Things That Make You Want to Flip Out Like a Ninja, and Kill Everyone.

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Dinglebutt

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27th Aug 2009 at 10:19 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
GODDAMN F*CKING EAR IS STILL BLOCKED!
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Albert Johanneson

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27th Aug 2009 at 7:07 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

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I'm being charged £200 a month by my bank for being overdrawn. Guess why I'm overdrawn? A charge. I phone/visit the bank at least twice a month to update them on things and let them know how my job search is going, purely because I know they appreciate that and let them know I'm being proactive in getting out of this recent mess, but finding this out was a kick in the nuts.

On the upside, it appears they've charged me more than £500 in the last 12 months (f*ck knows how, the account was good until about 2 months ago), which means the hold on the reimbursement of bank charges doesn't apply, as £500 of charges in that time frame is the 'pass mark' for officially being in financial hardship. Time to get proactive on that front once more.

Albert Johanneson

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27th Aug 2009 at 8:09 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

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Quote: Das Buroski, Aug 2009
Quote: Howard Hughes, Aug 2009
I'm being charged £200 a month by my bank for being overdrawn. Guess why I'm overdrawn? A charge. I phone/visit the bank at least twice a month to update them on things and let them know how my job search is going, purely because I know they appreciate that and let them know I'm being proactive in getting out of this recent mess, but finding this out was a kick in the nuts.

I f*cking hate my bank for this.

I go overdrawn by fifty quid, I get a ton taken off me, plus admin fees, so then next month, I naturally go overdrawn again, its reprehensible! Of course people will keep being skint and having to go further into debt if you keep charging us insane amounts for it!


I spoke to them today and they've made arrangements for my overdraft to be extended to cover this and next months forecast charges, to prevent the cycle from continuing, which is good. From what I understand, they then take this 'overflow' and separate it from my regular overdraft and I pay it back in monthly installments. Beats the sh*t out of ducking in and out of an overdraft when I get an income.

Albert Johanneson

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27th Aug 2009 at 9:50 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

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Quote: Das Buroski, Aug 2009
Hmm, might be worth me dropping by my local branch on Saturday and having a chat, cheers Dan.


I think it's just for people who are unemployed for extended periods of time, but it's worth a shot anyway.

Rayanne Graff

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28th Aug 2009 at 7:43 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

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Quote: Tuco, Aug 2009
Banks are scum, I've had my card stopped an all sorts for "unusual spending"

"Mr W, you appear to have fraudulent spending on your card in Moscow...?"
"Yes I'm in Moscow.."
"Well we've blocked your card for you so the person wont be able to use it again"
"Its me trying to use the card, not someone else, so now I cant get any money?"
"errr we'll have a new card in the post today"

C*NTS.


Yeah, that reminds me of when i tried to withdraw some money from an account so i could lend the fiance some money so he could buy a new car but they wouldn't let me because of something to do with fraud, which was a load of nonsense. And it took took them ages to tell me that. i can't remember the exact details as it was a while ago, but it was summat like that.

But fortunately another bank let me withdraw and didn't accuse me of fraud. So i'm glad about the second bank, but the first can go and f themselves with a brick.
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28th Aug 2009 at 11:56 am

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once again, because of someone sat in an office somewhere f*cking up, we owe money again.

£1560 in mispaid child benefits.

i know for a fact mam gave details about everything, and anything else she is claiming and they've f*cked up and sent a letter out a YEAR f*cking YEAR later saying she's not entitiled to it, when the guy at the council when she claimed said she was.

f*cksake.
*burp*

Dinglebutt

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28th Aug 2009 at 12:56 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: the doc, Aug 2009
Is that what we used to call a love bite before the stupid bloody Yanks took over?

I had one on me a*se once. That was some night I can tell you


Don't remind me! I went through 2 things of mouthwash the next morning!
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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28th Aug 2009 at 12:58 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Paddy Irishman, Aug 2009
Quote: the doc, Aug 2009
Is that what we used to call a love bite before the stupid bloody Yanks took over?

I had one on me a*se once. That was some night I can tell you


Don't remind me! I went through 2 things of mouthwash the next morning!


Well, that's what most people do when they hear your "jokes".
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Dinglebutt

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28th Aug 2009 at 1:08 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009
Quote: the doc, Aug 2009
Is that what we used to call a love bite before the stupid bloody Yanks took over?

I had one on me a*se once. That was some night I can tell you


Hicky isn't a yank word is it?


I think it is, yeah.

I remember at work once one of the younger lads came in with one on his neck. He made a small attempt to hide it, but whenever anyone said "Whats on your neck?" or "Why are you wearing a scarf?", he showed it off straightaway.

Funniest part was, this was a guy who never went out and his neighbour said he didn't leave the house all night, and no-one showed up. Plus the love bite was perfectly round, so we called him Dyson for about 6 months
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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28th Aug 2009 at 1:25 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

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(Urgh, i just remembered that my mother once wore a jumper and tried to cover her neck as fred had given her a love bite. i wish i hadn't remembered that.)
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Πανδώρα

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28th Aug 2009 at 3:46 pm

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Quote: the doc, Aug 2009
Mary's last day today.

Also, could do with selling some books soon cos I'm f*cking flinted and I'm off to Greece next month.


Exchange rate for euros is f*cking b*ll*cks at the minute too.
Just been to acomb to get mine, around 1.10 from 1.14 three days ago.
Meh.

Also, my a*se hurts & i don't know why.
And a certain person has dropped out of tonight, so there's a free meal going begging for anyone who can make it here for 7pm tonight
Just have to pretend you know me
*burp*

Dinglebutt

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28th Aug 2009 at 3:54 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: mr lisa, Aug 2009
Quote: the doc, Aug 2009
Mary's last day today.

Also, could do with selling some books soon cos I'm f*cking flinted and I'm off to Greece next month.


Exchange rate for euros is f*cking b*ll*cks at the minute too.
Just been to acomb to get mine, around 1.10 from 1.14 three days ago.
Meh.

Also, my a*se hurts & i don't know why.
And a certain person has dropped out of tonight, so there's a free meal going begging for anyone who can make it here for 7pm tonight
Just have to pretend you know me


I'M ON MY WAY!
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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28th Aug 2009 at 3:55 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
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hehe. What'd you say Lisa?
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

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28th Aug 2009 at 4:54 pm

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Quote: Paddy Irishman, Aug 2009
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hehe. What'd you say Lisa?




Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009
Quote: mr lisa, Aug 2009


Exchange rate for euros is f*cking b*ll*cks at the minute too.


I hear Ramsdens is the best place to get an exchange from those who ought to know.


well aye, but there's not one over here
not going to get back to leeds any time soon

although i do really want another sweeping brush...

yeah. my sister managed to snap two, f*cking TWO of the things in the same week. the b*tch.
*burp*

Πανδώρα

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28th Aug 2009 at 5:24 pm

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motherf*cking agouti rabbit looks like it's nesting. How the f*ck am i supposed to be able to get rid of a litter of rabbits which are likely cross breeds when the only thing i know thats in it is nethie, watch it be a f*cking lionhead... F*cking hate lionheads...
*burp*

Albert Johanneson

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28th Aug 2009 at 5:32 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

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Quote: Tuco, Aug 2009
Quote: Das Buroski, Aug 2009
Quote: Tuco, Aug 2009
Banks are scum, I've had my card stopped an all sorts for "unusual spending"

"Mr W, you appear to have fraudulent spending on your card in Moscow...?"
"Yes I'm in Moscow.."
"Well we've blocked your card for you so the person wont be able to use it again"
"Its me trying to use the card, not someone else, so now I cant get any money?"
"errr we'll have a new card in the post today"

C*NTS.
Aye, when TSB... Sorry Lloyds sent out a debit card and I tried to use it, they blocked me everytime - called in and asked what was wrong, was told it should be fine...

Eventually found out that their fraud team had stopped it because it was being used for online transactions... Errr, Hi.. Its my card, this is what I do with it!

I wouldn't mind but they blocked it literally from the first time I used it.


Funnily enough I bank with LTSB...


Me too. I'm noticing a pattern here.

Come back HSBC! All is forgiven!

Jingle

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28th Aug 2009 at 6:18 pm

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Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009
Flipping me out, no one told me I was going out tonight and because of this stupid hicky I thought it was a good idea to do a little pore extraction today.
Now I'm supposed to be getting ready and I look like I have a f*cking skin disease.
I might put face paint on and say I'm going for a look.


WHAT. THE. F*CK. This post confuses me.

Rayanne Graff

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28th Aug 2009 at 7:02 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009
Quote: Jingle, Aug 2009
Quote: lauf of bread, Aug 2009
Flipping me out, no one told me I was going out tonight and because of this stupid hicky I thought it was a good idea to do a little pore extraction today.
Now I'm supposed to be getting ready and I look like I have a f*cking skin disease.
I might put face paint on and say I'm going for a look.


WHAT. THE. F*CK. This post confuses me.


I had one big red mark, then I thought I would squeeze some blackheads and now I have one big red mark and lots of little red marks.
I don't wear make up so I've done my best with a bit of concealer but I still look like I've got an over sized bindi.

I thought you were supposed to be smart!


i understood Laura's post; her signature makes me feel a bit baffled, though.
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28th Aug 2009 at 10:28 pm

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my f*cking fanny.

i wouldn't be bothered if i could just have a normal period - even if it was heavy i wouldn't complain a damn bit.

but this... this is f*cking disgusting.

i'd poke it & take a picture of my finger to show you what it's like, but the amount of vomit it would cause would probably fill 16 olympic sized swimming pools.
on top of the 3 that were just filled because of the notion of doing that...

but it's f*cking nasty.
i don't want this stupid implant in any more. i don;t care if i get babby'd up to me eyeballs, this is gross
*burp*

Albert Johanneson

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28th Aug 2009 at 10:43 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8227915.stm

journalists on a whole are bellends, but this is just the work of a f*cking kid.

Rayanne Graff

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29th Aug 2009 at 11:24 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
When i went out earlier, some daft boy whistled at me and said i was s*xy. When people call me s*xy, i'm often unsure as to whether they mean it as a compliment or are making fun of me. i think that in this case he meant it as a compliment but i still felt very embarrassed and i hope that there isn't something about me that makes me come across as being a sl*t. Alice did once say that i don't come across as being one, though; i just found the post where she said that to me, it's on page 103 of the dreams thread.

Edited by Rayanne Graff Aug 2009
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Albert Johanneson

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29th Aug 2009 at 5:56 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

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bbc.co.uk's live text football commentary seems to have cut out all the bits where the transcriber used to put his own viewpoint on the incidents in the game.

Surely not...the bbc censoring someones opinion?

Jingle

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29th Aug 2009 at 6:26 pm

Jingle - WOO-HAH!

WOO-HAH!

 
I don't believe in love any more.

How EMO.


 
 
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