Mega-Zine: Unseen Footage and Alternative Takes
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The original potato.
This was a leaving letter I sent early in March, which didn't make the cut:
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My Kind Of Dumplings
Hello, and welcome to Psychic Potato's My Kind Of Dumplings! Now, the perfect dumpling should have a firm crust on top, with a fluffy base. Makes a great meal for a going away party, such as the 'Zine leaving do. Thanks WLW, and other writers, for your witty muses that have entertained me over the years. Have a wonderful lemon curd!
Psychic Potato
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I chose "lemon curd" as my last words, partly because of some obscure, long-winded rhyming slang I'd made up, and partly because I was eating it at the time.
Anyways, I tried sending a different one (SMS this time), but that also failed to get printed, probably as it wasn't really a "goodbye" sort of thing. Haven't got phone right now, but from memory it went along the lines of:
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A few months ago, I stood in for a friend of mine at an ad agency. For a bit of a laugh, I decided to see how many adverts I could shoehorn the song "Here Come The Girls" into.
Unfortunately, it worked to well, now it's gotten way out of hand! Oh WLW, what sort of monster hath been unleashed? I'm offski!
Psychic Potato
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Well, they were a bit crap anyway.
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My Kind Of Dumplings
Hello, and welcome to Psychic Potato's My Kind Of Dumplings! Now, the perfect dumpling should have a firm crust on top, with a fluffy base. Makes a great meal for a going away party, such as the 'Zine leaving do. Thanks WLW, and other writers, for your witty muses that have entertained me over the years. Have a wonderful lemon curd!
Psychic Potato
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I chose "lemon curd" as my last words, partly because of some obscure, long-winded rhyming slang I'd made up, and partly because I was eating it at the time.
Anyways, I tried sending a different one (SMS this time), but that also failed to get printed, probably as it wasn't really a "goodbye" sort of thing. Haven't got phone right now, but from memory it went along the lines of:
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A few months ago, I stood in for a friend of mine at an ad agency. For a bit of a laugh, I decided to see how many adverts I could shoehorn the song "Here Come The Girls" into.
Unfortunately, it worked to well, now it's gotten way out of hand! Oh WLW, what sort of monster hath been unleashed? I'm offski!
Psychic Potato
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Well, they were a bit crap anyway.
Hope is important.
Quote: thelostdude
Kris' letters are really cool too, I think.
Just missed the cut for the last 'Zine, I think:
Hey, guys! I'm new here!
Tuxfeet-Cut Yokel
Kris' letters are really cool too, I think.
Hope is important.
It is all my unseen and unfinished things. I hope they are ok! :-[
"Disney Diseases".
- Kuzco Complex – Really worried you are a llama.
- Merlin Sniffles – Turn into a different animal everytime you sneeze.
- King Louie Complex - Psychological gluttony - you have reached the top, and you have stop, and that's what's bothering you.
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"These are the ghosts that broke my heart". (I really wanted to make a ghost story, but I could not think of a neat ending at-all. It is really silly and frustrating!).
I tried to exorcise my bedroom – it is really haunted. All the ghosts are really noisy and bumpy, and also they move all my books when I am not looking. But I felt really guilty and horrid – all the ghosts were really lost and lonely...
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"If 'Ziners were Cats".
- Vigilante Maelstrom - Cheshire Cat (he disappears, leaving nothing but smiles...and faint smells of Moggilicious cat food).
- Princess Psycho - Evil the Cat.
- WLW - Ren ("Cedric, you idiot!").
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"If 'Ziners were Pokemon".
- Jumbo Beam - Snorlax (he makes everyone really sleepy).
- Daddypoos, Wigan - Ditto, Pallet Town (Peter Chu).
- The Brigadier - Mew.
By Professor Oak's Research Students.
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"Really Painful Foods".
- Potato Wedgies.
- Fruit Punch.
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"Dooplegangland". (I really wanted to make a letter about someone stelaing my identity - Barry and Colin and I tried to make a second letter about somene pretending to be me, but it was lots too difficult). :-[
Please help me! I am really worried someone is trying to steal my identity. I am really worried he will replace me. It is really scary!
I am really worried he will hug all my friends and eat all my muffins and forget to feed my cat.
I am not sure howcome anyone wants to be me. It is pretty boring. It is mostly scatty panic attacks and romantic hopes, and also poems and ghost hunting too. It is really silly!
Little Blue Fox. x.
"Disney Diseases".
- Kuzco Complex – Really worried you are a llama.
- Merlin Sniffles – Turn into a different animal everytime you sneeze.
- King Louie Complex - Psychological gluttony - you have reached the top, and you have stop, and that's what's bothering you.
---
"These are the ghosts that broke my heart". (I really wanted to make a ghost story, but I could not think of a neat ending at-all. It is really silly and frustrating!).
I tried to exorcise my bedroom – it is really haunted. All the ghosts are really noisy and bumpy, and also they move all my books when I am not looking. But I felt really guilty and horrid – all the ghosts were really lost and lonely...
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"If 'Ziners were Cats".
- Vigilante Maelstrom - Cheshire Cat (he disappears, leaving nothing but smiles...and faint smells of Moggilicious cat food).
- Princess Psycho - Evil the Cat.
- WLW - Ren ("Cedric, you idiot!").
---
"If 'Ziners were Pokemon".
- Jumbo Beam - Snorlax (he makes everyone really sleepy).
- Daddypoos, Wigan - Ditto, Pallet Town (Peter Chu).
- The Brigadier - Mew.
By Professor Oak's Research Students.
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"Really Painful Foods".
- Potato Wedgies.
- Fruit Punch.
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"Dooplegangland". (I really wanted to make a letter about someone stelaing my identity - Barry and Colin and I tried to make a second letter about somene pretending to be me, but it was lots too difficult). :-[
Please help me! I am really worried someone is trying to steal my identity. I am really worried he will replace me. It is really scary!
I am really worried he will hug all my friends and eat all my muffins and forget to feed my cat.
I am not sure howcome anyone wants to be me. It is pretty boring. It is mostly scatty panic attacks and romantic hopes, and also poems and ghost hunting too. It is really silly!
Little Blue Fox.
x.
Hope is important.
I made a Sprinkles the Cat letter for Alternazine, but I am not sure it is good at-all.
I really want to make a Sprinkles letter about Schrodinger's Cat, but it is really difficult.
Sprinkles the Cat.
What's that, Sprinkles?
*meow*.
You were practicing hypnotism inthe mirror?
*meow meow*.
You hypnotised yourself? You think you are a yummy fish now?
*meow!*.
You are really worried you will hurt yourself?
*meow*.
Oh, gosh, ok. We should go to the vet. Silly cat!
Little Blue Fox.
I really want to make a Sprinkles letter about Schrodinger's Cat, but it is really difficult.
Sprinkles the Cat.
What's that, Sprinkles?
*meow*.
You were practicing hypnotism inthe mirror?
*meow meow*.
You hypnotised yourself? You think you are a yummy fish now?
*meow!*.
You are really worried you will hurt yourself?
*meow*.
Oh, gosh, ok. We should go to the vet. Silly cat!
Little Blue Fox.
Πανδώρα:
Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff:
Happy Easter.
IGH:
Just who was The Brigadier
ratammer:
squeak
Debs|OWA:
o/
IGH:
Wibble
Vel:
*sigh*
Emma:
Hi VR...
Princess Psycho:
Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire:
SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover:
Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot:
Happy new year <3
Claire:
BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff:
Happy Easter.
Emma:
So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma:
I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma:
I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma:
It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma:
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