What did you dream last night? Again.

i was in this programme, it was a TV drama. It was about this bloke whose daughter and son smoked pot when they were teenagers. Then i played his daughter at the end of the programme, where he was dying and i had to give him a small teddy bear; there were herbs near the teddy bear.

Something to do with some woman helping me to photocopy things about QI.

i keep having dreams about rats/mice being in the house & biting me when i try to kill them
Which is weird. Had to stand on the one last night, it bit jy foot so i lifted it, it ran behind the kitchen door, grabbed it, squeezing like f*ck, locked onto my hand, used me other one to snap its neck while i had hold of it

Before that it was something to do with boats, but i forget what, owner of it got off and was on his phone & it started floating away, so we had to climb down a bridge to go get it
While we were getting down, a double decker coach was on the river, reversing & turning around :s

(It was summat to do with another site that i post on. i've never dreamt about it before, although i've dreamt about Veg Rev loads of times.

Oh, and something to do with going to see a Steve Martin film.)

(It was something to do with looking at a thread about bulimia.)

(i was reading Vortex and there was a letter from someone about how there was a bad film called Insane Jam Sow.)

Summat to do with being in a dance thing with Girls Aloud, ugh.

i went to a comedy gig with the fiancé. Then we were in his car and Griff Rhys Jones was with us. Griff Rhys Jones said something funny and i laughed.

Summat to do with me playing with a tortoise.

i was in a shop with the fiancé and we were looking at T-shirts; they all cost £40 and one of them had been designed by Erica Jong.

(Matt (Klinsmann 18) joined and posted a couple of times. Which is weird as he joined ages ago. i s'pose it's the closest we'll get to having any new people.

The fiancé's mother bought six tortoises and a rabbit; i was playing with them and Herman.

i was in a building with the fiancé and we spoke to Tony Hart.)

(i was in a wood and i ended up getting lost.

Oh, and i had a bag or case that belonged to fred.

fred, ugh. i'm glad i haven't seen him since 1999.)

(i sent off for an American fanzine called Xerography Debt. Huh, i'm such a nerd for dreaming about zines. It was the last issue. So i was walking down some stairs and i had an envelope which contained a letter i'd written to the person who edits that zine. But i was worried that i wouldn't be able to carry it so i dropped it on purpose. Then i said: Please, don't pick it up. i'll pick it up when i've climbed these stairs. But once i'd climbed them and was on the ground, it wasn't there. Then i saw this van. The people in it were from a mental hospital. So i asked the driver for the letter and he gave it me. He also gave me an article about someone i dreamt about in 1991, ugh. Then i noticed that there were a few letters on the stairs. One was from this bloke who lived in Newport but had sent it from Spain.

i was at this big shop. It was themed. Not sure what the theme was but all the people who worked there had to pretend they were a different character. One of them had to pretend he'd been to prison; i think it was for murder.

Then i was at another big shop. They had a lot of stairs and i saw someone who was wearing a pink dress; i think she was a model.

i had a baby and she was called Sarah. i was at the fiancé's parents' house and she kept walking near some wires. So i kept picking her up and moving her away from them.

Someone else gave me an article about someone i dreamt about in 1991 but i can't remember who.

Oh, and summat to do with Libby from Neighbours.)

(Lisa was in a film.

i was talking to Joel about his uncle. The next thing after that was that i was naked and Joel was touching me.)

(Summat to do with the fiancé's niece.)

(i was at a premiere of a film about Betty Boop. Denise Welch was there and i talked to her. Princess Diana was also there and i talked to her about pink pants. i watched a few minutes of the film. Then there was an interval. i ended up getting lost and watching a film about My Little Pony.

Something to do with my mother.

i wanted to join Mensa but they wouldn't let me.

Something to do with people killing themselves.)

(Something to do with my ex-best friends but i can't remember what. They're onanists.

There was this black dog who tried to bite me but i felt sorry for him and stroked him. Then this woman and man said that he was their dog and i could have him because they felt like having him put down. Not sure what happened after that. i think i was living with my mother in that dream.

i was in Neighbours and having an affair with Lucas. Oh, and summat to do with him being a stripper. Last thing i remember is i was giving him fellatio. )

last thursday i had a dream abut going to college. it seemed real. when i was woken up by my alarm on friday morning, i turned it off & went back to sleep thinking it was saturday & missed my two morning lectures

last night i had a dream about going to africa, we couldn't leave our hut thing because of a rhino & we had no water left to drink, so we had baths instead...

(Something to do with Zine.

Oh, and something to do with Joel. Don't remember much about it but he was wearing glasses in that dream.)

I dreamt I was watching a couple of my colleagues from the shop, on a TV, walking around with rifles and shooting animals in a wildlife reserve, though we never actually saw who was doing it. For some bizarre reason I turned to another mate of mine, standing next to me, and told him "a tenner says it's (such-and-such, I won't say their names, but it was a colleague I'm not particularly fond of)". It turned out to be the other one, so I handed my mate a tenner.