Friday 2nd July 2004

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JM

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2nd Jul 2004 at 3:04 pm

 
CAREFREE Mega-zine and Big Brother on the same channel! Why, God, why? My pic looks a bit like MarcoTHE OWL OF BEWILDERMENT Beware the false prophets, for not all cheeses are holy. I'll be edammed if I know what you are talking about.JUNIOR MINISTER I don't know why, but I always get the impression that Spiky Stuy looks like the singer Meat Loaf He'll do anything for you, love, but he won't do that.

JM

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2nd Jul 2004 at 3:05 pm

 
YAY!

I am a genius! 365794 X 2164 = 791578216! And I did that manually. Then I found a calculator.

So WLW, make good your promise and announce me as 'Ziner of the Week. Yay!

Yay! Yay! I feel a song coming on...

Frodo Mercury the Hobbit WarriorDo you promise you did it yourself?
OK - 'ZINER OF THE WEEK!

JM

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2nd Jul 2004 at 3:06 pm

 
PAH! YOU LOSE!

To whoever said they were the ultimate fan of some nondescript band, your fanship is purely second-rate compared to my love of Morrissey and the Smiths.

Here's what I own: three DVD's and one video, four books, one T-shirt, 16 posters, several magazines containing articles/interviews, seven Smiths albums and one bootleg, and seven Morrissey albums. I win.

Iceblink LuckWell, it sounds like you've got
EVERYTHING NOW...

JM

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2nd Jul 2004 at 3:07 pm

 
HELLO

May I introduce myself? I wanted to call myself Her Infernal Majesty but that was taken.

So I thought long and hard and came up with Cliff Richard's Backwards Satanic Message.

But it's long so I might have to shorten it.

Cliff Richard's Backwards Satanic MessageCliff Richard's Egassem Cinatas?
SURELY THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT

JM

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2nd Jul 2004 at 3:09 pm

 
TOP 3 THINGS I WOULD DO IF
I WERE IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE

1) Shamelessly plug teletext page 382 throughout.

2) Sing renditions of Frank Sinatra for the viewers' enjoyment/intense frustration.

3) Tell Shell I love her (she's so cute!)

He Who Loves To SkankSinatra? If you did it Your Way
YOU'D SOON GET EVICTED...

JM

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2nd Jul 2004 at 3:10 pm

 
BRANCHING OUT

I’ve had enough of movie stars/pop stars/models/singers/entertainers/whatever and have now decided to focus my attention on sports stars. They get to travel the world, sponsorship deals, prize money, and half the time if you saw them in the street you wouldn't even recognise them.

Yes, that's what I want - a normal, down to earth, Rolex-wearing, globe-trotting, prize winning sportsman.

Miss SnazYou're not asking for too much
ARE YOU?

JM

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2nd Jul 2004 at 3:11 pm

 
TONY AND CLIFF'S DISCOMFITURE

So Tony Blackburn was briefly suspended for playing Cliff Richard songs back to back.

Personally, I'd have Blackburn suspended over a vat of molten iron.

And having heard Millennium Prayer, I think Cliff should be joining him.

Princess PsychoTony used to travel an awful lot
HE WAS A BLACKBURN ROVER

JM

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2nd Jul 2004 at 3:12 pm

 
Only 7 letters today...must be getting slack

Did i really waste my time writing about Stuy? Pfft.

JM

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5th Jul 2004 at 8:05 pm

 
Can someone do this Friday's ML? (9th July)

I'm off to Silverstone for the weekend, and won't be here. I'll do another day if anyone wants.


 
 
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