New Member Rankings '06?

OK, my suggestions - With blanks, because I can't think of anything witty for them, obviously based off previous suggestions… Please fill in if you have any ideas

[tt]1-49: Henchman #37: I'll get you some Orange Sherbert.
50-99: Batfink: My wings are like a shield of steel.
100-499:    Hong Kong Phooey: Quicker than the human eye.
500-999:    Master Splinter: I'm a radical rat.
1000-4999:  Jackie Chan: Less annoying that Chris Rock.
5000+:      John Woo: Slow motion is my middle name.

Mods: Chuck Norris: I don't sleep, I wait.
G-Mods:     Bruce Lee: Like Jet Li, only not a wuss.
Admin: Mr Miyagi: Wax on, Wax off.
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I dont like the idea of Jackie Chan being in there. Even more so I dont like that he is who I would be rated as...

I had a go at spicing up a few of them...
50-99: Batfink: My posts are like a shield of steel.
100-499: Hong Kong Phooey: Maybe getting a car that just won't stop was a bad idea.
500-999: Master Splinter: No, my real name is not Bater.
Admin: Mr Miyagi: I keep the wax industry alive.

Please don't laugh at me.
Also, I don't like the Chuck Norris quote - we should do something original.

Quote: Welcome_To_The_Hotel_California

Quote: Opium

Jackie Chan's on there, dafty! Unless you mean moving him up and having something lower. Ralph Macchio maybe?

No but Andy said that if there was enough (feckers ) like Marton then he couldn't do it cos of disagreement

Well if it means that much to you I'm not going to put up a fuss you're around here more than me, and thus I feel will benefit greater from the inclusion of Mr Chan in the VR Member Rankings system.

Is it possible to make Carrie-Anne the only Jackie Chan? I'm sure that would make her feel special. If not I'll just go post a few thousand times in the 'now feeling' thread.

Sorry to be too enthusiastic about this... but c'mon!

0-49 Jess The Cat: I post like a pussy.
50-99 Miss Hubbard: Village Bike.
100-499 Alf the Farmer: Green Eggs and Spam.
500-999 Ted Glen: Vr's very own Handy(shandy)man
1000+ Postman Pat: The Name's Clifton. Pat, Clifton.

Green Mods Mrs. Goggins: Post Mistress and depraved sex queen.
Blue Mods Reverend Peter Timms: The next best thing to God. Possibly a rapist.
Andy John Cunliffe: Creator. God. I pwn your a*s.

5000+ Major Forbes: I pimp wh*res from Garnor hall.

Quote: Claire

Dude, don't use the FAQ to chat, cheers.

...because Big Brother is watching you....