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Πανδώρα

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15th Dec 2009 at 11:52 am

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Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009
Quote: mr. lisa, Dec 2009
newton faulkner looks nothing like i thought he would...


Yup, he looks like an even bigger c*nt than you imagined. White folk with dreadlocks should be taken outside, sheared, then shot.


that's pretty much it, aye.


home hub really needs to stop playing up
i mean... do i look like i have anything better to do than sitting on the net all day?
sad fact is, i don't

especially since that anus is just b*ggering off to leeds all the time now ¬_¬
*burp*

Πανδώρα

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15th Dec 2009 at 3:16 pm

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both. Mixed together. With double cheese & plenty of pickles
*burp*

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15th Dec 2009 at 3:41 pm

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I want some pickles now...
Cheese steak with mayo, pickles, lettuce... Possibly even some tomato...

*burp*

Dinglebutt

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16th Dec 2009 at 4:10 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Cut my hair or no.....
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

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16th Dec 2009 at 4:16 pm

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have half of it done :3

*burp*

Albert Johanneson

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16th Dec 2009 at 4:28 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: Mrs Scruff, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Cut my hair or no.....


Double dillemma.
According to this song, only one of us is allowed to cut our hair, and the other one must grow it.
I feel a poll coming on.


Name: Dan
Location: Edge of seat

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16th Dec 2009 at 6:01 pm

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nah, you'll have paid 15 bob for a pizza you could have made for about 4 bob and it would have tasted better and had a decent amount of cheese on it


anyway, i've forgotten how to make cheese sauce. how thick is that...
*burp*

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16th Dec 2009 at 9:48 pm

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so the hamster's ill & i have to go out & catc a loose rabbit in petes garden.

oh my.
*burp*

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts


17th Dec 2009 at 3:31 pm

Delirium Tremens -

 
Woke up with this chain of thoughts;

"What's this I'm laying on?"
"Oh, it's in my back pocket. B*st*rd uncomfortable."
"What would I have left in my back pocket overnight?"
"It's a f*cking kazoo! Awesome!"
"God, I'm ill."

Albert Johanneson

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17th Dec 2009 at 6:17 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Bob Flapper Chris is Facebook friends with the sister of one of my teammates (SJ Burke, Chris).

Πανδώρα

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19th Dec 2009 at 3:39 am

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*sigh*

Seeya Matilda. have fun at the bridge.
*burp*

Jewbacca

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20th Dec 2009 at 5:16 am

Jewbacca -

 
waking up at 3am after 10 hours sleep FTW!
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

LoonyPandora

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20th Dec 2009 at 11:00 pm

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Dec 2009
Richard Wilson in compromising pose!


It's an elephant with a boner.

How is that amusing?

LoonyPandora

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20th Dec 2009 at 11:25 pm

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Ahh, Darrenisms. You do make me smile...

Topper

| 6,773 posts


20th Dec 2009 at 11:30 pm

Topper - Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

 
I want Autechre at Xmas number one next year! Re-release Vletrmx21, the full 8 minute-odd version!
I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

LoonyPandora

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20th Dec 2009 at 11:32 pm

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


21st Dec 2009 at 12:04 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
It's Jesus H Christ's birthday tomorrow. According to VR.

learrggh

| 5,670 posts


21st Dec 2009 at 12:28 am

learrggh -

 
i really need to sneeze, but i can't quite.

learrggh

| 5,670 posts


21st Dec 2009 at 12:55 am

learrggh -

 
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Dec 2009
I want spike heels. And a proper corset with steel bones.

Aww, f*ck it. I just wanna be a vampy tramp for a day or two


ebay is good for finding discount steel boned corsets.

if you want the real victorian deal, go to fallen angel fashions by brute force leather. vollers are overpriced and have bad customer service - for the same craftmanship and designs (incidentally started by two disgruntled ex-vollers employees.) go to snobz. top of the range, fairy gothmother (the lols.) is best. unless you can somehow afford mr pearl...

if you want to order online, it's really important you go to a shop that has them in meat life to try on, because each range is different and waist measurements alone aren't enough to go by.

i bought my first one when i was 14 after saving up for a long time and my second for my prom. i keep thinking i'll sell them years after because i just don't have the excuse to wear them all the time but the fact is, if i sold them, i'd never replace them, and i would miss not having them.

they don't hurt, either, they're really comfy especially once you've broken them in and they actually really help my posture when i'm having back troubles. and of course, you get to be a vampy tramp. ;p


 
 
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