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Notebook Letters 13.

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Rayanne Graff

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24th Dec 2023 at 9:45 pm

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Argyle Leisure Centre 6

Customer: This is getting a bit tedious, huh?
Employee: Yeah. What were you here for again?
Customer: Well, in reality, just to feel the silly card jokes.
Employee: Oh. Thanks.
Customer: I'll just leave now.
Employee: Not without a leaving card!
Customer: Oh, you!
Vigilante Maelstrom

Those two! They could go on for hours. And we'd probably have to listen to it.

Zine; 23rd of October, 2007; 3/5.
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24th Dec 2023 at 9:49 pm

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Beaver

The DeLorean Etc needs to go to Beaver State, which, to the amusement of everyone in the world, except those who live there, is Oregon. Personally, and I think WLW is with me on this, I'm not a great fan.
mondo ray

I can honestly say I've never been to Oregon, mondo.

Zine; 23rd of October, 2007; 4/5.
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3rd Jan 2024 at 9:31 pm

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The essentials

If I ever get trapped on a desert island, I will bring a ladle. And the collected works of Aphra Behn, so I can recite her poetry to the monkeys. But I won't bring survival equipment, because ladles are better. They can be used for eating soup and bashing enemies. And "ladle" sounds better. Have you got plans for emergencies, WLW? Or do you leave that to Mabel or Davord?
Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House

A Hollyoaks Hunks calendar would be all I need o keep me going. Or die happy.

Zine; 23rd of October, 2007; 5/5.
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3rd Jan 2024 at 9:37 pm

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My new house

I'm moving house. I'm leaving one village in the North for an even smaller one in the North with 40 houses and a pub. Welcome to the industrial and post-margaret thatcher poverty. The lack of women is worrying me already. At least I'll be able to drink myself to drink.
Junior Minister

Perhaps you could be tempted to "shop at the Kwik-E-Mart, too?".

Zine; 24th of October, 2007; 1/5.
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3rd Jan 2024 at 9:41 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Hex factor

I've formed a new band called Stompa Jennings And The Vervet Monkeys. We are working on our first hit song, entitled D*mn Harrods. We are stuck. First, we can't come up with anything to rhyme with Harrods. Second, we have no lead singer. We intended to bring louis Armstrong back from the dead but our attempts. Any advice, WLW?
Earl

I can't carry a tune, but how about: "D*mn those slaves chained to Harrods, filthy rich and souls so arid..."

Zine; 24th of October, 2007; 2/5.
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3rd Jan 2024 at 9:47 pm

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River Phoenix

 
A little rudeness

I am still fascinated by the mysteries that are in daddypoos's fridge. What we need to do is join forces and sort out mondo ray. In my opinion, we don't devote enough research to finding a cure for jerks. Violence, however, is pretty good to start on.
Princess Psycho

Violence doesn't solve anything.

Zine; 24th of October, 2007; 2/5.

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14th Jan 2024 at 2:44 pm

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Directions

A motorist asked me, "Which is the quickest way to Bury St Edmunds?". I said, "Dig a big hole and shove him in".
I'm a riot when I get started.
daddypoos, Wigan

What do you think, mondo, funny?

Zine; 24th of October, 2007; 4/5.
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18th Jan 2024 at 3:49 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Deal life

Twenty-four greedy, middle class people, one smarmy, bearded TV host and one question: can the people who sit in and watch his tripe, or one of the three repeats, really have lives?
Thepumpkinseed

So it's "no deal" for you?

Zine; 24th of October, 2007; 5/5.
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18th Jan 2024 at 3:52 pm

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River Phoenix

 
mondo ray daddypoos always makes me smile, but Princess Psycho is hilarious! You should try stand up. What's that? Oh. You ARE standing up...
B'dum-dum-tsh!

Gothic Fairy Some kids are daft. You'd think they'd realise that calling a goth a witch is a compliment - such little angels.

Are you sure it was "witch"?

Zine; 25th of October, 2007; 1/5.
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18th Jan 2024 at 3:55 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Where's The Chainsaw?

So me and daddypoos can't use violence to sort out mondo ray. It does rather reduce the options. I mean, it's not as if we were going to gie him a lobotomy with a rusty saw. I would have oiled it first. Now, let's talk about ice cream. Vanilla or chocolate?

Princess Psycho

It's all about cookie dough, PP.

25th of October, 2007; 2/5.
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18th Jan 2024 at 3:57 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Cousin

My cousin went to the optician's last week. I met him afterwards. He told me he paid £600 for an eye test. I tell you, they saw him coming...
He has terrible luck. Some people broke into his house a few weeks ago. He said to me "They robbed me blind!". They took one of his curtains too.

Paddy Irishman

This letter hurts my brain.

Zine; 25th of October, 2007; 3/5.
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18th Jan 2024 at 4:00 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Fridges

Princess Psycho... what's your hang up about my fridge? Are you a fridge fetishist? If you are that interested in my fridge you may inspect it any time, and in return I shall inspect something of yours. Bags no getting the most out of it. LOL!

daddypoos

I feel like I need a wash after reading that.

Zine; 25th of October; 4/5.
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28th Feb 2024 at 7:58 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Amnesia Clothing 2.

Employee: Can I help you?
Customer: How much are these - I am so smitten!
Employee: Oh, gosh, no, they are gloves.
Customer: I know! They are so cool - I am smitten.
Employee: No. Gloves!

Little Blue Fox

Have I forgotten what happened in part one?

Zine; 25th of October, 2007; 5/5.
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28th Feb 2024 at 8:00 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Gothic love

Gizmo's Army What's this? Another letter on the first page of Zine next to Gothic Fairy? WLW, I'm hurt!

How's this then?

Gothic Fairy It's trick or treat. I am going to be sick from all the children's sweets. MWAAHA.

I pity the poor children who come knocking at your door.

Zine; 26th of October; 1/5.
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28th Feb 2024 at 8:03 pm

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River Phoenix

 
The ire of a Princess

Me, a fridge fetishist? I think it's just the most interesting thing on Zine this week has to be daddypoos's fridge. Especially if it has ice cream in it. I'll inspect it, he can inspect my pit of rabid mutant weasels. As for mondo ray, his life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
Princess Psycho

I, for one would love to hear that.

Zine; 26th of October, 2007; 2/5.
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28th Feb 2024 at 8:14 pm

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Cuckoo

Isn't it funny that PP thinks she has some sort of alliance with my mate, daddypoos? Take note, fellow Ziners, offer the hand of friendship to PP at your peril. I showed interest and got bitten. Welcome to One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, giraffe-style. Oops!" Did I print that out loud?
Mondo Ray

You're not the first to pull back a mangled stump after offering a hand to PP.

Zine; 26th of October, 2007; 3/5.
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28th Feb 2024 at 8:17 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Cutting

Princess, to perform a lobotomy, the subject has to have a brain. Come on, mondo, what do you say to that? The Princess and I have got the knives out. Oh, and did I mention my bunion is playing up summat rotten.
Daddypoos

Please, won't somebody think of the children? Stop the hate!

Zine; 26th of October, 2007; 4/5.
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28th Feb 2024 at 10:48 pm

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River Phoenix

 
The axes of poetry

One goes up and down; the other, side to side. Alterable value X, and alterable value Y.

To be precise, they're in the reverse order I stated, but I arranged them like that so a rhyme was created.
Vigilante Maelstrom

No one ever let the facts get in the way of a letter around here, VM.

Zine; 26th of October, 2007; 5/5.
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28th Feb 2024 at 10:52 pm

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River Phoenix

 
The Wicked Witch of Where? I love it that kids today are obese. It saves me having to fatten 'em up for the pot.

I hope that's just a Halloween letter.

Thepumpkinseed Nothing can be quite interesting. Especially when it's happening...

... and reading about it on Zine.

Jamurtoast Can you please put someone else's messages on for a change? Thank you. That is it.

See what a "Please" and a "thank you" can get you around here?

Zine; 29th of October; 1/5.

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28th Feb 2024 at 10:54 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Nice peeps

There is no hate between Ziners. We are trying to find who will repair the extractor fan.

Princess can't reach. mondo is drunk. And I have gotten used to the smell. Apart from that, life is a bowl of stagnant insects.

Daddypoos

There's a pun about Zine being on the nose lately there somewhere...

Zine; 29th of October; 2/5.
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9th Mar 2024 at 9:48 pm

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River Phoenix

 
The Big One

I just discovered the Zine. It seems like a good place to ask a question that's been bugging me for years. You know the phrase "Wait one cotton-picking moment"? Is it longer than a non-cotton-picking moment? It was my understanding that moments were generally the same length.

Duckula

That's the question that's been keeping you awake at night?

Zine; 29th of October, 2007; 3/5.
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9th Mar 2024 at 9:51 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Hallowe'en Fun

I'd like to take this chance to thank that sweet old lady who offered me fresh bandages in Glasgow Central Station on Saturday. Hallowe'en really is fun when you get a group dressed as BR students, cats, alchemists, yaoi pin-ups and squall to kill the cast of High School Musical.

One Winged Angel

So I take it you're not backing Same Difference either...

Zine; 29th of October, 2007; 4/5.
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9th Mar 2024 at 9:54 pm

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River Phoenix

 
GMT Nightmare

I was looking forward to gaining an extra hour at the weekend. However, there are lots of clocks in my house. When the time came, it took an hour to change them all.

The Psychedelic Gloom

Sounds like you had your hands full. B'dum-dum-tsh!

Zine; 29th of October, 2007; 5/5.
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9th Mar 2024 at 9:56 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Guess what

WLW, I have a problem. I'm not telling you what it is, I want you to guess. Also, I want to say "Hi" to a certain fairy of gothic proportion.
Gizmo's Army

Let's see. What does WLW stand for?

Zine; 30th of October, 2007; 1/5.
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9th Mar 2024 at 10:09 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Hello

Still here, WLW. I was in the area so thought I'd pop in to make sure you were still alive. And you are. That's good news. I'm happy for you. Anyway, twas only a flying visit. So, until next time. Take care.
Dalek

So you accuse me of being a balding, middle aged man in your last letter and that's all you have to say? Charming.

Zine; 30th of October, 2007; 2/5.
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11th Mar 2024 at 10:54 pm

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River Phoenix

 
What a load of tosh

Why is it on Zine you get people talking a load of tosh, like the Wicked Witch of Where? talking about fat children? I know anything goes, but is a load of random tosh.
Jamurtoast

I'll have you know Zine was built on random tosh.

Zine; 30th of October, 2007; 3/5.
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11th Mar 2024 at 10:57 pm

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River Phoenix

 
The ex-tractor

It's because I'm always drunk that I fell off the tractor in the first place. Now I'm the ex-tractor fan they're trying a repair. Do I hear a "B'dum-dum-t'sh"?
Mondo Ray
*Tumbleweeds*

Zine; 30th of October; 2007; 4/5.
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11th Mar 2024 at 11:02 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Check mate

Jamurtoast is Mondo Ray in disguise. He checks off all the boxes for getting on Zine quick:
1. Is a newbie
2. Is having a moan
3. Sucks up to WLW
Yeah, definitely Mondo.
One Winged Angel

OWA, you're not point, I'll give you hat. But you've perfected point 2 and could definitely learn from point 3.

Zine; 30th of October; 2007; 5/5.
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11th Mar 2024 at 11:06 pm

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What a howler

Oh my goodness. It is really terrible. I have been bitten by a werewolf. I was walking in the Spooky Woods, moonlight splintered through the trees, casting crooked shadows across the path.. I am really scared I will be a horrible monster. I can feel darkness and shadows, horror and grumpiness, inside me, flickering behind my eyes, bleeding into my mind, waiting for the full moon, I am so scared. Please help me!
Little Wooo000ooo Fox

Sounds like a right hairy one.

Zine; 31st of October, 2007; 1/5.
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11th Mar 2024 at 11:08 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Dracula problems

How does Dracula put on make-up?
He can't.
That's not a joke. He can't.
He doesn't have a reflection, so can't use a mirror. That, in turn, ruins his Rocky Horror Hallowe'en Party. That's what the Transylvanians do. Don't know why.
Sweeper 128 (BOO!)

Too obvious to say that letter sucked?

Zine; 31st of October; 2007; 2/5.
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11th Mar 2024 at 11:12 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Argyle Haunted Mansion!

Employee: Welcome to Argyle Haunted Mansion!
Customer: Aah! You never said it was haunted.
Employee: I never said it WASN'T haunted.
Customer: It's the general assumption for hotels nowadays.
Employee: Not where I come from.
Customer: You crazy Transylvanians.
Vigilante Nailsinyourface

Obviously time to call in the Hotel In-spectre.

Zine; 31st of October, 2007; 3/5.
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12th Mar 2024 at 7:55 pm

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River Phoenix

 
A poem for this evening

Its walk was the shuffle of something dead:
the flesh putrid, no eyes in its head.
"Who are you," I asked, "on this bleak Hallowe'en?"
"Can't you tell? I'm the ghost of the OLD Zine."
*Cue thunderflash*
MWA-HA-HA-ha.
mondo rayving looney

Who says Zine's dead and buried these days?

Zine; 31st of October; 2007; 4/5.
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12th Mar 2024 at 8:28 pm

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River Phoenix

 
The black ribbon

... is that a ribbon round your neck? Like in the ghost story? The one where the head falls off when you untie the ribbon? No? Oh, carry on then.
TheUnitedTruth

I was only halfway through that story. Thanks for spoiling the end.

Zine; 31st of October, 2007; 5/5.
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13th Mar 2024 at 8:04 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Argyle Haunted Mansion 2!

Employee: Muhahahahaha!
Customer: Pardon?
Employee: Oh, I was just thinking of someone I ate the other day.
Customer: Pardon?
Employee: Oh, I was just thinking of something I saw the other day.

Vigilante Maulyourintestines

Well, that Hallow-zine special yesterday was pretty comical...

Zine; 1st of November, 2007; 1/5.
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13th Mar 2024 at 8:07 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Being Friendly

And there I was trying to be nice to you, WLW. And what thanks do I get? Moan, moan, moan... To be honest, though, I am surprised you remembered that I called you a middle-aged man. I said I was surprised you remembered I called you a middle-aged man. Geez, you're older than I thought. I said YOU'RE OLDER THANN I THOUGHT. Blimey, you're hard work.

DALEK

Pardon?

Zine; 1st of November, 2007; 2/5.
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13th Mar 2024 at 8:11 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Farewell To A Fan

Hi, WLW! I've been a fan for six years, but only printed twice. Now, after suck prolific work, I'm retiring as I'm 32 tomorrow - too decrepit to be nonsensical and more... sob. Farewell!

Mr I Didn't Do It

You've left a pin-sized void in your wake.

Zine; 1st of November; 3/5.
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13th Mar 2024 at 8:14 pm

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River Phoenix

 
What A Quack

Enter The Duck. He sits down to examine his patient. "The box indicates you're in the family way, congratulations!" he says. "Just my luck... help" This will hinder the musical career I have planned," she replies. "Testing times await," he concludes.

Matth Stil

Something tells me he's a complete quack. Can't think what.

Zine; 1st of November, 2007; 4/5.
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13th Mar 2024 at 8:17 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Christmas Coming Soon

I think we should have a Zine version of The Twelve Days Of Christmas, WLW. I suggest the last line could go "and a giraffe editor up a Barking Tree".
Let's make it a good one. Bah humbug!

The Barking Tree

Possibly... or maybe some guest editors while I'm away on my Christmas jolly. Any ideas?

Zine; 1st of November, 2007; 5/5.
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13th Mar 2024 at 10:34 pm

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River Phoenix

 
What a joke

Sweeper128 I'm sorry for the foul vampire "joke" on Wednesday. I would say "As the day came, the joke bit the dust".

Fangs for the apology.

Ms. Raincoat I'm kissing Hiro on a train as Ando sits nearby. The train lurches, and I wake up with a craving for waffles.

Pah. Peter is much cuter.

Zine; 2nd of November, 2007; 1/4.
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13th Mar 2024 at 10:38 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Name game

A celebration is in order. Not only did I pass my exams, I have inherited nicknames in my class.
Princess: Not as in Psycho but as my T-shirt says Princess across it.
Veggie: Since I frequent Vegetable Revolution. My class have decided it's because I'm vegetarian.
Debbles: Curse whoever leaked my childhood name! You shall all pay on judgement day.
One Winged Angel
Debbles. Debbles? Debbles!

Zine; 2nd of November, 2007; 2/4.
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13th Mar 2024 at 10:53 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Argyle Haunted Mansion: 3!

Customer: Why are all these bats around?
Employee: They're Butler Bats. Give one a command.
Customer: OK. Fetch me some coffee.
Customer: Why are they eating my neck?
Employee: We've not taught them not to eat necks yet.
Vigilante Mailyournosetoyourstepdad

Bat's all, folks. D'dum-dum... oh, forget it

Zine; 2nd of November, 2007; 3/4.
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13th Mar 2024 at 11:18 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Poetry corner

There was an old woman from Shotton,
who had a rather big bottom,
she went for a walk,
the neighbours would talk,
and now she's feeling rotten.
Not quite perfect. Oh well.
Junior Minister

Have you been reading Mabel's diary again?

Zine; 2nd of November, 2007; 4/4.
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13th Mar 2024 at 11:22 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Geordy Debbles, congratulations on passing your exams. I must say Debbles sounds better than OWA. Do you agree, WLW? I'd even say Debbles sounds cute.

Years of reputation building dashed in one letter.

Stouffer Did you hear about the man with two left feet who bought a pair of flip-flips? Oh yeah! Tsk.

Obviously a newbie. "B'dum-dum-tsh" is the accepted term to emphasise a bad joke, as you'll soon learn.

Zine; 5th of November, 2007; 1/5.
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14th Mar 2024 at 10:42 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Debbles' Revenge

Curses! Forgive Friday's letter, but my computer was hijacked by a friend who decided to take his revenge on me for not taking him for a pint. He shall pay though. I will force him to listen to listen to paris Hilton's album while enjoying the entire back-catalogue of olsen twins movies!
Revenge truly is best served with half a brain.

One Winged Angel

Come on, Debbles, you expect us to take you seriously now?

Zine; 5th of November, 2007; 2/5.
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14th Mar 2024 at 10:46 pm

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River Phoenix

 
A Milestone
5-11-07
It's my birthday - 70 years young.
I shall do silly things like snog a nun.
Rob a pensioner.
Break wind on a crowded bus.
Write stupid letters to a giraffe.

Anyroad up. Love and xxx to all Ziners.

daddypoos

You still have the joie de vivre of a 69-year-old, daddypoos.

Zine; 5th of November, 2007; 3/5.
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14th Mar 2024 at 10:48 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Random Rant

How random does one have to be printed on here? I feel this amount is enough: Oh mighty gerbil in the sky, how fat are thee to eat one's thigh, burp it up and swallow it down, WLW looks pretty in his crown.
Print me.

The Irate Pigeon

I love the smell of a newbie in the morning.

Zine; 5th of November, 2007; 4/5.
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Rayanne Graff

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14th Mar 2024 at 10:53 pm

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River Phoenix

 
star Bores

I have been watching the Star Wars films. Starting at Episode 4 is just plain stupid. I have noticed the more Imperial Stormtroopers there are, the less likely they are to hit anything. The fact they got bent by Ewoks just shows standards must have slipped.
PS. I didn't know One Winged Angel's nickname was Debbles... learn a new thing every day.

Princess Psycho

Seven mentions in one Zine? Debbles may just be a late contender for Buzzword Of 2007. Congratulations, One Winged Angel!

Zine; 5th of November; 5/5.
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Rayanne Graff

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17th Mar 2024 at 10:13 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Nice to meat you

This year, I missed both Hallowe'en and Bonfire Night due to the fact I work in the evenings. I was so sad when I found out.

But, on the plus side, steak is nice.
Haryuu No Hanekata

Is that all I am to you; just some piece of meat?

Zine; 6th of November, 2007; 1/5.
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Rayanne Graff

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17th Mar 2024 at 10:17 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Brrr

Cold weather and being a student is a marvellous thing. You have to make crazy decisions like whether to wear three jumpers, or to put on the central heating. Strangely, it is buy one get one free at the local shop at the minute, though. Here I am sitting in three layers with a bowl of ice cream. You couldn't make it up. Penny for the minister?
Junior Minister

In my day we had to feed pennies in a coin-operated oven to keep warm.

Zine; 6th of November; 2/5.
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Rayanne Graff

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17th Mar 2024 at 10:22 pm

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Blast from the past

Wow; so, turns out messages I send are automatically saved in my account, which means I get to re-read some spaced-out messages of mine that never got printed. Amazing. They don't even sound like me. Anyways, I must dash. I saw Liam Gallagher today. It was all right.
Satan's Little Helper

Why not re-send them and try again? Standards are much lower these days.

Zine; 6th of November, 2007; 3/5.
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