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Dissimulation

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8^th Aug 2008 at 8:48 pm

Quote: pablomarmite

Quote:
"Indie bands are....boring."

I must admit, he has a point.

"By-the-numbers" is exactly how I'd describe every single I've heard from their second album, especially the oh-c'mon-that-title's-asking-for-it "Everything Is Average Nowadays".
Blur did Charmless Man ONCE. Kaiser Chiefs keep on doing it.

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Colin

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8^th Aug 2008 at 9:36 pm

Oh, and though it's probably not their own fault, probably the record label, I remember they performed the song 'The Angry Mob' on T4 when the album was released and said it wouldn't be released as a single as it's 'too catchy' or something (Which just means they repeat an oh-so-political-and-clever chant at the end).
It was a single.

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Dissimulation

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8^th Aug 2008 at 9:46 pm

Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew

Quote: Dissimulation
Quote: pablomarmite

Quote:
"Indie bands are....boring."

I must admit, he has a point.

Yeah, but, pot, kettle, frying pan, fire.

What I'm trying to say is, 99% of all 'indie bands', including The Kaiser tw*ts, are completely sh*te. When I think of the whole Indie genre, I think of words like..insipid, talentless, moronic, tedious, bland, pretentious, faggotry.

The only difference between pricks like Luke Pritchard (for example) and say H from Steps, is at least H from steps knows he's contributed nothing meaningful to the world of music.

Colin

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10^th Aug 2008 at 2:54 pm

MySpace.
<username> only accepts add requests from people he/she knows. You must enter either <username>'s last name or email address to send your request.

Here, <username> represents her surname.

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Chris Kamara

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24^th Aug 2008 at 12:16 pm

"So, if you like to meet new friends and have fun, a scrotum pouch is for you."

Haha.

klinsmann18

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8^th Nov 2008 at 6:57 pm

Matt.

Not sure why i giggled so much, but on SSN just a moment ago

"Arsene Wenger has answered his crickets"

(The man meant critics obviously)

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Albert Johanneson

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10^th Nov 2008 at 4:50 pm

Outside-left

Me, because im such a f*cking hoot to be around.

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Πανδώρα

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30^th Nov 2008 at 10:39 pm

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i don't even know why

*burp*

Dinglebutt

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30^th Nov 2008 at 10:42 pm

I aim to misbehave

Dans new signature

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Chris Kamara

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30^th Nov 2008 at 10:44 pm

I was just thinking the same.

Albi The Racist Dragon

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9^th Feb 2009 at 6:10 pm

Being appointed England manager on FM after two average seasons with Scunthorpe

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Dinglebutt

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9^th Feb 2009 at 10:04 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: the_doc

I've got such a wobble on today that I just fell down the f*cking stairs

this post

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Albi The Racist Dragon

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16^th Feb 2009 at 4:03 pm

Quote: the_doc

Def Leppard, Whitesnake and Limp Bizkit headlining Download.

Good to see the conemporary metal scene thriving

Metal fans have always been horribly backwards.

Dinglebutt

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16^th Feb 2009 at 4:08 pm

I aim to misbehave

1'nevah yeht on

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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4^th Mar 2009 at 11:32 am

I aim to misbehave

Bret: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Jemaine: No, I'm thinking what I'm thinking!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Colin

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5^th Mar 2009 at 2:08 pm

Despite all these student election posters generally making me feel violent and nauseous, I'm as amused as the next immature student at the candidate with surname 'Stalker'.

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wombat

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5^th Mar 2009 at 2:54 pm

Technically sexy.

The people with the funniest names always win.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

SEE OTHER ACCOUNT

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5^th Mar 2009 at 4:29 pm

Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew

Quote: the_doc
Def Leppard, Whitesnake and Limp Bizkit headlining Download.

Good to see the conemporary metal scene thriving

So yeah Doc, it's actually Def Leppard, Slipknot and FAITH NO MORE headlining download

Now there's a festival I'll never go to ever.

Find me over here.

http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/user/james

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 6:42 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew

Quote: the_doc
Def Leppard, Whitesnake and Limp Bizkit headlining Download.

Good to see the conemporary metal scene thriving

So yeah Doc, it's actually Def Leppard, Slipknot and FAITH NO MORE headlining download

Yeah, like it matters. Because they're all so different.

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Rayanne Graff

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5^th Mar 2009 at 8:56 pm

River Phoenix

i was just defending Stu, as it is my wifely duty.

Colin

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5^th Mar 2009 at 9:04 pm

Hey, Strawberry said that they're all so different!

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Colin

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5^th Mar 2009 at 9:11 pm

Oh yeah. I never interpreted that. Thanks a lot.

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wombat

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6^th Mar 2009 at 12:34 pm

Technically sexy.

This guy I know- he a bit of an oddball.

Anyway, he really really wants to be a spy, so he took a masters degree in 'Espionage Studies'.

He has now found out- halfway through his course- that the government will never employ somebody with that degree as a spy, as it would be too easy for whoever they are spying on to look over what the person studied and click what they are up to.

haha!

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

6^th Mar 2009 at 12:36 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: The_Educatedwombat

This guy I know- he a bit of an oddball.

Anyway, he really really wants to be a spy, so he took a masters degree in 'Espionage Studies'.

He has now found out- halfway through his course- that the government will never employ somebody with that degree as a spy, as it would be too easy for whoever they are spying on to look over what the person studied and click what they are up to.

haha!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Tobias Fünke

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6^th Mar 2009 at 12:46 pm

I blue myself.

Quote: The_Educatedwombat

This guy I know- he a bit of an oddball.

Anyway, he really really wants to be a spy, so he took a masters degree in 'Espionage Studies'.

He has now found out- halfway through his course- that the government will never employ somebody with that degree as a spy, as it would be too easy for whoever they are spying on to look over what the person studied and click what they are up to.

haha!

Quite brilliant.

That's up there with the guy that turned up at an anarchist meeting and the bloke in the pub that says he was in the SAS.

Analrapist.

Rayanne Graff

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6^th Mar 2009 at 2:20 pm

River Phoenix

Wow, that is pretty funny.

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