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wombat

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27^th Sept 2010 at 6:44 pm

Technically sexy.

Thats better, its only obscuring the top now.

And it may be different for non-Journalist people, but nope, it was verbal reasoning for me, you get a passage of writing, and have to select the most appropriate option from under it. It f*cks with you, by giving you answers that may be true, but can't be gathered from the info you ere presented with (i.e. its testing to see whether you read it or just skimmed it and went with what you assumed it said.

I beleive yo0u can practice such tests here:

http://www.shldirect.com/practice_tests.html

(sorry, video is stopping me accessing the buttons that would allow me to link you directly.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts

28^th Sept 2010 at 1:11 am

aw man... 13 gig to download and it doesn;t have the english dub track on it...

i can;t complain either... i fear i would be slapped for requesting it... >_>

*burp*

Πανδώρα

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28^th Sept 2010 at 11:46 am

Quote: Darren, Sept 2010

Quote: Toothless, Sept 2010
aw man... 13 gig to download and it doesn;t have the english dub track on it...

i can;t complain either... i fear i would be slapped for requesting it... >_>
What video? I may have it.

t'was cowboy bebop, but the bloke's found a dub for me & it's transferring now

cheers though, man

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

29^th Sept 2010 at 9:35 am

River Phoenix

(They want me to have a flu jab again.)

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wombat

| 8,154 posts

30^th Sept 2010 at 6:01 pm

Technically sexy.

The Scottish lady who voices the confused.com adverts sounds hot. I wonder if she is.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

30^th Sept 2010 at 6:58 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Resident Death, Sept 2010

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Sept 2010
(They want me to have a flu jab again.)

Take it. You don't want 'flu'. I was off for 3.5 weeks with it last year. Ugh.

i intend to take it. i'm not looking forward to it as i feel like i've had enough injections this year.

When i had the jab last year, though, i ended up catching flu a couple of days later as the fiancé'd had flu so i must have caught it off him. This does make me feel like there's not much point but if i don't have it then they'll probably send me more letters. So if i have the jab, it'll save trees.

wombat

| 8,154 posts

1^st Oct 2010 at 7:28 pm

Technically sexy.

They are employing escorts in Farnborough.

Reckon I should go for it, or wait until I have an addiction and intensified sense of desperation first?

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

1^st Oct 2010 at 7:30 pm

Quote: wombat, Oct 2010

They are employing escorts in Farnborough.

Reckon I should go for it, or wait until I have an addiction and intensified sense of desperation first?

Depends on

1) The money
2) How much discretion you get in choosing your clients.

Πανδώρα

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6^th Oct 2010 at 1:57 am

Where is everyone lately?

Never seems to be anyone around, on msn or anywhere
I get that i have no life whatsoever and other people actually do have stuff to do
But. Man.

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

6^th Oct 2010 at 10:34 pm

River Phoenix

One of the silverfish climbed on my right arm a couple of minutes ago. i shook her or him off and she or he landed on my skirt. Then i shook her or him off my skirt and he was on the floor. i'm used to having silverfish but they've never climbed on me before.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

7^th Oct 2010 at 11:05 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Poo McBumFace, Oct 2010

You know Phil always says about job apps 'Keep it short, don't bore them to death'?
Does that extend to supporting statements?
Is 200 - 300 words enough?
They're a good 200 - 300 words.

As in your cover letter?

I think its just 3 paragraphs. One about yourself. One about what you can offer them and one just saying how you look forward to hearing from them and would relish the opportunity to work for them. I suppose that might be in or around the 200-300 word mark. Definitely no more than 3/4 of the page though, excluding your address and greetings etc

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

7^th Oct 2010 at 12:57 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Poo McBumFace, Oct 2010

No, the supporting statement.
The one where they ask you why you want the position and what you think you could bring to the company. I got it up to 400 which is enough I think and it's sent now anyway.
Fingers crossed.

Oh, an actual job application form? Never filled out one of those. First job I got cos sister worked there. Second job because father worked there. Third job because I'm awesome. It was a CV thing though.

Breast of luck with tit. I hope you keep us abreast of what happens, and they'd be making a real boob by not hiring you.

Mammary glands.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

7^th Oct 2010 at 2:32 pm

I aim to misbehave

I would kill for 2 weeks off. Especially if the guy I have to kill is my boss. Less than 2 weeks though and I get 3 days off, then it's the weekend, then a bank holiday Monday, so it's almost a week off altogether. Can not f*ck ing wait

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts

9^th Oct 2010 at 12:57 am

Outside-left

Quote: Puffalump, Oct 2010

the woman on this don't tell the bride is f*cking awful

A bird being unbearable in the run up to her wedding?? No way!

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

Πανδώρα

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9^th Oct 2010 at 9:57 am

Well. i'm gonna go sit on the bog & read the animals of farthing wood.

good day

*burp*

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