chance?
moosesNOTmeese

Don't push your luck. A quick grovel will suffice for now.

Zine; 23rd of July, 2002; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 10:18 am

River Phoenix

So, I jokingly suggest that the current blighted music scene
is almost enough to make you learn for the return of New Acoustic and Starsailor and the next day Starsailor actually return? Ye gods, the voodoo death curse that was put on me for buying New Young Pony Club is kicking in. Cold Lazarou

I haven't stopped playing Morrissey's album since it came out. Every song is sublime, and no one can beat it for album of the year. Kerrie Zoe

The Void; Teletext page 825; 4th of March, 2009; 3/7.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 10:21 am

River Phoenix

Ziners

What on earth is going on with Captain Birdseye? He suddenly became really young and then aged really rapidly again. It makes you wonder what exactly goes into those fish fingers.

WLW, will you draw me a picture of some fish fingers, please?
She Who Lost The Plot

I would but the duck took ages, y'know, I'm all pictured out.

Zine; 23rd of July, 2002; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 10:50 am

River Phoenix

Leave Earls alone. I'm eternally grateful to him for bringing Hope of The States to my attention, as The Lost Riots is one of my all-time Top 10 albums. Sure, Sam Herlihy has a limited voice, but they were great. Misanthrope

After 40 years of going to gigs, The Killers at Cardiff CIA was the show of my life. For two hours, they were nothing less than miagnificent, with Brandon Flowers the ultimate showman. Long may they continue. Malcolm Wilson

The Void; Teletext page 825; 4th of March, 2009; 4/7.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 10:54 am

River Phoenix

Zine I have been forced out of hiding and compelled to write to you after seeing this letter on B*ckch*t: "Who really missed Noel's House Party?".

Oh, how I laughed. The very thought of anyone wishing to watch the naff-shirted one again made me laugh for 3 days. All those unfunny jokes- not to mention my arch-nemesis Mr Blobby!
Girl On The Oatmeal Box

It was the nasty knitwear that I found most disturbing.

Zine; 23rd of July, 2002; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 4:17 pm

River Phoenix

The opening singles from U2's last three albums all went to No 1. What happened with Get On Your Boots? It may not be classic U2, but it's a sign of the increasing absurdity of the chart that it didn't go Top 10.

Finally- U2's new album is their first great one since Achtung Baby, and about time too. I just can't understand those who say Line On The Horizon is boring, yet they're the same people who like Radiohead. Matt Dawson

The Void; Teletext page 825; 4th of March, 2009; 5/7.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 4:24 pm

River Phoenix

Squidgy Lobster Here's the pink sofa you ordered, WLW. Where do you want it?

Over there, by the lime green sofa.

Styluskid WLW, does it annoy you that I'm still using Christmas stamps in late July?

Like you have no idea.

Ernie's Bathtime Buddy WLW, if I send this now, will you say happy birthday to me on July the 24th, and possibly draw me a birthday cake? Too much to ask?

Too much on page one, yes. It'd be like THE smallest cake ever.

Zine; 24th of July, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 4:34 pm

River Phoenix

A condiments Top 10

1) Mayo Technology 50 Cent
2) Whippin' Piccallili Gomez
3) French Dressing In The USA Debbie Harry
4) In The Gravy Village People
5) Mustard And Servant Depeche Mode
6) Syrup And Drive Rihanna
7) Relish Carter USM
Eight) HP All Night Long Cathy Dennis
9) Year Thousand Island Busted
10) Pest My Love Emotions
Sleepy Sealion

The Void; Teletext page 825; 4th of March, 2009; 6/7.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 4:38 pm

River Phoenix

WLW

You are female, I'm 98% sure. I can't quite remember what you said, but it gave your gender away.

If I'm wrong, then I apologise. I think I'm right, though, maybe. Yes, I'm sure, positive. So, are you?
The Roundabout of Magic

For every 98% of certain, there's always 2%.

Zine; 24th of July, 2002; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 4:52 pm

River Phoenix

WLW

A gift, tit for tat. I promise I'll let you borrow my Dame Edna glasses and sparkly orange wig, but only if you do a piccy of a fly.

It's not for me, it's for my pet spiders, Gus and Pickled Pete. Pleeeease?
Pickled Waffle of Woe

A fly, no. But hey- I got Gus to sit for this, especially for you.

Zine; 24th of July, 2002; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 5:56 pm

River Phoenix

An Haiku

In fact, an ode to British summertime:

Oh, what is this heat?
I think I might be melting
This cannot be good.
Not Entirely Me

Wow- who said the whole haiku thing was dead? Me? Was it really?

Zine; 24th of July, 2002; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 6:11 pm

River Phoenix

To The Brigadier

I do believe I'm equally delightful and alluring as this Kate woman. So if she won't have you, I would be most eager to join you in Florence and appreciate your vineyards, not to mention your jocular jingles.

We would, I am certain, indulge in spectacular felicitations as well.
The Girl In Knickerbockers

Take a friend with you, love- don't get left alone with him.

Zine; 24th of July, 2002; 5/8.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 6:52 pm

River Phoenix

Ziners

While sitting at home, waiting for something to happen, I came up with a new list of names for any readers to use if they don't yet have one:

Captive Milkman, Doubtful Canvas Finger, Quality Wattage Shield, Red Reporter Junkie, False Dioxide, Inflatable Assassin.

Feel free to use them, I would be flattered.
Outcast

So there you go- name provided- anyone got anything to say then?

Zine; 24th of July, 2002; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 9:11 pm

River Phoenix

Chips And Spaghetti?

Once I went to this girl's house and I was served chips and spaghetti. I don't understand it, why would you serve chips with spaghetti? Spaghetti and chips- it's ridiculous, d*mmit.
The Girl (with the imaginary friend called Cecilia)

This really has created a deep, festering wound, hasn't it?

Zine; 24th of July, 2002; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 9:45 pm

River Phoenix

Clichés

If you're trying to hit the nail on the head and not mince words, it goes without saying that clichés won't do the trick. They seldom throw any light over the subject and probably never see the light of day.

At the end of the day, they're basically annoying!
Fibreglass Monkey

When it's all said and done, a nod's as good as a wink, mate.

Zine; 24th of July, 2002; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 9:50 pm

River Phoenix

The Asparagus Man I was just wondering what the difference between being embarrassed and being humiliated is?

An extra red face?

The Possessed Spoon Never try and make cheese on toast in a toaster. It doesn't work.

Or beans on toast. Davord made a right mess. Mabel wasn't happy.

Big Bob Flapper How can someone fall down a well? Was it just a myth to keep Skippy employed?

I'd rather not look close enough to find out.

Zine; 24th of October, 2003; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 9:58 pm

River Phoenix

Sixth Form

Ahhh yes, I am finally in sixth form.

Unfortunately, after five years of being in a girls' school, I'm unable to communicate with boys in our mixed sixth form. This leads to blank looks and slight dribble when they look at me.

Oh help me, WLW.
Gerty And Her Onions

Ask them questions about themselves. They love that.

Zine; 24th of October, 2003; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 10:06 pm

River Phoenix

Surrounded And Outnumbered

The battle seemed lost. Suddenly, Cecil appeared. Armed only with his waspish wit, he confronted the enemy.

"You're so overbearing, like aniseed," he lisped. The enemy was devastated by the verbal assualt. They dropped their weapons and fled.

Cecil was awarded the Golden Pot Noodle for valour and became an inspiration to sensitive young men everywhere.
Justanothersillyname

Inspiring to lispers as well. Bit like Crith Eubank.

Zine; 24th of October, 2003; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 10:30 pm

River Phoenix

Minis!

Aren't Minis just the coolest car ever made! They're like little fat happy people surrounded by miserable supermodels.

And they've got those cool New Adventure ads. My favourite one is the one in the cinemas where the mini jumps over the next ad. In summary. anyone who can say anything bad against Minis deserves a slap. Thank you for listening.
The Mogtrix

Mummy WLW wanted to buy a car. New one's too expensive.

Zine; 24th of October, 2003; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 10:33 pm

River Phoenix

Mm, Crab Meat

To whoever asked. it's obvious that Sebastian is a crab. He always has been, and always will be.

Why else was he going to be put in a crab pot? Give some respect to the little seabound crustacean.
Pint Sized Pineapple

He was going to be crab pie? I'm going veggie.

Zine; 24th of October, 2003; 5/8.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 10:41 pm

River Phoenix

Rubbish

My room has recahed a certain level. This of course shows that I'm an
absent minded genius. One day this will be realised.

But to my point. Today after unwrapping a lollipop (cherry flavour), without thinking i placed the wrapper down carefully on my floor.

It might be untidy but at least i don't abuse my rubbish. Or something.
caged liberty

Well, it keeps the rats happy.

Zine; 24th of October, 2003; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 10:44 pm

River Phoenix

Poetry Corner

Every day at half past three,
I veg in front of my TV,
Teletext, page 382,
I really don't have much to do.
You see, my ducks it is the time
To read my darling Mega-Zine.
Paper Trails

You've seen ducks here? I thought the lake was empty.

Zine; 24th of October, 2003; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Mar 2009 at 10:48 pm

River Phoenix

Two Stupid Dogs

I remember waking up each morning before I went to school, eating my bowl of Chex cereal, and watching this amazing show.

I think the only made about 10 episodes, but they were all classics. The small upbeat dog, and the big slow dog with eyes under his hair was brilliant.
Fat Mike

Were they related to Lassie?

Zine; 24th of October, 2003; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 9:16 am

River Phoenix

I suppose the relative failure of U2's new single could be down to the increasing absurdity of the charts. Then again, it could be down to the increasing absurdity of U2. Also, I hope that Muse- a decent enough band- aren't going down the Elvis Costello route into pretension. Simon Ellis

My housemates wonder what the point of Sleepy Sealion's lists are, but they give me at least one laugh. Yesterday, for Rihanna's Syrup And Drive. Gazzoir

The Void; Teletext page 825; 5th of March, 2009; 1/7.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 9:38 am

River Phoenix

Flea (Version 1.0) I got myself barred from e-mailing B*ckch*t for being too offensive! I don't know how those swear words got in there, WLW, do you?

Did you use words like "music" and "live"?

Girl On The Oatmeal Box WLW, where did you get that hat?

You like it? Orange not too bright for a funeral?

Yellow Jello You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Got a job with a certain Sunday newspaper?

Zine; 25th of July, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 9:50 am

River Phoenix

As funny as U2's failure to make the Top 10 is, Dionne's right that it shows how mad the charts have become.

There are hardly ever any new entries these days, and those that are, either land in the Top Three or scrape into the Top 40. How are new bands meant to make any headway any more? I don't know what the solution is, but I'd love to see if Voiders have any suggestions as to how to stop songs like The Dance being in the chart for months. Goranoia

The Void; 5th of March, 2009; 2/7.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 9:54 am

River Phoenix

Hot Noodle

Surely the Bombay Bad Boy is the best Pot Noodle yet, even better than Chow Mein? Plus, at my local store, it's current half price. Bargain!

I propose that all Ziners rise up and proudly say, "We love Pot Noodles." We could conquer the Earth with the Noodley goodness!
Rusturedd The Squirrel Warrior

Or we could learn to cook! You know, buy ingredients and stuff.

Zine; 25th of July, 2002; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 10:02 am

River Phoenix

The new U2 single is rubbish. Not even "rubbish for a return single, compared to the brilliant Vertigo", just rubbish. Bono's lyrics are now tedious and, from the six songs I've heard of their "greatest ever" new album, Earls was generous in giving it 5/10.

How can a band responsible for songs as good as One, Streets Have No Name and With Or Without You come up with such nonsense? Bono has just become too smug for his own good. DJ Dave

The Void; Teletext page 825; 5th of March, 2009; 3/7.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 10:05 am

River Phoenix

Yet Another Limerick

There was a young man from Japan
Whose limericks would never scan
When told it was so
He replied, "Yes, I know,
But I make a rule of trying to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can."

I thank you. Sheer poetic genius, I'm sure you'll agree.
Purple Sparkle Horse

Er, how sure ARE you that I'll agree, exactly?

Zine; 25th of July, 2002; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 12:54 pm

River Phoenix

I'd like to say thanks to Paulio for his recommendation of The Boxer Rebellion. I hadn't come across them, but now I love them. They remind me a bit of The Hours. Tony Tudor

The Void; Teletext page 825; 5th of March, 2009; 4/7.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 12:57 pm

River Phoenix

Things You Wouldn't Know Without The Movies

* If your town is threatened by natural disaster/ killer beasts, the mayor's concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming exhibition.
* The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
* A man will show no pain while taking a ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean her wounds.
Mystical Doorknob

I've seen this movie- wait. The Swarm Goes To Paris, right?

Zine; 25th of July, 2002; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 1:11 pm

River Phoenix

I've never been pushed around, squashed and had my life flash before my eyes at the front of a gig so much as at The Killers in Sheffield. It was amazing, and Brandon Flowers oozes cool. Moomin

A clairvoyant recently told me I was going to be happy in June. He was bang on- Eeels have a new album out. Hooray! Negative Creep

D*mn The National for only playing London. Any chance of a festival? TaDa

The Void; Teletext page 825; 5th of March, 2009; 5/7.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 1:15 pm

River Phoenix

WLW

I dreamt about you last night. I walked into the train station and there you were, sitting on a bench clutching your notebook and pen, watching the trains.

I asked if I could sit down. You said yes and moved your rucksack and Thermos. I smiled and you smiled back. Luckily, my train arrived and you jotted it down in your book, then pushed up your glasses.

Scared the living daylights out of me.
Green Glue

What are you saying? Come on- out with it!

Zine; 25th of July, 2002; 5/8.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 2:34 pm

River Phoenix

I agree with Rich about the current state of hip hop. But remember that Dr Dre, Eminem and Lupe Fiasco are all due to release new albums this year. Hip hop ain't dead just yet. Craig Dean

Has the credit crunch affected U2's pension fund? Their new album can be bought in six different versions. It's good to see corporate rock do so well in these cash-strappped times, but how about writing more than a couple of half-decent songs? Quentin Crispacket

The Void; Teletext page 825; 5th of March, 2009; 6/7.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 2:37 pm

River Phoenix

A Simple Question

WLW- if your entire job consists of reading e-mails about lemon Fanta and writing two-line comments about cats and chocolate, what was it that killed your career and forced you to take on this job?
The Honourable Lady Mizutani

So many answers I could give you, none of them clean.

Zine; 25th of July, 2002; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 3:32 pm

River Phoenix

Internet Advertising

Recently, I saw an advert for a dieting site that proclaimed, " Click here to lose 10 pounds today." Little do those foolish enough to do so realise that's the monetary unit, not the imperial weight unit.

And junk mail. I had 36 e-mails when I got back from my holiday and 30 of them were rubbish. Does this happen at WLW Towers, too? Grrrr.
Insane Jam Sow

Good heavens, no. I live for the day that only 30 of them are rubbish.

Zine; 25th of July, 2002; 7/8

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 3:35 pm

River Phoenix

Wife Carrying Outrage

WLW, did you know that in Estonia they have an annual Wife Carrying competition? Husbands have to carry their wives by piggy back around a 278-yard course, which includes eight hurdles.

It would make guys think twice about marriage over here if they knew they'd be treated like a racehorse. Blimey, they'd have us running in the Grand National every year!
Subatomic Genius

Couldn't do worse than most of the nags I end up backing in the National.

Zine; 25th of July, 2002; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 6:07 pm

River Phoenix

Popular Demon Did you know that 99% of people spell Hmm with two Ms?

Hmmmmmm.

Citizen Twiggy I love you, James Franco (beautiful man in Spiderman). You are far, far more beautiful than anyone I have ever seen. Can I have your babies?

Ask him, not me.

Netto's Best Customer How do you guys keep thinking of so much stuff to write?

You call it stuff, I call it...

Zine; 9th of December, 2003; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 6:18 pm

River Phoenix

elvis v The Beatles

I've been a Zine reader for a year now but I've always kept quiet. Today I have decided to speak up.

Obviously The Beatles would kick elvis's butt. They decided to leave us with a bit of dignity whereas elvis overdosed on hamburgers. Classy? I think not!
Kitty Strange

You don't have to be classy to make good music.

Zine; 9th of December, 2003; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 6:35 pm

River Phoenix

The Woodentops

I've heard that the classic kids' TV show, The Woodentops, is being made into a big budget movie starring Keanu Reeves, Josh Hartnett and Orlando Bloom.

Watch out for splinters.
What's Up, Doc?

The first two you can have but Bloom was great in the Caribbean.

Zine; 9th of December, 2003; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 6:58 pm

River Phoenix

Labour Camp H*ll

Whoever wrote in about their school's ridiculousrules, well, I agree completely. Our school also agrees with the labour camp approach and our parents insist on making us go!

And what's with my head of year? He must spend half of his life stamping his feet, screaming and shouting in my face. His office is like my second home, I could find my way there with my eyes shut!
The All-Knowing Lavatory Brush

School- hasn't changed much since my day, clearly.

Zine; 9th of December, 2003; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 7:08 pm

River Phoenix

Yo!

I read someone's message about a Blondie gig and was both shocked and appalled to learn that before the concert he thought they only had one song. Disgraceful!

Blondie STARTED punk, which is what most Ziners listen to! Take the time to learn about the history of your beloved music. That is all.
The Funungrappod

If most listen to punk then surely they'd already know that!

Zine; 9th of December, 2003; 5/8.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 7:18 pm

River Phoenix

Names, names, names

How do other Ziners come up with theirs? God knows where I got it, but I like it. For example, Blonde Butterfly, are you really a blonde butterfly or is it just wishful thinking? And Topper, are you a chopping chap?

Some names are self-explanatory, though, Emma-The-Li'l'-Angel- you're obviously a darling! I'll look after Matt while you're busy with Charlie!
The Last Leaf On The Tree

James can come round here and play with Marcel.

Zine; 9th of December, 2003; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 9:37 pm

River Phoenix

An Ode To Gherkins

Gherkins are definitely my favourite food
They cheer me up when I'm in a mood
I give them all names like Bob, Fred and Jude
And in return they all say "Hey, dude"!
The Pickled Gherkin of Doom

Talking gherkins. New McDonald's offer?

Zine; 9th of December, 2003; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 9:42 pm

River Phoenix

My Daily Schedule When I'm Bored

Rotate the carpet, hoover the lawn, play Solitaire for cash, name all my zits, flirt with a tree, pop all my zits, memorise the dictionary, start a band, make a list of my favourite fungi, speak in acronyms, bounce a potato, knight myself, write a short story with alphabet soup, drop a cat from a high place and see if it lands on four feet.
The Wonky Gnome

Too much spot action for my liking; makes a mess of the screen.

Zine; 9th of December, 2003; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 9:45 pm

River Phoenix

Rusturedd The Squirrel Warrior The Brigadier invited me round to his for a tipple of port. I asked if he had lager and he pulled a musket on me!

He's funny like that.

Spandex Badger Having a tattoo of Bob Monkhouse's head does not make my obsession unhealthy, all right?

Oh, but it soooo does!

Delusional Banana A day without sunshine is like... well, right. I'm a deep thinker, huh?

Deep, no... odd?

Zine; 30th of July, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 10:41 pm

River Phoenix

My Trip To London

I recently travelled from Liverpool (my hometown) to London. Here are some of my hghlights:

Taking 6 hours to get there in 30 degree heat.

Breaking the lights in the hotel by playing ultimate fighting.

Playing Dead Kennedys albums at full blast out the window.
HeWhoCannotBeNamed

Funny, I recently went from London to Liverpool. No highlights.

Zine; 30th of July, 2002; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 10:44 pm

River Phoenix

Ziners

I thought I'd add something to Poetry Corner, so here's one I made earlier!

The cat sat on the mat
The dog lay on the rug
Snug as a bug
Along came a mouse
And knocked down the house.

Now is that a masterpiece or what? Worthy of a round of applause methinks.

Worthy of something all right- applause wasn't what I had in mind.

Zine; 30th of July, 2008; 3/8.

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

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Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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