Barry Vs Scammers

Yeah, i don't know how he can be sure; he might get eaten by a lion tomorrow. Although i hope he doesn't as you wouldn't be able to have scammy fun with him.

My Dear

Thanks for your answer and total assurance towards this business.

Honestly, I feel so relaxed in doing this business deal with you & I want to assure you with the life of my family that you will never regret doing this business with me.

I am a married man with two kids, I love my family so much & I will like to trust you with full hope & believe that you are capable to handle this transaction deal with me? I am willing to make the registration of the consignment in your name from the Red Cross Security company where the consignment is deposited by standing you as the real beneficiary of the box to ascertain the claim and you are to help me to clear the consignment in time of the shipment from the diplomat. Please noted

And as for your car, I am going to buy your car at your last selling price. Please consider your car sold to me and I will like you to remove it from the internet advert and pack it at your garage until I visit your country in view weeks time
Meanwhile I presently want to know your readiness to carry out the transaction deal with me? Because transferring the consignment to your designated country is not the issue; it is the sincerity and security in you that matters & hopes you are not going to sit on top of this fund at end? With due honesty, I solely accept to work with you, having in mind that your name and details have to be legalize as the real owner of the (BOX)

Because my depositing of the consignment to the security company refers that whosoever I appointed to them from Europe is entitle to be the rightful person to receive consignment box. But please note that the security company does not know the actual content of the box. I only told them that the consignment is a family treasury like books and Jewelries that belongs to my associate in Europe.


And I am very serious to bring this consignment to your country where I aim to start up my business investment and I will do exactly as I said. Since our new President .Obama has promise to Re-Deploy us back to the state very soon and I have thought it wise not to loose this great opportunity by transferring this Consignment to your country for our mutual benefit and your effort now will determine the successful conclusion of the deal.

Therefore I will like us to but heads together t actualize this firm in good faith as I have already bestowed my trust on you and I hope you are a very good person and I think this is the very right time to pay myself back for all I have suffered here in Iraq, couple with the lost of my friends lives here, Please, I need your full maximum support / trusted / honesty to regain this millions with you in top secret and I promise you that if you have not experience any miracle in your life before, you are going it witness it this time.


Meanwhile your genie intention toward this transaction of yours will prove to me as soon as I receive any of your attached pictures for more confidence in me to know whom I am dealing with. I am 100% ready to actualize this deal with you in good faith as soon as I receive any of your attached pictures to be sure of whom I am dealing with.

Please note that all our communication should be by mail because they are monitoring our movement here. We are not allowed to go out of the coverage area of the Iraq city as a result of suicide pumping. Everywhere here was very tight UP. Meanwhile I will update you as soon as I make the registration of your name with the security company in other to release the consignment in your favor


And Attached below is the COPY of my family pictures/

Regards

Capt Ben Mashall


MY FAMILY


ME AND MY SON


MY PERSONAL PICTURE


16.2 MILLION USD

Ben

You said a lot of words there and I just trust you so damn much that I didn't bother to read it, It disgusts me what you have had to go through in Iraq. I have long wished to be a soldier, and fight for what I believe in. But the army tell me that just because I believe in unicorns does not mean I can fight for them. Its a crazy system which we live by Ben, a system which gives dreams to many, but can crush more.

You have a beautiful family Ben. Treasure them. I have decided that you need the money more than me Ben. I look at your childrens eyes, and I see kindness, joy, innocence, lust and dreams. I don't need the money, and I would not feel right in taking it from you.

I have included some pictures of myself and my family too. I tell you, the last picture taken of me was a real pain in the neck


ME AND MY FAMILY


MY SON AND I - I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE HE IS


ME WITH SOME US SOLDIERS


MY MOST RECENT PICTURE

Derek:
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Okay man i dint know your answer to me here cos you are just saying wrong thing with my answer can i know your mined.

Me:
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Derek, I am pleading with you, as I feel we are friends now. Please stop this. We have been emailing each other for the past few days, and now you are trying to act like we don't know each other. We have both shared intimate details of our lives with each other. I know you better than I know the son I gave up for adoption when he was still in the womb.

Derek, I think its time for you to come clean. You're doing drugs, aren't you? This is all a way for you to get high, isn't it? Your wife has left you, your kids don't want to see you, you've lost your job.... look what the drugs have done to you Derek. I suspected drugs when you failed to send me a picture of your wife. I guess I just didn't want to believe it.

You need to get your life in order man. To do that, you have to get rid of all the drugs currently in your house. I know you'll want to get high one last time, and I understand. So you should gather together all your drugs, and take them all at the same time. Now, this may have bad side effects, so you should probably drink loads of whiskey while doing it. You can do this Derek, I believe in you.

And just think, one you're clean, you can learn how to F*CKING SPELL YOU COCKSUCKER MOTHERF*CKING PIECE OF DIARRHEA

You may think I just insulted you, but thats just the drugs talking. I actually wrote some nice things about you.

you never tell me what is goingn again

Derek

Thank God you have found me. I apologise, I lost your email address. I had written it down, and just as I was about to hand it to my policeman friend, a bird swooped down and plucked it from my hand. I think the bird may have been blind, as I had some birdseed in my other hand which he didn't even look at.

Ok, we need to get this deal sorted out quick, as I forgot I have a nut intolerance and I may need to go to hospital soon. So how do you want to work this?

My name is Williams scotts,  Am writing you concerning the car pasted on Craiglist.org, i hope is still available for sale because am interested in buying ? I will like to know the condition and the best price you are selling, cos am very much interested in buying the car.

Please kindly get back to me as soon as possible, so that we can proceed on the payment agreement, let me know if you are okay with a certified check, hope to read from you as soon as possible.

For further details, Here is my mobile : +447011139598.
scotts_w@yahoo.com

Bye for now and wish you a great day.

  Regards,
Williams scotts

Hello Williams

Yes, the car is still for sale, and I am perfectly happy with a certified cheque. I would like you to know however, that I will be making fun of you in the next few emails and posting them on the Internet for people to see and laugh at. This is a point only to note in case I seem a little strange or weird.

How many teeth does your mothers skeleton have?

What happens if you ring their mobile numbers?

Quote: Professor Frink, Jul 2010

Quote: James, Jul 2010

Weird bassy ringing, then an American guy answers

I go - in a bad Irish accent - "Is that Williams Scott?"
"What?"
"Williams Scott? Oi'm trying to sell me car, begorrah."
"Oh. Uh... Yeah."
"I have to leave for work now, but someone from my organisation will be calling later."

Any one with minutes fancy taking the baton?

Not only a genuine LOL but accompanied by a fit of giggles, well done.

Would do this right now but can't pretend to be you because I assume I sound marginally more feminine. Ideas? I have free minutes and an hour to kill...

Man with an heavy African accent answers...

"'Ello?"
"Hello there, is it possible to speak to Williams Scotts? I'm calling on behalf of Mr. Barrington Smythe"
"Yes, are you in Dublin?"
"No, Sir, but Mr. Smythe is. I am calling to see if you are still interested in buying his car?"
"Yes, yes, 'ow much, 'ow much?"
"£13,000"
"Oh...that is...where are you calling from?"
"I'm calling on behalf of Mr. Smythe"
"Oh yes, the car. I will buy your car, send me details"
"So you have the £13,000?"
"Er..."
"It's just the car is jet propelled, you're getting real bargain here"
"Erm...ring me with details"
"I am ringing you, Sir"
"Erm...ok, ok, have a lovely day, Mrs."

*Hangs up*


I don't think he has the £13,000, Bar'...

It's definitely transferring somewhere else though...never heard that sort of ring before.

Hi Barry,
 
How are you and your family, as well as work ? Am located at Maryland, but live and work in London. I can assure that am ready to handle the shipping of the car and every other things.
 
Please sold the Car for me, because am very much interested in buying as soon as possible.
 
I will like to know the condition and the best price you are selling for me, please kindly get back to me as soon as possible, including your details, such has your full name, phone number and your address.
 
I will be glad if you can give me a call to discuss better on phone +447011139598.

Bye for now and have a great day.
 
Williams Scotts.

Williams

I have managed to prevent other people from buying the car. Mainly by saying "No" to them. It has held them off thus far, but I can see them waiting.... watching.... eating....

I'm afraid I cannot discuss this with you over the phone as I no longer talk to anyone apart from my dentist. Funny story, he was actually the guy I bought the car from. He had to sell it though as he crashed it while driving under the influence of laughing gas. Well, at the time he thought it was a funny story. 

Information about the car:
It has never been crashed. If you find any teeth, don't panic, that's normal. The car is very clean because we house-trained it. For anyone else, I would sell it for €1,700. But for you Williams, I am willing to sell it for €1,650 (please include €50 for postage and packaging)

Hi Bartholomew,

Am glad to read from you again and i can understand you better. I will issue out the payment for you as soon as possible, please kindly get back to me as soon as you receive my check. My shipping agent will be coming for the pick up of the car and sign the necessary document on my behalf.


Am sorry i can give out my account info to anyone, but i will issue out out a certified check. Please give me a call to discuss better on phone, +447011139598.


I hope your details is correct ?

Bartholomew Simpson
742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, Co.County
€1,650 / €2,800

Bye for now and hope to read from you.

Regards,
Scotts. W

That all seems fine Williams. The only thing I noticed was that you said €1650 / €2800. Are you giving me €1150? I must say, that is incredibly generous of you Williams, but I cannot accept. If you're looking to buy an 11 year old purple Toyota Corolla, then I think you need the money more than me. In fact, I would be honoured to simply just give you the car for free. I need not such petty little possessions. Hell, I can't even drive (as you may realise once you see the car)

I offer you my car and my friendship Williams. I would love it if you came and collected the car yourself. That way, we could meet and see what develops between us. 

To get to my house, go to the main street, at the end, turn left after Moe's Tavern, go past the Kwik E Mart, down Bullsh*t Lane, at 'I'm taking the p*ss' Avenue, go left. If you see a sign that says 'You've gone too far', my house is the one after that. Do you like lasagne? I shall cook you a lasagne. You don't have to eat it here, you could just take it home with you either. I won't be offended.

I'm sure skype lets you record calls?