An Interview With Haryuu No Hanekata.
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You! Me! Milkshakes!
Alex said we can make a big interview for the Discussion About Megazine thread. It would be really cool and interesting, I hope. We could ask lots of questions about Megazine and all his letters and bestest Megaziners, and also lots of other questions and word associations too.
Also, lots of questions about books and music too.
I hope it is a cool idea. :-[
Please does anyone want to make any questions at-all? - Please can you send them to the Megazine Letters account again. It would be really helpful!
(PS. I asked Mark about an interview too, but he does not want to do it at-all).
Also, lots of questions about books and music too.
I hope it is a cool idea. :-[
Please does anyone want to make any questions at-all? - Please can you send them to the Megazine Letters account again. It would be really helpful!
(PS. I asked Mark about an interview too, but he does not want to do it at-all).
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You! Me! Milkshakes!
I am going to send all the questions to Alex on december 21st, I hope.
You! Me! Milkshakes!
*An Interview With Haryuu No Hanekata.*
Questions by Colin, David-James, James and Strawberry.
Who are your bestest Mega-ziners ever?
I think it's got to be Farmer Jack, and recently Colin and Barry are by far the best.
Who are your bestest Mega-ziners at the moment?
Colin and Barry.
Which Mega-ziners do you think are really bad and annoying?
Mondo. And Emma-the-lil'-Angel, of course.
Which Mega-ziners have influenced all your letters?
No one really, except for about a week I spent arguing with Antonia.
Where does the inspiration for your letters come from?
The crazy elves inside my head.
What types of letters do you think are really neat and cool?
Funny ones that don't just take someone else's idea to be funny.
Creative and ignored or boring and famous?
Creative and boring.
What does Haryuu No Hanekata mean?
'The winged one of the lowest reaches.'
If you'd never found 'Zine, what would you be like now?
A bit more miserable, and ready to explode with anger at random customers.
What do you think of Digital 'Zine? Better or worse?
I miss Davord. That is my complete opinion at this time.
Fudge or Chocolate?
Cadbury Fudge. 10p chocolate is the best.
Which is your bestest Simpsons character?
A tie between Frank Grimes and Hank Scorpio.
What's your favourite Simpsons episode?
You Only Move Twice.
What are your bestest books and movies and bands?
Books - The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy and pretty much everything by R.A. Salvatore and William King.
Movies - Anything with Will Smith. Or lightsabers.
Bands - Steely Dan, Ash and Turisas live.
What was your favourite TV show as a child?
It's a three way toss-up between Fireman Sam, Trumpton and Thomas the Tank Engine.
What is your favourite hat?
Well, since I only own ONE, it has to be that one, doesn't it?
What song gets you dancing?
I don't dance. You can ask anyone who's been out when I've been there.
What song makes you cry?
There isn't one. I don't find songs make me that emotional, except when they're exceptionally well sung, and then it just makes me feel uplifted.
What's the best Christmas song ever?
Christmas is Awesome by Reuben.
What's the last book you didn't bother finishing?
Tess of the D'ubervilles. It's dull as f*ck, I think I managed to get halfway through before slinging it across the room.
What was your best film of 2008?
The Dark Knight. Out of the three I think I went to see.
If you could choose your own name but it had to be Russian, what would it be?
Something ridiculously long with an insane amount of V's in it.
Aren't you glad this question isn't about Muse?
No, then I could complain about them even more.
Do you in fact always wear a hat as your reputation and our brief time together would suggest?
I do not, it is saved for special occasions. In fact, Dan has meet me at times where it's taken him literally hours to notice I'm not wearing it.
Are you scared of ghosts?
I'm scared of things that don't exist.
Hoverboards or lightsabers?
Lightsabers.
What thnigs did you really want for Christmas?
A new MP3 player. I got it as well.
What's the best Christmas present you've had?
Either the amp I got last year. Or many moons ago when I got a PS1. Which still works.
Do you like buying presents? Do you worry you bought really bad and silly things?
I love buying things for people, I wish I had someone who wouldn't mind me randomly buying things for them. Also, I always buy fantastic presents for people.
What did the world get right in 2008?
Not a lot.
What did the world get wrong in 2008?
An awful lot.
What am I on about again?
Cheese, Gromit.
Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Hitler. But much less famous and much more two-testicled.
What nicknames do you have?
I don't, people tend not to assign them to me.
Did you have an imaginary friend when you were little?
I had three. I don't remember their names, but I know that they were my best friends from nursery.
Would you rather have no hair or no eyebrows?
Eyebrows. Have you seen how f*cking awesome my hair looks?
If you were a sandwich filling, what would you be?
Turkey and Nutella.
Have you ever been attacked by an animal?
Not that I recall, they normally flee before my presence. Well, birds and cats do.
If you were to appear on the Jerry Springer show, what would your episode be about?
'I killed 27 at work and I don't feel any remorse.'
If aliens asked you to live on their planet for five years, would you go?
If it was the planet of Toblerone, I'd never leave.
Would you accept a million pounds to leave the country and not set foot in it again?
Hell yes, just so long as I wouldn't have to move to France.
If there was an execution on TV, would you watch it?
I'd record it so I could watch it in slow-mo.
Do you eat apple pips, or are you scared a tree might grow inside you?
I do not, but not because of the tree thing. Because they taste icky.
Which would you rather have, a horse the size of a rabbit or a rabbit-sized horse?
Rabbit-sized horse because it would be much easier to look after and I am immensely lazy.
*Word Association. (Please can you think of a word to describe everyone).
- ANBY... Anagram.
- Apologetic Breadstick... Classical.
- DeLorean that got struck by lightning... Ginger.
- Dr Namgge... Mental.
- Elden Ray... Stressed.
- Farmer Jack... Gladiators.
- Freshly Squeezed Cynic... Korean Karaoke.
- Insane Jam Sow... List.
- Junior Minister... Durham scum.
- Little Blue Fox... Tiny handwriting.
- Lilac Leopard... Purple.
- Lord Sebastian Flyte... Fake.
- Mancomb Seepgood/Lewis Gumdrops... Music.
- Mondo Ray... tw*t.
- One Winged Angel... Craaaaaaazy.
- Pablo Marmite... Anger.
- Paddy Irishman... Potato.
- Princess Psycho... No more please.
- Psychic Potato... Who?
- Satan's Little Helper... Argument.
- Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House... Memory.
- The Doc... Class.
- TheUnitedTruth... Jewellery.
- Topper... Name twin.
- Vigilante Maelstrom... Grammar.
- WLW... Giraffe.
Apologies to those who expected some humour in this. I couldn't be bothered spending hours coming up with slightly amusing answers, so I went for proper answers.
Questions by Colin, David-James, James and Strawberry.
Who are your bestest Mega-ziners ever?
I think it's got to be Farmer Jack, and recently Colin and Barry are by far the best.
Who are your bestest Mega-ziners at the moment?
Colin and Barry.
Which Mega-ziners do you think are really bad and annoying?
Mondo. And Emma-the-lil'-Angel, of course.
Which Mega-ziners have influenced all your letters?
No one really, except for about a week I spent arguing with Antonia.
Where does the inspiration for your letters come from?
The crazy elves inside my head.
What types of letters do you think are really neat and cool?
Funny ones that don't just take someone else's idea to be funny.
Creative and ignored or boring and famous?
Creative and boring.
What does Haryuu No Hanekata mean?
'The winged one of the lowest reaches.'
If you'd never found 'Zine, what would you be like now?
A bit more miserable, and ready to explode with anger at random customers.
What do you think of Digital 'Zine? Better or worse?
I miss Davord. That is my complete opinion at this time.
Fudge or Chocolate?
Cadbury Fudge. 10p chocolate is the best.
Which is your bestest Simpsons character?
A tie between Frank Grimes and Hank Scorpio.
What's your favourite Simpsons episode?
You Only Move Twice.
What are your bestest books and movies and bands?
Books - The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy and pretty much everything by R.A. Salvatore and William King.
Movies - Anything with Will Smith. Or lightsabers.
Bands - Steely Dan, Ash and Turisas live.
What was your favourite TV show as a child?
It's a three way toss-up between Fireman Sam, Trumpton and Thomas the Tank Engine.
What is your favourite hat?
Well, since I only own ONE, it has to be that one, doesn't it?
What song gets you dancing?
I don't dance. You can ask anyone who's been out when I've been there.
What song makes you cry?
There isn't one. I don't find songs make me that emotional, except when they're exceptionally well sung, and then it just makes me feel uplifted.
What's the best Christmas song ever?
Christmas is Awesome by Reuben.
What's the last book you didn't bother finishing?
Tess of the D'ubervilles. It's dull as f*ck, I think I managed to get halfway through before slinging it across the room.
What was your best film of 2008?
The Dark Knight. Out of the three I think I went to see.
If you could choose your own name but it had to be Russian, what would it be?
Something ridiculously long with an insane amount of V's in it.
Aren't you glad this question isn't about Muse?
No, then I could complain about them even more.
Do you in fact always wear a hat as your reputation and our brief time together would suggest?
I do not, it is saved for special occasions. In fact, Dan has meet me at times where it's taken him literally hours to notice I'm not wearing it.
Are you scared of ghosts?
I'm scared of things that don't exist.
Hoverboards or lightsabers?
Lightsabers.
What thnigs did you really want for Christmas?
A new MP3 player. I got it as well.
What's the best Christmas present you've had?
Either the amp I got last year. Or many moons ago when I got a PS1. Which still works.
Do you like buying presents? Do you worry you bought really bad and silly things?
I love buying things for people, I wish I had someone who wouldn't mind me randomly buying things for them. Also, I always buy fantastic presents for people.
What did the world get right in 2008?
Not a lot.
What did the world get wrong in 2008?
An awful lot.
What am I on about again?
Cheese, Gromit.
Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Hitler. But much less famous and much more two-testicled.
What nicknames do you have?
I don't, people tend not to assign them to me.
Did you have an imaginary friend when you were little?
I had three. I don't remember their names, but I know that they were my best friends from nursery.
Would you rather have no hair or no eyebrows?
Eyebrows. Have you seen how f*cking awesome my hair looks?
If you were a sandwich filling, what would you be?
Turkey and Nutella.
Have you ever been attacked by an animal?
Not that I recall, they normally flee before my presence. Well, birds and cats do.
If you were to appear on the Jerry Springer show, what would your episode be about?
'I killed 27 at work and I don't feel any remorse.'
If aliens asked you to live on their planet for five years, would you go?
If it was the planet of Toblerone, I'd never leave.
Would you accept a million pounds to leave the country and not set foot in it again?
Hell yes, just so long as I wouldn't have to move to France.
If there was an execution on TV, would you watch it?
I'd record it so I could watch it in slow-mo.
Do you eat apple pips, or are you scared a tree might grow inside you?
I do not, but not because of the tree thing. Because they taste icky.
Which would you rather have, a horse the size of a rabbit or a rabbit-sized horse?
Rabbit-sized horse because it would be much easier to look after and I am immensely lazy.
*Word Association. (Please can you think of a word to describe everyone).
- ANBY... Anagram.
- Apologetic Breadstick... Classical.
- DeLorean that got struck by lightning... Ginger.
- Dr Namgge... Mental.
- Elden Ray... Stressed.
- Farmer Jack... Gladiators.
- Freshly Squeezed Cynic... Korean Karaoke.
- Insane Jam Sow... List.
- Junior Minister... Durham scum.
- Little Blue Fox... Tiny handwriting.
- Lilac Leopard... Purple.
- Lord Sebastian Flyte... Fake.
- Mancomb Seepgood/Lewis Gumdrops... Music.
- Mondo Ray... tw*t.
- One Winged Angel... Craaaaaaazy.
- Pablo Marmite... Anger.
- Paddy Irishman... Potato.
- Princess Psycho... No more please.
- Psychic Potato... Who?
- Satan's Little Helper... Argument.
- Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House... Memory.
- The Doc... Class.
- TheUnitedTruth... Jewellery.
- Topper... Name twin.
- Vigilante Maelstrom... Grammar.
- WLW... Giraffe.
Apologies to those who expected some humour in this. I couldn't be bothered spending hours coming up with slightly amusing answers, so I went for proper answers.
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