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Wednesday, the 05th of November, 2008

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Megazine Letters.

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5^th Nov 2008 at 4:42 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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New Flatmate Story

James: Hi! How are you?
Northern Flatmate: You're very chirpy. Not one of those "gays" are you, lad?
J: Oh, gosh, no - I am from somewhere south of Birmingham.
NF: London?
J: It is Canterbury in Kent.
NF: London?
J: Gosh - it is really cold here.
NF: Brisk! Builds character.
J: I cannot feel my hands!
The Soul Cake Duck
Ironic stereotypes - the best kind.

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Megazine Letters.

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5^th Nov 2008 at 4:42 pm

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Missing me missing you

Hi, have I missed anything? I've been away shooting a movie which is a sort- of sequel to Free Willy. It's called Affordable Willy and will be going straight to DVD. Or Blue-ray.
Mondo

I'm sure I could make a gag about it only being stocked at Lidl if I tried.But I won't.

Megazine Letters.

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5^th Nov 2008 at 4:42 pm

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Mondo's playing away

Mondo's been on another page, WLW, giving his home town as Ozzletwissul, which is the other end of the country from Kernow.
Rusty Regan

WLW the gay giraffe says: Subterfuge on the 'Zine? Never!

Megazine Letters.

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5^th Nov 2008 at 4:42 pm

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Lookalikey

My friend Rude Boy and I have discovered a lookalikey. We both think that the woman who plays Tess in Casualty looks like Dobby from the Harry Potter films.
Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House

*Googles* 'Ziners can be so cruel.

Megazine Letters.

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5^th Nov 2008 at 4:42 pm

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Please to be 'Zining

Here a joke game is for the bored - types a phrase, for example, a song poetry, book run or 'Zine letter into a website for free translation, has it into any language whether German, Spanish, Japanese placed or what also always, and it translates again back. If it as a cake logical as much, or cookie is.
Member Of A Citizen Defense Meal Current (This Was German)
That's actually one of the more coherent letters I've had this week.

Little Blue Fox.

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8^th Dec 2008 at 3:47 pm

Hope is important.

Quote: megazineletters

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Member Of A Citizen Defense Meal Current (This Was German)

It is Colin? It sort of makes sense a tiny bit, I think. :-[

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Dinglebutt

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8^th Dec 2008 at 3:50 pm

I aim to misbehave

hmmm, possibly. Never noticed myself. Doesnt really seem like a Colin letter though

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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8^th Dec 2008 at 3:51 pm

River Phoenix

Hmm, i just thought it was some weird and funny new person.

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Little Blue Fox.

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8^th Dec 2008 at 3:52 pm

Hope is important.

But but...

"Member of a citizen defence" is Vigilantes.
Meal is Mael.
Strom is storm is current?

(Also, Colin is German).

I am not sure. :-[

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Rayanne Graff

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8^th Dec 2008 at 4:01 pm

River Phoenix

i'm not very good at anagrams, that's why i didn't notice.

Dinglebutt

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8^th Dec 2008 at 4:05 pm

I aim to misbehave

yup, its Colin, although its nothing to do with anagrams. I just went to a free translation website and translated his name to german and back again and got 'Member of a citizen defense meal current'

Incidently, Paddy Irishman is the same in German as it is in English

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Colin

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8^th Dec 2008 at 4:21 pm

Quote: lmc

Colin is German?

You learn something new everyday.

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Colin

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8^th Dec 2008 at 4:23 pm

Quote: Smashed_Strawberry

i'm not very good at anagrams, that's why i didn't notice.

I don't think I used anagrams. I guess the translation website couldn't understand 'maelstrom' so split it into two words and corrected their spelling? Either that or the 'current' comes from 'maelstrom', and I can't explain the foody part.

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Dinglebutt

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8^th Dec 2008 at 4:27 pm

I aim to misbehave

Colin was only raised in Germany for a few years, after which he was sent here for recon. So far what he has reported back to Ze Motherland has shocked, horrified, and amused them

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

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