Notebook Letters 13.

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Rayanne Graff

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28th Apr 2020 at 9:19 pm

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The hours of rest

It's difficult to work out which hour of the day I should use in which to rest. Being one to whom the concept of somnia as perceived by normal people is alien. I worry about it. However, as I get paid for watching (er, yeah, and reporting stroke researching) telly, it seems appropriate to choose 2 to 3 in the afternoon, while the pub is quiet. I need a real job (hint).

mondo ray

So do I, mondo. So do I.

Zine; 8th of November, 2007; 5/5.
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6th Aug 2020 at 6:35 pm

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Shopping

Ms Raincoat I went to the furniture shop for a decaffeinated coffee table. They couldn't help me.

Worthy of a b'dum-dum-tsh? You decide.

Stouffer Fox hunting, illegal. Bear bating, illegal. C*ck fighting, illegal. jeremy kyle, still legal. Ban chav fights for entertainment! It's inhumane.

Be careful. Newbie bating is still rampant in these parts.

Zine; 9th of November, 2007; 1/5.
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6th Aug 2020 at 6:39 pm

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A whiff of this

In response to WLW's comment, how does a newbie smell in the morning? I imagine, much like burnt toast and weak tea. What does WLW stand for and where is fluffy the evil one?

1. With their nose.
2. Equality for red squirrels.
3. I hear he's on standby to enter the Australian jungle.

Zine; 9th of November, 2007; 4/5.
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6th Aug 2020 at 6:41 pm

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No thanks

Thanks for the offer to edit Zine for the day, while you swan off on holiday, WLW, but I'm not ready to branch out that far just yet. Ha ha ha. Sorry. I'll spend the rest of the day wondering if giraffes can swim.
The Barking Tree

I much prefer to flounce, TBT.

Zine; 9th of November, 2007; 5/5.
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4th Sept 2020 at 10:29 pm

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WLW

Please can I be WLW for one day? I keep practicing all the time...
B'dumtsk-
B'dum-dum-oh.
B'dumtsh- Oh, gosh, wait - I can do this bit.
B'dum-dum-tsh! Ta da!

The Soul Cake Duck

Anyone would think this job was easy.

Zine; 12th of November, 2007; 1/5.
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5th Sept 2020 at 8:42 pm

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Fireworks Farce

I'm glad all that fireworks nonsense is finished again. Honestly, humans will look at anything if it's bright and makes a loud noise - never mind thazt it's your council tax being set fire to in those municipal displays.

At least now our local government can get back to spending its money properly: on Christmas lights and pseudo-celebrities to turn them on. Hurrah!

Insane Jam Sow

I almost had Cardiff in the bag... but the Teletubbies were cheaper.

Zine; 12th of November, 2007; 3/5.
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5th Sept 2020 at 8:45 pm

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And Finally...

The 400-year-old clam recently discovered off the coast of Finland has died. After appearing on gordon ramsay's the f word, the clam was accidentally eaten by an overzealous customer, Ms Fatima Gloop. Ms Fatima said of the incident, "Mmmm... mmm... mmm... tasty... mmm".

mr ramsay was unavailable for comment, but is said to be "bleeping angry".

The News At Zine

How shellfish of her.

Zine; 12th of November, 2007; 5.5.
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29th Oct 2020 at 6:50 pm

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In her sights

Donny's Angel Thank you, mondo. I have adjusted the sights on my rifle. I won't be missing you, that's for sure.

It's always the quiet ones.

daddypoos, Wigan I've decided to crush my walnuts.

Please, sugar my almonds instead.

Zine; 13th of November, 2007; 1/5.
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29th Oct 2020 at 11:04 pm

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'ull

Hull has a cinema. It may surprise some of you that Hull, indeed, has anything at all. A female acquaintance and I were there for the grand opening and first film. Business is booming. It also has a new bus station. The problem is that they have forgotten to put up any bus timetables. I'm confident of retaining our place as Britain's Worst Town.
Junior Minister

My Rula Lenska trumps your cinema and your bus station any day, JM.

Zine; 13th of November, 2007; 2/5.
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29th Oct 2020 at 11:07 pm

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Argyle Haunted Mansion 6!

Customer: Right. That's it, I can't stop here.
Employee: I hate people when they're not polite.
Customer: I'm getting cross.
Employee: NOOOOOOOO! *melt*
Customer: What's wrong?
Employee: Cross! Cross Noooooo!
THE END.
Vigilante Makereallytediouszineserials

Not since The Sixth Sense has my flabber been so gasted by an ending.

Zine; 13th of November, 2007; 3/5.

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29th Oct 2020 at 11:10 pm

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mondo

NOBODY steals my funniness. It's on loan until I think of something funny.
Like, if a rabbit's foot is lucky, why are rabbits running around on stumps?
Yer right. It's not funny. Unless you're a rabbit.

daddypoos

Finally, I'm not the only one accused of being not-so-funny anymore.

Zine; 11th of October, 2007; 1/5.
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29th Oct 2020 at 11:13 pm

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Satanic Pole Dancer

Surely, not another Ziner plying their trade in Hull? I was at Hull fair too. Were you the one stealing wallets by any chance? I would like mine back if that was you.
Perhaps we could have had a rendezvous over an uncooked hot dog or burger had you mentioned this wonderful fact earlier?

Junior Minister

And here I was thinking you moved in much swisher circles, Junior Minister.

Zine; 11th of October, 2007; 3/5.
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3rd Jun 2021 at 9:33 pm

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Kids' Shows

Years ago, Postman Pat and Fireman Sam influenced children to take up these professions. Recently, both have been on strike. With recent television shows, it's likely that in 15 years we'll get builders and explorers doing the same things. A small price to pay, you may think, but I guess you don't remember the Flowerpot siege. I asked some veterans, but they said "Weed rather forget that".

Vigilante Maelstrom

Bdum-dum-tsch!

Zine; 11th of October, 2007; 4/5.
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3rd Jun 2021 at 9:35 pm

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What A Hit

Sorry I haven't been here for a long time, but I was kind of busy with other things.

Right then, Grey Owl's Vagabond Cousin, so you want to try and hit on me? That's just great, I don't mind. You can have me right now, I even come with a nose-picking guide.

Donny's Angel

What an offer. I knew I'd regret batting for the other team at some point.

Zine; 11th of October, 2007; 5/5.
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5th Jun 2021 at 8:51 pm

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Dog tale

"Get the h*ll out of there. That's not a dog, it's some sort of thing! It's imitating a dog. It isn't real. GET AWAY, YOU IDIOTS. John Carpenter's The Thing rifle-firing Norwegian.

Matth Stil

That's what Junior Minister said at the Hull fair's hot dog stand.

Zine; 12th of October, 2007; 1/5.
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26th Jun 2021 at 8:36 pm

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Vapor Magazine: Issue 1

* Bridget Jones! kerry katona S*x in the City! Role Model Showdown.
* My husband had my baby while I had a s*x change in Ibiza and lost 8 stone!
* Ew! 50 Ways Being Fat Makes You Ugly.
* 20 Things In Fashion Last Week That Aren't In Fashion Anymore, Just Stupid.
* Britney Spears's Mental Breakdown: Special 28-page pull-out.
* Bridget Jones 3! Best. Film. Ever. Five stars! V.V. good!

Vigilante Maelstrom and Little Blue Fox

Zine; 12th of October, 2007; 2/5.

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31st Oct 2023 at 9:21 pm

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Tip off

Tip: when a waitress asks "Can I get you anything?" it's best not to reply "Yes. I'll have a better paid job, a nice big house, a bloke that's not going to treat me like I've been scraped off his shoe and world peace, please". They don't appreciate it.
Little Kitten Delinquent

The folly of youth. I gave up on all those things years ago *sigh*.

Zine; 12th of October, 2007; 3/5.
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31st Oct 2023 at 9:26 pm

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Hallowe'en soon and I've got my costume ready. What am I going as? I'll tell you. You've seen Battle Royale, right? Go and watch it, then come back. See those kids in it? No, not those ones. THOSE ones! I'm going as one of them. Any excuse to wander Glasgow, covered in fake blood and carrying a katana and a ladle. (A useful weapon, you can bludgeon someone to death with it whilst dishing up soup.)
One Winged Angel

Sounds like just another day for you.

Zine; 12th of October, 2007; 4/5.
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1st Nov 2023 at 9:42 pm

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A new personal crusade

So mondo ray said I stole daddypoos's funniness?

He will find it behind the fridge, that's where most things end up. I'll teach mondo ray to recognise when he's boring. This is called a yawn. When he sees one, he should stop talking about himself.
Princess Psycho

Speaking of which, why are yawns so contagious? And no one say "Only when reading the Zine these days".

Zine; 12th of October, 2007; 5/5.
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1st Nov 2023 at 9:48 pm

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Let's Be Fair

Why is everyone picking on daddypoos?
I have lived with him all my life and I've never met a more loving, kind, caring, fun-loving person ever.
Oh, and princess psycho - how much do you want for the fridge? Sounds like a lost world behind there.

daddypoos

A Zine backlash is a badge of honour, daddypoos... welcome to the club.

Zine; 15th of October, 2007; 1/5.
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1st Nov 2023 at 9:54 pm

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Fright Night

Help! My boss at work - young Moana - has just told us that it's fancy dress on Hallowe'en. So I have a problem, I don't know what to go as... any ideas?
Angel, can I borrow your katana thingy?

Gothic Fairy

Get your Hallowe'en letters in for a Zine special on 31st October.

Zine;15th of October, 2007; 2/5.



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1st Nov 2023 at 9:59 pm

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Yawn, Yawn, Yawn etc...

Why are yawns contagious? Well, I find it's only when reading Zine these days. I apologise, my spotty friend, but never was one to do as I'm told.

One Winged Angel (Founder Of Ladleing - The Ladle Martial Art)

There's always one.

Zine; 15th of October, 2007; 3/5.
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1st Nov 2023 at 10:04 pm

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Argyle Leisure Centre 4!

Customer: Look, I just came here to give my boyfriend a lift home.
Employee: Why didn't you wait outside?
Customer: Somebody told me I needed a waiting card
Employee: Ooh, waiting cards! They're extremely rare! Shiny, too!
Customer: Quite.

Vigilante Maelstrom

Someone give that employee a tip, would you... a sharp, pointy one.

Zine; 15th of October, 2007; 4/5.
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1st Nov 2023 at 10:09 pm

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Sun, Sea And Skies

By the time you read this, I'll be away in sunny Spain, relaxing, getting sunburnt and enjoying the local culture. However, I ask one favour of you, WLW: would you mind sending Mabel round to mind the mansion while I'm away? I'd normally get Roland to do it, but he died in a car accident. At least that's what he told me this afternoon. Anyway, adios!

Psychic Potato

And who would wash my smalls while Mabel's at yours?

Zine; 15th of October, 2007; 5/5.
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1st Nov 2023 at 10:17 pm

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daddy's girl

Kelly, Wigan Hi there. I've sent loads of texts to you but never seen them on Zine. Hi, daddypoos. I'm from Wigan, too. I think you're great.

The daddypoos backlash backlash begins.

Windy Miller Just stumbled across this page. What the h*ll is going on in this strange little bubble world?

Anyone else care to take this one?

Zine; 16th of October, 2007; 1/5.
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1st Nov 2023 at 10:20 pm

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This morning

I woke up this morning. Sometimes I wake up in the afternoon. That's when I've stayed up far too late. I'm a rebel like that. I had breakfast. It was toast.
Jumbo Beam

Mike Leigh called. He wants some tips on your incisive realism.

Zine; 16th of October, 2007; 2/5.
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1st Nov 2023 at 10:23 pm

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I know my fridges

daddypoos offered me his fridge. I think he has been having problems with it. My method of eliminating problems with fridges is simple. All his problems are caused by invisible people named Juan and Cindy. All he has to do is find them and kill them.
Princess Psycho

It's when Juan and Cindy start advising we kill everyone else that we need to worry.

Zine; 16th of October, 2007; 3/5.
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8th Nov 2023 at 10:29 pm

You just don't get it!

 
Jaffa cake?
The Sweeney's doing 90 'cause they got nowhere to go...

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30th Nov 2023 at 5:09 pm

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Future

How to tell the future's started.
Your shoe's inbuilt MP3 players have inbuilt cameras.
People compliment your "retro" fashion.
When asking for someone's address, you specify "not IP address".
You start hearing "You want a top-up with that?".
If you ask someone to open a window you hear a double-click.
Vigilante Maelstrom

Tv-based text services deem the web irrelevant (well, we can dream, too!).

Zine; 16th of October, 2007; 4/5.
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30th Nov 2023 at 5:13 pm

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Genetically Modified

GM things are really cool. Scientists could mix genes together to make vegetables that taste like fudge and marshmallows. It would be so yummy, and also really helpful for scarily fat and unhealthy people. Also, they could make turkeys taste like cabbages.

Everyone would not have to kill so many every Christmas because they are really yucky. Yay!
Little Blue Fox

It'll make for an interesting coleslaw, though.

Zine; 16th of October, 2007; 5/5.
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30th Nov 2023 at 5:41 pm

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Acorny joke

Hello, WLW. I thought I'd introduce myself as I lie here on the ground. I was up in that tree but the wind dislodged me. That creature is cute. Grey with a long, fluy tail. Aarrgghh...
The Barking Tree's baby Acorn

Calling you a nut is too obvious, even to me.

Zine; 17th of October, 2007; 2/5.
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30th Nov 2023 at 5:43 pm

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Daveless

My friend knows three Daves, but i don't know any. i am Daveless. Can i call you Dave, WLW? Thanks, Dave.
Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House

It would only encourage the "What does DAVE stand for?" letters.

Zine; 17th of October, 2007; 3/5.
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30th Nov 2023 at 5:49 pm

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Liberal Democrats

Who wants to be leader of the liberal democrats? Anyone? Anyone at all? * Turns out the light*
Junior Minister

I hear Princess Psycho is rallying her supporters right now.

Zine; 17th of October, 2007; 4/5.
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30th Nov 2023 at 5:52 pm

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Gay Paris

WLW, long time no see! I've been to gay paris. I know we were talking French a while ago. Just wanted to say my favourite word in French is Sortie, which means Way out/ Exit. Is that what you want some of us to do? Just show us the Sortie if we misbehave.
Qwerty Keyboards Are Out Of Stock?
Saying "jambon" and "fromage" together gives me a certain thrill every time.

Zine; 17th of October, 2007; 5/5.
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30th Nov 2023 at 5:56 pm

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Confused Greyhound WLW, please help me! What DOES DAVE stand for? Thanks for helping.

Can it really be that a newbie has a grasp of ironic humour?

Kelly, Wigan Windy Miller, Ziners are not strange, you just have to read the pages more often. We are just normal people giving our views.

Speak for yourself.

Zine; 18th of October, 2007; 1/5.
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30th Nov 2023 at 7:16 pm

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Argyle Leisure Centre 5!

Employee: Are you sure you don't want to try out the leisure centre?
Customer: I must admit the squash looks tempting.
Employee: Thirsty, huh?
Customer: At least you didn't make a joke about "making a racket".
Employee: No, let's leave WLW that chance.
Vigilante Maelstrom

Wow, name-checked in a Vigilante Maelstrom letter. What an honour!

Zine; 18th of October, 2007; 2/5.
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30th Nov 2023 at 7:19 pm

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Bus

I was on the bus today. I saw a woman. She was walking. I thought, "What a normal looking woman, doing normal looking things on a normal looking day". Apart from that, it's been a boring day.

Jumbo Beam

"Apart from that?"

Zine; 18th of October, 2007; 3/5.
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30th Nov 2023 at 7:21 pm

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Ziners Aren't Forever

Of course, Windy Miller, (if that's your REAL name), you've probably realised now that we all get to live in our domicile of choice - mansion, house, knife shop, Wigan simulacrum. Chin up and beware the nutters...

mondo ray

Sure, you all say "forever", but I know better. *sob*.

Zine; 18th of October, 2007; 4/5.
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30th Nov 2023 at 7:23 pm

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Wiganers Have No Peers

Thanks, Kelly. I think I'm great too.
Anyone else want to chip in?
Wiganers rule.
Well... err. Two, so far.

daddypoos, Kelly, and kay burley. Wigan's finest.

Zine; 18th of October, 2007; 5/5.
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2nd Dec 2023 at 10:35 pm

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Forlorn for fluffy

The Banana Flavoured Lemon I was always for getting rid of fluffy, but now he's gone, I kind of miss him. Come back, fluffy!

There's a fluffy-sized hole in my heart, too. And that's a pretty big hole.

Shinigani Soul Candy Hello, WLW. I'm ashamedly a Zine newbie. Do I get my complimentary newbie biscuit now?

Tsk. Such a newbie. How it works is, you send ME the goodies. Get Squashed Strawberry to show you the ropes.

Zine; 19th of October, 2007; 1/5.
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2nd Dec 2023 at 10:38 pm

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Zine immature put downs

Little Poo Fox
puffy the evil one
Insane Jam... Stupid?
one-winged... uh... loser?
mondo ray, however, doesn't need one.
(Worst. Letter. Ever.)

Vigilante Failstorm

Oh, I don't know. Much worse than this have been printed before.

Zine; 19th of October, 2007; 2/5.
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2nd Dec 2023 at 10:40 pm

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Bluetongue

Bluetongue has spread to sheep.
Shame on you, WLW.
On you, it looks good.
But sheep; baaah.

daddypoos, Wigan

Reports that it is spread through kissing are unfounded and libellous.

Zine; 19th of October, 2007; 3/5.
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10th Dec 2023 at 10:47 pm

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Nuts to that

Do you eat squirrels, WLW? I want revenge on that one who ate my baby Acorn. He represented my future. But, hey, never mind. I have 500 others dangling from my boughs. The culprit's name is Mark. If you insist on being a veggie, perhaps you'd step on him. Mark The Murderer would then be known as Squashy The Squirrel.
The Barking Tree

Never. Squirrels are number three on my all-time favourite list, just under the otter and capybara.

Zine; 19th of October, 2007; 4/5.
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10th Dec 2023 at 10:50 pm

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Scandal!

Apparently, ITV misled viewers with shows like Saturday Night Takeaway and Soapstar Superstar. Nothing to do with voting or any of that sort of thing. People tuned in because the shows were listed as entertainment.
Now that's misleading.
Daggsy

We've also got our people looking into The Barking "Tree".

Zine; 19th of October, 2007; 5/5.
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11th Dec 2023 at 11:10 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Tree Of Woe I went into a shop and was refused deodorant because they didn't think my bark looked 16! I got upset when they offered me pine air freshener.

You'd rather they ct you open and count your rings?

The Psychedelic Gloom They don't call Ronnie O'Sullivan "The Pilchard" for nothing! This is because they don't call him "The Pilchard".

"They" have a lot to answer for today.

Zine; 22nd of October, 2007; 1/5.
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11th Dec 2023 at 11:14 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Go For Green

Can you imagine if people were green? I mean, it would be weird, wouldn't it?

Also, you wouldn't be able to feel sick or be envious, so there would be benefits. Unless you were sick with envy, of course.

Haryuu No Hanekata

Pah... it's all about tan with brown spots this season.

Zine; 22nd of October, 2007; 2/5.
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Rayanne Graff

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11th Dec 2023 at 11:23 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
A Squirrel Called Mark

I take exception to The Barking Tree's comment regarding a squirrel named Mark. I see Mark socially and know he's going through a messy divorce which he isn't handling well. I told him not to take it in the first place and can inform you he is genuinely ashamed of his actions. He is, in fact, very red-faced over the matter, no small fact considering he's a grey squirrel.

Frumpy Squirrel

He's been trouble for years and you know it.

Zine; 22nd of October, 2007; 3/5.
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Rayanne Graff

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11th Dec 2023 at 11:27 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Pint Off!

There is nothing more embarrassing than walking up to a bar where you consider yourself a regular and being asked for identification. Did she have to shout so loud? Cue the hideous college photo which managed to work its way onto my driving licence! How did that get on there? With sweat running down my face, I trundled away with my liquid.
It's a good job they serve "extra cold" pints these days.

Junior Minister

I always pictured you as a brandy man.

Zine; 22nd of October, 2007; 4/5.
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Rayanne Graff

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11th Dec 2023 at 11:30 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
A Beaver Poem

Beaver on my nose and beaver in my eye,
Beaver on my nipple and beaver in my pie,
I love all the beavers and the beavers love me,
I'm gonna go to the beaver jail and set the beavers free!

The DeLorean That Struck By Lightning

Ladies and gentlemen, poetry corner's bar has been well and truly raised.

Zine; 22nd of October, 2007; 5/5.
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Rayanne Graff

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24th Dec 2023 at 9:39 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Love

I am so very much in love with my friend's friend. He is so fruity! He is like Isaac in Heroes and Kellogg's Fruit 'n Fibre squished together, only better (if that is possible! LOL!). I do not think he, like, you know, "shops at the Kwik-E-Mart," but fingers crossed that our stars may be crossed, too.
Jumbo Beam

Why, Jumbo, you remind me of someone. If I could only think who...

Zine; 23rd of October, 2007; 1/5.
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