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Dinglebutt

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4^th Jan 2010 at 10:56 am

I aim to misbehave

Had to shave last night. Hadn't shaved in over a week, but was fairly hairy. Left myself a little goatee to see what it looked like, and I don't think it looked too bad. Shaved it off though, but perhaps some day.....

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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4^th Jan 2010 at 3:16 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: David St. Hubbins, Jan 2010

Quote: Nigel Tufnel, Jan 2010
Quote: LoonyPandora, Jan 2010
Quote: Martool™, Jan 2010
Quote: Kid A, Jan 2010
I've played MGS4 and Martin still hasn't so I'm going to post on VR to rub it in HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA WHAT A LOSER HE IS THE BIG LOSER!

Out of 10?

I would rate MGS4 about a million out of ten. If you can stay awake through the end cut scene.

George Man, Act 4 eh? coolest thing in a game ever, or what?

I know I'm not George, but I fully agree with the above statement. MGS4 is one of the greatest games in the history of games, perhaps only to be beaten by MGS1 or 3.

Act 4 is also the bomb-dizzle-hizzle

Finished Assassin's Creed II last week too. Actually a really great game, way better than the original. And Uncharted 2 is f*cking brilliant too.

Thats a good collection you've gathered there George

You haven't finished it until you've collected the feathers. *is really bitter from staying up all night just to collect f*cking feathers*

F*ck the feathers. They don't even show up on the treasure maps do they? Over the course of the game, I have collected about 13 feathers. Yet I have been everywhere. I can only assume that the rest do not exist

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 3:30 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: David St. Hubbins, Jan 2010

Nope only treasure chests show up on treasure maps. The feathers are the only thing I haven't got yet and being an absolute achievement/completionist wh*re I'll probably be trying to find the last few most of today.

My predicament is made even lamer by the fact all you get for finding the feathers is a hammer and a cape.

I'm still not fussed about them. I do want to try and find all the hidden glyphs though so I can get the secret video. Some of those puzzles are f*cking great. Didn't know what I was doing for the first while though so I missed a lot of the glyphs. Kinda have to go searching for them all again. Most of them are on buildings which are part of a mission

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 3:42 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: David St. Hubbins, Jan 2010

Quote: Nigel Tufnel, Jan 2010
Quote: David St. Hubbins, Jan 2010
Nope only treasure chests show up on treasure maps. The feathers are the only thing I haven't got yet and being an absolute achievement/completionist wh*re I'll probably be trying to find the last few most of today.

My predicament is made even lamer by the fact all you get for finding the feathers is a hammer and a cape.

I'm still not fussed about them. I do want to try and find all the hidden glyphs though so I can get the secret video. Some of those puzzles are f*cking great. Didn't know what I was doing for the first while though so I missed a lot of the glyphs. Kinda have to go searching for them all again. Most of them are on buildings which are part of a mission

The glyphs are definitely worth it. The puzzles are brilliant and the video is "Wooooah, holy sh*t". Well, that was my reaction anyway.

This doesn't seem like the sort of conversation Nigel Tufnel and David St. Hubbins would normally have.

A lot of our fans say that. But what they don't realise is... we're just normal blokes, right? Normal in a way that we're rich rock Gods who have sex with groupies a lot.... But at the end of the day... Aren't we all just normal?

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 3:50 pm

I aim to misbehave

Well it didn't flop. I mean, I wouldn't say it flopped. What is flopped exactly? Less people bought it than we thought. But the same thing happened with chocolate raisins, and they're still, y'know, in shops. Our album isn't in shops any more but thats to do with, like, space in the shop.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 4:04 pm

Outside-left

Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Jan 2010

You don't talk to me for about 5 years, you treat me like sh*t in year 7, why suddenly start up again now?

Because people move on and try to become better than they once were.

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 4:09 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: David St. Hubbins, Jan 2010

Quote: Nigel Tufnel, Jan 2010
Well it didn't flop. I mean, I wouldn't say it flopped. What is flopped exactly? Less people bought it than we thought. But the same thing happened with chocolate raisins, and they're still, y'know, in shops. Our album isn't in shops any more but thats to do with, like, space in the shop.

Flops is just a word you know? A silly word. The dictionary says it means "to fall or plump down suddenly", what is that? We didn't fall, I mean, that's just sexist. They're sexist you know? Our audience is just more selective, I mean shops are getting smaller. You can't have your chocolate raisins and you know... eat them too. I mean they have Duke Fame in most record shops and he's a talentless w*nker.

Yeah, we've inspired more people to become musicians. But that causes more musicians and less space in the shop for all of them, including us.

So maybe we shouldn't have inspired people.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 4:24 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: David St. Hubbins, Jan 2010

Quote: Nigel Tufnel, Jan 2010
Quote: David St. Hubbins, Jan 2010
Quote: Nigel Tufnel, Jan 2010
Well it didn't flop. I mean, I wouldn't say it flopped. What is flopped exactly? Less people bought it than we thought. But the same thing happened with chocolate raisins, and they're still, y'know, in shops. Our album isn't in shops any more but thats to do with, like, space in the shop.

Flops is just a word you know? A silly word. The dictionary says it means "to fall or plump down suddenly", what is that? We didn't fall, I mean, that's just sexist. They're sexist you know? Our audience is just more selective, I mean shops are getting smaller. You can't have your chocolate raisins and you know... eat them too. I mean they have Duke Fame in most record shops and he's a talentless w*nker.

Yeah, we've inspired more people to become musicians. But that causes more musicians and less space in the shop for all of them, including us.

So maybe we shouldn't have inspired people.

But if we didn't inspire people we couldn't have sold any records and I wouldn't have been able to buy these tiger skin leggings. And they're expensive you know?

They are expensive. We had to let go of 3 roadies so you could buy them.

I mean, we would have had to let them go anyway because our last album didn't do too well.... and one of them was stealing guitar picks

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

wombat

| 8,154 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 4:27 pm

Technically sexy.

Every photo on this page (except mine) is in black and white.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 4:30 pm

Outside-left

Quote: wombat, Jan 2010

Every photo on this page (except mine) is in black and white.

Even my sig?

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 4:36 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: wombat, Jan 2010

Every photo on this page (except mine) is in black and white.

(Maybe it's because James and Baz couldn't afford colour as they spent all their money on drugs, groupies and biscuits.)

[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/549604.jpg]

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 4:43 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: David St. Hubbins, Jan 2010

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2010
Quote: wombat, Jan 2010
Every photo on this page (except mine) is in black and white.

(Maybe it's because James and Baz couldn't afford colour as they spent all their money on drugs, groupies and biscuits.)

Nigel doesn't like biscuits, they give him a rash.

Yeah. But luckily, our new drummer is allergic to drugs. So I have his drugs and he has my biscuits

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 4:44 pm

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2010

Quote: wombat, Jan 2010
Every photo on this page (except mine) is in black and white.

(Maybe it's because James and Baz couldn't afford colour as they spent all their money on drugs, groupies and biscuits.)

They were too busy smelling the glove.

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2010

Quote: Martool™, Dec 2009
#45,000,000,001

Ooh, i keep meaning to ask. What's the significance of that number?

Well the last one was the 45 billionth innit

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 4:56 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Martool™, Jan 2010

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2010
Quote: wombat, Jan 2010
Every photo on this page (except mine) is in black and white.

(Maybe it's because James and Baz couldn't afford colour as they spent all their money on drugs, groupies and biscuits.)

They were too busy smelling the glove.

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2010
Quote: Martool™, Dec 2009
#45,000,000,001

Ooh, i keep meaning to ask. What's the significance of that number?

Well the last one was the 45 billionth innit

Oh right, cool; i didn't think of that.

Organised Confusion

| 3,982 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 5:02 pm

I like my new feet.

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 5:31 pm

"Feline HIV"

So that's Feline Human immunodeficiency virus, then?

*burp*

wombat

| 8,154 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 6:00 pm

Technically sexy.

Quote: mr lisa, Jan 2010

"Feline HIV"

So that's Feline Human immunodeficiency virus, then?

I thought it was FIV and Feline AIDS?

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 6:02 pm

It is, aye

but the complete fannys that present zoo/safari park programmes just do my nut in

saying "feline HIV" makes no sense at all. it doesn;t exist

*burp*

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 6:13 pm

Quote: mr lisa, Jan 2010

"Feline HIV"

So that's Feline Human immunodeficiency virus, then?

That's even more retarded than this:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2792846/Doctor-Who-fans-angered-by-ginger-jibe.html

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 6:14 pm

Quote: David St. Hubbins, Jan 2010

Quote: Nigel Tufnel, Jan 2010
Quote: David St. Hubbins, Jan 2010
Quote: Nigel Tufnel, Jan 2010
Quote: David St. Hubbins, Jan 2010
Quote: Nigel Tufnel, Jan 2010
Well it didn't flop. I mean, I wouldn't say it flopped. What is flopped exactly? Less people bought it than we thought. But the same thing happened with chocolate raisins, and they're still, y'know, in shops. Our album isn't in shops any more but thats to do with, like, space in the shop.

Flops is just a word you know? A silly word. The dictionary says it means "to fall or plump down suddenly", what is that? We didn't fall, I mean, that's just sexist. They're sexist you know? Our audience is just more selective, I mean shops are getting smaller. You can't have your chocolate raisins and you know... eat them too. I mean they have Duke Fame in most record shops and he's a talentless w*nker.

Yeah, we've inspired more people to become musicians. But that causes more musicians and less space in the shop for all of them, including us.

So maybe we shouldn't have inspired people.

But if we didn't inspire people we couldn't have sold any records and I wouldn't have been able to buy these tiger skin leggings. And they're expensive you know?

They are expensive. We had to let go of 3 roadies so you could buy them.

I mean, we would have had to let them go anyway because our last album didn't do too well.... and one of them was stealing guitar picks

They feel so so smooth. They used to steal them to make themselves little guitar pick forts, I mean they're just a bunch of talentless w*nkers.

We're late for our gig in St. Louis.

lol u guiz

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 6:37 pm

The old site has seemed to pick back up just lately hasn't it?

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 6:37 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Martool™, Jan 2010

Quote: mr lisa, Jan 2010
"Feline HIV"

So that's Feline Human immunodeficiency virus, then?

That's even more retarded than this:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2792846/Doctor-Who-fans-angered-by-ginger-jibe.html

(i s'pose that Davinia Philips (the woman who complained that a Christmas card encourages discrimination to ginger people) will be proud.)

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 6:40 pm

ah, the dringhouses woman who didn't get the joke

*burp*

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 6:44 pm

Quote: David St. Hubbins, Jan 2010

Quote: Iron Balls McGinty, Jan 2010
The old site has seemed to pick back up just lately hasn't it?

It has, although that was inevitable. VR dies about six times a year but it always comes back.

Like an eggbox of Jesii.

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 6:58 pm

Outside-left

Quote: Derek Smalls, Jan 2010

I'm feeling somewhat gender confused at the moment

My favourite Derek Smalls quote in your sig. Bangin'.

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

Πανδώρα

| 15,328 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 9:42 pm

sosososososososo cold

i want a warm hug & a blanket

*burp*

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 10:44 pm

Quote: mr lisa, Jan 2010

sosososososososo cold

i want a warm hug & a blanket

you coloured the avatar

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: What's the facebook group called? I couldn't find it...

Jimmy: VR VeteRans https://www.facebook.com/groups/174360109375424/?mibextid=K35XfP

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