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The Ultimate Mega-ziner.

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Please vote for who you really want in Round 3.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

15^th Dec 2006 at 11:39 am

River Phoenix

Quote: Marton

elden ray is alice?? alice alice???! really?

alice?

i feel like laughing at Martin... but the exclamation mark (when he voted for me) made me feel almost special... so i will try to contain my laughter.

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Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

15^th Dec 2006 at 12:06 pm

alice?

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

15^th Dec 2006 at 12:20 pm

River Phoenix

i thought everyone knew Elden Ray was Alice... or vice versa.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

18^th Dec 2006 at 1:38 am

the closing date could be brought forward....?

oh. its today

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Megazine Letters.

| 3,425 posts

18^th Dec 2006 at 3:14 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Quote: Marton

elden ray is alice?? alice alice???! really?
alice?

I wrote all the names I could remember…

Elden Ray - Alice.
The Aporkalypse/Queen of the troubled teens - Jo.
Evil Tongs – I am really sorry I cannot remember. :-[
Galder weatherwax's Hat - Jamie.
Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House/Aphra the post-modern spy - Strawberry.
Lawful Hippo - Phil.
Broccoli the evil one - Fee.
Satan's Little Helper - Antonia.
Grimble Gromble - Graham.
Pyjama Princess - Sarah.
The One With Little Significance - Emma.
Blossom Black Shadow/Love-In-Idleness - Josie.
YeahYeahYeah - Andrew.
Satan's rubber Duck - George.
One Winged Angel - Deb.
Lara Croft - Jenny.
TheUnitedTruth - Amy.
Dr Namgge - That Thing.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic - Alan.
Uneducated wombat - Mark.
Smerker - James.
Suffregette Undertaker - Rox.
Curly Cow - I do not know.
Princess Psycho - Louise.
Psychic Potato - Kris.
Skutterbob - Adam.
Infinite Spark - Rachel.
Pablo Marmite - Joel.
Little Becky Bigmouth - Lots of people.
1929 - Patrick.
Dreamweaver - Sarah.
Captain Stupendo/Stupido - Matt.
Lord Sebastian Flyte - Shane.
Caged Liberty - Laura.
Vigilante Maelstrom - Colin.
Farmer Jack - Martin.
Zadanius, King of the Jews - Danil.
Insane Jam Sow - Ian.
Zaganza - Phil.
Sykopathic Mushroom - Ash.
Junior Minister - Paul.
Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex - Andrew.
Tooth of Wisdom - Carrie Ann.
Dr Robb, PhD - Robb.
Little Blue Fox - David-James.
Big Bob Flapper - Chris.
IceBlink Luck/Not a trendie, not one of you either - Nadia.
Mr. Lister. Gay. - Sammy.
Paddy Irishman/The Shamrocking Bogman - Barry.
Mancomb Seepgood - Thomas.
Milton and Me - Alyssa.
The Mogtrix - Paula.
Sir Whence Pitchfork - Christopher.
Luco El Loco/Lucozade Lover - Kimberley.
Penfold - Ria.
Haryuu No Hanekata - Alex.
The Hoopiest Frood - Fi.
Elusive Moose - Amy.
ANBY - Rob.
The DeLorean That Got Struck by Lightning - Martin.
Samurai Hedgehog - Tom.
Dissimulation - Jamie.
(Schizo)NumberThree - Kim.
The Lightning Lady - Jenny.
Lost in Translation - Amie.
The Sheep with Nowhere to Sleep - Gillian.
Silvan Draconis - Jules.
Xiaolin Dragon of Wood - Lisa.
Interesting Chair - James.
Manky Horrible Brussel Sprout - Emma.
Topper/Stuttercut - Alex.
Jingle - Lucy.
Lilac Leopard - Claire.
Fibreglass Monkey - Lorna.
Dalek - Gavin.
Little Miss Clara/Miss Triestesse - Neen.
Jeff the Jiff - Will.
Monk McManus - Claire.
Misunderstood Flapdoodle - Lizzie.
Citizen Twiggy - Denesha.
Captain Spiky - Gaz.

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Megazine Letters.

| 3,425 posts

18^th Dec 2006 at 3:16 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

*Results.*

Thank you for voting!
Topper both got 21 out of 23 votes.
I will try to make a new round on Tuesday…or today, maybe, I hope.

1. Lawful Hippo – Luco El Loco - Captain Spiky.
2. Elusive Moose - Little Blue Fox.
3. Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex - WLW - Mortal Wombat.
4. ANBY - Sykopathic Mushroom.
5. Elden Ray - 1929.
6. Paddy Irishman - Fluffy the Evil One.
7. Freshly Squeezed Cynic - IceBlink Luck.
8. Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House - Kilted Englishman.
9. The Brigadier - Farmer Jack - Jeff the Jiff.
10. Dissimulation - Evil Tongs. Sorry. :-[11. Satan's Little Helper - Lilac Leopard.
12. Pablo Marmite - Topper.
13. Junior Minister - Parsley Possum.
14. Little Miss Clara - The Hoopiest Frood - Mancomb Seepgood.
15. The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning - Dr Namgge - The Man With The Golden Bun.
16. Insane Jam Sow - Caged Liberty.

Edited by Megazine Letters. Dec 2006

Dissimulation

| 5,671 posts

18^th Dec 2006 at 3:43 pm

My luck must be really out at the moment. Can't win seem to win any money on the football and even though I had 12 votes to Tongy's 11..I still manage to lose the round.

hehe..no worries. I didn't really mind either way to be honest..hence the laughing face.

Edited by Dissimulation Dec 2006

Megazine Letters.

| 3,425 posts

18^th Dec 2006 at 4:00 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

*Round 4 - 16.*

The closing date for all the votes is 22/12/2006. - I am sorry it is really soon. :-[
Please vote!

1. Topper - Dissimulation.
2. The Hoopiest Frood - Junior Minister.
3. Lawful Hippo - Farmer Jack.
4. Freshley Squeezed Cynic - Lilac Leopard.
5. Little Blue Fox - Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
6. ANBY - Mortal Wombat.
7. Insane Jam Sow - Elden Ray.
8. Paddy Irishman - The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning.

Please vote for *Saturday Showcase* too!

Edited by Megazine Letters. Dec 2006

Dissimulation

| 5,671 posts

18^th Dec 2006 at 4:17 pm

This is really hard now:

1. Topper - Dissimulation. (just making sure it isn't a complete white-wash)
2. The Hoopiest Frood - Junior Minister.
3. Lawful Hippo/Luco. - Farmer Jack.
4. Freshley Squeezed Cynic - Lilac Leopard. (..this one was the hardest)
5. Little Blue Fox - Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
6. ANBY - Mortal Wombat.
7. Insane Jam Sow - Elden Ray.
8. Paddy Irishman - The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning.

Mark Brogan

| 7,648 posts

18^th Dec 2006 at 4:29 pm

I LOST TO CLAIRE?????????????????????

CLAIRE??????

Dammit people, have you got no taste? I don't care. I mean, I am in the Top 32 'Ziners, which you know, is cool, I'm down with that.

But, Claire??

1. Topper
2. Junior Minister.
3. Farmer Jack.
4. Freshly Squeezed Cynic...sorry Claire...I would, I WOULD have voted for you, but you were against Alan...sorry... :-[
5. Little Blue Fox
6. ANBY
7. Elden Ray.
8. Paddy Irishman

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts

18^th Dec 2006 at 4:32 pm

Well, I was well and truly drubbed there.

1. Topper
2. The Hoopiest Frood
3. Lawful Hippo
4. Freshley Squeezed Cynic
5. Little Blue Fox
6. Mortal Wombat.
7. Insane Jam Sow
8. The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning.

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Mark Brogan

| 7,648 posts

18^th Dec 2006 at 4:38 pm

Quote: Snoop_Clairey_Claire

It's because you hate me *sob*

Taste? They do have taste...they go for a more refined class of 'Ziner. So ner

^{Actually I gave them all sexual favours in exchange for votes, you should have won, I'm terribly sorry}

Hmmmmph. Actually, I was having a difficult time deciding, but now I take it all back, it IS because I hate you. Hah. Hah. How do you feel now, eh?

Wh*re!

/me takes off her Hat of Sore Loserdom, and replaces it with the one of General Loserdom

Mancomb Seepgood

| 3,455 posts

18^th Dec 2006 at 5:28 pm

Grog me.

1. Topper
2. Junior Minister.
3. Farmer Jack.
4. Freshley Squeezed Cynic
5. Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
6. ANBY
7. Elden Ray.
8. The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning.

What a smorgis board of insane talent.

If I could get an orange that was as low-maintenance as an apple, I'd be a happy man

Dr Namgge

| 14,541 posts

18^th Dec 2006 at 6:48 pm

1. Topper -
2. - Junior Minister.
3. - Farmer Jack.
4. Freshley Squeezed Cynic -
5. Little Blue Fox -
6. - Mortal Wombat.
7. - Elden Ray.
8. Paddy Irishman -

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I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!
Quote:

You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

Colin

| 10,038 posts

18^th Dec 2006 at 6:54 pm

1. Topper
2. Junior Minister
3. Farmer Jack
4. Freshly Squeezed Cynic
5. Little Blue Fox
6. ANBY
7. Insane Jam Sow
8. Paddy Irishman

They're all male. I'm not sexist, I swear.
These were very close, though I feel some of these rank below unfortunate ones who were eliminated last round.

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

18^th Dec 2006 at 8:09 pm

1. Topper - Dissimulation. I know it's a cop out but I would put either of them through as the winner, sorry :/
2. Junior Minister.
3. Farmer Jack.
4. Lilac Leopard.
5. Little Blue Fox
6. ANBY
7. Insane Jam Sow
8. Paddy Irishman (closest match apart from 1.)

Organised Confusion

| 3,982 posts

18^th Dec 2006 at 9:52 pm

1. Topper
2. Junior Minister.
3. Farmer Jack.
4. Freshley Squeezed Cynic
5. Little Blue Fox
6. ANBY
7. Elden Ray.
8. Paddy Irishman

Insane Jam Sow

| 443 posts

18^th Dec 2006 at 10:37 pm

Bill Bryson is my God

Quote: Al_Calavicci

7. Elden Ray There's no way I stand a chance so I'm voting for me.

You're only up against me, so I think you'll probably take it! However, I too will be voting for myself, just to keep the competition healthy...

1. Topper
2. Junior Minister.
3. Farmer Jack.
4. Lilac Leopard.
5. Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
6. ANBY
7. Insane Jam Sow
8. Paddy Irishman

http://www.freewebs.com/megazine

Yes, my website still exists. Just about.

Will

| 6,984 posts

19^th Dec 2006 at 1:01 am

Err, what?! How the hell did i tie with Man with The Golden Bun in that poll? I was only printed about twice...

Well, er, thankyou anyway. *curtsy*

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

19^th Dec 2006 at 11:06 am

River Phoenix

Quote: Al_Calavicci

1. Dissimulation. He makes me laugh and Alex'll win anyway
2. Junior Minister.
3. Lawful Hippo
4. FRESHLY Squeezed Cynic
5. Little Blue Fox Ouch. This was HARD. But I remember more of David-James' letters. Sorry, Strawberry
6. ANBY
7. Elden Ray There's no way I stand a chance so I'm voting for me.
8. The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning.
It's OK; i'll live... Anyroad, here are my votes.

1. Topper
2. Junior Minister
3. Luco El Loco
4. Freshly Squeezed Cynic
5. Little Blue Fox
6. Mortal Wombat
7. Elden Ray
8. The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning

Edited by Rayanne Graff Dec 2006

curly_cow

| 1,669 posts

19^th Dec 2006 at 11:20 am

make luv not war!

1. Topper.
2. Junior Minister.
3. Farmer Jack.
4. Freshley Squeezed Cynic.
5. Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
6. ANBY.
7. Elden Ray.
8. The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning.

The world is quiet here.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

19^th Dec 2006 at 3:40 pm

are those your votes, strawberry? its confusing me that they are in a quote is all

i need time to think about 1 and 4, so ill be off to read some past letters from the good ole days.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

19^th Dec 2006 at 4:24 pm

Hope is important.

1. Topper.
2. The Hoopiest Frood.
3. Farmer Jack.
4. Lilac Leopard.
5. Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
6. Mortal Wombat.
7. Elden Ray.
8. Paddy Irishman.

:-[

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Insane Jam Sow

| 443 posts

19^th Dec 2006 at 5:33 pm

Bill Bryson is my God

Thanks for that, but didn't you hear, chivalry is dead...! I'm being comprehensively beaten now anyway, so I shall congratulate you with good grace.

I may have written a lot of silly letters, but I think your contribution to the 'Zine community as a whole is more deserving of that Final 8 place!

http://www.freewebs.com/megazine

Yes, my website still exists. Just about.

Topper

| 6,773 posts

19^th Dec 2006 at 6:38 pm

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

1. Dissimulation.
2. The Hoopiest Frood
3. Farmer Jack.
4. Freshley Squeezed Cynic
5. Little Blue Fox
6. ANBY
7. Insane Jam Sow
8. Paddy Irishman

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

19^th Dec 2006 at 7:17 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

1. Topper
2. The Hoopiest Frood
3. Farmer Jack
4. abstain
5. Little Blue Fox
6. Mortal Wombat
7. Insane Jam Sow
8. Paddy Irishman

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

19^th Dec 2006 at 7:19 pm

Quote: Topper

1. Dissimulation.
2. The Hoopiest Frood
3. Farmer Jack.
4. Freshley Squeezed Cynic
5. Little Blue Fox
6. ANBY
7. Insane Jam Sow
8. Paddy Irishman

echo this.

except 7 = luco el luco and 6 = wombat boy and 1 = Topper

so not actually the most similar echo

ugh. im going to have to write it all out

1. Tooper.
2. The Hoopiest Frood
3. Farmer Jack.
4. Freshley Squeezed Cynic
5. Little Blue Fox
6. Wombat
7. Luco el luco
8. Paddy Irishman

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

20^th Dec 2006 at 9:48 am

River Phoenix

Quote: Appletini

are those your votes, strawberry? its confusing me that they are in a quote is all

i need time to think about 1 and 4, so ill be off to read some past letters from the good ole days.

Yes, they are my votes. That's why i said... Here are
my votes.

Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex

| 514 posts

21^st Dec 2006 at 3:54 pm

I vanish off for a few days and when I return I have been eliminated? What a travesty

1. Topper
2. Junior Minister.
3. Farmer Jack.
4. Freshley Squeezed Cynic
5. Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
6. Mortal Wombat (Only because I've never seen any letters by ANBY, unless it stands for something?)
7. Elden Ray.
8. The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning.

Wow! Quite a few unexpected eliminations in the last round it seems.

Hideous Defunct Creation

Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts

21^st Dec 2006 at 5:08 pm

i r lion. i r bite you.

1. Topper
2. The Hoopiest Frood
3. Lawful Hippo
4. Lilac Leopard
5. Little Blue Fox
6. Mortal Wombat
7. Elden Ray
8. The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning.

oh mannn! i thought the last round was hard!

[quote author=the doc link=1161728632/360#370 date=1193262367]If i wanna scratch me balls i use a hedgehog like everyone else.[/quote]

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

22^nd Dec 2006 at 11:13 am

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Quote: Dark_Grey_Wolf_of_Norbex

6. Mortal Wombat (Only because I've never seen any letters by ANBY, unless it stands for something?)
.

Arrant Nerd Boxes Yodeller.

Right?

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

22^nd Dec 2006 at 11:16 am

River Phoenix

You are right, Alan.

Megazine Letters.

| 3,425 posts

22^nd Dec 2006 at 11:46 am

You! Me! Milkshakes!

*Results.*

Thank you for voting!
Topper got 19 out of 23 votes. Gosh!
I will try to make a new round really really soon, I hope.

1. Topper - Dissimulation.
2. The Hoopiest Frood - Junior Minister.
3. Lawful Hippo - Farmer Jack.
4. Freshley Squeezed Cynic - Lilac Leopard.
5. Little Blue Fox - Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
6. ANBY – Mortal Wombat.
7. Insane Jam Sow - Elden Ray.
8. Paddy Irishman - The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning.

Mark Brogan

| 7,648 posts

22^nd Dec 2006 at 11:47 am

Eeeek, it's getting down to it!

Useless post, I know, but, I have liked this thread.

Insane Jam Sow

| 443 posts

22^nd Dec 2006 at 11:48 am

Bill Bryson is my God

Pfft, I like that. ANBY gets through while I crash out. He only even knows about 'Zine and VR because I told him about it. And when did you last see one of his letters?

P.S. I'm not bitter. Well done to the final 8!

http://www.freewebs.com/megazine

Yes, my website still exists. Just about.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

22^nd Dec 2006 at 12:24 pm

Hope is important.

Gosh! Thank you for voting for me - I did not think I would get so far.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Megazine Letters.

| 3,425 posts

22^nd Dec 2006 at 12:29 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

*Round 5 - Quarter Finals.*

The closing date for all the votes is 29/12/2006.
*Please vote!*

1. Junior Minister - Paddy Irishman.
2. Farmer Jack - Little Blue Fox.
3. Topper - ANBY.
4. Freshly Squeezed Cynic - Elden Ray.

Mark Brogan

| 7,648 posts

22^nd Dec 2006 at 12:31 pm

Oh man, this is HARD.

1. Junior Minister - Paddy Irishman.
2. Farmer Jack - Little Blue Fox. that one was really close...sorry David James..

3. Topper - ANBY.
4. Freshly Squeezed Cynic - Elden Ray.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: What's the facebook group called? I couldn't find it...

Jimmy: VR VeteRans https://www.facebook.com/groups/174360109375424/?mibextid=K35XfP

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