Saturday Showcase - December 2008.
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You! Me! Milkshakes!
Please vote for your bestest letter in December.
The closing date for all the votes is 20/1/2009.
Please vote!
1. To Rusty Regan.
Hey! I have put you in a list. It is my People Who Complain No One Notices Them After Writing Two Completely Unnoticeable And Unremarkable Letters list:
1. Rusty Regan.
That is all. Oh noes! I am turning into a bitter Princess Psycho cliche! I will have to unleash the obscure Anime references on myself. Again.
Miss Whiskers.
'Ziners can be so cruel.
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2. One of two ways.
A man walks into a doctor's with a steering wheel down his trousers. The doctor says: "I bet that's annoying!" The man says: "Of course it is, it's really painful! Are you a real doctor?" The doctor then looks deflated that his attempt at humour failed, but helps the man. The man's health quickly turned a corner.
Colonial Foot Soldier.
All signs indicated he'd go right eventually...
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3. Literally.
My feet are literally blocks of ice. I could literally eat you/ put you in my pocket. My feet are literally stuck to the floor, and so on. Naturally, there are funnier examples. However I do implore you all to sign the "Literally Petition" against misuse of this word. It is as bad as abusing children and animals. Anyone who commits this crime will be punished by having their head literally chopped off.
Elden Ray.
I'm literally signing up right now.
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4. If Ziners were Superpowers.
- Rose Timp - Eye lasres (it is reall cool!).
- The Ziner Who Wasn't There - Invisibility (he has disappeared! Or has he...?)
- Juicy Strawberry - Heal people with her mind (it is really kind and helpful).
- Jumbo Beam - Thought control (everyone should think correct thoughts instead of their silly errors and mistakes).
- WLW - The Force (it binds everything together).
The Soul Cake Duck.
So, who gets to be the cheerleader?
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5. You two.
PI: I'm listening to Bad by U2.
SB: That's not Bad.
PI: I know, pretty good isn't it?
SB: I think that's Even Better Than The Real Thing.
PI: I wouldn't know, I've never heard it live.
SB: You're not going to give me any funny lines to say are you?
PI: Sniggledywingwong!
Paddy Irishman and The Shamrocking Bogman.
Don't worry - I haven't got one either.
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6. Fishes and screams.
If wishes were fishes and dreams were screams, that'd be weird. Pinocchio would be fishing on a star. Bing Crosby would be screaming for a White Christmas. Well-fishers would be fishing you a Merry Christmas, and that all your screams come true.
If it ever happened, I think I'd dream.
Paddy Irishman.
Lots of my dreams are about fishes and screams (and also Pamplemeese). I should not drink so much coffee, I think!
Please vote!
The closing date for all the votes is 20/1/2009.
Please vote!
1. To Rusty Regan.
Hey! I have put you in a list. It is my People Who Complain No One Notices Them After Writing Two Completely Unnoticeable And Unremarkable Letters list:
1. Rusty Regan.
That is all. Oh noes! I am turning into a bitter Princess Psycho cliche! I will have to unleash the obscure Anime references on myself. Again.
Miss Whiskers.
'Ziners can be so cruel.
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2. One of two ways.
A man walks into a doctor's with a steering wheel down his trousers. The doctor says: "I bet that's annoying!" The man says: "Of course it is, it's really painful! Are you a real doctor?" The doctor then looks deflated that his attempt at humour failed, but helps the man. The man's health quickly turned a corner.
Colonial Foot Soldier.
All signs indicated he'd go right eventually...
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3. Literally.
My feet are literally blocks of ice. I could literally eat you/ put you in my pocket. My feet are literally stuck to the floor, and so on. Naturally, there are funnier examples. However I do implore you all to sign the "Literally Petition" against misuse of this word. It is as bad as abusing children and animals. Anyone who commits this crime will be punished by having their head literally chopped off.
Elden Ray.
I'm literally signing up right now.
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4. If Ziners were Superpowers.
- Rose Timp - Eye lasres (it is reall cool!).
- The Ziner Who Wasn't There - Invisibility (he has disappeared! Or has he...?)
- Juicy Strawberry - Heal people with her mind (it is really kind and helpful).
- Jumbo Beam - Thought control (everyone should think correct thoughts instead of their silly errors and mistakes).
- WLW - The Force (it binds everything together).
The Soul Cake Duck.
So, who gets to be the cheerleader?
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5. You two.
PI: I'm listening to Bad by U2.
SB: That's not Bad.
PI: I know, pretty good isn't it?
SB: I think that's Even Better Than The Real Thing.
PI: I wouldn't know, I've never heard it live.
SB: You're not going to give me any funny lines to say are you?
PI: Sniggledywingwong!
Paddy Irishman and The Shamrocking Bogman.
Don't worry - I haven't got one either.
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6. Fishes and screams.
If wishes were fishes and dreams were screams, that'd be weird. Pinocchio would be fishing on a star. Bing Crosby would be screaming for a White Christmas. Well-fishers would be fishing you a Merry Christmas, and that all your screams come true.
If it ever happened, I think I'd dream.
Paddy Irishman.
Lots of my dreams are about fishes and screams (and also Pamplemeese). I should not drink so much coffee, I think!
Please vote!
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You! Me! Milkshakes!
The bestest letters in December were "To Rusty Regan" by Miss Whiskers, "You Two" by Paddy Irishman and The Shamrocking Bogman, and "Fishes and Screams" by Paddy Irishman.
They all got 2 out of 8 votes.
Well dones!
To Rusty Regan.
Hey! I have put you in a list. It is my People Who Complain No One Notices Them After Writing Two Completely Unnoticeable And Unremarkable Letters list:
1. Rusty Regan.
That is all. Oh noes! I am turning into a bitter Princess Psycho cliche! I will have to unleash the obscure Anime references on myself. Again.
Miss Whiskers.
'Ziners can be so cruel.
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You two.
PI: I'm listening to Bad by U2.
SB: That's not Bad.
PI: I know, pretty good isn't it?
SB: I think that's Even Better Than The Real Thing.
PI: I wouldn't know, I've never heard it live.
SB: You're not going to give me any funny lines to say are you?
PI: Sniggledywingwong!
Paddy Irishman and The Shamrocking Bogman.
Don't worry - I haven't got one either.
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Fishes and screams.
If wishes were fishes and dreams were screams, that'd be weird. Pinocchio would be fishing on a star. Bing Crosby would be screaming for a White Christmas. Well-fishers would be fishing you a Merry Christmas, and that all your screams come true.
If it ever happened, I think I'd dream.
Paddy Irishman.
Lots of my dreams are about fishes and screams (and also Pamplemeese). I should not drink so much coffee, I think!
*Thank you for voting!
They all got 2 out of 8 votes.
Well dones!
To Rusty Regan.
Hey! I have put you in a list. It is my People Who Complain No One Notices Them After Writing Two Completely Unnoticeable And Unremarkable Letters list:
1. Rusty Regan.
That is all. Oh noes! I am turning into a bitter Princess Psycho cliche! I will have to unleash the obscure Anime references on myself. Again.
Miss Whiskers.
'Ziners can be so cruel.
-----
You two.
PI: I'm listening to Bad by U2.
SB: That's not Bad.
PI: I know, pretty good isn't it?
SB: I think that's Even Better Than The Real Thing.
PI: I wouldn't know, I've never heard it live.
SB: You're not going to give me any funny lines to say are you?
PI: Sniggledywingwong!
Paddy Irishman and The Shamrocking Bogman.
Don't worry - I haven't got one either.
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Fishes and screams.
If wishes were fishes and dreams were screams, that'd be weird. Pinocchio would be fishing on a star. Bing Crosby would be screaming for a White Christmas. Well-fishers would be fishing you a Merry Christmas, and that all your screams come true.
If it ever happened, I think I'd dream.
Paddy Irishman.
Lots of my dreams are about fishes and screams (and also Pamplemeese). I should not drink so much coffee, I think!
*Thank you for voting!
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* Πανδώρα:
Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff:
Happy Easter.
IGH:
Just who was The Brigadier
ratammer:
squeak
Debs|OWA:
o/
IGH:
Wibble
Vel:
*sigh*
Emma:
Hi VR...
Princess Psycho:
Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire:
SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover:
Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot:
Happy new year <3
Claire:
BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff:
Happy Easter.
Emma:
So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma:
I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma:
I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma:
It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma:
A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.