Things that ruffle your feathers.

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I knew my age would be an issue this year, I was being foolish to think it wouldn't. The guy you were all over last week was the same f*cking age as me so it actually doesn't make sense. I can't believe you said you'd never lead me on, I've never been so lead on, you actually fully said you'd get together with me if you were single, how much more leading on can you get.

I can't believe in the same week this has happened to me Sam has got a girlfriend, he's in exactly the position I should have been in now if I wasn't so useless and self-destructive. I should be in the third year of a degree not stuck in the first year.

Firstly, she sounds like she doesn't know what she wants and you're best off clear off it because you'd have been screwed over by her at one point or another from the kind of person she sounds to be.

Also, not wishing to be offensive to those at Manchester taking software engineering, but that is a hideous degree. Jude switched off it, Graham may have done (but we don't talk these days) and everyone who took it seemed to hate it.
I very much doubt many people would have kept it up. It looked awful.

Also, this year is a horrendous time to graduate as there's actually NOTHING out there. I seriously think you'll be a lot better off leaving uni in a couple of years time than you would have been if you'd carried on.

Yeah she said exactly that, that she doesn't know what she wants, like I do...
I know software engineering sucks, hateful degree, I'm annoyed that I didn't come to Lancaster originally, nothing I can do though. I completely forgot you know Jude, weird. I haven't spoken to her in over 2 years I think, we didn't talk at all after term 1, I'm not sure why.
Anyway, yeah, she liked me initially and wanted to go out with me, then she got the idea that I want to get married (I really don't...) so nothing can happen because I'm too good and she doesn't want that yet, or something.
She doesn't know me at all.

As for the girl, bin her off, she's playing with you like a cat plays with a piece of string (wants the string when its being dangled, but when you give it the string it gets bored).

Listen to Dr. Phil, George. Later for that gangster bullsh*t, it's a completely unnecessary distraction that's causing you a lot of grief.



Don't mug yourself, G.

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Just the response I'd expect from a WINNER like you.

Seconded. You can take the girl out of the playground, etc..
One thing though, George. Don`t let her immaturity put you off asking someone else out in the future. Not all women are as indecisive and as immature as that girl sounds. Hold on to that bottle, mate.  

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Went into computer shop regarding the disks for Windows Vista. Wouldnt give them/Didnt have them. I kept saying that I need the disks in case something happens and I need to reinstall it. He kept saying just to set system restore points every few weeks. I kept saying I wanted to reinstall Vista because it was a display model laptop. He kept saying there was nothing wrong with it and it wasnt even connected to the internet so theres no viruses (virii?) on it. I said I was entitled to the disks as I bought the laptop with Vista, he said you're only entitled to the license to run Vista (ie. The product key which is on the bottom of the laptop).

Prick was absolutely no help whatsoever, and as condesending as f*ck. Just sent an email to their website explaining the situation clearly and concisely (cos the f*cker just kept interrupting me). Wait to hear back from them.

Even though I am only entitled to the product key, because it was a display model, I was never given the opportunity to create backup disks. Therefore, I am entitled to backup disks. Not an unreasonable thing to ask for considering I still paid full price for it.

Odd, last I heard you weren't allowed to charge full whack for ex display kit, since its classed as used/soiled merchandise. (In a case or not.) I know we have some kit we never open that is allocated as display kit, which when we do sell it we have to sell at a reduced rate, irrespective of the fact its been left in a sealed box since we were shipped it.

If you need the disc, let me know.

I might actually check that. If they were supposed to give me it at a discount rate, f*ck it, I want a brand new copy of Windows Vista Ultimate... and a telly! A big one! They dont even sell tellys there but f*ck it, I want one!

But I thought you'd be interested in that article on erectile dysfunction

i dont know who you're talking about but I like him already

You're not stupid and pathetic. I'm baffled by that, though... Is it your own computer?

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i dont know who you're talking about but I like him already

i'll point him in your direction & you can do it then.

also this cold has managed to swing itself back round
pity. i was starting to enjoy being able to breathe again.

0-0 against the f*cking sheep.

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1 nil up against Southend, good times. Down to 10 men and completely under the cosh now, bad times. Our squad`s already threadbare, for f*cks sake.

Warney and Pelts have both gone off injured, too.

Massive 3 points. Get the f*ck in.

Fawlty Towers 0, Coventry 1.

We're clearly the team to avoid in the 5th round draw.

Incredibly hard boss fights in games. There's a difference between being challenging, and just being obnoxiously hard.

I'm looking at you Viewtiful Joe.

I woke up too early.

Again, the internet connection died while I was online, causing my account to remain online so I can't connect since it came back. However, calling the helpline this time (and yes, it's open on Sundays) didn't get me through to a human who can click me out in a matter of seconds, but a robot that repeated "PARSE-WORD?" at me.
I've finally managed to connect to the University Wireless Network, though. However, it's insecure/unsecured and weak.

a small irritating w*nkerish person with a moustache & an attitude problem.

i bought new gravel for the tropical tank downstairs
reason being i got pure white stuff in a hurry to set it up last year, that plus under-gravel filter = this:

notice the clean-ness in the plant pot where it's not pulling down.

anyway. i get this gravel, waiting around to ask the guys in PAH what the requirements are on a red clawed crab, get something of interest in the tank once it's set back in the other room.
anyway, my sister comes waltzing into the shop & tells me to get out, mams called her w*nker of a bloke to come pick us up, and OH MY GOD YOU CANNOT B LAET FOR HIM OR TUH WURLD WILL END.
and he'll have a tantrum.
so with that, we went back downstairs, paid for the gravel, came home. on the way home he crops up "Oh, whats the gravel for?"
""fishtank."
which one, the upstairs one?"
"no the tropical one"
"oh well you're going to lose some fish then"
"yeah. so."
"you'll knacker the filter up & the eco systems doing that"
emma: "well yeah but it looks like sh*t & theres fish missing anyway"
"well she sucked half of them up the otherday doing a water change"

TWO FISH i caught. two. i can't help it if they swim up willingly towards the hose. i didn;t exactly aim fro them

also I KNOWWWWWWWW.
jesus. but, mams doing her room nice, i may as well make the tank look half decent, it's due to have all the sh*t taken out of the filter anyway. ecosystem or no, if it's full of sh*te it'll all just filter back up with the air.
plus, the fish in there are sh*te. it needs a sort out & some new stock.

i was trying to ask if what i have i suitable to have with something interesting today but no, cant be late for you can we ¬_¬