An Interview With Sniggledywingwong.

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Megazine Letters.

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18th Sept 2009 at 11:55 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Tristian Sniggledywingwong said we can make a big interview for the Discussion About Megazine thread. It would be really cool and interesting, I hope. We could ask lots of questions about Megazine and all his letters and songs and bestest Megaziners, and also lots of other questions and word associations too.
Also, lots of questions about books and music and So Solid Crew, too.
I hope it is a cool idea! :-[

Please does anyone want to make any questions at-all? - Please can you send them to the Megazine Letters account again. It would be really helpful!


Rayanne Graff

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18th Sept 2009 at 11:56 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

(i'll send some questions soon.)

Megazine Letters.

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29th Sept 2009 at 1:37 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Please does anyone else want to make any questions at-all? It would be really cool!
I am going to send all the questions to Sniggy on friday, I hope.

Megazine Letters.

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26th Oct 2009 at 12:00 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

*An Interview With SniggledyWingWong.*
Questions by David-James and Strawberry, and also lots of old questions too.

Yo, all 'ziners! I just got home,
From a tough day working my lungs to the bone:
There's a bit of the road, all hard and stony,
It's sectioned off, says "Solo MCs only".
I rap there daily, bitches never pay me,
Guy parked his bike but it didn't sway me,
In fact, its siren dropped a bangin' beat,
so I wallowed as I hollered on the tarmac street.
He came and spat lyric, say "disturbin da peace",
It was Officer Wilcox, of the Swindon police!
I say "Move, Wilcox, can't you see it says 'solo'?"
Now I'm home, on my own, with a brand new ASBO!
Check it!

Howcome you really like Megazine?
Each day, the letters all pile in,
Helps me out with mah crazy freestylin'!

Who are your bestest Mega-ziners ever?
The majority of them I find to be totally whack,
'Cept for Topper, the Cynic and Farmer Jack,
Another one to mention, though it ain't no thing,
Would be The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning.

Which Mega-ziners do you think are really bad and annoying?
I got no time if they got no rhyme.

Which Mega-ziners have influenced all your letters?
None my man, cos I'm the original! The Alpha and Omega,
I'm the Magnavox Odyssey and all others are Sega!

Where does the inspiration for your letters come from?
When I write rhymes I go blind and let the Lord do his thing.
That's a Tupac lyric. If I copy him...Kerching!

Where did the name Sniggledywingwong come from?
I was writing my first higgledypiggledy sing-song,
and I needed some word to rhyme with 'bigoted ping-pong'.
(note: this is also how the rapper Gorringe got his name).

What types of letters do you think are really neat and cool?
'ph' instead of 'f'.

Creative and ignored or boring and famous?
I'm so undagroun, it's only archaeologists really get me, ya dig?

If you'd never found 'Zine, what would you be like now?
Not so solid.

Who is the best out of you, Paddy Irishman and Colonial Foot Soldier?
I'm so much better than both those fools that I should be called Patrick the Old Irish Feet Man Soldier!
Although that sounded stupid, so I went with Sniggledywingwong instead.

Fudge or Chocolate?
Is this a black thing?

Which is your bestest Simpsons character?
The guy who tries to get Marge to say "I wanna C U P".

What's your favourite Simpsons episode?
The episode that the above guy was in.

What are your bestest books and movies and bands?
Scarface is the answer to all those questions.

What are your bestest song lyrics?
Watching an they're plottin an they're watchin my scars.
Watching an they're plottin an they're watchin my stops.
Watching an they're plottin an they're watchin my crops.
Never gonna stop.
Never gonna stop.

That's deep, man....

Who are all your role models and heroes?
Alesha Dixon. Not only is she an awesome judge on the Dancing with Scars show, but she does a lot of housework too.

Who are your bestest rappers?
Sniggledywingwong, Sniggle D, Sniggles, Sniggy, Mr. Snig. I'M THE GREATEST MAN!

Who are all your influences?

What are your bestest memories about So Solid Crew?
(As Mr. Wong's lawyer, I'm afraid I must interject at this point and say that my client cannot answer this question due to current ongoing legal proceedings)

Who are your current celebrity crushes?
I'd love to give a sexual virus to Miley Cyrus.

What do you think of the X Factor? C'mon, we all know you love it!
The afro dude. Its like, Dude! You have an afro! And you ain't full black or nuffink!

Would you like to make a Live Aid-stylee protest song at-all, ever?
Protest songs are for whack sell-outs. Like I protested in my song "Protest Songs Are For Whack Sell-Outs".

Do you think it is silly lots of rappers just rap about themselves? Howcome they do not run out of things to say? Do you think you should make songs about ideas and opinions?
You can rap about anything. I once rapped about a rapper eating a Snickers from the wrapper, but he had a nut intolerance so he had to use the crapper. It literally took less time to write it than to think of it.

Bitches or ho's?
My ho's are bitches, but at least my bitches don't have as many diseases. Damn, this is the toughest one yet.

Guns or knives?
Guns don't kill people. 'Cept Tupac, Biggie...damn, I gotta get me a gun.

Which do you like best: Daddy or chips?
My father worked hard all his life. I didn't, and now I'm more successful. So I say chips have to win this one.

Do you like to affix "izzle" to the end of random words?
No. I am most offended by your ignorant stereotypingizzle.

Do you ever wear gold chains or other forms of bling?
Nah, I just buy a chain, then get the outline of it tattoed on my body, then throw it away. Less maintenance.

Do you have any enemies or rivals? If so, who are they?
When me and Yagetme started out together, he stole some of my lyrics and released it as his own song. He called it "I love my best friend Sniggledywingwong". IT'S NOT RIGHT MAN, I WROTE THAT SONG FOR ME!

If you were to describe yourself in 18 words, what would they be and in what order?
Limousine riding, jet flying, wheeling dealing, kiss stealing, girl kissing, brain cells missing, trail blazing, son of a...

If you had the choice of being a dragon or a centaur, which would you be and why?
Why choose? Just gimme some blow and I'll be whatever you want me to be. I would wink at this point but I'm no longer allowed to do that.

Name something really popular that you hate.
Les Dennis. He doesn't sound like that old chick from Coronation Street

Name something really hated that you like.
Simon Cowell. He's pretty fly for a white guy.

Why should you use all your superhero powers for evil?
'Cos they all made fun of me as a kid. Made fun of my name. Called me SniggledywingDong, or SniggledywingWrong. Hows a kid supposed to cope with such cruel jibes man?

How phat are you, on a scale of 1 to 10?

What is your most embaressing moment?
I was the support act for Jay-Z one night, and he asked me for my autograph. It was cool. But then I accidently wrote To Jay-Z instead of To Jay-Z. Why they have one letter that you can pronounce 2 ways man? Why?

Please can you tell everyone a secret secret about you?
Both of my parents are white. Don't go not tellin' no-one.

Which historical figure do you identify with?
Martin Luther King Jr. Cos I was named after my daddy too.

What is your earliest memory?
The last word of the last line I rapped.

Do you believe in aliens?
They took me one night. No they didn't.

Do you believe in ghosts?
Tupac came into my room one night. His head was all messed up, like he'd been shot. The next day, I found out Biggie had been killed. I was on a lot of horse tranqs back then though.

Do you ever worry that the world will be taken over by zombies? If this happened, how would you deal with it?
Most of my fans are mindless idiots anyway so I think I'll be a'ight. They ain't gonna be reading this are they?

What is your favourite thing you have done in 2009 so far?
Released my new album called "This is it!". Damn Jacko ruined all the publicity on that one though.

Did you make any New Year's resolutions for 2009 at-all?
Yeah. And I wrote it down. Look here, it says "Don't do any interviews cos you always insult your fans". I'm not sure why I wrote that though. Do you always insult your fans? You don't seem like the kinda guy who would. You should hold onto this anyway though. My fans can't read so I'll be fine.

Which 'Ziners do you really want to meet...
i) to get drunk with? Briggie.
ii) to discuss the state of the enviroment? Briggie.
iii) to eat cookies with? Briggie. He's like a Japanese Biggie Smalls.

Word Association. (Please can you think of a word to describe everyone).
- ANBY...I can't rhyme with that. Oh wait, one word...sorry. Start again...Manby.
- Apologetic Breadstick...Sick.
- DeLorean that got struck by lightning...Electrifying.
- Elden Ray...Elton's Gay.
- emma-the-'lil-angel...QUIT SENDING ME FAN MAIL!
- Farmer Jack...Farmer Black.
- Freshly Squeezed Cynic...If I tried to copy him, I'd be a Freshly Squeezed Mimic.
- Griffplar of Doom...Shake-shake-shake the room.
- Insane Jam Sow...Mental Cow.
- Juinor Minister...Stair bannister.
- Little Blue Fox...Totally rocks.
- Lilac Leopard...In a leotard.
- Lord Sebastian Flyte...Wears clothes tight.
- Mancomb Seepgood/Lewis Gumdrops...Sex mops.
- Menome...Not sure how this is pronounced.
- Mondo Ray...Elton's boyfriend is also gay.
- One Winged Angel...Hair gel.
- Pablo Marmite...A'ight!
- Paddy Irishman...Kick the Lucozade can.
- Princess Psycho...Go go go!
- Satan's Little Helper...Yelper.
- Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House...Fectorspouse?
- Spiky Stuy...reitjerpoijpicgjbfvpd.
- The Doc...The Doc.
- The Silent Majority...Stick it to the authority.
- TheUnitedTruth...The Mighty Boosh.
- Topper...Ain't no copper.
- Vigilante Maelstrom...Pale thumb.
- WLW...Hubbaloo.


EvilTongs: It's definitely a day of some sort
Dinglebutt: Wednesday.... *takes long drag of cigarette*.... Now that's a name I've not heard in many a year.....
Claire: Pals and pals, it is FNSIC again tomorrow, please let me know if you need the details.
Πανδώρα: Testicle.
Claire: Hi guys, I’m Tess Ticle and welcome to my TED talk
Lucozade Lover: Activity in 2020? Hooray, nice to see VR life.
Claire: I’d not go that far...a lovely lovely zombie perhaps
EvilTongs: It was bizarre how a group of us spontaneously returned when the pandemic stuff kicked off.
Vel: Bizarre or playing the long game? Hmmm, Mr Tongs?
Bellatrixa: I'm just here to reset my password and go about my business, trying not to cringe too much at how I was affected by the abusive f*ckwit I was living with towards the end of my time on this site.
Πανδώρα: AAAARRRGHHH. That is all.
Claire: Lisa I love Lisa, kindest regards to Lisaaaaa
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Eating Jaffa Cakes thinking about WLW...
Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
IGH: Just who was The Brigadier
ratammer: squeak


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