Things That Make You Want to Flip Out Like a Ninja, and Kill Everyone.

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Πανδώρα

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29th Aug 2009 at 10:47 pm

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ugh, my guts feel like they want to turn themselves inside out

its a pain as if you're about to crap yourself & plaster the bog in something the consistency of a thick soup but tyhat's not happening >_<


ffs
*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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30th Aug 2009 at 12:49 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: the doc, Aug 2009
Quote: Das Buroski, Aug 2009
Mandelson can get tae f*ck!

While I am of the mind that file sharing is a crime, I do partake of it. My issue here is that the punishment really does not fit the crime, at all.

Their is this, however. Which is nice.


I've said it before but I would never, ever tire of stamping on the stupid, smarmy, gurning head of that poisonous, despicable little f*ck. Hate hate hate.


(Wow, he is very daft. And i agree with Darren that the punishment doesn't fit the crime.)
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Delirium Tremens

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30th Aug 2009 at 2:35 pm

Delirium Tremens -

 
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Aug 2009
Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009
Quote: Jingle, Aug 2009
Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009
Flipping me out, no one told me I was going out tonight and because of this stupid hicky I thought it was a good idea to do a little pore extraction today.
Now I'm supposed to be getting ready and I look like I have a f*cking skin disease.
I might put face paint on and say I'm going for a look.


WHAT. THE. F*CK. This post confuses me.


I had one big red mark, then I thought I would squeeze some blackheads and now I have one big red mark and lots of little red marks.
I don't wear make up so I've done my best with a bit of concealer but I still look like I've got an over sized bindi.

I thought you were supposed to be smart!


i understood Laura's post; her signature makes me feel a bit baffled, though.


"Hello, dear. I do hope your enjoying yourself and your life. If the worst comes to worse, a touch of recreational chemicals can improve your mood, but I'm sure I'm not telling you anything you aren't already fully aware of."

Rayanne Graff

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30th Aug 2009 at 2:40 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: James, Aug 2009
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Aug 2009
Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009
Quote: Jingle, Aug 2009
Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009
Flipping me out, no one told me I was going out tonight and because of this stupid hicky I thought it was a good idea to do a little pore extraction today.
Now I'm supposed to be getting ready and I look like I have a f*cking skin disease.
I might put face paint on and say I'm going for a look.


WHAT. THE. F*CK. This post confuses me.


I had one big red mark, then I thought I would squeeze some blackheads and now I have one big red mark and lots of little red marks.
I don't wear make up so I've done my best with a bit of concealer but I still look like I've got an over sized bindi.

I thought you were supposed to be smart!


i understood Laura's post; her signature makes me feel a bit baffled, though.


"Hello, dear. I do hope your enjoying yourself and your life. If the worst comes to worse, a touch of recreational chemicals can improve your mood, but I'm sure I'm not telling you anything you aren't already fully aware of."


Cool, thanks for the translation.
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Albert Johanneson

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30th Aug 2009 at 7:55 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: the doc, Aug 2009
Third rise in fuel tax in nine months and more on the way

No wonder so many people in this country are f*cking depressed.


But this helps the environment! And pays for sunshine!

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


30th Aug 2009 at 8:14 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Annie, Aug 2009
Quote: the doc, Aug 2009
The tw*ts who keep parking right across the bottom of my drive. It's tight enough on our street as it is without some c*nt in a massive estate car dumping it wherever the f*ck he finds it convenient and making life a misery for the people that actually live here. I'm tempted to go run a key down the side of it


cover it in bird seed every time they leave it there



Yeah, the fiance gets annoyed when people do things like that, although it hasn't happened for a while.

Bird seed's a good idea, or you could try something gooier like jam, beans or coleslaw.
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Albert Johanneson

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30th Aug 2009 at 8:31 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


30th Aug 2009 at 8:58 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: James, Aug 2009
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Aug 2009
Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009
Quote: Jingle, Aug 2009
Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009
Flipping me out, no one told me I was going out tonight and because of this stupid hicky I thought it was a good idea to do a little pore extraction today.
Now I'm supposed to be getting ready and I look like I have a f*cking skin disease.
I might put face paint on and say I'm going for a look.


WHAT. THE. F*CK. This post confuses me.


I had one big red mark, then I thought I would squeeze some blackheads and now I have one big red mark and lots of little red marks.
I don't wear make up so I've done my best with a bit of concealer but I still look like I've got an over sized bindi.

I thought you were supposed to be smart!


i understood Laura's post; her signature makes me feel a bit baffled, though.


"Hello, dear. I do hope your enjoying yourself and your life. If the worst comes to worse, a touch of recreational chemicals can improve your mood, but I'm sure I'm not telling you anything you aren't already fully aware of."


Now do mine!
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Delirium Tremens

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31st Aug 2009 at 10:01 am

Delirium Tremens -

 
Quote: Paddy Irishman, Aug 2009
Quote: James, Aug 2009
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Aug 2009
Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009
Quote: Jingle, Aug 2009
Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009
Flipping me out, no one told me I was going out tonight and because of this stupid hicky I thought it was a good idea to do a little pore extraction today.
Now I'm supposed to be getting ready and I look like I have a f*cking skin disease.
I might put face paint on and say I'm going for a look.


WHAT. THE. F*CK. This post confuses me.


I had one big red mark, then I thought I would squeeze some blackheads and now I have one big red mark and lots of little red marks.
I don't wear make up so I've done my best with a bit of concealer but I still look like I've got an over sized bindi.

I thought you were supposed to be smart!


i understood Laura's post; her signature makes me feel a bit baffled, though.


"Hello, dear. I do hope your enjoying yourself and your life. If the worst comes to worse, a touch of recreational chemicals can improve your mood, but I'm sure I'm not telling you anything you aren't already fully aware of."


Now do mine!


"I shouldn't ever be allowed to operate heavy machinery."

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


31st Aug 2009 at 10:04 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: James, Aug 2009
Quote: Paddy Irishman, Aug 2009
Quote: James, Aug 2009
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Aug 2009
Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009
Quote: Jingle, Aug 2009
Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009
Flipping me out, no one told me I was going out tonight and because of this stupid hicky I thought it was a good idea to do a little pore extraction today.
Now I'm supposed to be getting ready and I look like I have a f*cking skin disease.
I might put face paint on and say I'm going for a look.


WHAT. THE. F*CK. This post confuses me.


I had one big red mark, then I thought I would squeeze some blackheads and now I have one big red mark and lots of little red marks.
I don't wear make up so I've done my best with a bit of concealer but I still look like I've got an over sized bindi.

I thought you were supposed to be smart!


i understood Laura's post; her signature makes me feel a bit baffled, though.


"Hello, dear. I do hope your enjoying yourself and your life. If the worst comes to worse, a touch of recreational chemicals can improve your mood, but I'm sure I'm not telling you anything you aren't already fully aware of."


Now do mine!


"I shouldn't ever be allowed to operate heavy machinery."


Wow, its true what they say. You do indeed have enough 'skills' to completely pay the outstanding debt on your 'bills'
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts


1st Sept 2009 at 11:05 am

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
I invited 14 people for paintball and cheeseburgers, but I am really worried no-one will want to go at-all.
I am not sure.
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


1st Sept 2009 at 12:08 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Maybe not all of them will want to go, but i'm sure that some will.
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Jingle

| 4,578 posts


2nd Sept 2009 at 9:45 am

Jingle - WOO-HAH!

WOO-HAH!

 
People who threaten you with suicide. Oh really, you're going to kill yourself, can I watch?

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


2nd Sept 2009 at 2:12 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Claire, Sept 2009
Quote: Jingle, Sept 2009
People who threaten you with suicide. Oh really, you're going to kill yourself, can I watch?


Try getting threats of suicide and you think "Nah, too much of a coward" and then they go and do it to prove you wrong. That's a f*cking b*tch.


"Oh I can't wait to see the look on their faces when I take all these pills!"
*swallows 50 pills*
"Wait, how will I see their fac......"
*dies*

Who's the real loser?
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dissimulation

| 5,671 posts


2nd Sept 2009 at 2:45 pm

Dissimulation -

 
Quote: Claire, Sept 2009
F*cking sister's boyfriend treating my Mum like sh*t. Telling her to get out of her own house so he can have 'alone time' with my sister. F*cking ARGGGGH I could f*cking punch the insensitive b*st*rd.


What's stopping you? Seriously, if he speaks out of place to your mum again, deck the c*nt.

Πανδώρα

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2nd Sept 2009 at 3:18 pm

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mum was at the dentist this morning. Then we went to tesco.
I had a cookie.

While i was eating this cookie, my b*st*rd filling fell out.
Big one too.

F*cking fanb*st*rdingcuntingknobwarblingtastic.
*burp*

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts


3rd Sept 2009 at 9:43 am

Delirium Tremens -

 
Quote: Claire, Sept 2009
sacked me off


Yes!!

I'm 99% sure my mate Lee coined that phrase last year and I'm absolutlely delighted to see it spread north.


 
 
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