"My Horrible Town".

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Little Blue Fox.

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7th Jan 2006 at 12:36 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox_
I thought of an idea for mega-zine.
It is sort of like the 4 yorkshiremen, i think.

idea...I could write a message called "My silly town", Like: My town is really horrible because there are 23 estate agencies, but there are only 2 music stores....

..and someone else replies. : Little Blue Fox, do you think your town is really bad? My town only has 1 music store. It is really old and smelly!

...and someone else replies: *Last person's name*, do you think your town is really bad? We have to build our own music shop and all the bricks are made from little broken bits of all our favourite CDs.

...and somone else replies: *Last person's name*....We have to build our own store, too, and also we have to wash our hands in acid because we do not have any water.

...Acid?! You are really lucky!

All the replies are just examples and ideas.
I am sorry it is really silly and muddled.
Does anyone want to do it, too?



Does anyone want to do it, too?
Please can you write your name in this thread. I will try to organise everything properly so it is not really muddled at-all.

Edited by Little Blue Fox. May 2006
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Chris Kamara

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7th Jan 2006 at 12:40 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
Even though I've not written for about 6 months, and have very minimal interest in Zine, I fancy following suit with this idea. Put me down as number 2, if that's ok?

Dr Namgge

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7th Jan 2006 at 12:45 pm

 
number three is for me.
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

Quote:
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

Dr Namgge

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7th Jan 2006 at 12:48 pm

 
I'd assume as soon as possible
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

Quote:
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

Chris Kamara

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7th Jan 2006 at 1:23 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
OK my submission:-


Little Blue Fox, you think your town is really bad..?

My town has a beach and a sun. But the similarity to Miami ends right there, for we also home three million burger kiosks, noisy rollercoasters and young ladies that work outside. The amount of drunks we have on a weekend reaches a number that Carol Vorderman doesn't even think exists.

The town is full of people who's vocabulary is like, well bad, and we have an eye-sore of a tower that's as big as a 518-foot tree.

Farmer Jack

Organised Confusion

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7th Jan 2006 at 7:02 pm

 
Ooh, can I be the 6th. It's about time The Sheep With Nowhere to Sleep came out of retirement.

Edited by Organised Confusion Jan 2006

Chris Kamara

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8th Jan 2006 at 1:04 am

Chris Kamara -

 
i sent a retirement letter ages ago but it was never printed, so technically i've not come out of retirement. well, i've certainly not until my letter is printed.

The Man from Southampton

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8th Jan 2006 at 2:26 pm

equality, tolerance & logic

 
[quote=Luco_El_Loco_ link=1136637417/0#6 date=1136645185]I'd like to take part too.
Now is that salary pre or post tax?  

100% of Earth's population agrees with the following statement.

"Forces should be spending their time catching rapists and murders and not worry about piracy theft."

Love-In-Idleness.

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10th Jan 2006 at 3:07 pm

 
Please may i write a reply too?
I would be, um, number 7, I guess.
Many Bothans died to birng you this information.

Little Blue Fox.

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10th Jan 2006 at 3:55 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Goodness! - it is really cool lots of people want to do it too.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Dr Namgge

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11th Jan 2006 at 11:10 am

 
my contribution has just been sent, it reads:

Farmer Jack you think your towns bad; at least you have a beach, we have to walk for two hours to get out of the town, which doesn't have any roads, so we can catch a steam train, to our nearest beach.

at least you get drunks, all we get is total idiots (also known locally as the council), also what's a burger?

Dr Namgge

- which is then followed by a random, unconnected, signature comment
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

Quote:
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

Colin

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13th Jan 2006 at 9:05 am

Colin -

 
I'd like to add myself to this list, although I can't get to my PC at the moment... sometime later.
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ANBY v3.0

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17th Jan 2006 at 2:14 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
(page 1/2)

Elden Ray, you think your town is bad? I'm from Birmingham.

ARRANT NERD BOXES YODELLER
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

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17th Jan 2006 at 4:46 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Did you send yours/was it printed?
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

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18th Jan 2006 at 5:31 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Okay yours was printed today, so I've sent mine in
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Little Blue Fox.

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20th Jan 2006 at 4:24 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
I up-dated the order for Rob and Barry.

New Order...

1.Little Blue Fox (printed!).
2.Farmer Jack (printed!).
3.Dr Namgge (printed!).
4.Elden Ray (printed!).
5.ANBY and Paddy Irishman (Printed and printed!).
6.Luco El Loco.
7.The Sheep With Nowhere to Sleep.
8.Love-In-Idleness.
9.Vigilante Maelstrom.
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.
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Please does anyone else want to make a reply, too?

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Dinglebutt

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20th Jan 2006 at 5:08 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Sorry for skipping the queue, didnt know. Wasnt here over xmas so sorry for any confusion caused

Its working out great though David, fair play
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Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dr Namgge

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20th Jan 2006 at 5:50 pm

 
one question now stands on this though, who does Luco El Luco reply to? I'd assume it'd be Paddy Irishman, as his had more detail, but then he skipped Elden Ray so... well I'm confused as to what happens now?

also the four yorkshiremen joke loops several times, between those involved, each time it changes to be about something different, if we keep talking about the town itself, your not going to loop it, can those follow it start to deviate slightly so it can loop
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

Quote:
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

ANBY v3.0

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20th Jan 2006 at 8:23 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
Okay, this has been stickied on request
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Cool_Hand_Bob

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24th Jan 2006 at 12:05 am

Cool_Hand_Bob - I'm Cool, I'm a Hand and I am indeed a Bob.

I'm Cool, I'm a Hand and I am indeed a Bob.

 
**signs** if im not to late. I love that 4 Yokershiremen sketch.
I'm Cool, I'm a Hand and I am indeed a Bob.

JM

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24th Jan 2006 at 4:16 pm

 
erm i'll write one if it's not too late.

Colin

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25th Jan 2006 at 1:20 pm

Colin -

 
Uh, I may forget about this... please, when it's my turn, can someone PM me? Thanks.
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Little Blue Fox.

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25th Jan 2006 at 4:12 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Quote: unperson_
Okay, this has been stickied on request


***thank you***.


Quote: Cool_Hand_Bob_
**signs** if im not to late. I love that 4 Yokershiremen sketch.


Ok.
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Love-In-Idleness.

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28th Jan 2006 at 11:06 am

 
Quote: Colin_
Uh, I may forget about this... please, when it's my turn, can someone PM me? Thanks.


I wll PM you, Colin Vigilante Maelstrom. You are the next person after me.
Many Bothans died to birng you this information.

Cool_Hand_Bob

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28th Jan 2006 at 3:07 pm

Cool_Hand_Bob - I'm Cool, I'm a Hand and I am indeed a Bob.

I'm Cool, I'm a Hand and I am indeed a Bob.

 
I haven't seem some of the others printed and I can't find any on the online version so I apoligize if I accidently copy something from someone else's.

Can I have a PM reminder as well please?

Thanks.
I'm Cool, I'm a Hand and I am indeed a Bob.

Colin

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29th Jan 2006 at 7:20 am

Colin -

 
Quote: LoveInIdleness_


I wll PM you, Colin Vigilante Maelstrom. You are the next person after me.


Many thanks, Josie Love-In-Idleness.
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Organised Confusion

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30th Jan 2006 at 1:07 am

 
[quote=Luco_El_Loco_ link=1136637417/30#32 date=1138463028]It looks like WLW hasn't screened mine, so whoever goes next might need to respond to the entry before mine.

Little Blue Fox.

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31st Jan 2006 at 11:25 am

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
[quote=Tep_ link=1136637417/30#34 date=1138583229]

If its me, which I think it is, shall I just reply "to Luco el Loco"

Edited by Little Blue Fox. Feb 2006
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Organised Confusion

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1st Feb 2006 at 4:55 pm

 
[quote=Little_Blue_Fox_ link=1136637417/30#35 date=1138706751]

No - gosh!

Love-In-Idleness.

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11th Feb 2006 at 11:38 am

 
Hello.

I'm sorry that i trampled all over you neat order. - I saw that Loco El Luco's letter was not printed, and I mailed my letter on tuesday just in case The Sheep With Nowhere To Sleep's letter wasn't printed either.

I sent a reminder to Vigilante Maelstrom this morning as well.

Many Bothans died to birng you this information.

Little Blue Fox.

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11th Feb 2006 at 11:56 am

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Quote: LoveInIdleness_
Hello.

I'm sorry that i trampled all over you neat order. - I saw that Loco El Luco's letter was not printed, and I mailed my letter on tuesday just in case The Sheep With Nowhere To Sleep's letter wasn't printed either.



It is ok. Do not worry.

New New Order.
1.Little Blue Fox (printed!).
2.Farmer Jack (printed!).
3.Dr Namgge (printed!).
4.Elden Ray (printed!).
5.ANBY and Paddy Irishman (Printed and printed!).
6.Love-In-Idleness (Printed!).

7.Vigilante Maelstrom.
8.The Sheep With Nowhere to Sleep.
9.Luco El Loco.
10. Cool Hand Bob.
11. Junior Minister.



It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Colin

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11th Feb 2006 at 12:24 pm

Colin -

 
I have replied.
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Organised Confusion

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12th Feb 2006 at 11:13 pm

 
Sugar, sugar, sugar, sorry. I meant to come here and say my letter obviously isn't going to be printed. Continue...

Colin

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15th Feb 2006 at 8:17 am

Colin -

 
looks like mine won't be printed. Somebody else, feel free.
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Colin

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17th Feb 2006 at 5:36 pm

Colin -

 
Mine went like this, by the way:
Sure, Love-in-Idleness, your hometown sounds bad, but you should try living where I live. We live in an 18th-Century village secured away from the modern world. So how did I send this e-mail? Well, how DIDN'T I send this e-mail?
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Colin

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28th Feb 2006 at 4:55 pm

Colin -

 
Still not printed... wanna count me out?
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Little Blue Fox.

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4th Mar 2006 at 11:17 am

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Quote: Colin_
Still not printed... wanna count me out?


Ok. :-[ Thank you for trying. it is really silly WLW did not print your letter. It really steams my broccoli! :-[

1.Little Blue Fox (printed!).
2.Farmer Jack (printed!).
3.Dr Namgge (printed!).
4.Elden Ray (printed!).
5.ANBY and Paddy Irishman (Printed and printed!).
6.Love-In-Idleness (Printed!).
7.The Sheep With Nowhere to Sleep (Printed!).

8.Luco El Loco.
9. Cool Hand Bob.
10. Junior Minister.



It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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5th Apr 2006 at 12:59 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
1.Little Blue Fox (printed!).

Edited by Little Blue Fox. Apr 2006
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.


 
 
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