People who need to be brutally tortured...

I can't weigh up if I like the bloke or not. Sometimes he's a bit of a tw*t, and sometimes he's quite amusing. I've worked as a Cook in the past, for two years, and I've both handed out - and been on the receiving ends of - some proper bollockings, and sometimes its the best way to solve something in the heat of the moment. It's difficult to know how Ramsay really acts because you only ever see him on camera. Without doubt though, there are occasions where he goes completely over the top about something, and there's no doubt that if he'd done that with some of the blokes I've worked with, they'd knock him flat out, irrespective of the environment. But I'm inclined to think that sometimes he's just trying to make good TV. The vast majority of times, though, I do agree with him when he's having a go at someone, because it's usually deserved, if his shows give a full picture of what's going on.

And for the record, I think Simon Cowell is class. He makes me laugh, a lot. I did see the Top Gear episode with him on but I can't remember anything about it unfortunately. I'll have to have a scout round for it, or keep an eye on channel Dave for a repeat.

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I've worked as a Cook in the past, for two years, and I've both handed out - and been on the receiving ends of - some proper bollockings, and sometimes its the best way to solve something in the heat of the moment.

I've spent a grand total of two hours in a chefs kitchen (thus far) and there was a lot of that going on. At one point someone shouted "MARTIN" in an angry 'here comes a long list of profanities' voice but it turned out it was the other Martin. Yes, there are at least three.

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Bon Jovi this needs no explanation.

Every interview I read with Jon Bon Jovi just cements his place in my opinion as a gigantic c*nt. Here's one example:

http://music.guardian.co.uk/rock/story/0,,2097276,00.html

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You can call it whatever you want - it's Bon Jovi.

It's sh*t.

i read (in the NME) that it is about them, so it must be true.

(Anna Ryder Richardson annoys me a lot.)

Ben Fogle. Countryfile is mint except for him, the gormless hooray Henry c*nt.

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(Urgh, i can't stand Sean Connery; i once had an argument about him.)

The manliest person alive.

Paul Morley. Do I really need to justify this?

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Paul Morley. Do I really need to justify this?

Truly there is no greater practitioner of the art of noise.

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Mark Ronson, who could do with removing his self from between his own but-tocks. Please die.

Oh yes. I hated the Smiths cover, then after hearing a terrible Radiohead cover I realised there can only be one culprit. F*ck off. Bring back Mick Ronson.

Yep.

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Anselm, Gaunilo, Descartes, Frege, Kant, Malcolm, Plantinga, Hume, Davies, and Aquinas.

Because they make this essay gay.

Hush, child, in the company of your betters.

(Anselm might be a deluded fool, but he's a smart deluded fool.)

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That b*tch Amy Winehouse. Oh lord how I despise her. Worst part is, she isnt even that talented. She won 5 awards the other night, didnt deserve one of them in my opinion. Sl*g. If I could choose how she was brutally tortured, i'd make her look at herself in a f*cking mirror

'For my Blake, incarcerated'.

The numerous f*ckwits that think leaving spoilers to 'The Wire' on the HBO boards and youtube is a good idea. May you all die horribly, you vermin scum.

Matthew Horne; is that his name? Anyway, he's not done anything wrong beyond working with Catherine Tate, but his face is so punchable.

Guido Fawkes, political blogger and all round tw*t.

Paul Burrell. Get that annoying c*nt away from the TV.