Last one to post...WINS!!
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I aim to misbehave
Quote: Drew Brees, Jun 2012
I will NEVER be over
Not Until my ashes are sweapt out of a hot, dusty furnace...
Unless of couse, i can tempt you to change your mind on whom you declare winner with this voucher for my lady services...
Look, this has gone on far too long. It only started off as a joke, but this thread, this fight to win.... It could end up tearing us apart.
Here's what I propose: as VR's resident spammer, Straws will most likely win. So I propose that we just announce her as the winner. I concede. I have been defeated.
I will NEVER be over
Not Until my ashes are sweapt out of a hot, dusty furnace...
Unless of couse, i can tempt you to change your mind on whom you declare winner with this voucher for my lady services...
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Πανδώρα, Jun 2012
Well, that was actually my clever plot to officially announce Straws as the winner, while actually being the last one to post.
But let me hear more about these vouchers...
Quote: Drew Brees, Jun 2012Look, this has gone on far too long. It only started off as a joke, but this thread, this fight to win.... It could end up tearing us apart.
Here's what I propose: as VR's resident spammer, Straws will most likely win. So I propose that we just announce her as the winner. I concede. I have been defeated.
I will NEVER be over
Not Until my ashes are sweapt out of a hot, dusty furnace...
Unless of couse, i can tempt you to change your mind on whom you declare winner with this voucher for my lady services...
Well, that was actually my clever plot to officially announce Straws as the winner, while actually being the last one to post.
But let me hear more about these vouchers...
River Phoenix
Quote: Drew Brees, Jun 2012
How mean.
Quote: Πανδώρα, Jun 2012Quote: Drew Brees, Jun 2012Look, this has gone on far too long. It only started off as a joke, but this thread, this fight to win.... It could end up tearing us apart.
Here's what I propose: as VR's resident spammer, Straws will most likely win. So I propose that we just announce her as the winner. I concede. I have been defeated.
I will NEVER be over
Not Until my ashes are sweapt out of a hot, dusty furnace...
Unless of couse, i can tempt you to change your mind on whom you declare winner with this voucher for my lady services...
Well, that was actually my clever plot to officially announce Straws as the winner, while actually being the last one to post.
But let me hear more about these vouchers...
How mean.
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I aim to misbehave
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jun 2012
All's fair in love, war and meaningless competitions with strangers on the internet with no prizes.
Now... vouchers....
Quote: Drew Brees, Jun 2012Quote: Πανδώρα, Jun 2012Quote: Drew Brees, Jun 2012Look, this has gone on far too long. It only started off as a joke, but this thread, this fight to win.... It could end up tearing us apart.
Here's what I propose: as VR's resident spammer, Straws will most likely win. So I propose that we just announce her as the winner. I concede. I have been defeated.
I will NEVER be over
Not Until my ashes are sweapt out of a hot, dusty furnace...
Unless of couse, i can tempt you to change your mind on whom you declare winner with this voucher for my lady services...
Well, that was actually my clever plot to officially announce Straws as the winner, while actually being the last one to post.
But let me hear more about these vouchers...
How mean.
All's fair in love, war and meaningless competitions with strangers on the internet with no prizes.
Now... vouchers....
River Phoenix
Quote: Drew Brees, Jun 2012
Surely winning is a prize in itself.
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jun 2012Quote: Drew Brees, Jun 2012Quote: Πανδώρα, Jun 2012Quote: Drew Brees, Jun 2012Look, this has gone on far too long. It only started off as a joke, but this thread, this fight to win.... It could end up tearing us apart.
Here's what I propose: as VR's resident spammer, Straws will most likely win. So I propose that we just announce her as the winner. I concede. I have been defeated.
I will NEVER be over
Not Until my ashes are sweapt out of a hot, dusty furnace...
Unless of couse, i can tempt you to change your mind on whom you declare winner with this voucher for my lady services...
Well, that was actually my clever plot to officially announce Straws as the winner, while actually being the last one to post.
But let me hear more about these vouchers...
How mean.
All's fair in love, war and meaningless competitions with strangers on the internet with no prizes.
Now... vouchers....
Surely winning is a prize in itself.
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I aim to misbehave
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jun 2012
I'll let you know once I've won
Quote: Drew Brees, Jun 2012Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jun 2012Quote: Drew Brees, Jun 2012Quote: Πανδώρα, Jun 2012Quote: Drew Brees, Jun 2012Look, this has gone on far too long. It only started off as a joke, but this thread, this fight to win.... It could end up tearing us apart.
Here's what I propose: as VR's resident spammer, Straws will most likely win. So I propose that we just announce her as the winner. I concede. I have been defeated.
I will NEVER be over
Not Until my ashes are sweapt out of a hot, dusty furnace...
Unless of couse, i can tempt you to change your mind on whom you declare winner with this voucher for my lady services...
Well, that was actually my clever plot to officially announce Straws as the winner, while actually being the last one to post.
But let me hear more about these vouchers...
How mean.
All's fair in love, war and meaningless competitions with strangers on the internet with no prizes.
Now... vouchers....
Surely winning is a prize in itself.
I'll let you know once I've won
Quote: Drew Brees, Jun 2012
Each voucher is valid for one weekend of womanly services.
These services may include the preperation of a variety of sandwiches*
Or a full body massage
And everything in between.
*variety of sandwiches may be limited to a maximum selection of three sandwiches created to different recipes.
** Full body massage not to be taken internally, it is intended for external use only
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jun 2012Quote: Drew Brees, Jun 2012Quote: Πανδώρα, Jun 2012Quote: Drew Brees, Jun 2012Look, this has gone on far too long. It only started off as a joke, but this thread, this fight to win.... It could end up tearing us apart.
Here's what I propose: as VR's resident spammer, Straws will most likely win. So I propose that we just announce her as the winner. I concede. I have been defeated.
I will NEVER be over
Not Until my ashes are sweapt out of a hot, dusty furnace...
Unless of couse, i can tempt you to change your mind on whom you declare winner with this voucher for my lady services...
Well, that was actually my clever plot to officially announce Straws as the winner, while actually being the last one to post.
But let me hear more about these vouchers...
How mean.
All's fair in love, war and meaningless competitions with strangers on the internet with no prizes.
Now... vouchers....
Each voucher is valid for one weekend of womanly services.
These services may include the preperation of a variety of sandwiches*
Or a full body massage
And everything in between.
*variety of sandwiches may be limited to a maximum selection of three sandwiches created to different recipes.
** Full body massage not to be taken internally, it is intended for external use only
River Phoenix
Quote: Drew Brees, Jun 2012
Or i will.
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jun 2012Quote: Drew Brees, Jun 2012Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jun 2012Quote: Drew Brees, Jun 2012Quote: Πανδώρα, Jun 2012Quote: Drew Brees, Jun 2012Look, this has gone on far too long. It only started off as a joke, but this thread, this fight to win.... It could end up tearing us apart.
Here's what I propose: as VR's resident spammer, Straws will most likely win. So I propose that we just announce her as the winner. I concede. I have been defeated.
I will NEVER be over
Not Until my ashes are sweapt out of a hot, dusty furnace...
Unless of couse, i can tempt you to change your mind on whom you declare winner with this voucher for my lady services...
Well, that was actually my clever plot to officially announce Straws as the winner, while actually being the last one to post.
But let me hear more about these vouchers...
How mean.
All's fair in love, war and meaningless competitions with strangers on the internet with no prizes.
Now... vouchers....
Surely winning is a prize in itself.
I'll let you know once I've won
Or i will.
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Quote: Drew Brees, Jun 2012
It does come with everything inbetween though, don't know what size your bed is, but changing the sheets can be a nightmare.
It'd be that, three sandwiches and the half body massage.
And i'll read you a bedtime story.
Not really a full body massage then, is it?
No deal.
(I would f*cking love to hear Norl Edmonds say "The Banker has offered you three different sandwiches and a full body massage. Deal... or No Deal?")
It does come with everything inbetween though, don't know what size your bed is, but changing the sheets can be a nightmare.
It'd be that, three sandwiches and the half body massage.
And i'll read you a bedtime story.
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Πανδώρα, Jun 2012
You give me what I really want, and I'll definitely need to have the bed sheets changed
The crumbs from the sandwiches would just destroy the bed.
And while I'm in agreeance with Claire's magnificence and your own magnificence of course, they don't matter. Last post wins. Only rule. And no mod powers. Only additional rule. And I win. Only rule along with the other only rules.
Quote: Drew Brees, Jun 2012Not really a full body massage then, is it?
No deal.
(I would f*cking love to hear Norl Edmonds say "The Banker has offered you three different sandwiches and a full body massage. Deal... or No Deal?")
It does come with everything inbetween though, don't know what size your bed is, but changing the sheets can be a nightmare.
It'd be that, three sandwiches and the half body massage.
And i'll read you a bedtime story.
You give me what I really want, and I'll definitely need to have the bed sheets changed
The crumbs from the sandwiches would just destroy the bed.
And while I'm in agreeance with Claire's magnificence and your own magnificence of course, they don't matter. Last post wins. Only rule. And no mod powers. Only additional rule. And I win. Only rule along with the other only rules.
oh god, bed crumbs D:
I see your rules, i read your rules. ruuules. Rules smules...
Brules Rules
We're alllllll magnificent. but i shall be the most magnificent, when i win.
I see your rules, i read your rules. ruuules. Rules smules...
Brules Rules
We're alllllll magnificent. but i shall be the most magnificent, when i win.
I don't know, that Epimetheus wasn't without blame
he said yes to having the dozy tart without even asking questions
if anyone is to blame, it's him for not thinking "Hmm... we p*ssed off Zeus a while back, Prometheus said he might be out to get us... i better send her back to Olympus and stick with shoving my d*ck in a watermelon..."
had he just carried on trying to make a melon baby we wouldn't be in this bloody mess!
he said yes to having the dozy tart without even asking questions
if anyone is to blame, it's him for not thinking "Hmm... we p*ssed off Zeus a while back, Prometheus said he might be out to get us... i better send her back to Olympus and stick with shoving my d*ck in a watermelon..."
had he just carried on trying to make a melon baby we wouldn't be in this bloody mess!
River Phoenix
Well, good morning to Stu and all the guests, anyroad.
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Debs|OWA:
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Vel:
*sigh*
Emma:
Hi VR...
Princess Psycho:
Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire:
SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover:
Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot:
Happy new year <3
Claire:
BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff:
Happy Easter.
Emma:
So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma:
I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma:
I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma:
It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma:
A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot:
What's the facebook group called? I couldn't find it...
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MUHAHAHAHAHA!
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Moist.