Ultimate 'Ziner Project 2 - Final Round!

Quote: ApologeticSquirrel

Quote: Topper

One of my favourite producers is a guy named Tipper, which I thought was a really cool name and as I didn't want to just steal it I changed the 'i' to an 'o' and somehow came out with Topper.

And that's the rather boring end to that mystery...

But what was your very old email address about? Tipperad?

Tipper, obv. Ad? Wat?

tipper@yahoo.co.uk was taken so I had to add a couple of letters...A = Alex, D = David (my middle name)

By the way, mates, did everyone here how Farmer Jack got his name? Well, being a racist, Martin decided to become a farmer and after 2/3 years farming loyalty and rainbows on his farm in Kingstonian, he lost his sanity in a combine harvester accident one Wednesday evening. Every day since he referred to himself as Farmer Jacques because obviously, he assumed himself to be French but didn't know the French for Farmer. His mother, Shirley Bassey corrected him and insisted he changed the Jacques to Jack and when he invented the computer in 1997 he started writing e-mails to randow e-mail addresses until he eventually got on Mega-zine using that alias. Ta da.

Personally I think it means he should buy me a bunny.

*Round 7 - Results.*

1. Topper - Paddy Irishman (11-4).
2. Freshly Squeezed Cynic - Vigilante Maelstrom (9-6).

Thank you for voting!

I could not choose these last few rounds. At all.

Topper

Tops. Was this the same final as last time? Can we do a Eurovision type poll as well maybe? This whole knock out thing seems rather arbitary.

Quote: mancombseepgood

Tops.  Was this the same final as last time?  Can we do a Eurovision type poll as well maybe?  This whole knock out thing seems rather arbitary.

Almost. I was in the final round last year too as me and Alan got equal votes in the round before that

Topper.

Topper.

i enjoyed it, it's funny that Alex won again.

Yeah, well done, Alex. i did think that maybe someone else would win this time, but it makes more sense to have one ultimate Ziner than two.

Quote: Wierd_Welshgirl

Seeing as there is no Zine now, there's not really much chance for someone other than Alex to win this if it's done next year!
Can't we just make him Grand High Emperor and have done with it?

There will always be a Zine, even though there isn't.

Also, there probably won't be a project next year as it isn't an annual thing.

I counted all the votes for everyone.
It is really surprising, I think.
I hope it is ok!

*Top 100.
1. Freshly Squeezed Cynic - 85 out of 103 votes.
2. Topper - 73.
3. Elden Ray - 57.
4. Little Blue Fox - 57.
5. Insane Jam Sow - 55.
6. Paddy Irishman - 54.
7. Lilac Leopard - 53.
8. Vigilante Maelstrom/Rose Timp - 53.
9. Samurai Hedgehog - 45.
10. The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning - 43.
11. The Hoopiest Frood - 43.
12. Junior Minister - 42.
13. Mancomb Seepgood - 42.
14. Pablo Marmite - 40.
15. Uneducated Wombat - 39.
16. Arrant Nerds Boxes Yodeller - 35.
17. Big Bob Flapper - 35.
18. Elusive Moose - 35.
19. Farmer Jack - 35.
20. Broccoli The Evil One - 34.
21. Lawful Hippo - 34.
22. 1929 - 33.
23. Apologetic Breadstick - 33.
24. Sykopathic Mushroom - 33.
25. Sir Whence Pitchfork - 32.
26. Caged Liberty - 31.
27. Parsley Possum - 31.
28. Spadorexxa - 30.
29. Completely Underwhelmed - 29.
30. Mortal Wombat - 29.
31. Silvan Draconis - 29.
32. Lara Croft - 27.
33. The Doc - 27.
34. WLW - 27.
35. Dark Grey Wolf Of Norbex - 26.
36. Pint-Sized Pineapple - 26.
37. Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House - 26.
38. Dissimulation - 25.
39. Galder Weatherwax's Hat - 25.
40. TheUnitedTruth - 25.
41. Dalek - 24.
42. One Winged Angel - 24.
43. Zaganza - 24.
44. Haryuu No Hanekata - 22.
45. The One With Little Significance - 22.
46. The Silent Majority - 22.
47. He Who Loves to Skank - 21.
48. Little Becky BigMouth - 21.
49. Menome - 21.
50. Grimble Gromble - 20.
51. Penfold - 20.
52. The Friendly Prophet of Doom - 20.
53. Tooth Of Wisdom - 20.
54. YeahYeahYeah - 20.
55. Jeff the Jiff - 19.
56. Luco El Loco - 19.
57. The Spontaneously Combusting Penguin - 19.
58. Brass Monki - 18.
59. Sugared Vemon - 17.
60. Wibble - 17.
61.Fluffy the Evil One - 16.
62. Plughole Fantasy - 16.
63.The Brigadier - 16.
64. Undeniable Me - 16.
65. Lassie the Evil One - 15.
66. LoonyPandora - 15.
67. Peppermint Patty - 15
68. The Psychodelic Gloom - 15.
69. Satan's Little Helper - 15.
70. Osiris - 14.
71. Super Nintendo Chalmers - 14.
72. Captain Stupendo - 13.
73. Lime Green Puzzle Piece - 13.
74. Psychic Potato - 13.
75. Savage Cabbage - 13.
76. Secluded Rainbow - 13.
77. She Who Lost the Plot - 13.
78. The Owl of Bewilderment - 13.
79. Uneducated Shampoo - 13.
80. Curly Cow - 12.
81. Dr Namgge - 12.
82. Sex Jones - 12.
83. Bob Bob the Bob - 11.
84. Concrete Donkey - 11.
85. Killer Bunny - 11.
86. Infinite Spark - 11.
87. Lost In Translation - 11.
88. Mr. Lister. Gay - 11.
89. Ms Jane Lane - 11.
90. Satan's Rubber Duck - 11.
91. Scruffy, Blackburn - 11.
92. Seren Arain - 11.
93.Squirrel of Doom - 11.
94. The Man With The Golden Bun - 11.
95. The Sexy Penguin - 11.
96. A Tractor Called Spam - 10.
97. Babushka's Futtocks - 10.
98. Enchanted Rose - 10.
99. Frodo Mercury, Hobbit Warrior - 10.
100. Howlin' Pelle - 10.

*101 to 128.
101. Interesting Chair - 10.
102. Jacobean Skatepunk - 10.
103. Little Miss Clara - 10.
104. Lord Charles - 10.
105. Monk McManus - 10.
106.Sweet Smell of Psychosis - 10.
107. The Amazing Bouncing Ferret - 10.
108. The Wonky Gnome - 10.
109. Xiaolin Dragon of Wood - 10.
110. Fibreglass Monkey - 9.
111. Fighting Torque - 9.
112. Qwerty Keyboards are out of Stock? - 9.
113. Sapphistification - 9.
114. Some Random Piece of Randomness - 9.
115. Delerium Trigger - 8.
116. Dr Robb, PhD - 8.
117. Luminous Froot - 8.
118. Skutterbob - 8.
119. Stouffer - 8.
120. Dave the Rave - 8.
121. Broken Bubbles - 7.
122. Jesse Cynic - 7.
123. Geoff the Ref - 7.
124. Me and My Insanity - 7.
125. The French Cat Lover - 7.
126. Suffregette Undertaker - 6.
127. The Suited Stranger - 6.
128. Xena Lollipop Lady - 6.

*Also...
The Gutless Wonder - 5.
Nighttime Sunshine - 5.
New New Model - 5.
Dimgirl from the Mole Hole - 5.
D*ck, Head Office - 5.
Earnies Rubber Duck - 5.
Duchess Pandora of Ormondroyd - 5.
The Fresh Prince of Luton - 5.
Six - 5.
SniggledyWingWong - 5.
The Lightning Lady - 5.
The Janitor/Sweeper 128 - 5.
The Flying Turnip - 5.
The Frumpy Squirrel - 5.
Pavel Nedved's Bedspread - 5.
Cool Hand Bob - 5.
Queen of the Troubled Teens - 5.
Blonde Butterfly - 5.
Princess Psycho - 5.
Jaded Dragon - 5.
Earl Jones Junior - 5.
Gerty and her Onions - 5.
Lola Cherry Cola - 5.
Infernal Feline - 5.
Milton and Me - 5.
Gothbabe - 4.
Manky Horrible Brussel Sprout - 4.
Ellie The Vampire Slayer - 4.
The Fishmonger of Doom - 4.
Demented Wheelie Bin From Hell - 4.
Mystical Starfish - 4.
Clive Eats Alligators - 4.
Pedantic 252 - 4.
GriffinsAnatomy - 4.
Moogle Wannabe VII - 4.
Lady of the Garden Shed - 4.
Lord Sebastian Flyte - 4.
Dreamweaver - 4.
Grillamo - 4
Miss Snaz - 4.
Sophia Wisdom - 4.
Friend of the 18th Century - 4.
Jingle - 4.
Miss Whiskers - 3.
Enigma - 3.
The One With The Mighty Antlers - 3.
Polly's Cracker - 3.
Crinkle-Cut Beetroot - 3.
The Gingerbread Frog - 3.
Red XVII - 3.
Alan Thompson's Left Leg - 3.
Misunderstood Falpdoodle - 3.
Bleep the Robot - 3.
Gothic Fairy - 3.
Karma Policewoman - 3.
The Twirly Catcher - 3.
Anxious Aardvark - 3.
Darth Hideous - 3.
Little Miss Sunshine - 3.
Mongoose/Griffplar of Doom - 3.
Small Black Rose - 3.
Tallulah the Turquoise Witch - 3.
Papa Lazarus - 3.
Frolicking Sheep - 3.
The Mogtrix - 3.
IceBlink Luck/Not a trendie not one of you either - 2.
Negative Creep - 2.
Marmaduke Twist - 2.
Pyjama Princess - 2.
emma-the-lil-angel - 2.
Jumbo Beam - 2.
Savo - 2.
Evil Atheist - 2.
Little Kitten Delinquent - 2.
Helga Hufflepuff's Hat - 2.
Mondo Ray - 2.
Almous Famous - 2.
Splat Meringue - 2.
Anathema - 2.
Fat Sow - 2.
Evil Tongs - 2.
So Many Fish - 2.
The Lilac Pilgrim - 1.
Kate Cobain - 1.
Miss Manics - 1.
Miss World - 1.
Daggsy - 1.
He Who Forgot His Name - 1.
Laura Herself - 1.
Nicky Wire's Dyson - 1.
Kilted Englishman - 1.
HP Baaxter - 1.
Triangular Frostbite - 1.
Azhag The Slaughterer - 1.
Banana-Flavoured Lemon - 1.
Femme - 1
Cardio Smardio - 1.
The Vampire of ye olde Hinkytown - 1.
Kohl Scuttle - 1.
The Viking Horde - 1.
Souroff, Dark Lord of Dormor - 1.
Zadanius, King of the Jews - 1.
Black Widow - 1.
Schizo NumberThree - 1.
Captain Spiky - 1.
The Barking Tree - 1.
Subatomic Genius - 1.
Hog-Nosed Skunk Flea - 0.
GeEk Or UnIqUe - 0.
Ginga Ninja - 0.
The Sheep With Nowhere To Sleep - 0.
Spiky Stuy - 0.
Naff Naff Bob Face - 0.
Gnuffo1 - 0.
Mr Farenheit - 0.
Mama Goth - 0.
Mathius Mortimer Zulu - 0.
The Girl With No Name - 0.
He Who Lost His Marbles - 0.
Anime Buddy - 0.
Apocalypse Maybe - 0.
Klim Detraopave - 0.
Ununsual Suspect - 0.
Urban Hero - 0.
Sacred Monkey Dust - 0.
Daddypoos - 0.

(It's because it's quality, not quantity.) :-* :-*

That and the fact that Stu has a wife who is so lovely, wonderful and modest.