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Rayanne Graff

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18^th Aug 2009 at 6:37 pm

River Phoenix

Save the world with veg

The UN has said that our diets should exclude meat once a week to reduce farmyard methane emissions. So I'll just eat sprouts then, you think that'll work?

You're exempt, WLW, being a tree-munching veggie. I blame the elephants.
The Barking Tree

You heard it here first: don't eat giraffes.

Zine; 9th of September, 2008; 2/6.

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Rayanne Graff

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18^th Aug 2009 at 6:42 pm

River Phoenix

Black hole blues

I was under the impression that Large Hadron Collider's Purpose was to explore the validity and limitations of the Standard Motel, that mini black holes evaporate into Hawking radiation due to quantum effects. I never did trust the keyboard player of D:ream. Love, betrayal and catchy songs.
Princess Psycho

Well, collide my hadrons. If YOU, Princess, don't know Hawking radiation is unproven, what hope the rest of us?

Zine; 9th of September, 2008; 3/6.

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Aug 2009 at 6:48 pm

River Phoenix

Stop pigeon-holing metal as racist

Why is it that the only movies to feature harcore metal on their soundtracks are ones about neo-Nazis? Smokin' Aces, American History X and Higher Learning all fall into this trap.

It gives the impression that the extreme metal genre is full of far-right bands like Screwdriver. People outside the scene should remember it has anti-fascist bands too, like SOAD, Soulfly and Napalm Death. Rich Barrett

The Void; Teletext page 826; 18th of August, 2009; 5/7.

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Aug 2009 at 7:03 pm

River Phoenix

No rhyme nor reason

I don't want to be the weirdo atuniversity/ Being the weirdo back home is weird enough for me. I must hide away my weird, and to this I must vow/ As I don't want to be estranged/ I'm strange enough now. Being a weirdo is no use/ It'd only make life worse/ Maybe a good start would be to cease speaking in versze.
Vigilante Maelstrom

You're a poet! Man, don't we know it.

Zine; 9th of September, 2008; 4/6.

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Aug 2009 at 7:10 pm

River Phoenix

An astrology Top 10

1) Gemini Was A Friend of Mine Killers
2) Pick Up The Pisces Average White Band
3) Objection Virgo Shakira
4) California Uber Aries Dead Kennedys
5) Supernatural Sagittarius REM
6) love will tear us apart joy division
7) Leo Happening Howling Bells
Eight) Libra of The Pack The Shangri-Las
9) Hometown Capricorn SFA
10) Scorpio Starts Fires Joe Lean
Sleepy Sealion

The Void; Teletext page 825; 18th of August, 2009; 6/7.

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Aug 2009 at 7:36 pm

River Phoenix

Zine drinking game

Ancient punchline used. "Glug"
List of ridiculously irreverent puns.
* Glug glug*
Braking Tree insists on being a trewe
* Glug glug glug*
Sprinky tah Cat say someth entirey inappropriapt. * Glug glug glugleg*
I ply this game evry day Then I write into Mega Zonnnne! Hlll.
ROssesss Timpog56hy7uxx!1

On behalf of the Zine sub editor, I salute you.

Zine; 26th of January, 2009; 1/6.

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Aug 2009 at 7:40 pm

River Phoenix

Add-on Takeaway

Noco Pops: Cocoa Pops without the cocoa.
Defrosties: Frosties without the sugar.
Half-Double Quarter Pounder: Or "2/8 pounder" for short.
Salt No Vinegar Crisps: Is the world ready?
Chocless Digestive: Actually, I don't fancy that.
De-fried Mars Bar: For Scottish slimmers.
Vigilante Maelstrom

Nut-Free Fruit & Nut: allergy sufferers demand it!

Zine; 26th of January, 2008; 2/6.

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Aug 2009 at 10:47 pm

River Phoenix

Colour coding madness

Why do blueprints have to be blue?

What's up with yellowprints or pinkprints?

It's not on. Let's hear it for greenprints.
Daddypoos, Wigan

It's a conundrum, Daddypoos, and one that keeps me up at night.

Zine; 9th of September, 2008; 5/6.

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Aug 2009 at 10:52 pm

River Phoenix

Not just any sandwich

For lunch I decided to grab a sandwich, literally. So I got out the moped, fixed it up and whizzed up and down the high street snatching snacks from the hands of hungry office workers on their lunch hours. As a result the obesity levels in the local area have been reduced by 25%. I, on the other hand, am 20 stone and I've crushed my moped. Anyone for a cheese and pickle?
Stouffer

I literally think we all need to use the word literally more liberally. Literally.

Zine; 26th of January, 2009; 3/6.

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Aug 2009 at 10:57 pm

River Phoenix

Quilt guilt

Person A: "Don't wait up."
Person B- Goes to bed and does an alligator death roll inside the quilt.
Person A comes home- "Oh no, Person B has hogged all the quilt", and inch by inch, manoeuvres back some quilt without disturbing Person B.
However, Person A thinks they've taken more than their fair share and ends up giving it back.
Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House

Mike Leigh called. He wants to option the film rights to your letter.

Zine; 26th of January, 2008; 4/6.

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Aug 2009 at 11:09 pm

River Phoenix

Crying over Arctics

Arctic Monkeys' debut album Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not was amazing. Favourite Worst Nightmares was OK. But the new album Humbug just doesn't excite me.

They know it too, hence the gimmick of releasing new single Crying Lightning via Oxfam. You expect that from Coldplay, but Arctics never struck me as charity types. It just doesn't sound new- the guitar is like Teddy Picker or The Rascals. Lincoln Donnelly

The Void; Teletext page 825; 19th of August, 2009; 1/7.

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Aug 2009 at 11:13 pm

River Phoenix

Weird science

I know that Hawking radiation is theoretical and there are no viable tests that would allow it to be observed, but the LHC doesn't go to the energies required.

Would you go up against Professor Stephen Hawking with a plunger on his head shouting "Exterminate!"?
Princess Psycho

I wouldn't fancy my chances.

Zine; 10th of September, 2008; 1/6.

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Aug 2009 at 11:16 pm

River Phoenix

Sharpe's magnetic attraction

Edward Sharpe And The Magnetic Zeros' album Up From Below that Earls loved is a serious album of the year contender. Magucal stuff. Ollie Holtam

I've bought tickets for A-ha's gig at London 02 in November, as I thought their last album Analogue was brilliant- not a bad song in sight, with poetic, relaxing songs like Cosy Prisons. Morten Harket has one of the best pop voices ever, while Coldplay and Keane cite them as influences. Andy Young

The Void; Teletext page 825; 19th of August, 2009; 2/7.

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Aug 2009 at 11:21 pm

River Phoenix

Ode to Zine

I'm reading this Zine thing/
It's really rather dull/
There's psychopaths and fairies/
I'm thinking of a cull/
To rid this world of the lunatics/
Who make my days quite crazy/
Or maybe I should join them, yes!
If WLW will let me.
Praying Mantiscali

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Zine; 10th of September, 2008; 2/6.

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Aug 2009 at 11:24 pm

River Phoenix

Cactuses and eggs

Never mind how Cactus Kid was conceived.

I can't imagine his mother regards his birth as cause for celebration.
Friend of The 18th Century

Cactus Kid hatched from an egg, I'm informed, so his birth was pain-free for his mum.

Zine; 10th of September, 2008; 3/6.

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Aug 2009 at 11:27 pm

River Phoenix

Suspicious trivia

I have a weird fact for all you Ziners. Did you know a tomato is not a vegetable? And it's not a type of fruit either?

In fact, it's a type of dolphin. Anybody else got any strange ones?
Price Snoop

Someone once told me that giraffes couldn't talk or respond to emails, but I think he's kidding me!

Zine; 10th of September, 2008; 4/6.

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Aug 2009 at 11:30 pm

River Phoenix

Death on the phone

On the day that the Geneva scientists could have destroyed the universe, my paranoid friend was watching it on TV. His phone rang. "Hello?"/ Hushed mutterings./ "Who is this?"/ "This is Death."

I'm not always this mean, I just had Free Calls today.
Rose Timp

If Death calls your friend again, send him on over to me. I'll show him how to party!

Zine; 10th of September, 2008; 5/6.

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Aug 2009 at 11:33 pm

River Phoenix

Moby's Rhodes to nowhere

I don't know about inappropriate choices of songs in adverts, but the one that used to make me laugh was Gary Rhodes' cookery show where he chopped up meat to the sound of Moby, a devout vegan. Semi Retired

Zachary mentions Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen and Neil Young in his letter. All three, and others of the era, are on the soundtrack of The Wonder Boys, for which Dylan won an Oscar. The whole album is worth a listen. Mondo

The Void; Teletext page 825; 19th of August, 2009; 3/7.

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Aug 2009 at 11:47 pm

River Phoenix

Mondacity

The greatest thing about being the most intelligent person ever to grace these pages is the daily reassurance of that fact by the jealous loonies who persist in their infantile denigration of my obvious superiority (thanks to WLW for help with the spelling and grammar)
Mondo

* Glug *
* Glug glug *

Zine; 26th of January, 2009; 5/6.

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Aug 2009 at 11:51 pm

River Phoenix

A Leprechaun Called Steve

I think it's time we married you off. By happy coincidence, I happen to know of a young lady who could be just right for you.

My friend in question is small and elf-like, with a fine head of ginger, ahem, strawberry blonde, locks and rather fetching spectacles. There, a match made in heaven! All I ask in return for my pains is, ooh, let's just say one of them p*ts of gold would suffice.
Sugared Venom

Thought of starting a dating agency? You're wasted here, really.

Zine; 17th of May, 2002; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Aug 2009 at 11:55 pm

River Phoenix

Where is new J&M album?

The letter about James Dean Bradfield covering Last Christmas on TFI Friday reminded me of my own unexpected gem: seeing The Jesus And Mary Chain miming drunkenly to April Skies on Top of The Pops in '86. I'm still waiting for the new album, lads. Gaz T

I think the "Dylan Sings Anything" comic Harry asked about was none other than Frank Skinner. He did a Dylan skit on his show every week with wig, guitar and harmonica. Very funny. Marko

The Void; Teletext page 825; 19th of August, 2009; 4/7.

Edited by Rayanne Graff Aug 2009

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Aug 2009 at 11:58 pm

River Phoenix

Christmas: Bah, Humbug

It's the season to be jolly apparently, but to me it's the season to have to wrap up warm and still get the mother of all colds.

OK, we have Christmas but there's only so much alcohol and Christmas pudding you can take.
Jezza

I think you'll find there is no limit to how much you can stuff yourself.

Zine; 23rd of December, 2002; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 12:15 am

River Phoenix

Charts just keep getting worse

Surely the Top 40 is in the worst state it's ever been, despite the available music being in a very healthy state. If a single as good as The Cribs' Cheat On Me doesn't make the Top 40, God help us. Loads of great singles miss out on the Top 40 completely now, in favour of terrible chav nonsense. Yes, it does matter. Adam Syntax

Wild Beasts and The Temper Trap's lowly placings make me worry the album chart is getting as bad as the Top 40. TaDa

The Void; Teletext page 825; 19th of August, 2009; 5/7.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 12:27 am

River Phoenix

I Am Such A Wit

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One of them starts crying.
"What's wrong?" asks the first.
"I've lost an electron," the other sobs.
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"

Thank you. You don't get it? Well, when atoms lose an electron as part of a process called ionic binding... oh, never mind.
The Purple Frog

Yes, very good, we get it: summer season in Bridlington?

Zine; 23rd of December, 2003; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 12:35 am

River Phoenix

Top 10 worst No 1s of the decade

2000) Bag It Up Geri Halliwell
2001) Hey Baby DJ Otzi
2002) Gotta Get Through This Daniel Bedingfield
2003) Changes Kelly and Ozzy Osbourne
2004) Vertigo U2
2005) You're Beautiful James Blunt
2006) I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker Sandi Thom
2007) Grace Kelly Mika
2008] So What Pink
2009) Number One Tinchy Stryder/ N-Dubz
Disco Stu

The Void; Teletext page 825; 19th of August, 2009; 6/7.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 11:52 am

River Phoenix

F-f-f-fashion

Vigilante Maelstrom Fashion's getting strange. Paper trousers, backwards shirts, bear traps... I don't think I could pull off a bear trap.

They don't call them fashion victims for nothing.

The Psychedelic Gloom I keep hearing about "9/11". So what DID happen on the 9th of November?

Tsk. Pope Martin IV excommunicated King Peter III of Aragon. Remember?

Zine; 11th of September, 2008; 1/6.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 11:55 am

River Phoenix

(Sic)

I suspect my Three Day Week jibe was closer to the bone than I intended. If so, I apologize. There was no malice intended. I thought it was funny, you did not. Please don't exclude me for hitting a wrong note. You know I love you really. No, really!
Mondo

I'll forgive you that Mondo, but I'll never forgive you for using "z" instead of "s".

Zine; 11th of September, 2008; 2/6.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 11:59 am

River Phoenix

Like a fine cheddar

Now I have a proper job, I have begun to mature. As such, I feel I am now too mature to write into Zine nay more. I read The Daily Mail now for crying out loud! I watch informative programming! You will never hear from me ever again. I hope you eventually grow up too. Goodbye.
Patrick C. Irishman

It's never stopped The Brig, has it?

Zine; 11th of September, 2008; 3/6.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 12:03 pm

River Phoenix

Dare not speak its name

I can't do it! I need you, WLW! I haven't matured! I have to wear a suit to work, yet I need to draw kitchen utensils on my chest to feel like myself! I haven't grown up, I still lick my neighbour's sundial before going to bed! I'm sorry, WLW. Please forgive me. I'll buy you a Daily Mail, I only look at it for possible picture of kitchen utensils. I love utensils.
Paddy Irishman

I knew someone had interfered with my melon baller.

Zine; 11th of September, 2008; 4/6.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 12:07 pm

River Phoenix

Suck-up

I don't believe you are a giraffe. An ape, perhaps, a giraffe, no. Will I be printed for this suck-up e-mail? Mwahaha.
Domino Non Es Dignus (This Will Be My Incredible Name)

I've had some pretty back handed suck-ups in my time, but since when has being labelled an ape been one?

Zine; 11th of September, 2008; 5/6.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 12:12 pm

River Phoenix

A Story To Tell

So I was tinkering merrily around my jam-packed firm, when I spotted from afar some sheep, trying to climb the fencing.

I trotted gracefully, and called Steve and John down. But, alas, thoughts set in, and hey! It occurred to me.

I need a new livestock trailer for the fj-mobile.
farmer jack

Ah, to feel the fresh farm air and dung beneath my four wellies.

Zine; 29th of November, 2004; 5/8.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 12:24 pm

River Phoenix

Clown Aid

We're going to be clown lawyers. We are so worried lots of mean people will sue clowns because all their tricks go wrong. Like when clowns throw boiling water on everyone or the knife throwing trick is tragic/ lots more funny. We could test clowns for perfoemance-enhancing custard, and stop sneaky parking tickets for unicycles and tiny cars too. It is really exciting!
Little Blue Fox and She Must Be Named

Will you do funfair dismissal cases?

Zine; 23rd of September, 2008; 1/6.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 12:37 pm

River Phoenix

Born again

Because I've lived in so many places someone said I was born under a wandrin' star. Hmm.
Daddypoos: Born With A Smile On My Face. Princess: Born To Be Wild. Squashed Strawb: Born Slippy. Paddy I: Born To Make You Happy. WLW: Born Free. Any more?
Mondo

Surely One Winged Angel was Born To Run?

Zine; 23rd of September, 2008; 2/6.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 12:41 pm

River Phoenix

I always thought it was delightful how every album by The Cure shared its name with its final track. Such a shame the band went and spoiled it on the album entitled Greatest Hits.
The Psychedelic Gloom

Forget those Void lightweights. Zine's where it's at for knowledgable musical repartee.

Zine; 23rd of September, 2008; 3/6.

Edited by Rayanne Graff Aug 2009

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 12:51 pm

River Phoenix

Bard to verse

I like to eat
vegetable feet
because it's not meat
it's just a pile of wheat.
Mr Insane The Rich Duck, Sponsored By Topps Tiles

Poetry Corner it ain't.

Zine; 23rd of September, 2008; 4/6.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 12:55 pm

River Phoenix

Impossible?

I was sitting, talking to myself, when I heard a reply! Instantly, my psychiatrist's words came to me: "When you get the voices, take the pills." Oh WLW, my psychiatrist wants to lock me away because of you. He says it's impossible that I'm texting a giraffe and getting replies!
GEORDYDEBBLES

Your psychiatrise needn't worry.

Zine; 23rd of September, 2008; 5/6.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 12:59 pm

River Phoenix

Satan's Rubber Duck If life's a game, then everyone else must be using weighted dice.

Me? I'm permanently standing in an offside position.

The Man With The Golden Bun Did you know that if you squash a square slightly, it becomes a rectangle?

Wait a minute. Crikey, it does! Who knew?

Outcast When the tough get going, it's tough to get going. No, forgot my line.

When the tough get going, you usually end up with the bill.

Zine; 19th of May, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 1:05 pm

River Phoenix

Holes from a hole

For every possible outcome, a new parallel discussion is created. In a small fraction of these, the Large Hadron Collider produced a black hole. In a small fraction of these, it was not lethal but perfectly controlled. In most of these, it was not lethal but perfectly controlled. In most of these, they've used this dimensional gateway as a waste disposal unit. There are a lot more street louts around lately, but be nice to them: they've travelled interdimensionally!
Rose Timp

It's all downhill from here, folks.

Zine; 24th of September, 2008; 1/6.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 1:07 pm

River Phoenix

Thoughts

I've been away for a while and just to get printed I shall do the following:

* Print me.
* I never get on page one, preferably in the middle.
* Briggie, Briggie, where art thou, Briggie?
Sacred Grapes

Nice to see you again, back in the middle. Briggie? Try page 1.

Zine; 29th of November, 2004; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 1:09 pm

River Phoenix

Notes from a cloud

I wandered lonely as a cloud, but I could not reach the same heights. I saw a poppy field and thought it was a waste of space. I saw a rape field and thought the crop needs another name.
BlackDove

Er, moving along swiftly.

Zine; 24th of September, 2008; 2/6.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 1:12 pm

River Phoenix

Palindromes

A palindrome is a word that is spelt the same backwards as well as forwards. For example:

Racecar.
Reviver.

But the most creative and by far the longest palindrome ever is, of course, WLW! Now, that deserves a round of applause.
The Cereal Killer

I'm still clapping as we speak.

Zine; 22nd of May, 2002; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 3:08 pm

River Phoenix

Poor Man's Poetry Corner

O Craggy Dee... 'ees well 'arder than me... cuz me being me I'm as 'ard as a pea... I see 'im in class... take 'is stuff away... O Craig I saw you yesterday!
Dan

Had you started it Craig Dean I may have had more interest.

Zine; 24th of September, 2008; 3/6.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 3:12 pm

River Phoenix

Eh?

Oh pelican sweep and polish swill on midsommer groundling Godzillan tap. Mae tewydd tomorrow 99 free curtain shadow Keath. Shadrack swift time of the day oh have to morning eats. Tally-ho lollipillar cataclismic drip.
Praying MantiscaliWAG

See, this is what gets published when no one writes in.

Zine; 24th of September, 2008; 4/6.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 3:15 pm

River Phoenix

Inside a teenage mind

At my school all the girls listen to Basshunter near enough! I don't though, give me Slipknot any day and I'm a 15-year-old girl!
Smiling Smartie

Worst. Zine. Ever.

Zine; 24th of September, 2008; 5/6.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 3:22 pm

River Phoenix

Townie Tim: Episode 4

Nurse: The operation was a success.
Marty: Thank you so much!
Nurse: But how did his brain manage to explode like that!
Marty: I'm afraid I said something that made him think. He's a townie, you see.
Nurse: Ahhh, well that explains it. He'll have to wear that bandage on his head for a week.
The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning

Oh no. What about the Burberry cap? Oh dear, I feel being a snob.

Zine; 29th of November, 2004; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 3:47 pm

River Phoenix

Black Wednesday

Mwnci Tai Not even Jeremy Kyle on mute could make Wednesday's Zine any good, and that's normally enough to make Princess Psycho's guff entertaining.

Never fear. Henry Paulson's working on a Zine bail out as we speak.

Mondo Don't you have some classic unpublished texts you could use on the days we're all out getting drunk together?

I wouldn't say "classic" as such. More "sub prime".

Zine; 25th of September, 2008; 1/6.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 3:49 pm

River Phoenix

Received with thanks

I always wanted to be part of a "worst Zine ever". I'd like to thank my agent and his husband, my sister and her husband, and J**** C****, just because.
BlackDove

Well done. It's funny, I always thought Mondo would have been involved.

Zine; 25th of September, 2008; 2/6.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 3:52 pm

River Phoenix

Stupid simile

"Wandered lonely as a cloud"? Surely the worst simile in our literature? Clouds, especially in the Lake District, seem to have plenty of company.
Friend of The 18th Century

Wow: two accolades in as many days for BlackDove.

Zine; 25th of September, 2008; 3/6.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 3:55 pm

River Phoenix

Spurred into action

After that shambolic Zine, I thought I'd better write something intellectual. Problem is I've been wasting my intellect finding anagrams on the net. Did you know for instance that an anagram of Large Hadron Collider is "Hello! A cladding error"? Or that London Olympics is "Oncoming media play"? Bonus points for anyone who can discover more topical wordplay hilarity.
Insane Jam Sow

Mega Zine= I gaze men. Hilarious?

Zine; 25th of September, 2008; 4/6.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Aug 2009 at 4:00 pm

River Phoenix

Q&A with WLW

I'm a busy man these days, but I heard your unfortunate plea for better banter on the Zine. So here are two questions for you to answeer. Firstly, being a giraffe and thus lacking the dexterity of opposable thumbs, do you use a specially designed keyboard, or do you have a secret secretary you've never told us about? And secondly, are you fighting FOR or AGAINST White Lines?
Fighting Torque

Normal keyboard.
Against.

Zine; 25th of September, 2008; 5/6.

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

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Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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