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Dinglebutt

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12^th May 2010 at 8:28 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Claire, May 2010

Quote: Paddy Irishman, May 2010
Quote: Lady Heather, May 2010
Quote: Paddy Irishman, May 2010
Quote: Lady Heather, May 2010
Quote: Claire, May 2010
Quote: Sue Sylvester, May 2010
Who else hates it when they stand up and realise they've accidentally pooed on the back of the seat?

If you ever stay at my house, you are not allowed to poo.

Girls can aim!

Yeah but men can aim their weewees, and you weewee more than you poopoo. So weewee win, and youyou lose

I've smelt men's toilets and no you cannot aim!

With my weewee, I aim to please

But with your poopoo you...? Don't give a sh*t?

A SH*T!!

DO YOU GET IT?

That was a sh*t joke.

Because it was a joke.... about sh*t. And it was a great joke. It was a great sh*t joke.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

I can't wait to get paid at the end of the month.

I'm saying goodbye to having to scrimp by for the first time since August of last year. Pulling down about £700, which isn't amazing by any means and includes some of last month's wages. But it's very nice and means I can have my weekend in Blackpool that I'm really looking forward to, in a way disproportionate to anyone who thinks about Blackpool ever has.

I've never taken a ladyfriend away before, and I'm hoping that, after nine months she can live with how impossible I am to live with for more than two nights in a row. Also when I'm drunk, which I plan to be from midday on Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Very, very excited.

Dinglebutt

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13^th May 2010 at 2:56 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: James, May 2010

I can't wait to get paid at the end of the month.

I'm saying goodbye to having to scrimp by for the first time since August of last year. Pulling down about £700, which isn't amazing by any means and includes some of last month's wages. But it's very nice and means I can have my weekend in Blackpool that I'm really looking forward to, in a way disproportionate to anyone who thinks about Blackpool ever has.

I've never taken a ladyfriend away before, and I'm hoping that, after nine months she can live with how impossible I am to live with for more than two nights in a row. Also when I'm drunk, which I plan to be from midday on Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Very, very excited.

Sounds like things are going mega for you gasson. This pleases me.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Delirium Tremens

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13^th May 2010 at 3:01 pm

Quote: Paddy Irishman, May 2010

Quote: James, May 2010
I can't wait to get paid at the end of the month.

I'm saying goodbye to having to scrimp by for the first time since August of last year. Pulling down about £700, which isn't amazing by any means and includes some of last month's wages. But it's very nice and means I can have my weekend in Blackpool that I'm really looking forward to, in a way disproportionate to anyone who thinks about Blackpool ever has.

I've never taken a ladyfriend away before, and I'm hoping that, after nine months she can live with how impossible I am to live with for more than two nights in a row. Also when I'm drunk, which I plan to be from midday on Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Very, very excited.

Sounds like things are going mega for you gasson. This pleases me.

Cheers, mate. Life's really very megatop at the moment.

Dinglebutt

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14^th May 2010 at 6:24 pm

I aim to misbehave

I've installed iTunes on my laptop. I feel dirty.

On the plus side, there is probably an app to clean me.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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14^th May 2010 at 8:30 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, May 2010

Quote: Paddy Irishman, May 2010
I've installed iTunes on my laptop. I feel dirty.

On the plus side, there is probably an app to clean me.

Just remember to change the settings for ripping CD's to encode them as MP3

I've already made sure it's not my default player (even though it asked me to confirm about 8 times) and turned off automatic synching.

So far, no issues with it. But I'm on my guard

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

learrggh

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14^th May 2010 at 8:40 pm

I haven't done anything truly spontaneous or even sightly exciting in too long.

Dinglebutt

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14^th May 2010 at 9:08 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Darren, May 2010

Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, May 2010
Quote: Paddy Irishman, May 2010
I've installed iTunes on my laptop. I feel dirty.

On the plus side, there is probably an app to clean me.

Just remember to change the settings for ripping CD's to encode them as MP3
Why would you choose a sh*t lossy format over a relatively good lossless format? No Really. I'm genuinely interested. (And anyonew ho says anything about it being Apples own codec or too closed is lining up for a beating, due to being too lazy to read up on things.)

Can you get the tracks out of iTunes though? (I genuinely couldn't figure it out before)

Also, I'm not too fussed about the slight loss in sound quality if it means that more things support it. eg. I don't know if my mp3 player supports aac files, so I'd have to either convert them or copy them again.

Just too much hassle for someone like me who doesn't really notice the sound quality that much

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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14^th May 2010 at 10:18 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Darren, May 2010

Also, and please feel free to hit me upside of the head if this is a stupid question, but why would you use a separate MP3 player if you have an iPhone? I'm not trying to mock or anything, I'm genuinely interested.

Had the mp3 player before I had the iPhone. But still, the mp3 player is handy for the car as I can play it through the stereo. Plus, mp3 player is nearly full anyway so I can have most things on the mp3 and a slimmed down collection of stuff I actually like on the phone, making it easier to sift through. Then there's the battery life too, as I spend 2 hours a day driving, and maybe an hour in the gym those days too.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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14^th May 2010 at 10:47 pm

I aim to misbehave

Now according to the laws of VR, I get to ask you a question:

Anyone know how to make a song into a ringtone/alarm tone on iPhone? I saw a Youtube video where a guy basically did a lot of stuff involving cropping a song to 40 seconds, copying it to Windows desktop, renaming it and putting it back into iTunes. Is there an easier way? Doesn't seem too complicated, just inconvienient when you decide to change it

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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14^th May 2010 at 11:13 pm

I aim to misbehave

Ah, that'll do then. Doesn't seem too hard. Just a bit of a pain. Doubt I'll have to do it too often anyway. Cheers

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

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15^th May 2010 at 12:33 pm

GODDAMN ASH CLOUUUUUDDDDDDD *fist*

*burp*

Albert Johanneson

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17^th May 2010 at 10:35 am

Outside-left

The bird commenting on Phil's latest blog post must have the wrong prescription for her spectacles. Completely managed to misread every single word.

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

Rayanne Graff

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17^th May 2010 at 10:54 am

River Phoenix

Quote: Albert Johanneson, May 2010

The bird commenting on Phil's latest blog post must have the wrong prescription for her spectacles. Completely managed to misread every single word.

Yeah, she does seem daft. Sh*te is not a word, indeed.

[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/549604.jpg]

Albert Johanneson

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17^th May 2010 at 1:29 pm

Outside-left

Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, May 2010

Quote: Albert Johanneson, May 2010
The bird commenting on Phil's latest blog post must have the wrong prescription for her spectacles. Completely managed to misread every single word.

I'd like to know when "Timberland" started producing more than just quality outdoor footwear

I can't believe she thought you slagged off Madonna. I'm genuinely at a loss as to how a person can possibly misread that sentence.

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

Topper

| 6,773 posts

17^th May 2010 at 1:38 pm

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Life - Sort it out, son!

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

Albert Johanneson

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17^th May 2010 at 1:54 pm

Outside-left

Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, May 2010

Quote: Albert Johanneson, May 2010
Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, May 2010
Quote: Albert Johanneson, May 2010
The bird commenting on Phil's latest blog post must have the wrong prescription for her spectacles. Completely managed to misread every single word.

I'd like to know when "Timberland" started producing more than just quality outdoor footwear

I can't believe she thought you slagged off Madonna. I'm genuinely at a loss as to how a person can possibly misread that sentence.

Some people are stone cold idiots. STONE COLD!

STUNNER!

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

Dinglebutt

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17^th May 2010 at 9:10 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, May 2010

Quote: Albert Johanneson, May 2010
Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, May 2010
Quote: Albert Johanneson, May 2010
The bird commenting on Phil's latest blog post must have the wrong prescription for her spectacles. Completely managed to misread every single word.

I'd like to know when "Timberland" started producing more than just quality outdoor footwear

I can't believe she thought you slagged off Madonna. I'm genuinely at a loss as to how a person can possibly misread that sentence.

Some people are stone cold idiots. STONE COLD!

[http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RSTK48CKL.jpg]

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

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17^th May 2010 at 10:22 pm

right the place up & fell them to f*ckoff. you were hungry an hour ago, that's jus taking the p*ss.

also, compleeetely unrelated to pizza, what the hell was i worrying about anyway?

and why am i still worrying about the other thing. think about it enough. it can;t be *that* hard to achieve, surely?
hmmm...

*burp*

Πανδώρα

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19^th May 2010 at 6:49 pm

[http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/animals/assets/snake_growth2.jpg]

hmmmm...

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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19^th May 2010 at 6:53 pm

River Phoenix

(i'm not sure what it is either. It looks like a flowery snake, though.)

Πανδώρα

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19^th May 2010 at 6:54 pm

apparently, they're the snakes hemipenes

*burp*

Πανδώρα

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19^th May 2010 at 6:58 pm

yep. you've all been looking at a snake's c*ck shot

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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19^th May 2010 at 7:00 pm

River Phoenix

Ugh. i'm glad i have bad eyesight; hopefully i'll forget about it at some point. [smilie_barf.gif]

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