Please vote for your bestest letter in September.
The closing date for all the votes is 20/10/2007.
Please vote!
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Olympic crackdown. I thought I'd drop by to see how Zine is settling into its fancy new home, with the stylised fonts and fancyness. I'm aware you've been there a while but I've been busy training butterflies. On browsing the pages; once again, I notice a distinct lack of the fantastic monochromatic creatures, penguins. Please rectify this.
TheUnitedTruth. No room for penguins on here: too much styled fancyness for that malarkey. -----
2.
If Ziners were... ... from another dimension
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Insane Jam Sow - Sound Marmalade Boar.
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One Winged Angel - Two Armed Devil.
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Little Blue Fox - Big Orange Wolf.
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Satan's Rubber Duck - God's Concrete Chicken.
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Lord Sebastian Flyte - Baron Alabastian Yorke.
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Dr Namgge - Eggman Rd.
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WLW - BDP.
Braindead Crisp (Psychic Potato). And BDP stands for what, exactly?-----
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It's time, Pinky...to take over the world!To One Winged Angel - please can I join your team of evil superheroes? I am really tired of using all my powers for good. Everyone is really passe and ungrateful. Losers! I have lots of neat plans. - We could mix our powers together to be stronger (like evil Power Rangers!) and steal everyone's fudge. And we could give all the fudge to homeless people - oh, gosh, wait - I should be more evil! - We could ransom all the fudge...and give all the money to charities for injured puppies? No...Keep all the money. Yes! It would be so cool!
Little Blue Fox of Darkness. The ease of your corruption scares me.-----
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Talk like a pirate day. Ahoy me maties. Aargh and shiver me timbers, it be talk like a pirate day and I have been working hard as I have got the lyrics for the Eurovision song.
"Total slaughter, total slaughter. I won't leave a single man alive.
La de da de die, genocide.
La de da de dud, an ocean of blood.
Let's begin the killing time."
A definite number one there.
The Dread Princess Psycho. I'm always up for a bit of jolly Roger, Princess Psycho.-----
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Cludopoly. It seems Mr Moneybags has been murdered. Colonel Mustard did it, in the billiard room of a Mayfair hotel. Police found Mustard with a revolver and a bag of pink £500 notes stuffed under his top hat.
They tried to arrest him, but it was no good - he had a Get Out Of Jail Free card.
Insane Jam Sow. Spiffing...why infringe on one copyright when you can infringe on two?-----
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I Knew. I knew a guy who was always hectoring...we called him Hector.
I knew a guy who was always petering...we called him Peter.
I knew a girl who was always gabbing...we called her Gabby.
I knew a guy who was always willing...we called him Will.
I know a guy who was always going back on everything he used to represent...we call him Ben Elton.
Vigilante Maelstrom. Right on kids. Down with Thatch!*Please vote!