Things that ruffle your feathers.

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Only thing that redeemed him slightly was that he stopped, and paid cash for me to have a new bumper. But still.

He paid you cash there and then? Didn't give you insurance details? If so I'd have crucified the f*cker, whether he was willing to pay it or not, unless someone has a damned good f*cking reason for not giving me insurance details after a shunt or any other kind of hit to a car I'm in, then something is very, very wrong and potentially dodgy as f*ck about the whole thing.

I had gotten all ofhis details, including registration, asked for ID and gotten his mobile number, house number, and insurance. We worked out what it would cost for a new bumper when I got home (rather shaken) and then phoned him with some quotes. He said it was up to us, we could claim on his insurance, or he would give us the cash. Rather than the hassle, we took the cash, with a tidy mark up mind you

Scariest thing about the whole thing was we ended up on opposite sidesof the bypass, and I had to cross it to get his registration details etc. Luckily I carry a high vis in me car, and I was bl*ody glad of it that day nipping across the bypass.

You should always take their insurance details but if they offered to pay in cash rather than go through the insurance, at least you'd have their details should they decide to try and not pay you.

People with clipboards, trying to stop me in the street. You're not affiliated with a charity, so f*ck off. I've gotten to the point that, unless they get a bit cocky, I'll no longer acknowledge they're trying to speak to me and I hate having to do that.

The clipboard people scare me
I make Dave deal with them, which he does by simply ignoring them, and if they do approach, continuing to walk really fast so they have to sort of scuttle to keep up. If they still try he just looks down at them and says "No, I'm in a rush." And keeps walking, towing me along behind him. :-[

I tend to just say 'You stopped me earlier' to clipboard people. Same as when people are handing out leaflets. Fortunately we don't really get that many round here as it's pretty quiet; but there were a fair few in Preston the other week when we went shopping. Pain in the a*se.

being that all i want to do is sleep

sent home at 12.30, held on until 2.30 & fell asleep, waking at 5

now i'm tired again

bosses who don't realise that I'm trying to make a joke

Boss: *telling me to print about 80 large drawings*
Me: Jaysus, do we have enough paper?
Boss: Yeah, if you run out theres more in the cupboard upstairs
Me: Oh... good...

Admittedly, its not one of my finest jokes. Its definately no "marmalade your finger up your a*se", but still...

Maybe they're full of subliminal messages. If you reverse any Gary Glitter song, then play it backwards, you get some sh*t music.

A woman just called asking if I do portraits. I said no, she had a wrong number (its happened before). She hung up. A few seconds later she rang again. I told her she still had the worng number. She apologised. Then she f*cking rang again!

How f*cking simple is she? The second time she rang I thought "fair enough, she thought she had the right number but just dialled it wrong" But 3 times? What a f*cklump

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A woman just called asking if I do portraits. I said no, she had a wrong number (its happened before). She hung up. A few seconds later she rang again. I told her she still had the worng number. She apologised. Then she f*cking rang again!

How f*cking simple is she? The second time she rang I thought "fair enough, she thought she had the right number but just dialled it wrong" But 3 times? What a f*cklump

If she calls again, get your crayons out; you could make a f*ckload.

Only if she pays upfront. I have the artistic ability of a blind elephant listening to Enya on rollerskates

Which probably explains his short life.

Well, as her own song goes
C'est la way.

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C*nts who don't observe the 2 minute silence