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LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

4^th Aug 2004 at 12:27 pm

Daft Cow?

[i]VR Fantasy Football![/i]

[center]Week 8 Standings:
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Spatchcock United

Edited by LoonyPandora Oct 2004

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Dogs Die In Hot Teams XI.

GK - Jens Lehmann - Arsenal

DEF - Gary Neville - Manchester Utd
DEF - Wayne Bridge - Chelsea
DEF - J'Lloyd Samuel - Aston Villa
DEF - Herman Hreidarsson - Charlton Athletic

MID - Papa Bouba Diop - Fulham
MID - Kevin Nolan - Bolton
MID - Paul Scholes - Manchester Utd

FW - Mark Viduka - Middlesborough
FW - Patrick Kluivert - Newcastle Utd
FW - Didier Drogba - Chelsea

I'm determined to make up for my spectacular failure last year.

Edited by Albi The Racist Dragon Aug 2004

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Hobbes

| 8,575 posts

4^th Aug 2004 at 3:21 pm

the hoopiest of all the froods

Quote: Pablo_the_TBlock_

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Dogs Die In Hot Teams XI.

You deserve to win just for the name alone.

"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!"
screamed the dust speck

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

4^th Aug 2004 at 3:26 pm

Daft Cow?

No, he deserves to fall into mid-table obscurity, just like last year! *evil laugh*

I'm not posting my team until I've fiddled with it a little bit more... I'm sure I can make it better.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

4^th Aug 2004 at 3:29 pm

nor me.

i can't make it any worse than it already is. i tried to replicate my team on the FA premierleague website, only i ran out of money, rapid.

Hobbes

| 8,575 posts

4^th Aug 2004 at 4:15 pm

the hoopiest of all the froods

I'd join in but I actually know nothing about football at all. Whilst being pretty tomboyish, I am so in a completely geeky way. And by that I mean a lazy geek where I don't care about anything which involves exercise or any sort of major movement actually.

"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!"
screamed the dust speck

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

4^th Aug 2004 at 4:23 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Point-and-Laugh Thistle returns for another year of battling relegation!

Goalkeeper: P. Robinson

Defender: J. Terry
Defender: K. Toure
Defender: S. Campbell

Midfielder: D. Murphy
Midfielder: B. Emerton
Midfielder: R. Keane
Midfielder: H. Kewell

Forward: K. Phillips
Forward: W. Rooney
Forward: M. Baros

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

4^th Aug 2004 at 4:25 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Hell, Fi, join in! I know sod all about football either.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts

4^th Aug 2004 at 4:28 pm

Quote: LoonyPandora_

No, he deserves to fall into mid-table obscurity, just like last year! *evil laugh*

I'm not posting my team until I've fiddled with it a little bit more... I'm sure I can make it better.

The only reason I fell into mid-table obscurity was because I lost the internet for a month...

I like the whole profit/loss idea this season, makes it more interesting.

Flapdoodle

| 4,238 posts

4^th Aug 2004 at 4:33 pm

TO THE SEA...

I'm just going to use the same method of picking slightly odd names.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

4^th Aug 2004 at 7:52 pm

Daft Cow?

Quote: Pablo_the_TBlock_

The only reason I fell into mid-table obscurity was because I lost the internet for a month...

I like the whole profit/loss idea this season, makes it more interesting.

Yeah, only joking with ya

- the profit/loss thing is interesting, but it may open the door to a lot of 'cheating' - We'll just have to wait and see, I may do shoddy in the new system, so I'm not getting big-headed

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

4^th Aug 2004 at 9:35 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

This would involve knowledge of football, wouldn't it?

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

4^th Aug 2004 at 10:20 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Nope, none at all. Hell, I have none, and I ended up mid-table.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

4^th Aug 2004 at 10:23 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Cool. Let me go into monkey-typewriter mode and I'll gst back to you

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

4^th Aug 2004 at 10:33 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Prepare for Lead Balloonbrough

*has technical difficulties*

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

4^th Aug 2004 at 10:39 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Oh, you need a Yahoo ID?

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Wibble

| 5,323 posts

4^th Aug 2004 at 10:47 pm

scapegoat extraordinaire

Rob, get Yahoo messenger straight away. That'll sort you out with an ID and it's a useful back-up for when MSN starts becoming an a*se, as it does from time to time.

Topper

| 6,773 posts

4^th Aug 2004 at 10:51 pm

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

SURREAL MADRID IS IN. woot.

I'm gonna need to fiddle loads more. By the way, the player values are pretty odd. Terry was on the 2nd page! He's clearly one of the best defenders in England. What are thay based on? I'm a little unsure.

Also, I've just picked my initial team. Now what? Just wait until the season starts?

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

4^th Aug 2004 at 10:52 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Yes miss.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

4^th Aug 2004 at 11:07 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Done. Now, as I was...

*whups Microsoft Excel's b*tch-a*s into a random number generator*

Minimal thought is going into these choices, folks

*Excel crashes*

Why is fate conspiring against me?!

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

5^th Aug 2004 at 12:01 am

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Who'd've thought a random number generator would take so f*cking long?

Anyhoo:
Lead Balloonbrough

[list][*]E. Van der Sar (G)
[*]B. Vidarsson (D)
[*]J. Terry (D)
[*]F. Simek (D)
[*]M. Brittain (M)
[*]F. Ljungberg (M)
[*] L. Chadwick (M)
[*]T. Soares (M)
[*]S. Wright-Phillips (M)
[*]L. Hughes ( F)
[*]F. Jeffers ( F)[/list]

"Random" doesn't quite cover it...
"Naff" would be a better word

Should be interesting, though

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts

5^th Aug 2004 at 12:13 am

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"Random" doesn't quite cover it...
"Naff" would be a better word

Should be interesting, though

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

5^th Aug 2004 at 2:48 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Quote: Topper_

SURREAL MADRID IS IN. woot.

Now, the latest scores: Real Madrid - 3, Surreal Madrid - Fish.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

5^th Aug 2004 at 9:05 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Quote: Pablo_the_TBlock_

"Staring relegation in the face" is also a good one, seeing as one of your forwards is without a club at the moment and the other is facing ten years for causing death by dangerous driving.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

5^th Aug 2004 at 9:39 pm

three guesses as to which team i am

ANBY v3.0

| 7,728 posts

5^th Aug 2004 at 10:06 pm

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Oh, that's a hard one.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts

5^th Aug 2004 at 10:06 pm

Quote: Topper_

Also, I've just picked my initial team. Now what? Just wait until the season starts?

You have to remember to join the league for a start...

Topper

| 6,773 posts

6^th Aug 2004 at 9:50 am

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Quote: Pablo_the_TBlock_

You have to remember to join the league for a start...

How the feck do you do it?! I'm confused, I need to be helped and possibly patronised in the process. I picked my team, entered my team name and got an e-mail saying I had joined. You mean to tell me there is more I have to do? This is quite involved.

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

Topper

| 6,773 posts

6^th Aug 2004 at 10:15 am

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

I did that, got an e-mail saying I'd joined.

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

Topper

| 6,773 posts

6^th Aug 2004 at 10:19 am

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

This is annoying. I can't click on 'create or join group' because there is no option to do that from the link you gave me. I went to 'sign up' again and entered my yahoo I.D and it said I had 'already signed up for this game'. Yet, there is no option anywhere to mess around with my team or anything.

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

Topper

| 6,773 posts

6^th Aug 2004 at 10:28 am

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

I'm in now, thanks to Emma.

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

6^th Aug 2004 at 10:33 am

Hope is important.

Little Blue Foxes.

gk - niemi (southampton)

df - cole (arsenal)
df - gallas (chelsea)
df - hyypia (liverpool)
df - southgate (middlesborough)

mf - ljunberg (arsenal)
mf - speed (bolton)
mf - edu (arsenal)
mf - hitzlberger (aston villa)

fd - owen (liverpool)
fd - fowler (man city).

Edited by Little Blue Fox. Aug 2004

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Rose

| 3,316 posts

6^th Aug 2004 at 2:55 pm

A very attractive man. Not me. Him.

I proudly _*ahem* present The Killer Bunnies FC. My ignorance about football rivals Alan's, so I assure you any success is pure fluke

Goalkeeper
P.Luzi (LIV)

Defence
J.Terry (CHE)
S.Finnan (LIV)
A.Cole (ARS)
M.Desailly (CHE)

Midfield
G.Silva (ARS)
K.Dyer (NUF)
S.Davies (TOT)
F.Lampard (CHE)

Forwards
W.Rooney (EVE)
A.Smith (MAN)

Anton Chekhov - Smash Hits

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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