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ZINE REVIVAL CAMPAIGN (ZRC)

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Elusive Moose

| 8,546 posts

29^th Sept 2003 at 6:50 pm

Get your Antlers on

Quote: wombat_

I will join in with the ZRC and I hope it gets enough support, I can't believe how it has changed from what it was to what it is.

In such a short space of time as well. I mean it wasn't THAT long ago that it was funny; the new WLW was Ok for a while but now it's just like s/he can't be bothered. We shouldn't get so p*ssed off by a teletext page but it's like a piece of green belt land that Americans bought and dumped a load of Starbucks over. Sad, so very sad...

"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.

Wife of Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Been training dogs

| 4,685 posts

29^th Sept 2003 at 6:50 pm

Emma the lil angel likes busted?

I know a girl called emma who worships busted.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

Flapdoodle

| 4,238 posts

29^th Sept 2003 at 7:02 pm

TO THE SEA...

i remember emma the lil angel having a letter about living in nottingham, which means i luckily get to live in the same city as her- no idea who she is though, although she also sadid her school burnt down which makes me think of a secondary school not far from me.

Elusive Moose

| 8,546 posts

29^th Sept 2003 at 7:04 pm

Get your Antlers on

Hehe, this is turning into a Batter The Newbies thread!

"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.

Wife of Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

EvilTongs

| 2,176 posts

29^th Sept 2003 at 8:34 pm

Not here much.

*Throws FSC the keys to the Tongy Tank*

OK, the red button fires the cannon, that lever is to move, but don't press the little green button. That's a secret weapon and you need ear protectors for it to be used.

It's called the Wail Ray - a high-pitched blast of S-Club 8 music...can instantly kill anyone within 1/2 a mile.

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. But it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap the motherf*cker upside the head.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

29^th Sept 2003 at 9:54 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Quote: The_Elusive_Moose_

Hehe, this is turning into a Batter The Newbies thread!

There's nothing we do better than Newbie Bashing. And yes, Amy, you may help me rid the evil of Spikey Stuy.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Captain Stupendo

| 2,235 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 9:57 am

snarf!

Quote: Freshly_Squeezed_Cynic_

Hmm. I'm surprised you don't get printed more often, then.

But you are thats my point.

Never take life seriously.

Caged Liberty

| 11,209 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 10:01 am

Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

shut the f*ck up you irritating little tw*t

hikey

| 5,865 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 10:03 am

its the semi automatic stun gun!!!!!!!!!!!! yeehaw

ooooooooooooo *handbag is held aloft*

he aint all there he dont like beans!!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Stupendo

| 2,235 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 10:09 am

snarf!

Quote: Caged_Liberty_

shut the f*ck up you irritating little tw*t

oh okay its alright people to rip the p*ss out me but im not aloud to defend myself, same to you!

Never take life seriously.

Caged Liberty

| 11,209 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 10:13 am

Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

I'm sick of your stupid annoying posts and plentry of others are too. Don\t p*ss me off.

Take it to PMs boys if you want to squabble.

Captain Stupendo

| 2,235 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 10:15 am

snarf!

such as

Never take life seriously.

Caged Liberty

| 11,209 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 10:23 am

Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

such as near enough every post you have made, and this has been pointed out before.

end of subject, this thread is here for a reason and I dno't want it cluttered up with more crap.

hikey

| 5,865 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 10:26 am

its the semi automatic stun gun!!!!!!!!!!!! yeehaw

hello laura xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx id write to zine but they bannned me once and i have no teletext ? infact does terestial tv actually still exist?

he aint all there he dont like beans!!!!!!!!!!!

Caged Liberty

| 11,209 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 1:52 pm

Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

hey Hikey xx
I don't have teletext either now but I'm still going to write in

Big nose strikes again

| 2,343 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 1:56 pm

i was a newbie. but now im an old newbie.
hell i'll try with my rants about tubular monkeys and my humours verse

somebody should dig out dark grey wolf norbex, and ninja hamster, and pyschadelic gloom and plughole fantasy and..and...

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Tired/Happy

| 5,601 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 2:46 pm

I agree, it's got really crap lately, and the amount of times the bloody brigadier is mentioned is just pathetic. The novelty (if there in the frist place) has totally worn off now, and all emma the bloody lil angel writes about is busted. *sigh*
zine is becoming so crap, even Dr Nick is funnier. and he isn't even trying to be!!

"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

the legend of snaz

| 2,412 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 5:39 pm

whats the email address?

[http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/pink-hearts1.gif]

Caged Liberty

| 11,209 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 5:50 pm

Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

mega-zine@teletext.co.uk

the legend of snaz

| 2,412 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 5:53 pm

merci beaucoup

Been training dogs

| 4,685 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 6:00 pm

I'll write in if someone tells me when i get printed 'cause I can't be arsed to check myself.

wombat

| 8,154 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 6:02 pm

Technically sexy.

what names will people write in as?

Southern hemispherical rat boy

the legend of snaz

| 2,412 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 6:03 pm

I'm gonna use "miss snaz"

the legend of snaz

| 2,412 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 6:10 pm

Quote: On_my_way_

I'll write in if someone tells me when i get printed 'cause I can't be arsed to check myself.

yeh can someone do the same for me too

Flapdoodle

| 4,238 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 7:51 pm

TO THE SEA...

im iundecided what name to write under- could be my original ID (which im pretty sure no-one on here knows), misunderstood flapdoodle or i may creat a new one...

Been training dogs

| 4,685 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 7:55 pm

Quote: wombat_

what names will people write in as?

Milton and me?

Caged Liberty

| 11,209 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 8:00 pm

Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

Caged Liberty for me obv, someone will need to let me know and others if they get printed.

wombat

| 8,154 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 8:18 pm

Technically sexy.

I keep an eye out. but some days i honestly can't be bothered to read it.

anyway, I'm under the name of "The Educated wombat" not that you really care.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

secluded_rainbow

| 843 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 8:30 pm

I need a decent picture!!

Quote: kerrie_spoon_

I agree, it's got really crap lately, and the amount of times the bloody brigadier is mentioned is just pathetic. The novelty (if there in the frist place) has totally worn off now, and all emma the bloody lil angel writes about is busted. *sigh*
zine is becoming so crap, even Dr Nick is funnier. and he isn't even trying to be!!

Dr Nick is so funny though! I love the way he never actually answers the question properley and Always says what they dont want to hear! The constant book plugging is great too!

Top Dr Nick quotes
' Look after your willy and your willy will look after you'
' Braces shape your teeth not who you are'

God Bless Dr Nick!

wombat

| 8,154 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 8:32 pm

Technically sexy.

why not print off this thread, sticky tape them to a brick and throw them through WLW's window?

Southern hemispherical rat boy

EvilTongs

| 2,176 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 8:42 pm

Not here much.

cos we dont know where Dubya-El-Dubya lives?

wombat

| 8,154 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 8:45 pm

Technically sexy.

there are ways of finding out...

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 9:55 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Surely there's a Teletext building we can chuck the brick through.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

wombat

| 8,154 posts

30^th Sept 2003 at 10:29 pm

Technically sexy.

if not, I'm not against lobbing bricks through random widows.

we're bound to get there eventually.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Elusive Moose

| 8,546 posts

1^st Oct 2003 at 8:44 pm

Get your Antlers on

As long as the police don't get there first, sure

"You can't roast infants. You just don't get away with it."- a life lesson for us all.

Wife of Phil the Lawful Hippo. Imagine the children!

The Disneyafied Adventures of Me

Dissimulation

| 5,671 posts

2^nd Oct 2003 at 3:06 pm

I've just mailed off my first letter in years, though not as Dissimulation.

I doubt it'll get printed but if it does then I'll be amused.

the legend of snaz

| 2,412 posts

2^nd Oct 2003 at 3:54 pm

in the old days i used to fax my letters, was i the only one?

Hobbes

| 8,575 posts

2^nd Oct 2003 at 5:50 pm

the hoopiest of all the froods

i'll write in as the hoopiest frood of course

i blame the fact that the e-mail address is given out on page one every day now - and nothing else - you used to have to wait and we'd get told the address every now and again and that would mean you needed some sort of determination to get on there, but now everyone can see it all the time moan moan moan

"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!"
screamed the dust speck

secluded_rainbow

| 843 posts

2^nd Oct 2003 at 8:14 pm

I need a decent picture!!

Quote: alone_in_a_crowd_

in the old days i used to fax my letters, was i the only one?

yes, yes you were

wombat

| 8,154 posts

2^nd Oct 2003 at 8:27 pm

Technically sexy.

whats wrong with TDGWON?

Southern hemispherical rat boy

wombat

| 8,154 posts

2^nd Oct 2003 at 8:34 pm

Technically sexy.

you said a lot of people don't like him.. he seemed cool!

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Topper

| 6,773 posts

3^rd Oct 2003 at 8:38 am

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

The hoopiest frood is a great name! Any Hitchikers referance is good.

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

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Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

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Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

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Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: What's the facebook group called? I couldn't find it...

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IGH: And so it ends

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