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Rayanne Graff

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4^th Apr 2012 at 2:10 pm

River Phoenix

Sparki Dee Fluffy Bunny, have you ever tried spider racing? First to the end of the bath gets their own website. Loser gets sucked up the hoover.

But surely the winner will simply escape down the plughole?

Matth Stil Anything goes indeed! The amount of messages written in invisible ink aired on Friday's Zine!

Did you not press reveal?

Zine; 10th of September, 2007; 1/5.

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Rayanne Graff

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4^th Apr 2012 at 2:13 pm

River Phoenix

Horror films make the audition

Sammie- I couldn't agree more. The Japanese really know how to make a good horror and Death Note is one of my fave films. If you haven't already, watch Audition. Christine, Hartlepool

My favourite monsters are critters, gremlins, ghoulies and those out of From Beyond. I like most monsters that are not CGI. Tim, London

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 25th of May, 2009; 3/6.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Apr 2012 at 4:07 pm

River Phoenix

Sprinkler

What's that, Sprinkler?
*fssssssssssssh*.
Sprinkler?
*fssssssssssssh*.
Sprinkler, you're getting me all wet. Stop it.

Vigilante Maelstrom

Get a little clown and turn him up. You'll definitely be able to hear him.

Zine; 10th of September, 2007; 2/5.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Apr 2012 at 4:12 pm

River Phoenix

scarface faces more criticism

Shawn, washington- For me, scarface is hugely overrated but not rubbish. People try to sound cool by claiming it's their favourite film. That or they are easily pleased. It does not come close to the godfather or carlito's Way. Also, having read the Bond novels, as far as I am aware, Bond is 007's real name. Dan, Bournemouth

Matt- You mentioned a gem of a film with king of New York. A very violent, but excellent, film. Lance, Manchester

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 25th of May, 2009; 4/6.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Apr 2012 at 10:25 pm

River Phoenix

Amnesia Clothing

Employee: Can I help you?
Customer: Please do you have any big trousers? - All these are really tiny and horrible!
Employee: Oh my goodness- they're pants!
Customer: Yes! They are the silliest trousers ever!
Employee: Silliness!

Little Blue Fox

Put them over your trousers for that superhero look.

Zine; 10th of September, 2007; 3/5.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Apr 2012 at 10:30 pm

River Phoenix

Haute Tension twist up

The only people I've read complain about Haute Tension's supposed twist ending are American, until I read Marc's comment. If you pay attention to the start the twist is established from the beginning. Wish I could say more, but don't want to spoil it for anyone. Watch it again. t rivers, suss*x

Although I rate R-Point and the eye very highly, my favourite Asian horror is the eerie, low-budget Japanese flick Cursed. Max, Kettering

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 25th of May, 2009; 5/6.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Apr 2012 at 9:07 am

River Phoenix

To Germany And Back

I dreamt I was in a giant rock.
Drove to Germany in a Volkswagen.
Met German moths who kept saying "nein".
What's a Dummkopf?
Decided to fly home.

daddypoos

So, what we really want to know is... where did you leave the Volkswagen?

Zine; 10th of September, 2007; 4/5.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Apr 2012 at 9:11 am

River Phoenix

Drop Dead Fred rumours

Anyone else that loves Drop Dead Fred- I heard they're making another one with russell brand as Fred. I think he won't be anywhere near as good as Rik. Ste, Chesterfield

I've just seen Star Trek. Good movie, but one thing puzzled me. Vulcan was destroyed but it was in the film's search for Spock and also the voyage home. Can someone explain this to me? Alan, Kilmarnock

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 25th of May, 2009; 6/6.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Apr 2012 at 9:30 am

River Phoenix

Screaming Children

My partner wants to get a couple of chinchillas as pets. Have you heard the noise they make? Inside every one is a screaming child trying to get out. Yuk, yuk, yuk!

Anyone got any good pet ideas?

GeekOrUnique

Well, they are nocturnal. So simply make sure you stay outside the house all night.

Zine; 10th of September, 2007; 5/5.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Apr 2012 at 9:33 am

River Phoenix

The Rocky Horror tagline

My favourite tagline is from The Rocky Horror Picture Show: "It's like a belt around the mouth or a mouth around the belt." Gothic Fairy, Nottingham

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 16th of April, 2009; 1/6.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Apr 2012 at 9:40 am

River Phoenix

Best car movies

Tony, Barnet. Fave car flicks. How about a couple of 1971 classics? Vanishing Point (with Barry Newman) and the underrated Two Lane Blacktop with its weird pairing of musicians James Taylor and Dennis Wilson alongside serious actors Warren Oates and Harry Dean Stanton.

Bike movies: has to be Easy Rider (phil spector played the drug dealer- oops!) and the superb Electra Guide To Blue (1973). mondo, baile atha cliath

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 16th of April, 2009; 2/6.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Apr 2012 at 3:52 pm

River Phoenix

lord sebastian flyte "Fat children banned from Olympic audiences". Who's going to bet against me that this won't happen by the 2012 Olympics?

Fat chance of that, lord sebastian. Hang on a sec, is that lord sebastian coe?

Not Desperate Dan Hi, I'm new. Does anyone want to show me around (smiles)?

I'd prefer it if you were Desperate. At least then you'd have brought cow pies with you.

Zine; 11th of September, 2007; 1/5.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Apr 2012 at 3:58 pm

River Phoenix

Best car movies

Tony, Barnet. Fave car flicks. Howz about a couple of 1971 classics? Vanishing Point (with Barry Newman) and the underrated Two Lane Blacktop with its weird pairing of musicians James Taylor and Dennis Wilson alongside serious actors Warren Oates and Harry Dean Stanton.

Bike movies: has to be Easy Rider (Phil Spector played the drug dealer- oops!) and the superb Electra Guide To Blue (1973). mondo, baile atha cliath

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 16th of April, 2009; 2/6.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Apr 2012 at 4:07 pm

River Phoenix

Olympic crackdown

I thought I'd drop by to see how Zine is settling into its fancy new home, with the stylised fonts and fanciness. I'm aware you've been there a while but I've been busy trainining butterflies. On browsing the pages; once again, I notice a distinct lack of the fantastic monochromatic creatures, penguins. Please rectify this.

TheUnitedTruth

No room for penguins on here: too much styled fanciness for that malarkey.

Zine; 11th of September, 2007; 2/5.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Apr 2012 at 4:10 pm

River Phoenix

presley no acting god

Mike, Middlesbrough: I couldn't have said it better! elvis presley was alright as a singer but not the god that everyone made him out to be. As for hs acting: my dog could act better. Nina, London

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 16th of April, 2009; 3/6.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Apr 2012 at 4:43 pm

River Phoenix

No penguins?

I missed Friday's Zine, and mondo says someone insulted me! Something about WLW and me in a TREE? Are you crazy? Do you know what these things can do to your shoes?

Whoever said it can get scuffed.

Almost Famous

Sorry, you missed it. You'll have to wait until the "Best of Zine" DVD (out Christmas, all good shops, 50p).

Zine; 11th of September, 2007; 3/5.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Apr 2012 at 4:47 pm

River Phoenix

Apology on Wolverine

I wanna apologise to the guys at Vortex- my letter on Wolverine that I sent the other day wasn't clear. I wasn't aiming my rant at yourself but to the rest of the idiots who downloaded the movie. It just gets to me when these people ruin it for everyone else (Crispin Glover as the riddler in the next Batman?). Trev Yates, leeds

Could you please enlighten me as to what this Wolverine business is all about? Faris, Putney

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 16th of April, 2009; 4/6.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Apr 2012 at 4:50 pm

River Phoenix

Sitting in a tree

It is a shame that it had to happen now, isn't it? I mean, it could have been so much better and have gone on for longer; but it was just not to be, I guess. What am I talking about? Answers on a postcard, please. Oh, and a return "Hey, hi" to the lovely Princess psycho.

Haryuu No Hanekata

I've no idea what you're talking about. Keeping schtum about your secret crush on Princess psycho, perhaps?

Zine; 11th of September, 2007; 4/5.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Apr 2012 at 4:58 pm

River Phoenix

Full Scream ahead

Like 'em or loathe 'em, Deep Rising had a great tagline in "Full Scream Ahead" and Cobra has a double whammy of "Crime is a disease, meet the cure"/ "This is where the law stops and he starts". My favourite is Gattaca's "There is no gene for the human spirit". Great film, great tagline! Damien, Birmingham

Re: Jerry Lewis and dean martin boxset- Lewis is about as funny as a smack in the head; at least dean could sing. Maggie, Glasgow

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 16th of April, 2009; 5/6.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Apr 2012 at 5:02 pm

River Phoenix

Why is this happening?

There is no excuse for the bad hair in Home Improvement.

Unless, of course, they were abducted by aliens and forced to cut their hair in ways that come from the skies, squashing them in styles dressed in irony.

One Winged Angel

That show's soooooooo 1990s. It's no wonder they've all got shocking barnets.

Zine; 11th of September, 2007; 5/5.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Apr 2012 at 5:06 pm

River Phoenix

QT is always on the qt

Tarantino is a garrulous, voluble movie director and speaks with real fervour about film. So I can never fathom why he records audio commentaries for other directors' DVDs, but not his own.

The most recent QT commentary I heard was for kung fu flick King Boxer and he was very insightful. Like to hear him opin one Grindhouse and Kill Bill. Rich, Aylesbury

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 16th of April, 2009; 6/6.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Apr 2012 at 5:25 pm

River Phoenix

Dead ducks and fish

satan's Rubber duck Nothing beats a takeaway at night. NOTHING.

You know what? You're right. Crispy aromatic (satan rubber duck) is my fave.

lord sebastian flyte WLW, I'm loving you on page 323 in October's Vogue, dear!

Ooh, do send me a copy so I can pin it to the wall.

Femme One of my goldfish died last night. Its name was Fish.

A moment's silence for Fish, if you please.

Zine; 12th of September, 2007; 1/5.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Apr 2012 at 5:30 pm

River Phoenix

The reason why people sneer at Madonna's earthquake aid is that $50, 000 is peanuts, bearing in mind his wealth. She has tight control over what she chooses to keep private, for that reason alone, her donations can easily be considered a publicity stunt.

She spoke about her investment in an African school to offset the damage to her image after adopting David. Madonna is all about self, always has been, and her music is naff too. Attilathehood

The Void; Teletext page 825; 17th of April, 2009; 1/7.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Apr 2012 at 8:45 pm

River Phoenix

Out of a pickle

Lovely WLW, I've been in a bit of a pickle recently, so please, please, can you pass my love on to my favourite Ziners, please? I would be ever so grateful.

It wasn't shoplifting, I promise.

satan's Little Helper

"Much love to sLH's favourite Ziners". You know who you are. Saying that, sLH has been away so long, you probably don't have a a clue.

Zine; 12th of September, 2007; 2/5.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Apr 2012 at 8:52 pm

River Phoenix

Doves' gig at Cambridge Corn Exchange on Wednesday was their third at the venue, and their best performance to an appreciative crowd, with There Goes The Fear and The Last Broadcast saved for a rousing finale. I just hope they don't leave it another four years again before coming back. Alison Smith

The song at the end of Smallville that Andrew asked about was Pioneer To The Falls by Interpol, from their Our Love To Admire. Pete McKay

The Void; Teletext page 825; 27th of April, 2009; 2/7.

Rayanne Graff

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6^th Apr 2012 at 2:16 pm

River Phoenix

I'm in the dark

Everyone remembers that day. Thousands gathered in Cornwall to witness a total eclipse of the world's largest ice cream cone.

Unfortunately, the historic event was overshadowed by the room eclipsing the sun on that very same day. Way to steal the thunder, cheeserock.

Psychic Potato

I remember that day. I fell asleep with all the cows when it went dark.

Zine; 12th of September, 2007; 3/5.

Rayanne Graff

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6^th Apr 2012 at 2:23 pm

River Phoenix

The Top 10 of MTV's The Greatest Album Ever (actually since 1981, when MTV began) was fairly predictable. Amy Winehouse, Arctic Monkeys' debut, Radiohead, U2, Nirvana, guns'n'roses, the first two Oasis albums... When it got down to the final three, I knew that Thriller would be No 1.

But who was at No 2? Craig David's Born To Do It! I nearly fell off my chair, and can only assume that Trevor Nelson rigged the votes. Pat Palloon

The Void; Teletext page 825; 17th of April, 2009; 3/7.

Rayanne Graff

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6^th Apr 2012 at 3:04 pm

River Phoenix

A simple life

I know I've been AWOL for a very long time but the story behind my absence is very simple. In fact, it's so simple, that some might deem it as well and so I will refrain from bothering you with my simple little tale and hope that my return is welcomed. And; no, idiots, I did not go on the Nicole Richie show called The Simple Life, I would not demean myself so.

TheUnitedTruth

You've been in prison with satan's Little Helper, haven't you?

Zine; 12th of September, 2007; 4/5.

Rayanne Graff

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6^th Apr 2012 at 3:07 pm

River Phoenix

I'm a tad surprised at Earls giving 8/10 to Twisted Wheel's eponymous debut album. To call it rudimentary is an understatement and the lyrics are awful. It's 5/10 at best.

Why are Voiders getting excited about The Beatles remasters? I own them on '60s vinyl. That's how it was heard then, and always should be. You can't get that '60s authenticity from digital remastering. I won't be going near the remasters. Adrian Brockett

The Void; Teletext page 825; 17th of April, 2009; 4/7.

Rayanne Graff

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6^th Apr 2012 at 3:10 pm

River Phoenix

From squirrels to chickens

I've discovered the cure for chickenpox. Cull all chickens!

Fresh off the back of my anti-squirrel campaign, I've realised that the cause of chicken pox is chicken coughing and giving us their pox. Thinking about it, what is a pox?

One Winged Angel

Heed my advice, angelface. Go back to concentrating on the squirrels.

Zine; 12th of September, 2007; 5/5.

Rayanne Graff

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6^th Apr 2012 at 3:14 pm

River Phoenix

If Gazzoir thinks he has a problem with bands not visiting Liverpool on tour, he should spare a thought for those of us who don't live in major cities. I'm in Swansea, and there will be people there worse off than me. Some bands go to Cardiff but that means missing the encore to get to the last train. Who is the most remote Voider? Lindsay Hassett

David is right to praise Later, but it's not the best music show on TV: it's the only one! Deprived McGraw

The Void; Teletext page 825; 17th of April, 2009; 5/7.

Rayanne Graff

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6^th Apr 2012 at 5:35 pm

River Phoenix

Sparki Dee Charley says, always tell your mummy before you go somewhere.

Why does that line suddenly make to feel like dancing?

Chrome Zone (Curator of Classic, Kitsch And Camp Culture) Self-cultivation is a life-long occupation. However, alongside many other unfashionable occupations, it is miserably underpaid.

An interesting musing, but far too intelligent for these pages.

Zine; 13th of September, 2007; 1/5.

Rayanne Graff

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6^th Apr 2012 at 5:46 pm

River Phoenix

The mono masters are the definitive way to listen to The Beatles. Digital remastering will take out all that's good in the songs. Ollie Beatle

Kurt Cobain's antics may have looked like fun to Gazzoir but I wonder how much fun Kurt himself was having? I've never thought of him as fun, bearing in mind the darkness of his ventures. The first Later was probably my favourite episode, but are Yeah Yeah Yeahs The Pretenders' love children? Eagle Biscuit

The Void; Teletext page 825; 17th of April, 2009; 6/7.

Rayanne Graff

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6^th Apr 2012 at 5:50 pm

River Phoenix

My Travels To The Pie Shop

Today consisted of a visit to the farm shop. £4.25 for a home-made apple pie? I laughed in their faces.

As an aside, it's time for you to come back to the zoo, WLW. I'll let you eat Pat Butcher. You've been on the run for long enough.

Junior Minister

Ooh, can I wear Pat's earrings? Can I, can I?

Zine; 13th of September, 2007; 2/5.

Rayanne Graff

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6^th Apr 2012 at 8:45 pm

River Phoenix

* The US Postal Service still uses mule trains to reach some post offices.

* Timbuktu is twinned with Hay-on-Wye in Wales.

* james murdoch was once a cartoonist for a satirical magazine.

10 things we didn't know last week; Ceefax page 129; 6th of April, 2012; 1/3.

Rayanne Graff

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6^th Apr 2012 at 9:11 pm

River Phoenix

RIP, Superdudemanthing

My uncle, Superdudemanthing, died last week and I got all his superhero powers in his will.

I've spent the last week considering what to do with my new-found superhero powers, when it struck me. I shall use them for evil! Why, you might ask. Well, for one, his hypnosis affects 60% of the population so I can brainwash them into worshipping me.

One Winged Angel

Gee, thanks! That's the storyline ruined for the next series of Heroes...

Zine; 13th of September, 2007; 3/5.

Rayanne Graff

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6^th Apr 2012 at 9:16 pm

River Phoenix

* king edward viii could surf. He is thought to have been the first British surfer to be photographed. Agatha Christie was a wave rider too.

* The shortest standard distance considered an "ultra-marathon" is 50km or 31.07 miles.

* Placing a stamp with the queen's head upside down on an envelope is not treason, or indeed against any rules.

* The celebrated Holy Thorn Tree of Glastonbury was not planted until 1951.

10 things we didn't know last week; Ceefax page 129; 6th of April, 2012; 2/3.

Rayanne Graff

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7^th Apr 2012 at 9:38 am

River Phoenix

Little Kitten's comeback

It's me- I'm back! I know you've missed me, WLW. I mean, it has been about five years since I wrote to Zine!

How have you coped without me? Plenty of damp pillows for you, eh? Well, cry no name! Just like Take That, I'm back for good!

Little Kitten delinquent

Yes, it's so very great to have you back. Just one small question: who the h*ll are you again?

Zine; 13th of September, 2007; 4/5.

Rayanne Graff

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7^th Apr 2012 at 9:41 am

River Phoenix

* You can buy socks made out of bamboo.

* Red Bull was originally called Red Water Buffalo.

* The US's smallest town had a population of one.

10 things we didn't know last week; Ceefax page 129; 6th of April, 2012; 3/3.

Rayanne Graff

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7^th Apr 2012 at 12:28 pm

River Phoenix

My New Teachers' Names...

... make the world a better place.

Mr Sprowt is quite amusing, but Mrs Riddiford has a name dreams are made of. Also, one of my science teachers is a "Dr". The name of my "house"? - "Chavassal". So I am officially a chav now, people (Ra, ra, ra- up the chavs... etc).

lord sebastian flyte

One of your science teachers a doctor, eh... who would have thought it?

Zine; 13th of September, 2007; 5/5.

Rayanne Graff

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7^th Apr 2012 at 12:33 pm

River Phoenix

Superman update news

As a big Superman fan, I had to tell you Warner Bros do have plans for a darker Superman film but Wachowski isn't directing it (thank God), and no director yet. Tom Welling has said he doesn't want to play Superman in a film. Shame! Matt, Sc*nthorpe

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 17th of April, 2009; 1/6.

Rayanne Graff

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7^th Apr 2012 at 2:10 pm

River Phoenix

Plan B

Unsuper Hero Since my attempts to bring about a Princess psycho and One Winged Angel fan club went bust, I say we all hold a ritual. Sacrificing lambs at dawn!

Are you sure you don't want another bash at that fan club?

Dead'N'Furious Oh, the horror! I've just discovered half a wasp in my leftover jam sandwich.

If it's half a jam sandwich, you can guess where the wasp's head has gone. Eow!

Zine; 14th of September, 2007; 1/5.

Rayanne Graff

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7^th Apr 2012 at 4:04 pm

River Phoenix

Dennehy is underrated

On the subject of underrated actors, I must add Brian Dennehy to the list. Chilling in To Catch a killer and great in First Blood. Any ideas as to what he's up to now? Mike, Grimsby

Vortex: Films coming up: Cat City, Every Day and Meet monica velour.

Underrated actor: Ryan Reynolds. I've just seen him in The Nines (great film) and can't wait for Wolverine. But does Vortex know where I can find Fireflies In The Garden? Please! Kellie, W-s-M

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 17th of April, 2009; 2/6.

Rayanne Graff

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7^th Apr 2012 at 4:14 pm

River Phoenix

Blasts from the past

Oh WLW, pretending you can't remember me. How I laughed! But I thought, seeing as I have resurfaced, what happened to the oldies like Fluffy The evil One, Grey Wolf of Norbex, The Brigadier, etc.? Are they still knocking about? Loving that pink feather boa, WLW.

Little Kitten delinquent

Oh, the boa; yes, I still have that. Believe it or not, I remain in touch with The Brigadier.

Zine; 14th of September, 2007; 2/5.

Rayanne Graff

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7^th Apr 2012 at 4:21 pm

River Phoenix

Point about car pics

My favourite movie on four wheels is Vanishing Point. Criminally underused, Barry Newman, who also sat behind the wheel in the exhilarating Fear Is The Key, proves to be the perfect foil to his Dodge muscle car in a film of haunting anti-authoritarian intensity. t rivers, suss*x

I would love Steven Spielberg to direct a Bond film. He has always wanted to, I am sure he would take a pay cut to do it. Anon, Teesside

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 17th of April, 2009; 3/6.

Rayanne Graff

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7^th Apr 2012 at 4:39 pm

River Phoenix

If Ziners were...

... from another direction

Insane Jam Sow: Sound Marmalade Bear
One Winged Angel: Two Armed devil
satan's Rubber Duck: God's Concrete Chicken
lord sebastian flyte: baron albastian york
WLW: BDP

Braindead Crisp (Psychic Potato)

And BDP stands for what, exactly?

Zine; 14th of September, 2007; 3/5.

Rayanne Graff

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7^th Apr 2012 at 4:44 pm

River Phoenix

Unsung British stars

If you're into underrated actors, look no further than Britain's Mark Strong and Tom Hardy. Strong is making his mark in films like The Young victoria, Body of Lies, RocknRolla, Stardust, Sunshine, Syriana and upcoming Sherlock Holmes and Robin Hood. Hardy is making his long-awaited breakthrough in bronson. alice, leeds

Of course, the leaked Wolverine is "disappointing"! It's an unfinished version! Nichol, Sutherland

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 17th of April, 2009; 4/6.

Rayanne Graff

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7^th Apr 2012 at 8:12 pm

River Phoenix

A cheery cheesy tale

Life is like a barrel of cheese.

It starts off all right.

It gets sloppy around the middle.

And then finally becomes mouldy at the end.

Life. (Sigh.)

Tree of Woe

That cheesy tale started well; but, after a while, it began to grate. In fact, it stank.

Zine; 14th of September, 2007; 4/5.

Rayanne Graff

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7^th Apr 2012 at 8:17 pm

River Phoenix

New freddy witless

The story of freddy in the Elm Street remake is different. No longer a killer of 20 kids let off on a technicality, and no wise cracking wit. He has little dialogue. Nancy is in it (and the bath scene). Robert Englund will cameo as a school doctor. Mark, Surrey

You give a Superman answer but then say info is readily available on the net. Not everyone has the net. R Nahid, Btm

Vortex: You're on the internet- we read your Facebook insults each week.

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 17th of April, 2009; 5/6.

Rayanne Graff

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7^th Apr 2012 at 8:24 pm

River Phoenix

Wanted

I think it's about time I got myself another rival. I've got an associate in Princess psycho; but, ever since Enigma left, my violent tendencies feel incomplete. I also want a sidekick because I want a motorbike with a sidecar. My sidekick should be weaker than me, not as cool as me, not as pretty as me and dress in colours I don't wear.

One Winged Angel

Mmm. I'm sure the Ziners will be kicking your door down for that role.

Zine; 14th of September, 2007; 5/5.

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

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Emma: Hi VR...

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Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

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Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

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