NOW! That's what I call thinking!

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learrggh

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3rd Jan 2010 at 2:25 am

learrggh -

 
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Jan 2010
What the f*ck do I get my sister for Ukrainian Christmas?


me.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts


3rd Jan 2010 at 2:37 am

Jewbacca -

 
Three vaginas?!?!?!! It's wasted on kangaroos anyway, why not give three vaginas to a species that would actually use all three at once. Damn marsupials!
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Πανδώρα

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3rd Jan 2010 at 3:03 am

 Πανδώρα -

 
you realise it's still essentially one vagina?

with two horns for delivering semen up to the dual uterine horns?
and the third one is just a birth canal which doesn't form until parturition

so don't get too excited roophile

Edited by Πανδώρα Jan 2010
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Jewbacca

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3rd Jan 2010 at 3:51 am

Jewbacca -

 
I did not because the video was misleading And why do I get the feeling you knew all that without having to google anything?
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Πανδώρα

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3rd Jan 2010 at 1:03 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
Quote: Martool™, Jan 2010
I did not because the video was misleading And why do I get the feeling you knew all that without having to google anything?


There's a video involved now? what have you been up to

I get taught this stuff, so i have an excuse*

But here's a diagram, just for you
[http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v389/n6650/images/389440aa.eps.2.gif]

Also if you never knew, Squamates have two penises
now you're thinking of a big lizard giving it to a kangaroo, aren't you?

Tut tut tut Shocking.


*Read as - my lecturers like to babble on about crap for ages when you ask questions...


Also, i really would like a Furminator, but i don;t trust these ebay sellers


Edited by Πανδώρα Jan 2010
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Rayanne Graff

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3rd Jan 2010 at 3:03 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Nigel Tufnel, Jan 2010
Hmmm... I haven't seen The Doc here in a few days. Guess it's up to me.

Ahem....

Quote: Dr Horrible, Jan 2010
Quote: Alec, Jan 2010
Quote: Dr Horrible, Jan 2010
f*ck you steam!

i want my Mass Effect for £3.25 dammit!!!!!
Stop Internal Erroring me!!!


Ooh, thanks for the tip-off, grabbing that!


You hear about Prey the other day there?

Sold so many copies, Steam ran out of keys for it and had to take it off.

Yes....Steam ran out of digital copies



You geeks amuse me



(I have a feeling I've done that wrong)


It's You nerds crack me up.
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Πανδώρα

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3rd Jan 2010 at 4:05 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
wouldn't it be fun if a bunch of the master race had an orgy before they all turned back to normal?

I think it would. And i'd be surprised if it didn't happen.
*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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3rd Jan 2010 at 4:08 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Jan 2010
What the f*ck do I get my sister for Ukrainian Christmas?


i'd say either a candle, jewellery or a book.
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Snowflake

| 11,898 posts


3rd Jan 2010 at 4:39 pm

Snowflake - Lady Lobschter

Lady Lobschter

 
Perhaps I should just up sticks and move to Kent.
self-confessed spamaholic

about as useful as trying to put the pin back in the grenade

Me and Matt - King and Queen lobster spam team!!

Πανδώρα

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3rd Jan 2010 at 7:40 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
chocolate orange, or no chocolate orange?
*burp*

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


3rd Jan 2010 at 7:41 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: mr lisa, Jan 2010
chocolate orange, or no chocolate orange?


Chocolate orange, mofo.
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Πανδώρα

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3rd Jan 2010 at 7:44 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
done and done. i'll never be skinny

ooooh and it's a popping candy one too
*burp*

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


3rd Jan 2010 at 7:52 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: mr lisa, Jan 2010
done and done. i'll never be skinny

ooooh and it's a popping candy one too


Heck, being skinny's boring if it means you can't eat Chocolate Orange.
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Snowflake

| 11,898 posts


3rd Jan 2010 at 8:19 pm

Snowflake - Lady Lobschter

Lady Lobschter

 
nose > grindstone starts tomorrow. F*ck.
self-confessed spamaholic

about as useful as trying to put the pin back in the grenade

Me and Matt - King and Queen lobster spam team!!

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


3rd Jan 2010 at 8:48 pm

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
TYPOGRAPHY ON TOP GEAR.

GET IN!

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


3rd Jan 2010 at 8:50 pm

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
YOU WILL ALL LEARN ABOUT READABILITY AND TYPEFACES.

Snowflake

| 11,898 posts


3rd Jan 2010 at 8:52 pm

Snowflake - Lady Lobschter

Lady Lobschter

 
Quote: Mr. Criss to you, Jan 2010
You're having your nose made bigger than a grindstone?

How big is the grindstone?


Huge. I need to qualify this year and get out of this freezing house
self-confessed spamaholic

about as useful as trying to put the pin back in the grenade

Me and Matt - King and Queen lobster spam team!!

Πανδώρα

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3rd Jan 2010 at 9:46 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
Ohhhh, you're out on a date, well isn't that wonderful!

If you don't turn up at college tomorrow i'm going to stab you in the f*cking eyes. i am SICK TO DEATH of running around after you for that place

you really do pick some f*cking stupid nights to go round town y'know ¬_¬
*burp*

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


3rd Jan 2010 at 10:52 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Dec 2009
The quest for the Golden Vaginas.

Aka, the hunt for a c*nt (for Joel)


(i'm not sure if i know what you're on about. But if you mean that you're trying to pimp Joel out, you could always make a thread like you did for Sarah.)
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Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


3rd Jan 2010 at 10:54 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Jan 2010
Hmm... I have possibly eaten a lot of white chocolate today.

Ach well. I'm ill. It's allowed.


(i wish you wouldn't keep being ill; if only you could infect Kerry Katona.)
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Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts


3rd Jan 2010 at 11:11 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
ugh godamnit i feel ill... i'm never eating again
*burp*

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


3rd Jan 2010 at 11:23 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
( Watching Never Mind The Buzzc*cks on my own isn't the same as watching it with the fiancé. i had to turn it over anyroad as it was the one with the cat; i got (upset) the last time i watched it. Also, i wish i could make my left eye squeak as i can make the right one squeak so i feel uneven.)
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Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


3rd Jan 2010 at 11:31 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Jan 2010
How do you make your eye squeak?


When i press my eyelid, it makes a squeaking noise.
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Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


3rd Jan 2010 at 11:39 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Jan 2010
I am intrigued and wish to hear this.


i don't see how. Unless i phoned you or summat.

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Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts


4th Jan 2010 at 1:53 am

 Πανδώρα -

 
american adverts pronounce Pantene as "Panteene?" PANTEENE?!?

my lord...
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Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts


4th Jan 2010 at 9:35 am

Jewbacca -

 
Quote: Kid A, Jan 2010
I've played MGS4 and Martin still hasn't so I'm going to post on VR to rub it in HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA WHAT A LOSER HE IS THE BIG LOSER!

Out of 10?
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts


4th Jan 2010 at 9:43 am

 Πανδώρα -

 
Huh. well that leaves me with nothing to do today...


*picks nose*
*burp*

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


4th Jan 2010 at 9:47 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote: Martool™, Jan 2010
Quote: Kid A, Jan 2010
I've played MGS4 and Martin still hasn't so I'm going to post on VR to rub it in HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA WHAT A LOSER HE IS THE BIG LOSER!

Out of 10?


I would rate MGS4 about a million out of ten. If you can stay awake through the end cut scene.

George Man, Act 4 eh? coolest thing in a game ever, or what?

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


4th Jan 2010 at 9:54 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: LoonyPandora, Jan 2010
Quote: Martool™, Jan 2010
Quote: Kid A, Jan 2010
I've played MGS4 and Martin still hasn't so I'm going to post on VR to rub it in HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA WHAT A LOSER HE IS THE BIG LOSER!

Out of 10?


I would rate MGS4 about a million out of ten. If you can stay awake through the end cut scene.

George Man, Act 4 eh? coolest thing in a game ever, or what?


I know I'm not George, but I fully agree with the above statement. MGS4 is one of the greatest games in the history of games, perhaps only to be beaten by MGS1 or 3.

Act 4 is also the bomb-dizzle-hizzle

Finished Assassin's Creed II last week too. Actually a really great game, way better than the original. And Uncharted 2 is f*cking brilliant too.

Thats a good collection you've gathered there George
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts


4th Jan 2010 at 10:00 am

Jewbacca -

 
Quote: LoonyPandora, Jan 2010
Quote: Martool™, Jan 2010
Quote: Kid A, Jan 2010
I've played MGS4 and Martin still hasn't so I'm going to post on VR to rub it in HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA WHAT A LOSER HE IS THE BIG LOSER!

Out of 10?


I would rate MGS4 about a million out of ten. If you can stay awake through the end cut scene.
That won't be a problem, I'm sure. I'll buy a PS3 one day, just for that game, then sell it a week later. I'd need to buy a TV too...

Dunno if you've seen this but it's pretty damn impressive, especially once it gets going, had me hooked.
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


4th Jan 2010 at 10:27 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
(My right arm hurts. i think it might be because of me having those two jabs on the 7th of November.)
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LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


4th Jan 2010 at 10:28 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote: Martool™, Jan 2010
Quote: LoonyPandora, Jan 2010
Quote: Martool™, Jan 2010
Quote: Kid A, Jan 2010
I've played MGS4 and Martin still hasn't so I'm going to post on VR to rub it in HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA WHAT A LOSER HE IS THE BIG LOSER!

Out of 10?


I would rate MGS4 about a million out of ten. If you can stay awake through the end cut scene.
That won't be a problem, I'm sure. I'll buy a PS3 one day, just for that game, then sell it a week later. I'd need to buy a TV too...

Dunno if you've seen this but it's pretty damn impressive, especially once it gets going, had me hooked.


I bought my PS3 just for the game, was on the way home from work on release day, and me and Daz-man decided to go halves on one. Just because I wanted it. Started playing it, Daz b*ggered off to bed, and I was still playing on it when he got up to go to work next morn.

Kinda fun. Will give that movie a go when I get some time free

Πανδώρα

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4th Jan 2010 at 10:48 am

 Πανδώρα -

 
when i was two i had a poo the day i went to sea... I climbed aboard a pirate ship & heres what they said to me...
Um... Lalalal lalala lala la something about rum... Dedee dee didly dee...

Doodlydoo dodo dedee, de dee dee dum de dah...

-8. That is outrageous.
*burp*

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


4th Jan 2010 at 10:49 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Jan 2010
Damn, Shakira. You get married and then you go boring.

Why did you get married? PEOPLE, STOP GROWING UP!


(Maybe she got married so she could be boring.)
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LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


4th Jan 2010 at 10:53 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Jan 2010
Damn, Shakira. You get married and then you go boring.

Why did you get married? PEOPLE, STOP GROWING UP!


Sad but true, all the most interesting people go boring after they get married.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


4th Jan 2010 at 10:55 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Martool™, Dec 2009
#45,000,000,001


Ooh, i keep meaning to ask. What's the significance of that number?
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