Saturday Showcase - June 2007.
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You! Me! Milkshakes!
Please vote for your bestest letter in June.
The closing date for all the votes is 26/7/2007.
Please vote!
1. The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning. If a Minister is divisible only by himself and the number one, does that make him a Prime Minister? Is this an incisive musing on the legacy of Tony Blair? Didn't think so.
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2. Lewis Gum Drops. I went to the zoo today, WLW! I let two parrots live. And the giraffes, I hope.
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3. Food Weapons.
- Chilli Con Carnage - It explodes into deadly blobs of hot chilli.
- Ninja Snaps - Shuriken-shaped biscuits.
- Cadbury's Deadly Milk - Sneaky poisonous chocolate.
- No Fudge - It is the scariest weapon (USA: Please can you give us Bin Laden, or we will cut off all your fudge supplies. Al Qaeda: Oh my gosh, OK!)
Little Blue Fox.
Too obvious to call them Weapons of Mastication?
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4. The Psychedelic Gloom. I thought it was a real shame when Bernard Manning died. All that turkey we're not going to have any more! Bootiful sentiments.
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5. Hip hop restaurant.
Ghetto Gauteau - It is bad (which is good). Sh*zzle drizzled with chocolate sauce. Low in fat- high in phat!
50 Cent Picnic Meal - You'll love it like a fat kid loves chocolate cake.
Drive-By Malteasers - Pop a capful in your mouth!
NWA Cake - Nutmeg, walnuts and almonds, it's straight outta Compton!
Snoop Doggy Hot Dog - It's the bizzle!
Miss Whiskers, Helga Hufflepuff's Hat and The Soul Cake Duck.
I prefer to get MC Hammered at the bar.
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6. Baby.
Music is unfair to babies. For example, one song urges, "Hit me, baby, one more time," but babies can't hit. Also "C'mon, baby, light my fire". I doubt any babies understand the concept of fire, never mind how to light one. And that's dangerous.
To counteract this, my band, The Pronouns, have written some songs, including, "Slobber and cry, baby" and "Baby, be oblivious to the fact you were unintended".
Vigilante Maelstrom.
What about the horror of "Babycakes"?
*Please vote!
The closing date for all the votes is 26/7/2007.
Please vote!
1. The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning. If a Minister is divisible only by himself and the number one, does that make him a Prime Minister? Is this an incisive musing on the legacy of Tony Blair? Didn't think so.
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2. Lewis Gum Drops. I went to the zoo today, WLW! I let two parrots live. And the giraffes, I hope.
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3. Food Weapons.
- Chilli Con Carnage - It explodes into deadly blobs of hot chilli.
- Ninja Snaps - Shuriken-shaped biscuits.
- Cadbury's Deadly Milk - Sneaky poisonous chocolate.
- No Fudge - It is the scariest weapon (USA: Please can you give us Bin Laden, or we will cut off all your fudge supplies. Al Qaeda: Oh my gosh, OK!)
Little Blue Fox.
Too obvious to call them Weapons of Mastication?
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4. The Psychedelic Gloom. I thought it was a real shame when Bernard Manning died. All that turkey we're not going to have any more! Bootiful sentiments.
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5. Hip hop restaurant.
Ghetto Gauteau - It is bad (which is good). Sh*zzle drizzled with chocolate sauce. Low in fat- high in phat!
50 Cent Picnic Meal - You'll love it like a fat kid loves chocolate cake.
Drive-By Malteasers - Pop a capful in your mouth!
NWA Cake - Nutmeg, walnuts and almonds, it's straight outta Compton!
Snoop Doggy Hot Dog - It's the bizzle!
Miss Whiskers, Helga Hufflepuff's Hat and The Soul Cake Duck.
I prefer to get MC Hammered at the bar.
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6. Baby.
Music is unfair to babies. For example, one song urges, "Hit me, baby, one more time," but babies can't hit. Also "C'mon, baby, light my fire". I doubt any babies understand the concept of fire, never mind how to light one. And that's dangerous.
To counteract this, my band, The Pronouns, have written some songs, including, "Slobber and cry, baby" and "Baby, be oblivious to the fact you were unintended".
Vigilante Maelstrom.
What about the horror of "Babycakes"?
*Please vote!
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I was printed 
Ooo and I came up with that joke myself. Which is why it's so terrible
Ooo and I came up with that joke myself. Which is why it's so terrible
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i r lion. i r bite you.
weapons of MASTICATION... BWAAAHAHAAA thats so funny i would like to cast a vote for both martin and david james on account of they are both too clever for their own good.
i would like to cast a vote for both martin and david james on account of they are both too clever for their own good.
You! Me! Milkshakes!
The bestest letters in June were "Prime Minister" by The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning and "Baby" by Vigilante Maelstrom.
They both got 4 out of 13 votes.
Well dones!
The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning. If a Minister is divisible only by himself and the number one, does that make him a Prime Minister? Is this an incisive musing on the legacy of Tony Blair? Didn't think so.
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Baby.
Music is unfair to babies. For example, one song urges, "Hit me, baby, one more time," but babies can't hit. Also "C'mon, baby, light my fire". I doubt any babies understand the concept of fire, never mind how to light one. And that's dangerous.
To counteract this, my band, The Pronouns, have written some songs, including, "Slobber and cry, baby" and "Baby, be oblivious to the fact you were unintended".
Vigilante Maelstrom.
What about the horror of "Babycakes"?
*Thank you for voting!
They both got 4 out of 13 votes.
Well dones!
The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning. If a Minister is divisible only by himself and the number one, does that make him a Prime Minister? Is this an incisive musing on the legacy of Tony Blair? Didn't think so.
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Baby.
Music is unfair to babies. For example, one song urges, "Hit me, baby, one more time," but babies can't hit. Also "C'mon, baby, light my fire". I doubt any babies understand the concept of fire, never mind how to light one. And that's dangerous.
To counteract this, my band, The Pronouns, have written some songs, including, "Slobber and cry, baby" and "Baby, be oblivious to the fact you were unintended".
Vigilante Maelstrom.
What about the horror of "Babycakes"?
*Thank you for voting!
Πανδώρα:
Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff:
Happy Easter.
IGH:
Just who was The Brigadier
ratammer:
squeak
Debs|OWA:
o/
IGH:
Wibble
Vel:
*sigh*
Emma:
Hi VR...
Princess Psycho:
Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire:
SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover:
Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot:
Happy new year <3
Claire:
BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff:
Happy Easter.
Emma:
So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma:
I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma:
I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma:
It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma:
A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.