Things that send you into fits of psychotic, apoplectic rage

Quote: Eddie Wachowski, Feb 2010

f*ck you facebook. f*ck you and your f*cking sh*tty f*cking b*st*rd, cunting friend suggestions.

just. F*CK.

I got the same one.

Quote: Gary Glitter, Feb 2010

I keep getting Jayne Norman. Who the f*ck is Jayne Norman?!

early 20s blonde girl? if so, could be Lestat Jayne that used to post here (see, upcoming gigs thread starter).

Quote: pedobear, Feb 2010

Quote: Howard Hughes, Feb 2010

Quote: Gary Glitter, Feb 2010

I keep getting Jayne Norman. Who the f*ck is Jayne Norman?!

early 20s blonde girl? if so, could be Lestat Jayne that used to post here (see, upcoming gigs thread starter).

nah, that's jayne robinson. who incidentally doesn't seem to want to speak to anyone from on here anymore. bit sh*t, used to be mates with her and all.

I can't blame her after the Hikey thing, as she was good mates with it. Also I'm 100% sure that I saw her in Leeds a few years ago outside a pub near the Uni.

i'm sorry about your gear, Darren, that's really hecked up.

Quote: Psymon Stark, Feb 2010

F*CK OFF YOU STUPID F*CKING PRICK OF A THING!

No, I do not want to join your Facebook group. Problem is, since you haven't put any spaces in the name, I can't click on the X to remove you from my suggestions. Who the f*ck designed this thing? Why have the X so close to the name on EVERY PAGE. If I view all my suggestions, it's still covering the X. I actually reported the page to get Facebook to remove it for me and they did. But then someone else joined and its back in my f*cking suggestions!

F*CK OFF! I CAN GET OUT OF BED ON TIME!

Well, they did say (on the 30th of January):

For the people who keep complaining about not being able to "x" this group away when the name comes up, who then proceed to rant with abusive language i think you're all hilarious!

So this means that they think Baz is hilarious, which proves that they're an idiot.

1) The first post that had all this in didn't work

2) a) This stupid country's stuck in the dark ages compared to the USA. My mum's getting married and it's not legal for me to conduct the ceremony a la Joey in Friends.

b) I want to sell some fluids to medical people but all they'll do cover is travel expenses and there's no anonymity. So there's the potential of some d*ckhead kid in a Clash t-shirt knocking on my door in 2028.

Quote: James, Feb 2010

1) The first post that had all this in didn't work

2) a) This stupid country's stuck in the dark ages compared to the USA. My mum's getting married and it's not legal for me to conduct the ceremony a la Joey in Friends.

b) I want to sell some fluids to medical people but all they'll do cover is travel expenses and there's no anonymity. So there's the potential of some d*ckhead kid in a Clash t-shirt knocking on my door in 2028.

i think it'd be sort of funny if your d*ckhead kid had the lyrics to I'm So Bored With The USA on her/ his Clash T-shirt, though.

comments on youtube, i've just been watching random cobra crap for the last 10 minutes

EVERY video's comments pretty much go
"omg, gabe is the sexiest man alive"
"he's so cute"
and stuff like that.
i'm like... jesus. shut the f*ck up.
yes - he's rather nice, but does every single f*cker out there have to say it?

ugh. girls.

and yes i realise i used to be one of the girls that did this, which also p*sses me off

AAARRRGGGGHHH

How the f*ck am I supposed to finish this f*cking thing if the architect keeps changing things for little or no f*cking reason? She moves a few houses a metre one way, which to her isn't a big deal, but it changes all my stormwater, watermains and foulwater drawings, which then changes my excel calculations, which then changes my pipe longitudinal sections, which might change the drawing even more.

And when I finally had that done, she moves them back by half a metre, which means I can't even just use my old drawing

Now I've discovered she's moved on of the roads slightly!

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

i've now started coughing, which is making my throat worse
and just had a sneezing fit. same story.

cannot be arsed being ill. can't generally be arsed with anything.
too tired.
assignment is stupid. house is a b*st*rd to keep clean and if every little thing isn;t perfect, i get yelled at. even that b*tch came in the other day & had a go - if you hadn't noticed, darling sister of mine, you have moved out. and once again turned into a complete a*se. meh.

everyone's drifting again...

and i'm moaning because i'm tired
d*ckhead.