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Rayanne Graff

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25^th Feb 2009 at 11:11 am

River Phoenix

Where Did They Go?

Psychedelic Gloom, Plughole Fantasy, Jacobean Skate Punk, Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex. It'd even be good if the possum made a comeback. I don't know where I am any more!

There's a posh ex-military bloke, someone with something to do with a brandname cereal, but Fluffy's still around and now there's me. Yay! On second thoughts, guys, don't return or there'd be no room for me!
Rose of The Annexe

Good point. Wonder whatever happened to Psychedelic 'Pilchard Boy' Gloom?

Zine; 30th of May, 2002; 4/8.

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Rayanne Graff

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25^th Feb 2009 at 11:15 am

River Phoenix

The theme to the MGMT classic Tom & Jerry cartoons directed by Fred Quimby is not only the greatest cartoon theme but one of the greatest pieces of film and TV music, full stop. It's as evocative seconds from Leo's roar to the start of the action, during which all seems magically right with the world. Kevin Lee

Other than Elbow, I think the only truly great act this decade has been Badly Drawn Boy. Paul Lowe

The Void; Teletext page 825; 25th of February, 2009; 5/7.

Rayanne Graff

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25^th Feb 2009 at 11:19 am

River Phoenix

Lungs Vs Originality

Lungs enable us to respirate, originality enables us to put down the uninspired.
Lungs has five letters, five is a nice, round number.
Originality has 11 letters. 11 is a bad number.
Most can claim they have lungs, not everyone can honestly claim to have originality.1929

I border on originality, but can be quite lungsy when the mood takes.

Zine; 30th of May, 2002; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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25^th Feb 2009 at 1:42 pm

River Phoenix

I'm surprised the debate on best cartoon themes has gone on without any mention of Thomas The Tank Engine. Not only was the theme great, but Junior Campbell and Mike O'Donnell's incidental music for each character on the show was legendary too. Takes me back proper. New Rave Snail

Buzzcocks were awesome in London last month, with more pop than a Coke bottle factory. Thanks for making this old man feel 16 again. Eamon O'Quinn

The Void; Teletext page 825; 25th of February, 2009; 6/7.

Rayanne Graff

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25^th Feb 2009 at 1:46 pm

River Phoenix

Sugared Venom

You worry me. Call me a traditionalist, but I don't think 15-year-olds should marry. Also, leprechauns have an ancient war with elves. That's basic history.

I am actually quite tall. Pervious relationships ended when I stood on them. As for the gold, ye can stay away from me wee pot o' gold, laddie! Or are ye a lassie? Who cares, as long as ye stay away!
A Single Leprechaun Called Steve

I thought the leprechaun/ elf thing was sorted out by the Gnome Office! No?

Zine; 30th of May, 2002; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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25^th Feb 2009 at 2:19 pm

River Phoenix

If Ziners Were

I wonder why I never appear on these lists? Is it because I am truly unique, or am I being rejected by the groovy people I thought would accept me for the boring nonentity that I am?
The Socially Rejected Little Silver Moonbaby

Here's my stab at Bruce Forsyth- biggest nonentity I can think of.

Zine; 30th of May, 2002; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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25^th Feb 2009 at 3:36 pm

River Phoenix

Angelic Entity I love filling up your mailbox in the evening so it takes all morning to read them!

Does it look like I actually read them?

Fluffy The Evil One Why don't they make diet Mars Bars?

Diet? Meaning what? Less sugar? Less caramel stuff? Never!

Fayzilium "Mr Sheen shines upteen things clean"! How catchy is that?

Just about as catchy as those hideous Halifax ads with that guy Howard. You know, he of the nerdy glasses.
Zine; 31st of May, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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25^th Feb 2009 at 3:40 pm

River Phoenix

Big Brother

It's that time of year again. OK, let's see what we've learned from the past two years.

If you're a camp Irishman with the view that everything is "eeeeeevilll" or a Scouse builder that goes "eeeh" all the time, you have a chance of winning. If you are a tree hugging hippy (I talk about Sada), everyone will ridicule you. If your name is Nick, Stuart or Helen, don't even bother.
Big Bob Flapper

Hard to pick a winner this time, all so dull and irritating.

Zine; 31st of May, 2002; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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25^th Feb 2009 at 3:49 pm

River Phoenix

Ahhh, Westlife

Don't we all hate them? well, I don't think one of us does!

You have probably not noticed (although obviously I have because I am writing this letter) that Big Bop Flapper sounds like Westlife's new single, Bop Bob Baby! So what I think we have on here is a Bop Bop Flapper!
Jezza (In The Chili Soup)

Either way, at least we can all agree that it is one dire, dire single.

Zine; 31st of May, 2002; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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25^th Feb 2009 at 3:56 pm

River Phoenix

Top 10 Names For My Dog

10 Bingo (his actual name)
9 Bruno (his old name)
8 Gringo
7 Bongo
6 Bongo Brain
5 Bingo Bongo
4 Mr Waga-a-lot
3 Sir Barks-at-cats
2 Lickytongue Waggytail
1 Dog
Urban Hero

And you changed his name from Bingo to Bruno because?

Zine; 31st of May, 2002; 5/8.

Rayanne Graff

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25^th Feb 2009 at 4:03 pm

River Phoenix

Sunshine (topic suggested by Milton)

Sunshine, sunshine
With sunshine there is no need to pine
Sunshine, sunshine.

To get this printed and put in Poetry Corner, I will now insert the following (and if this doesn't work, WLW knows about THAT piccy!): *rsenal, chocolate, cats.
XPhile2868

That piccy? Which piccy are we... oh, that piccy!

Zine; 31st of May, 2002; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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25^th Feb 2009 at 4:08 pm

River Phoenix

Duck Report 2002

Following regular duck feeding in the local park, I can bring some very interesting facts about ducks.

* Most ducks look the same, apart from Stef The Duck, who lives in our local pond. He has a mohican.
* Ducks will accept chocolate Wagon Wheels as a substitute for bread.
* If giving bread, they prefer the sliced variety.

Isn't that interesting?
Queenie Careena

Remember, kids. Feeding Wagon Wheels to the ducks ain't big or clever.

Zine; 31st of May, 2002; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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25^th Feb 2009 at 4:13 pm

River Phoenix

Irn Bru Outrage

I was distraught the other week when I was in England. I went into McDonald's and asked for a Irn Bru with my Big Mac meal!

How can they not do that lovely orange Irn Bru in McDonald's in England? You need to get your priorities right!
Kilted Englishman

Let's see, my guess would be because... it's horrible!

Zine; 31st of May, 2002; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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25^th Feb 2009 at 8:18 pm

River Phoenix

Why Leamington Spa?

Did you know S Club 7 have a fan club? (Did you know S Club 7 have fans?)

Well, this is, in fact, in Leamington Spa.

My sister showed me the fan club joining card she got in her S Club CD and it says "in Leamington Spa". They don't call me Sherlock for nothing.
The Catnapper's Poodle

Well, it's gotta be somewhere. I mean, it could have been Wigan.

Zine; 24th of May, 2002; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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25^th Feb 2009 at 8:43 pm

River Phoenix

I Have Something To Say

A young cousin the other day contracted hiccups and asked me to shock him to make them stop.

"OK, I said. "The human population is increasingly at an unsustainable rate, forests are being chopped down, oceans are being filled with sewage, there's a hole in the ozone layer and ITV has commisioned another series of Footballers' Wives." "No," he said," Really shock me."
Cynicism of youth.
The Despotic Banana

The Footballers' Wives thing would've done it for me.

Zine; 24th of May, 2002; 6/8.

Edited by Rayanne Graff Feb 2009

Rayanne Graff

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25^th Feb 2009 at 8:53 pm

River Phoenix

5 Things That My Sister Should Know About

1 Silence, the final frontier, where no sister has gine before.
2 The undiscovered side of banking- making deposits.
3 Telephone skills; how to hang up.
4 Advanced parking, like backing into a space in one go.
5 Driving without running over any more of our neighbour's pets.
Subatomic Genius

And that, no matter how hard she tries, Will Young is not marrying material.

Zine; 22nd of May, 2002; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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25^th Feb 2009 at 9:03 pm

River Phoenix

WLW

After months of reading Zine, I am now the world's first fully qualified Zinologist. I have noticed several things in studying Zine:
1 The Brigadier is mentioned more than he writes in.
2 To many people, WLW and Mavis are the number one celebrity couple.
3 B*ckch*t sucks.
4 Eight per cent of all Ziners admit to reading B*ckch*t.
Zinologist

I'm impressed. You are clearly very knowledgable or very bored.

Zine; 8th of April, 2002; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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25^th Feb 2009 at 10:38 pm

River Phoenix

Dear WLW

I tried to write you a poem about what I think of you but the river of my creativity has run dry. Instead I beg to become one of the hallowed few to be printed on these pages.

I hope soon that my brain will click into gear. If not, I would request a collection for my impending operation. Ta very much.
Willow Windoleen

Just remember one thing for next time- all manner of bribes considered.

Zine; 8th of February, 2002; 5/8.

Rayanne Graff

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26^th Feb 2009 at 8:17 am

River Phoenix

Glastonbury

I've dreamt about it since I was a kid and this year, I'm going! Let's hope the Levs are playing. Imagine that WLW, the Levellers and their beautiful crusty fans all canoodlin' under the stars amongst beer and good vibes.

We'll wake in the morning and whistle a tune. Are you coming, WLW? I can save you a tent space if you like. Yours in crustydom,
Tiger In Blueprint

Err, I think I'm busy. Stuff to do and all that.

Zine; 8th of April, 2002; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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26^th Feb 2009 at 8:58 am

River Phoenix

New Debate
Manics Vs The Strokes

To be fair, Piefield can sing in tune (1-0).
Both bands only know four chords each (2-1).
Both have a hideously over-inflated view of their own self-importance (3-2).
Fans of both are equally nauseating (4-3).
The Manics win! I really hate The Strokes.
Parsley Possum

Not much between them, I reckon- both as irritating as a mozzie bite.

Zine; 8th of April, 2002; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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26^th Feb 2009 at 3:18 pm

River Phoenix

How do publications review albums so completely differently? After reading Earls' 5/10 review of U2's new album, I'm intrigued, as Rolling Stone have given it full marks.

Is it down to marketing, pushy record companies? I get annoyed when American magazines give great albums like Oasis' last one terrible reviews, yet do long, monotonous reviews about U2's greatness. US reviews can make or break albums. Aaron O'Neill

The Void; Teletext page 825; 26th of February, 2009; 1/7

Rayanne Graff

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26^th Feb 2009 at 3:23 pm

River Phoenix

I'm surprised no-one picked up on Take That for miming at the Brits. It was a live show and, for all the hype surrounding that talentless four, didn't they sing live? I wish they's split up again. David Hubball

The Beatles are so far ahead of everyone else, why try to compare? The music was expiremntal, but accessible, whereas Radiohead are too intense and bleak. The Beatles are that rarity who both sold and had influence. A McGarvey

The Void; Teletext page 825; 26th of February, 2009; 2/7.

Rayanne Graff

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26^th Feb 2009 at 3:32 pm

River Phoenix

Earls' review of the new U2 smacked of his dislike of the band. There was no mention of the superb song Magnificent or the title track. Well, I'm only on track two. Bonovox

I saw yet another great Kaiser Chiefs gig at Sheffield Arena on Monday. I was a bit unsure about the last album Off With Their Heads at first, but I love it now. I thought Ricky Wilson looked a bit choked at the response they got. Get well soon to Nick! Boosh Gal

The Void; Teletext page 825; 26th of February, 2009; 3/7.

Rayanne Graff

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26^th Feb 2009 at 3:38 pm

River Phoenix

Earls has Soft Toy Emergency figured out all wrong. While I admit Jen has a unique voice, I don't think "squeaky" is the correct word. And "hammy" guitars? Perhaps not. But, most of all, the last description I'd give to their single is reggae. Madison Scott

100m albums worldwide, with over 40 Top 40 singles including a No 1, I wonder just how popular Iron Maiden would be if the media didn't ignore them. Caernarfonjez

The Void; Teletext page 825; 26th of February, 2009; 4/7.

Rayanne Graff

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26^th Feb 2009 at 3:42 pm

River Phoenix

It's only February, but the album of the year has to be Bonamassa's The Ballad of John Henry. Col York

I'd like to recommend The Works by Jonatha Brookes- nher music set to Woody Guthrie's words. The result is a fabulous hybrid of Americana, country and soul. It's similar to Shelby Lynne at her best. Brentwood Tom

Lily Allen, Lady GaGa, Girls Aloud, Kelly Clarkson: are only women allowed to be No 1? TaDa

The Void; Teletext page 825; 26th of February, 2009; 5/7.

Rayanne Graff

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26^th Feb 2009 at 3:46 pm

River Phoenix

For me, The Coral are the band of the '00s. Prolific and consistently superb, they've managed to develop without alienating their fans. If you doubt my claim, check out their Best Of- you'll be amazed at how many great singles you forget they sang. Kyle Servera

Beavis And Butthead may not have had a classic theme, but it's a cartoon that was one of the main reasons I was first drawn to rock. I found their comments astute. Rich A

The Void; Teletext page 825; 26th of February, 2009; 6/7.

Rayanne Graff

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26^th Feb 2009 at 4:00 pm

River Phoenix

Colour Philosophy

Last night I was walking down the road and the only light was the orange light from the street lamps. I spotted an apple beneath one. But in the orange light I couldn't figure out if it was greeny-orange, orangey-green, orangey-orange or greeny-green. Try it for yourself and see what colour you think it is.
1929

Know what? I will! Just for the hell of it.

Zine; 8th of April, 2002; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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26^th Feb 2009 at 4:04 pm

River Phoenix

Goddess of Roadkill I've just eaten two packs of Mini Eggs and three Cadbury's Creme Eggs. Don't try it. One of my friends did and she didn't turn up for school for two weeks.

Surprised?

lilac leopard Do you know if there's a record for how many pictures you can fit on a page of Teletext? If there isn't, I think you should try it!

73 ickle mice, but only two Lisa Rileys.

Sugared Venom I h8 whn ppl r 4eva tlking in txt tlk. Do u, WLW m8?

Yes!

Zine; 8th of April, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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26^th Feb 2009 at 4:18 pm

River Phoenix

German

Ich bin ein essiggurke. I am a gherkin. Possibly the most useful thing I've learned in German. A close second is *bierdeckel sammeln". I mean, everyone needs to know how to say beermat collecting in German, don't they?
The One With The Mighty Antlers

I'm wondering why you are learning "I am a gherkin" at all!

Zine; 8th of April, 2002; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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26^th Feb 2009 at 9:42 pm

River Phoenix

What's Going On?

WLW, why don't you love me anymore? Why don't you print my lovely letters (as written by a million monkeys with a million typewriters).

If you don't print this, I shall send the boys round to Fulham and have them rough you up! Okay, I lie. They'll just come round and tickle you, but you have been warned!
Dr Robb PhD

Of course I love you, but you have to send stuff to me in the first place.

Zine; 8th of April, 2002; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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26^th Feb 2009 at 10:57 pm

River Phoenix

MusicLover I have always been against capital punishment. That was before I heard Scooter's mutilation of The Logical Song.

Worth bringing it back for, isn't it?

Loominous Froot Did medieval salmon wear codpieces?

Were you dropped on your head as a child? Just wondered.

Cow In The Shed My form tutor's husband wears T-shirts saying Rugby Is For Life! Ha ha ha.

Does he wear leather elbow patches on his jackets too?

Zine; 16th of July, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 8:30 am

River Phoenix

I wish the Radiohead v Beatles debate would stop. Without elvis presley and Little Richard, there would be no Beatles. Every artist has their influences. True innovators like Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix deserve a mention. Micky Brown

I can't believe we're so far into the cartoon theme without a mention of Bod and his pals. There's a striking similarity to the postman's theme and The Beatles' I Will outro. Clarkycat

The Void; Teletext page 825; 27th of February, 2009; 1/7.

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 8:33 am

River Phoenix

WLW

Q: Which popular crooner wore a loin cloth and helped achieve independence for India through passive resistance?
A: Gandhi Williams!

I don't get out much, by the way.
Dauncan Goodhew's Nemesis

Sooo bad- I reckon you could give Brian Conley a run for his money.

Zine; 16th of July, 2002; 2/8.

Edited by Rayanne Graff Feb 2009

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 9:45 am

River Phoenix

Buying tickets for NME Big Gig starring The Cure has been a disaster. First, NME's ticket agent Trinity Street went bust and we were told to re-purchase our tickets. After re-purchasing, we were told our original tickets would be valid after all, so we'd get refunds for the re-purchased one.

As of Wednesday, I have yet to receive my money back and Ticketmaster is making interest on that money. What a fiasco. Darren Green

The Void; Teletext page 825; 27th of February, 2009; 2/7.

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 9:50 am

River Phoenix

The Life of Riley

Picture this: you're living in a pad where your meals are made for you, the housework is done by a live-in cleane, the fridge is stacked full of goodies, your washing is delivered to your room and there's a free taxi service available.

There's no place like home, eh?
Fibreglass Monkey

Where do you live again? I'll be round with my stuff later.

Zine; 16th of July, 2002; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 9:54 am

River Phoenix

I was appalled at Earls' criticism of One Eskimo singer Kristian Leontiou in his review of their Kandi single. Kristian quit doing solo music due to feeling uncomfortable with pressure from the industry. Yet I remember him for his Top 20 album. Calling him a "failed pop puppy" was an insult to a talented musician. Chris Wing

Earls: After the money Polydor threw at him, his solo career can be deemed a failure. And One Eskimo are wretched.

The Void; Teletext page 825; 27th of February, 2009; 3/7.

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 9:57 am

River Phoenix

Hello There

I feel like the old guy muttering to himself in the street corner, with pigeons all over him.

There's a muttering old guy covered in pigeons in every town in the world. He usually has beard with bits of food in it, which is probably what attracts the pigeons. Hmmm.
Darth Hideous

Cheer up- it's summer! Actually, I've looked out the window.

Zine; 16th of July, 2002; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 10:01 am

River Phoenix

David wasn't alone in noticing Take That mime at the Brits. They're overrated, living off old fame, and when they split up again their solo albums will once more be a failure. Taz

Aaron shouldn't be surprised at Rolling Stone's gushing review of the new U2 album. They, q and NME are there to serve well-known artists. Magazines like Record Collector and Mojo are better for obscure acts, but stick to PS or Allmusic.com. Tony Christou

The Void; Teletext page 825; 27th of February, 2009; 4/7.

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 10:05 am

River Phoenix

An Ode To My College Course

Music Technology
How I adore thee
You are not dead and mouldy
Like a rotten plant or tree
I love you, it's plain to see
Oh music technology!

Anyone know any words that rhyme with technology? I'm planning a second verse!
Spandorexxa

I think one verse is more than enough, thank you!

Zine; 16th of July, 2002; 5/8.

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 10:10 am

River Phoenix

I'm shocked at Earls' review of U2's new album. No Line On The Horizon is arguably their best since Achtung Baby. Considering U2 have been going for 30 years, it's a remarkable album. Earls never seems to give decent bands a good review- he's so negative and should cheer up. Start listening to music, rather than looking to criticise all the time. Matt Howlett

Earls: Sorry, Bono. Please don't have me killed.

The Void; Teletext page 825; 27th of February, 2009; 5/7.

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 10:15 am

River Phoenix

5 Fun Things To Do In Bromsgrove
(to prove to WLW that there are Ziners in Bromsgrove)

1 Skank on the bandstand
2 Skank in the high street
3 Stand in the way of skaters at the skatepath
4 Put your cap on the back of your head and scream "No way" in a Brummie accent
5 Find some Charford kids and ask them if they're local
The Fishmonger of Doom

I stand corrected, and to think I was going to Spain this year.

Zine; 16th of July, 2002; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 10:31 am

River Phoenix

I agree with Rich about the state of current hip hop. Chris Brown is tragic, and even Snoop Dogg is making trash these days. The genre peaked in the early '90s with Dre's Chronic, Da Lench Mob and Onyx. Now it's watered-down and bland. Kyle Servera

Kyle Falconer isn't just a ned, he's a gadge. He's a product of environment. He's a product of environment. But that doesn't stop him and his three gadgie pals making quality music and putting on great live shows. Rancel BC

The Void; Teletext page 825; 27th of February, 2009; 6/7.

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 10:35 am

River Phoenix

WLW

This is my second letter to Zine and, in my desperation to avoid one-hit wonder status, I have conducted a brilliant plan to ensure this gets printed.

Unfortunately, I can't be bothered with it, so I'm just going to resort to old-fashioned begging. Please? Please? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaassssssse?
Schintarella

Well, it worked, didn't it? I must be in such a good mood.

Zine; 16th of July, 2002; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 11:45 am

River Phoenix

WLW

I'm new to the whole Zine world but would like to become a resident. Here's my application form.

I sleep until 2pm on a daily basis.
My favourite food is cheese.
I only pick my nose in public.
I find Jade from BB attractive.

Oops- gone too far. Did I mention I love you, WLW?
Dougie D- Man of Mysteree

You did, but the Jade thing- sort that out pronto.

Zine; 16th of July, 2002; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 11:49 am

River Phoenix

WLW

If your only ambition was to be a complete failure, would you have achieved your goal because you had achieved nothing or not achieved your goal because you had achieved nothing?

Similarly, if you had achieved your goal while this was your ambition, would you have failed your ambition, therefore achieving your ambition and therefore failing in your ambition?
Black And White Rainbow

Suddenly, I have the most powerful headache.

Zine; 17th of July, 2002; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 11:53 am

River Phoenix

Ziners

I would like to express my hatred for songs that fade out at the end. It's just laziness by the artist. Can you imagine if when watching a film, all of a sudden, the screen just faded?

I for one would be very annoyed.
Alone With Everyone

But then again, some songs just beg to be faded out double-quick.

Zine; 17th of July, 2002; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 11:57 am

River Phoenix

Susan Or Steph?

George the Duck-Filled Fridge, you're wrong! Susan Kennedy is the best-looking one in Neighbours and everyone knows that. I'm the only solitary member of her fan club, but give me a couple of months and I'll have at least three more!

If she was to squeeze into a pair of hotpants and release a single, she'd definitely give Kylie and Holly a run for their money in the charts.
Subatomic Genius

Sweet Jesus- don't put ideas into the woman's head!

Zine; 17th of July, 2002; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Feb 2009 at 12:10 pm

River Phoenix

Things In Adverts It Would Be Great To See In Real Life

The lightbulb "ding" from the Nescafé adverts.

A big long tongue like the one in the Irn Bru adverts (even though I think Irn Bru is rubbish- and I'm Scots!).

OK, so I got stuck after only three... so sue me!
Satan's Rubber Duck

I'd like to see the AOL woman in real life, for obvious reasons.

Zine; 17th of July, 2002; 5/8.

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