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Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

26^th Dec 2009 at 1:37 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Mrs Scruff, Dec 2009

I love it. I haven't had this much fun in years, but yesterday was like a parade of family who I haven't spoken to since the split giving me the 'So, how are you?' head tilt and pretty much expecting me to be a mess, which was a trifle annoying.

Normally, I wouldn't respond to any post with a video from Friends, but I just saw this yesterday or the day before, so it was still fresh in my head

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

26^th Dec 2009 at 5:20 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Dec 2009

Don't lie, Baz. We all know you're a closet Friends fan.

I think most men who are big Friends fans are definitely in the closet

Its a funny show, just have never gone out of my way to watch it. And I don't own it on dvd. I own things on dvd that I don't even like

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

26^th Dec 2009 at 10:53 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Mrs Scruff, Dec 2009

hmm, maybe I wasn't the drunkest last night after all.

She's about to squeeze your tush! Watch out!

I presume this is a live photograph

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

28^th Dec 2009 at 12:26 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Dec 2009

If you lived in England, you wouldn't have to resort to DVD. It's on E4 numerous times a day and virtually every day of the week.

i have every episode of Friends. i still watch it on E4, though.

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Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 11:33 am

Looks like I'm single again.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 11:34 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Iron Balls McGinty, Jan 2010

Looks like I'm single again.

Sh*t man... y'alright?

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 11:38 am

Yeah, mate, thanks. Hurting, but no more than can be expected. There may be a chance for reconciliation but I don't know how much. I feel like if I just had another girl to go to, to cotch with and hold and things, I'd be absolutely fine about this. Which makes me wonder how much of the relationship was genuine love and how much was just me glad to have someone. If it was the latter, everyone's better off out of it.

I'm going to wallow in p*rn and country music for a few days, then try and find someone new.

edit: I'm trying to keep things in perspective. If I don't concentrate, it's all very "Argh, life's over, pain woe pain pain!"

Edited by Delirium Tremens Jan 2010

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 1:54 pm

Hope is important.

I am really sorry. I hope you are ok.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 2:40 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Little Blue Fox., Jan 2010

I am really sorry. I hope you are ok.

Yeah, i hope so as well.

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 3:41 pm

Thanks for the kind thoughts, you lot.

wombat

| 8,154 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 3:47 pm

Technically sexy.

I hope you are alright, mate

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

4^th Jan 2010 at 4:46 pm

Quote: Iron Balls McGinty, Jan 2010

Yeah, mate, thanks. Hurting, but no more than can be expected. There may be a chance for reconciliation but I don't know how much. I feel like if I just had another girl to go to, to cotch with and hold and things, I'd be absolutely fine about this. Which makes me wonder how much of the relationship was genuine love and how much was just me glad to have someone. If it was the latter, everyone's better off out of it.

I'm going to wallow in p*rn and country music for a few days, then try and find someone new.

Ah, the music of pain.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Topper

| 6,773 posts

6^th Jan 2010 at 6:46 pm

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

*Finally has a new PC*

Sorry to hear the bad news, James, hope you find happiness, Sir

From my end there's not too much to report; it's becoming quite a nause arranging dates with 19 year-old and even though she appears still interested, she cancelled on Saturday due to illness. Hmm. Yet, she'll text me after work checking I haven't gone off her because I haven't spoke to her much at work. Not 100% sure whether I should make the effort arranging the next date or just leave it to her as she cancelled Saturday. I'll be honest too, I'm really, very horny and I'm trying desperately hard not to let that cloud my decisions.

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

Topper

| 6,773 posts

6^th Jan 2010 at 8:54 pm

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010

Quote: Abacus, Jan 2010
*Finally has a new PC*

Sorry to hear the bad news, James, hope you find happiness, Sir

From my end there's not too much to report; it's becoming quite a nause arranging dates with 19 year-old and even though she appears still interested, she cancelled on Saturday due to illness. Hmm. Yet, she'll text me after work checking I haven't gone off her because I haven't spoke to her much at work. Not 100% sure whether I should make the effort arranging the next date or just leave it to her as she cancelled Saturday. I'll be honest too, I'm really, very horny and I'm trying desperately hard not to let that cloud my decisions.

Just ask to meet her after work for a drink or a coffee or whatever, then put your lips on her. If she recoils in abject horror, its not gonna work, if she gets into it, well you're in.

You make it sound so easy, which it of course is for any normal person...Maybe the renewed confidence I had is already waning. It was easier when I wasn't that arsed and she was asking me out at the start, now I seem to care and I've gone into a shell of over-analysing and painful emo contemplation. Bleurgh.

I will try and get it sorted by this time next week, that's my goal.

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

6^th Jan 2010 at 8:58 pm

Daft Cow?

Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010

Quote: Abacus, Jan 2010
*Finally has a new PC*

Sorry to hear the bad news, James, hope you find happiness, Sir

From my end there's not too much to report; it's becoming quite a nause arranging dates with 19 year-old and even though she appears still interested, she cancelled on Saturday due to illness. Hmm. Yet, she'll text me after work checking I haven't gone off her because I haven't spoke to her much at work. Not 100% sure whether I should make the effort arranging the next date or just leave it to her as she cancelled Saturday. I'll be honest too, I'm really, very horny and I'm trying desperately hard not to let that cloud my decisions.

Just ask to meet her after work for a drink or a coffee or whatever, then put your lips on her. If she recoils in abject horror, its not gonna work, if she gets into it, well you're in.

That's Alice's dating advice, surely?

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

6^th Jan 2010 at 9:21 pm

Also if she's drunk enough she might find you attractive.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Topper

| 6,773 posts

6^th Jan 2010 at 10:06 pm

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Quote: Martool™, Jan 2010

Also if she's drunk enough she might find you attractive.

I think *this* may work.

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

Mancomb Seepgood

| 3,455 posts

6^th Jan 2010 at 10:17 pm

Grog me.

I find too many people attractive when I'm drunk.

If I could get an orange that was as low-maintenance as an apple, I'd be a happy man

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts

6^th Jan 2010 at 10:33 pm

Outside-left

After being a complete sl*g in younger times, I'm ridiculously picky these days. A surprising turnaround, given that I'm not in a position to be picky anymore, but thems the ways I suppose.

Edit - Sl*g is censored. Christ.

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

6^th Jan 2010 at 10:39 pm

Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Jan 2010

Quote: Martool™, Jan 2010
Also if she's drunk enough she might find you attractive.

Hey, if it works for Marton...

It doesn't

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts

7^th Jan 2010 at 7:06 pm

I'm also single, and after my last girlfriend well and truly broke me I've consciously taken myself off the market, to be honest I'm likely to make it to my one year anniversairy of not having sex which has never happened before (since I started, anyway). Although this year I'm trying to be slightly more confident, and a couple of potentials on new year, so who knows, maybe it's time to get back on the market again?

[http://card.mygamercard.net/gbar/joelsaysyeah.gif]

[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/698876.jpg]

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts

7^th Jan 2010 at 7:50 pm

Outside-left

I've been properly single since December 2006, if I recall correctly. There's been a few 'flings' between then and now, and one case of starting to 'see someone' that never went anyway, but yeah - nothing concrete since then.

Like with Joel, it absolutely ruined my perception of relationships for a good while after, especially when about 18 months later a lot more sh*t she'd said and done came out.

I'd be interesting in starting something genuine with someone, but given my career aspirations I'm pessimistic of something happening, relationship wise, in the near future. What woman these days is going to like having to move every 18-36 months, and not have a say in where?

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

Topper

| 6,773 posts

7^th Jan 2010 at 10:30 pm

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Seeing 19 year-old after work tomorrow. I know she likes me so why am I so cautious and low in confidence about it?

Went out with the ex tonight for a "catch-up" in an attempt to stay friends and it was pretty f*cking grim. Apparently I've been acting like a d*ckhead since we broke up, according to mutual friends, but she was conveniently unable to name names or give examples as to why. F*ck that.

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

http://www.myspace.com/toppercutter

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts

7^th Jan 2010 at 10:44 pm

Outside-left

Quote: Abacus, Jan 2010

Went out with the ex tonight for a "catch-up" in an attempt to stay friends and it was pretty f*cking grim. Apparently I've been acting like a d*ckhead since we broke up, according to mutual friends, but she was conveniently unable to name names or give examples as to why. F*ck that.

So you haven't, basically.

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

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