Please vote for your bestest letter in May.
The closing date for all the letters in 23/6/2007.
Please vote!
1.
The list of lists.Since lists are a guaranteed way to be printed, here are some famous lists:
* Frank Liszt, Hungarian composer
* List, Germany. The country's northernmost village.
* LIST, the London Institute of Shipping and Transport
* List Magazine, Scottish entertainment guide
* Lister from Red Dwarf
* Listerine mouthwash
Insane Jam Sow.Great topic. Any more famous lists? -----
2.
Curry.I imagine a few people saw Big Tony's resignation speech. What was the banner "Cherie, thanks for lending us your husband" all about? Has Blair been having a few Curries, like John Major?
Junior Minister.You owe me some lovin', Junior Minister.-----
3.
Dr? No.My mate Henry was trying to beat his record for eating James Bond DVDs when I snuck up behind him and tapped him on the shoulder. He nearly choked.
we were going to laugh and say I scared The Living Daylights out of him, but he coughed up Moonraker instead. Even I couldn't keep that one down. "I think he's attempting re-entry, sir". Oh har-de-bloody-har!
Paddy Irishman.I guess he'll Die Another Day? -----
4.
Repeat.On November 26, 2001, FTEO had a letter on Zine. He said that people shouldn't use the words "Fluffy," "Evil," and "One". His letter (which was printed on May 1, 2007) was about the same subject. I hope he isn't running out of ideas.
Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House.Someone's got too much time on their hands... -----
5.
Road to nowhere.I am a piece of gravel. I am small, round and unappreciated. No-one notices me, but I notice everything. I watch the birds flying past me and the squirrels climbing the trees. I look at the people and listen to their secret whispers. Oh, the things I could tell you, WLW... but I have to go, before someone treads on me again.
Aphra The Post-modern Spy, Hector's House.You've got to stop letting people walk all over you, my dear. *Please vote!