Things that make you want to Barry someone alive.

Why won't my torrents download? I need my Breaking Bad, dammit!

Also, I've had a circumcision.

Quote: Drew Brees, Jul 2012

Why won't my torrents download? I need my Breaking Bad, dammit!

Also, I've had a circumcision.

Ah, fixed the torrents thing. Forgot I had to do a hard reset of the router at the weekend. Meant the firewall came back on. Sorted now.

Quote: Tyres, Jul 2012

Quote:

Also, I've had a circumcision.

What's this now? Are you alright, mate?

Yeah yeah. Cheers, lad. Known for years I'd have to get it done eventually. Finally plucked up courage.

I now know what the top of my penis looks like. This must be how you feel all the time.

Quote: Drew Brees, Jul 2012

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jul 2012

i hope you'll be all right, Baz.

Cheers, Straws.

It's OK.

Also, James's post made me feel glad i'm vegetarian.

i think everyone knows that as you've mentioned it at least twice before.

while i'm here though, i'll bring out the old snippet about the vulva being able to feelthe freshness, should a gentleman happen to suck on a polo mint before having himself a fish supper

more bin rants.

YCC are talking about charging us for collecting green garden waste (green bins - which is where the guineas used beddimg goes as it's all compostable)

And they can f*ck right off with that one - they cut us down to fortnightly grey waste collections so they could introduce the green garden waste bins, on the whole it's a good idea, recycle the stuff into compost, which they sell, give away free several times a year, and use themselves on the 'york in bloom' displays.

And it has worked well. There's less sh*t left lying in the streets every week.

If this actually comes in, i'm proper knackered - they closed the local waste site earlier in the year. Going to end up buried in a sea of p*ssy woodshavings.

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jul 2012

(i was on another site i post on yesterday. First the sh*thead who likes winston churchill had a go at me again. i s'pose he's said worse things to me and at least it was a short post. Because i misunderstand what he said. i can't always understand people. i'm not a mind reader. Then the same thing happened with some worthless, arrogant, bullying piece of dirt. His post consisted of several sentences where he went out of his way to be horrible and upsetting. i felt like i was going to cry. i would like to castrate him and then slit his throat. i think i might try posting on that site less/ going on there less. i'm sick of scum like that.)

Screw him! (not literally)

He's an a*sehole (not literally)

You're better than him (literally)

Thanks, Stu.

Right, this is a *completely* stupid rant
and while it may seem like it, i'm in no way at all fishing for compliments,
but i'm really tired of people telling me that i'm "really naturally pretty" and "it's obvious" that i "can't see it"

they're right about one thing - i can't see it. because it's not there.
not in my eyes, and no matter how much they tell me, i'm not going to see it.

i look like the offspring of a troll. a fat troll. and an ogre. and i smell like the back end of a pig.

complete bloody strangers too, what exactly am i supposed to do with this information concerning your opinion, oh random woman i just met in the pub?
the fact that you've said you want to throttle me because of it hardly fills me with confidence about the situation... should i do a dance? or wham my face into the pavement a few times to disfigure myself further to appease you?

Meh. I don't get it. these people must live in a different world to me entirely.

also, i should have taken my Poo Worm on Saturday. considering there was one lizard entered into the exotics category so it took first and second place ¬_¬

Quote: Πανδώρα, Jul 2012

Right, this is a *completely* stupid rant
and while it may seem like it, i'm in no way at all fishing for compliments,
but i'm really tired of people telling me that i'm "really naturally pretty" and "it's obvious" that i "can't see it"

they're right about one thing - i can't see it. because it's not there.
not in my eyes, and no matter how much they tell me, i'm not going to see it.

i look like the offspring of a troll. a fat troll. and an ogre. and i smell like the back end of a pig.

complete bloody strangers too, what exactly am i supposed to do with this information concerning your opinion, oh random woman i just met in the pub?
the fact that you've said you want to throttle me because of it hardly fills me with confidence about the situation... should i do a dance? or wham my face into the pavement a few times to disfigure myself further to appease you?

Meh. I don't get it. these people must live in a different world to me entirely.

also, i should have taken my Poo Worm on Saturday. considering there was one lizard entered into the exotics category so it took first and second place ¬_¬

I understand you're not fishing for compliments, so I'll be blunt:

You are naturally beautiful.

Honestly. I've seen pictures of you done up on nights out on Facebook, and I've seen photos you've posted here of just being at home, and I can honestly tell you you are naturally beautiful. Done up or splodging round the house, you're very attractive. Your positives far outweigh any negatives you think you have

Me and my stupidly large shoes

never seen anyone about it, but then i'm not one for going and talking about anything to anyone (for example, the butt thing went away on its own, so i'm off the hook for going to the doctors about it >_> )

not sure it'd really help anyway, it's not that i hate what i see in the mirror, i just don't care for it, i don't think it's that great & it's very rare i look anywhere near good in a photograph, let alone on a day sat in front of someone - so what other people see is beyond me.

It was a really uncomfortable situation too, especially from a random in the pub, what makes someone think that telling me that, then saying i'm a b*tch & she wants to throttle me because of that in a friendly way, is in any way something good to do?

is it because she could tell i'm not confident, some misguided attempt at making me feel better?
cause if anything, it does the exact opposite.

i mean, there's being pretty, and there's being attractive. i'm not really either in my view.

most of it is down to my weight, if i could manage to lose the weight, i'd probably feel a lot better about myself, but every time i start an exercise routine, something comes up to ruin it. which is a b*tch as i enjoyed doing it. (most of the time)
my sister wanted to bring her treadmill here, which would be sound as running - awesome. and considering she still spends most of her time here through the week, it'd be good for her to get to use it too. but we're not allowed it here cause mam says "there's enough sh*t in the house as it is"

even if i lost the weight there would be that much excess skin hanging around the place i'd still be just as disgusting under my clothes anyway, but eh. it won't ever happen anyway.

i'd definitely have no tits whatsoever then.

While I was off last week, they had to replace the server at work, which for some reason also meant they wiped my computer clean and reinstalled all the programs.

However, it's not enough to do that. All my settings in those programs are now gone. It's taken me over 3 hours to get Autocad back to the way it was, and even then I'll probably keep finding things that need fixing in it as time goes on. My Chrome used to delete browsing history and cookies when you closed it but in the newest version I had to download, that option is gone. Loads of files I'd downloaded (technical brochures for rooftiles, windows etc) are gone. Loads of small programs I'd downloaded from the internet are gone (unit conversion tools) which means I have to get them again.

There was no need to touch my computer at all except to connect it to the new server. Now it's like my computer is gone and I've been given a replacement computer of the same age and model. It works the same, but it's not MY computer that I've had for almost 4 years.

And now I've just realised my Excel sheet where I keep track of my mileage is probably gone. Brilliant. There goes about 3 months worth of mileage gone.

(People who push in front of me invoke my wrath.

i was reading the letters page of this week's Big Issue Cymru and i thought that one of the letters was stupid. The bloke who wrote it seemed to be suggesting that the nation went into mourning when princess diana died and also when the queen mother died. How inaccurate.

Also, there is something wrong with my phone.)

just flossed. Still don't like doing it.
feels like there are giant holes between my already horrible, rotten teeth.

f*ck i wish i'd looked after the things as a kid now...

just looked at my wrist



that white line used to be covered over by a thin string of "wool" made from Misseys fur

must have lost her when i was filling in that damn hole