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Last one to post...WINS!!

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Rayanne Graff

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29^th May 2012 at 1:08 pm

River Phoenix

(Although mod powers aren't allowed, claire did say on page 3 that mods are like Chinese law.

Edit: That was in reply to Baz.)

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Dinglebutt

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29^th May 2012 at 1:18 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Claire, May 2012

You will not beat me. You can not beat me. You will not beat me. I know that was a repetition of the first one, but the point still stands.

...is what I read. You could even win, but I'd just pretend you hadn't. And if I don't believe you've won, you haven't won. That's how life works, as far as I know. It's all dependant on my mind.

Ps. patience? I've been here for ten frigging years. WAITING for this moment. This moment EXACTLY. I always knew it would come. Patience? I've got patience. Oh yes.

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/paddyirishman85/095fb78b.jpg]

I have Patience, so Take That!

Quote: Rayanne Graff, May 2012

(Although mod powers aren't allowed, claire did say on page 3 that mods are like Chinese law.

Edit: That was in reply to Baz.)

Chinese law? Pah! We in the Thunderdome.... THERE ARE NO RULES!

Apart from the no using mod powers, and any others I come up with. Aside from those rules, THERE ARE NO RULES!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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29^th May 2012 at 1:20 pm

River Phoenix

Bleurgh, Take That. The music of Take That does have magical tooth pulling properties, though.

Dinglebutt

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29^th May 2012 at 1:20 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Steve-Dave, Dec 2010

Quote: Claire, Dec 2010
Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Dec 2010
Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Dec 2010
Last one to post in this thread is the winner. Mods cannot use mod powers.

Yeah, I saw that. But we're the law, man. Like, the Chinese law. Rather than arguing about misuse of powers I'll just pretend the thread never existed and you've lost the plot

Oh yeah? Want Tibet?

That was an excellent retort by me which didn't get nearly enough praise.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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29^th May 2012 at 1:22 pm

River Phoenix

Well done for making another sh*t joke.

Is that enough praise for you, Baz?

Dinglebutt

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29^th May 2012 at 1:24 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Rayanne Graff, May 2012

Well done for making another sh*t joke.

Is that enough praise for you, Baz?

I can never have enough praise. But never stop trying.

Except in this thread. Don't try in this thread.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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29^th May 2012 at 1:25 pm

River Phoenix

Yeah, you're very trying.

Dinglebutt

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29^th May 2012 at 1:28 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Rayanne Graff, May 2012

Yeah, you're very trying.

Well... I do try!

Hahahaha

Stop posting.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

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29^th May 2012 at 1:30 pm

Δεν καταλαβαίνω.

όπου τώρα είναι η μπύρα μου?

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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29^th May 2012 at 1:35 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Steve-Dave, May 2012

Quote: Rayanne Graff, May 2012
Yeah, you're very trying.

Well... I do try!

Hahahaha

Stop posting.

No.

Dinglebutt

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29^th May 2012 at 1:35 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Hare, May 2012

Δεν καταλαβαίνω.

όπου τώρα είναι η μπύρα μου?

Είναι εκεί που είχατε μείνει αυτό αγαπητέ μου

Πάνω από εκεί με το υπόλοιπο των ηττημένων

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

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29^th May 2012 at 1:35 pm

i should really finish off my Greek reading lessons...

Κέντρο means "Centre" this one i know

from reading a bus, but... if you see it often enough you start to remember these things.

I KNOW A THING. I WIN. THERE IS NOTHING ELSE THAT CAN POSSIBLY BE SAID IN THIS THREAD.

so stop posting now, lest you feel the slightly prickly nature of my leg-bush on your cheek.

*burp*

Dinglebutt

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29^th May 2012 at 1:37 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Hare, May 2012

so stop posting now, lest you feel the slightly prickly nature of my leg-bush on your cheek.

Is that a threat or an invitation?

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

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29^th May 2012 at 1:40 pm

Quote: Steve-Dave, May 2012

Quote: Hare, May 2012
so stop posting now, lest you feel the slightly prickly nature of my leg-bush on your cheek.

Is that a threat or an invitation?

for a small fee, it's whatever you want it to be

but really, you can stop posting now, the thread will be fine without further comment...

*burp*

Dinglebutt

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29^th May 2012 at 1:54 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Claire, May 2012

I see you Patience and raise you the following which was personally recorded for me by Take That on the strength of their belief in me.

Only takes a minute to beat Barry? 18 months of this thread would suggest otherwise. I'm Tenacious. Like Tenacious D. In fact, they wrote a song about me:

Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry,
Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry ,
We're talkin' f*ckin' Barry.
I had a friend named Barry,
He cast a spell a spell on me.
If me and Barry and KG could be three,
Flyin' free Tenaciously,
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Barry,
I'd propose on bended knee
To Barry Barry Barry, Barry Barry Barry,
Barry Barry,
Barry Barry Barry, Barry Barry Barry,
Barry Barry,
Le-Lut-Le-Le-Le-Barry Barry Barry,
Le-Lut-Le-Le-Le-Barry Barry,
If me, and Barry, and KG, (that's me)
Could be three, (could be three)
Plant a tree, (plant a tree)
Just for Barry, (just for Barry)
Just for Barry, (Barry)
Just for Barry!
Barry, Barry, Barry: ["Psycho" Knife Song style, 16X]
Barry, Barry, Barry:
BARRY..... beats Claire!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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29^th May 2012 at 1:55 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Hare, May 2012

Quote: Steve-Dave, May 2012
Quote: Hare, May 2012
so stop posting now, lest you feel the slightly prickly nature of my leg-bush on your cheek.

Is that a threat or an invitation?

for a small fee, it's whatever you want it to be

but really, you can stop posting now, the thread will be fine without further comment...

Starting frooommmmm.... NOW!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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29^th May 2012 at 2:17 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Claire, May 2012

Yeah me and Lisa will win all the threads
Then we'll eat lots of bread
And we'll rule the VR

And Barrington will cry up a sea
A sea of Barry
And I'll rule the VR

Oh yeah, well when I cry a sea, you and Lisa will drown in.... THE FLOOD!

Although Barry understood,
we were holding back the flood
learning how to win VR.
He was way better than us
now we’ll never win again.

Although no one understood
He was just far better than us
He knew how to win VR,
We were holding back the flood
but now we'll never win again.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

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29^th May 2012 at 11:36 pm

i do not want to drown in a salty sea of barry juices

surely there could still be use for me and my selection of coffees?

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/XDOW/30052012234.jpg]

*burp*

Πανδώρα

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29^th May 2012 at 11:36 pm

And my magnificent banana baby rusks

*burp*

Dinglebutt

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30^th May 2012 at 7:35 am

I aim to misbehave

Bring the Kenco Millicano. Then we'll talk.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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30^th May 2012 at 10:27 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: the doc, May 2012

Doesn't Straws win by default now she's got 50000 posts?

Quality... not Quantity.

Actually, it's not Quality either, it's just who posts last.

He who posts last, posts longest.

Cogito Ergo Sum.... I think, therefore, Maths.

And the Maths prove that I will win.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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30^th May 2012 at 10:28 am

River Phoenix

No, you won't.

Dinglebutt

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30^th May 2012 at 10:41 am

I aim to misbehave

Math, Straws... Math.

I currently have 10,913 posts, 74 of which are in this thread.
You have 50,070 posts, 58 posts are in this thread.

0.68% of my posts have been spent trying to win this.
0.12% of your posts have been spent trying to win this.

Face it, Straws, I'm just more dedicated to winning. I hunger for it, I crave it. To me, it's a sport. To you, it's a hobby.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

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30^th May 2012 at 10:44 am

My hair is ginger. your maths is of no consequence.

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/XDOW/Untitled-3.jpg]

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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30^th May 2012 at 10:46 am

River Phoenix

Quote: Steve-Dave, May 2012

Math, Straws... Math.

I currently have 10,913 posts, 74 of which are in this thread.
You have 50,070 posts, 58 posts are in this thread.

0.68% of my posts have been spent trying to win this.
0.12% of your posts have been spent trying to win this.

Face it, Straws, I'm just more dedicated to winning. I hunger for it, I crave it. To me, it's a sport. To you, it's a hobby.

Well, i still want to win, regardless of your use of maths.

Dinglebutt

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30^th May 2012 at 10:47 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Hare, May 2012

My hair is ginger. your maths is of no consequence.

Pfft...

Beard!

[http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/376895_2577460833024_1149461844_3031650_1263237325_n.jpg]

And there's bits of ginger in the beard too so that's bonus points. Can you grow a beard? No. Not even if you used the hair from your legs.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

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30^th May 2012 at 10:50 am

i may not be able to grow a beard, but i can grow one really long, weird, fine, white hair from my chin so...

*burp*

Dinglebutt

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30^th May 2012 at 11:59 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Hare, May 2012

i may not be able to grow a beard, but i can grow one really long, weird, fine, white hair from my chin so...

Is this a game Lisa will win?
Not by the hair on her chinny-chin-chin!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

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30^th May 2012 at 10:51 pm

I've been really paranoid all day about that hair now... sat stroking my chin trying to grab it, but it's not there.... which at the same time, is disappointing.

*burp*

Πανδώρα

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30^th May 2012 at 10:59 pm

also, I left this thread open when i closed firefox this afternoon. so when i restarted it tonight i was met by the picture above.

which was interesting, as due to its position on the page, it seemed like you're stooped down just enough so that it looked as if you were ducking to look under the tab toolbar... which was slightly unnerving in my sleepy state...

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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30^th May 2012 at 11:12 pm

River Phoenix

Huh, that is a bit spooky.

Dinglebutt

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31^st May 2012 at 7:52 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Hare, May 2012

also, I left this thread open when i closed firefox this afternoon. so when i restarted it tonight i was met by the picture above.

which was interesting, as due to its position on the page, it seemed like you're stooped down just enough so that it looked as if you were ducking to look under the tab toolbar... which was slightly unnerving in my sleepy state...

That's the look I was going for.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

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31^st May 2012 at 11:19 pm

I really liked it that colour as well
can;t dye it any more though, they stopped selling the product i used

bit rubbish really as before i started conditioning my hair at every wash, using one of those every few weeks put my mop into really good condition :/

Also,
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/XDOW/screen-1.jpg]

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/XDOW/screen-1.jpg]

STOP DOING THAT!

*burp*

Dinglebutt

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1^st Jun 2012 at 7:53 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Hare, May 2012

I really liked it that colour as well
can;t dye it any more though, they stopped selling the product i used

bit rubbish really as before i started conditioning my hair at every wash, using one of those every few weeks put my mop into really good condition :/

Also,

STOP DOING THAT!

WARNING: YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN INFECT WITH MALICIOUS BARRY. HE IS IN YOUR SCREEN, STEALING YOUR SOUL

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

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2^nd Jun 2012 at 9:39 pm

I have no soul :3

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/XDOW/165__165.gif]

that should scare people off nicely from the thread...

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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2^nd Jun 2012 at 9:40 pm

River Phoenix

(Bleurgh.)

Πανδώρα

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2^nd Jun 2012 at 9:59 pm

I'd make my own version of the above, only i don;t wish to blind you all

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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2^nd Jun 2012 at 10:21 pm

River Phoenix

(i managed to only look at a bit of it.)

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IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

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IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

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Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

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Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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