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Anyroad, the fiancé's nephew's wife had a go at me for some reason. So i told her i hoped she would be run over.

Friday, the 05th of December, 2008

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Megazine Letters.

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5^th Dec 2008 at 5:00 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page One

One of two ways

A man walks into a doctor's with a steering wheel down his trousers. The doctor says: "I bet that's annoying!" The man says: "Of course it is, it's really painful! Are you a real doctor?" The doctor then looks deflated that his attempt at humour failed, but helps the man. The man's health quickly turned a corner.
Colonial Foot Soldier

All signs indicated he'd go right eventually...

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Megazine Letters.

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5^th Dec 2008 at 5:00 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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Never forget

It is 10 years since the Kentish Turkey Rebellion of 1998. It was terrible - 14 turkey farmers were killed and 20,000 Christmas dinners were ruined because lots of turkeys plotted together and rose up against all their farmers and fates. They were really merciless as they tried to be free! Please remember all the people who ate beef in 1998 when you eat your yummy turkey on Christmas Day. Never forget!
Little Blue Fox
I hear some of them are still in hiding on the Costa Del Sol.

Edited by Megazine Letters. Dec 2008

Megazine Letters.

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5^th Dec 2008 at 5:00 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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Easy as ABC and D

To everyone: Kindly refrain from a) attempting to set me up with Elden Ray, for whom I have nothing but the deepest respect as a long-term and classy 'Ziner. b) discussing my secret longing for Daddypoos, and c) making lists like this. Oh, hang on: d) brown-nosing WLW.
Mondo (Was That Alright, Boss?)

Your brown nosing has decreased in both quantity and quality recently Mondo.

Megazine Letters.

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5^th Dec 2008 at 5:00 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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Literally

My feet are literally blocks of ice. I could literally eat you/put you in my pocket. My feet are literally stuck to the floor, and so on. Naturally, there are funnier examples. However I do implore you all to sign the "Literally Petition" against misuse of this word. It is as bad as abusing children and animals. Anyone who commits this crime will be punished by having their head literally chopped off.
Elden Ray
I'm literally signing up right now.

Megazine Letters.

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5^th Dec 2008 at 5:00 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Five

The lobsters are back!

Well, I am off to the High Arctic armed with my trusty claw hammer. Why does Santa have his operation on the North Pole? I guess it could be the cheap elf labour, the tax breaks and the fact that one day last six months. Oh, and if anyone calls me PP again they'll get a spanking.
Princess Psycho
Cue another "PP" letter from Geordydebbles...
* Guest editors, remember to get your editions in by Monday.

Dinglebutt

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5^th Dec 2008 at 10:33 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: megazineletters

Page One

One of two ways

A man walks into a doctor's with a steering wheel down his trousers. The doctor says: "I bet that's annoying!" The man says: "Of course it is, it's really painful! Are you a real doctor?" The doctor then looks deflated that his attempt at humour failed, but helps the man. The man's health quickly turned a corner.
Colonial Foot Soldier

All signs indicated he'd go right eventually...

is that plagiarized? obviously I know the 'its driving me nuts' punchline but the last bit I mean

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Colin

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5^th Dec 2008 at 10:39 pm

I usually find Colonial Foot Soldier quite witty, considering he's not one of the 'Zine Illuminati. Also, non-jokes like that are a pretty obvious idea, so I'd say it's original.

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Dinglebutt

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5^th Dec 2008 at 10:50 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: thelostdude

I usually find Colonial Foot Soldier quite witty, considering he's not one of the 'Zine Illuminati. Also, non-jokes like that are a pretty obvious idea, so I'd say it's original.

Same here, its just the joke seemed familiar. I think I may have heard a different version where the doctor prescribes himself some painkillers and commits suicide because he just cant take it anymore

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Little Blue Fox.

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7^th Dec 2008 at 2:48 pm

Hope is important.

Quote: megazineletters

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Never forget

It is 10 years since the Kentish Turkey Rebellion of 1998. It was terrible - 14 farmers killed and 20,000 Christmas dinners ruined because lots of turkeys plotted together and rose up against all their farmers and fates. They were merciless as they tried to be free. Please remember all the people who ate beef in 1998 when you eat your yummy turkey on Christmas Day. Never forget!
Little Blue Fox
I hear some of them are still in hiding on the Costa Del Sol.

Oh my goodness - it is ok! - 20,000 is only 0.14% of all the turkeys killed every year. It is really lucky!

I wrote two new megazine letters, and also two WLW replies, but they are all about death. I am really worried! It is a really silly coincidence, I think!

:-[

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
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