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do we call it a chonut or a donip?

Thursday 1st July, 2004

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ANBY v3.0

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1^st Jul 2004 at 11:19 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Because I'm a good boy

NETTO'S BEST CUSTOMER Oi! Did someone sack the real WLW and put someone the awful page 383 (goodness forbid) in charge? ooh, how very rude! I think you and Netto deserve each other...

CONCRETE DONKEY I would just like to offer Rafa Benitez two things, the best of luck, and my services as assistant manager/player/coach/anything at Liverpool. Well, he needs the help.

DOUGIE THE MINESWEEPER Dijon mustard anyone? Piccalilli for me, please.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

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1^st Jul 2004 at 11:20 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

END OF AN ERA

Everyone down my street has England flags hanging out of their windows. I,on the other hand, have my school blazer with "Free at last" written on the back fluttering in the breeze.

What am I going to find to do for three months? Balamory is only on twice a day...

Toenail Clippings

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The world is your oyster! I hope
YOU LIKE OYSTERS!

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

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1^st Jul 2004 at 11:20 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

KNIGHTHOOD

Because I consider myself much better than the rest of you, WLW aside, I'm giving myself a knighthood. You will refer to me as Sir Flying Turnip.

Let's face it, if anyone deserves it I do. Now nyou may be sitting at home in disgust, at how rude you think I am, but I don't mind. I'm in an arrogant stage and I'll do what I want.

Sir Flying TosspotTurnip

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So you can go to the House of Lords?
TRY TO WAKE THEM UP...

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

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1^st Jul 2004 at 11:20 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

EVERYTHING OK, WLW?

My, my WLW, are you ill? Recently you've been making vaguely amusing comments for the first time in ages. "I faught the lawn and the lawn won"-- very inspired.

Tell me, have you been raiding my medicine cabinet again? It does say clearly in bold red letters "Keep out, made-up rockers only". Please adhere to the warning, or maybe don't. I prefer this new-found wit...

Marilyn Manson

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I haven't gone near your cabinet
THE DRUGS DON'T WORK...

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Megazine Letters.

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1^st Jul 2004 at 11:21 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

A JOKE

Two male dogs, a doberman and a labrador, were sitting in the pub having a drink when a gorgous female collie approaches them.

"Fancy a shandy?" asks the doberman. "I only date men[sic] if they can put the words liver and cheese in the same sentence," says the collie.

So the doberman grabs the labrador and shouts: "Liver alone - cheese mine!"

Emma-the-lil'-Angel

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That is a dreadful joke. In fact
IT'S TERRIER-IBLE...
It was also in a certain tabloid newspaper about eight days ago. Coincidence?
Call it a hunch, but I think she just changed the men into dogs. Obviously not carefully enough, though.

[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/591931.jpg]

Megazine Letters.

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1^st Jul 2004 at 11:22 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

SCARY

The sky is stormy, the wind is blowing the trees to the ground, my little sister is hiding under her duvet cover screaming, and who knows, the electricity might go at any moment.

So what am I doing? I am just waiting for my washing to finish and listening to my music and occasionally jumping in the air and doing Busted airkicks. What fun!

Satan's Little Helper

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Don't be like the Brigadier- he drinks
ANY PORT IN A STORM...

Megazine Letters.

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1^st Jul 2004 at 11:22 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

SOMETHING'S ASKEW

Why, in texts etcetera, does Fluffy the Evil One purprt to be 21, whereas his status on the old Vegetable Revolution site-- apologies to the Panda of All Greatness here, I know you're trying to throttle it in favour of the new and improved site-- shows the more youthful age of 19?

Something is awry here. Very askew.

Matthias Mortimer Zulu

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It's down to him how old he is
I'VE BEEN 406 FOR YEARS

Megazine Letters.

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1^st Jul 2004 at 11:23 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

IF 'ZINERS WERE FILMS

[LIST][*]Brigadier-- Bridget Jones (one for the ladies)

[*]WLW-- Wayne's World-- (old fav)

[*]Spiky Stuy-- Spice World- (once a hit! Bound to make a comeback)

[*]Genius at Work-- Ghostbusters- (forgotten in time?)[/LIST]

Stella's (ex)soulmate

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Oh I should be Citizen Kane
THE GREATEST EVER MADE!

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: What's the facebook group called? I couldn't find it...

Jimmy: VR VeteRans https://www.facebook.com/groups/174360109375424/?mibextid=K35XfP

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