Saturday Showcase - November 2008.
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You! Me! Milkshakes!
Please vote for your bestest letter in November.
The closing date for all the votes is 19/12/2008.
Please vote!
1. New Flatmate Story.
James: Hi. How are you?
Northern Flatmate: You're very chirpy. Not one of those "gays" are you, lad?
James: Oh, gosh, no. I am from somewhere south of Birmingham.
NF: London.
James: It is in Canterbury from Kent.
NF: London?
James: Gosh. It is really cold in here.
NF: Brisk! Builds character.
James: I cannot feel my hands!
The Soul Cake Duck.
Ironic stereotypes. The best kind.
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2. Please to be Zining.
Here a joke game is for the bored. Types a phrase, for example, a song poetry, book run or Zine letter into a website for translation, has it into any language whether German, Spanish, Japanese placed, or what also always, and it translates again back. If it as a cake logical as much, or cookie is.
Member of A Citizen Defence Meal Current (This Was German).
That's one of the more coherent letters I've had this week.
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3. From the maker of Army Men.
Smarmy Men - Smug Soldiers.
Salarmy Men - Soldiers made from Italian meats.
Alarmy Men - Warn you of danger.
Harmy Men - Emo soldiers.
Barmy Men - Will only shoot puddles and toast.
Farmy Men - Soldiers who smell like calf-nuts.
Paddy Irishman.
Princess Tiaarmy Men - A regiment of Katie and Pete's spawn.
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4. Rusty Regan. Top Of The Doppelganger Pops: 1. Tears Of A Clone. 2. Send In The Clones. 3. Death Of A Clone. 4. Are You Clonesome Tonight.
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5. Inventive thinking.
Inventing is more difficult than you think. One example is that, after inventing the "sentence" back in 1988, I found out that many people had been talking in them for at least 3/4 years, right back before I was even born! Sometimes, I hear people talk in sentences and it's like a sentence shaped dagger in my solar-plexus. Wrestling terminology for you there.
Topper.
It's a syn..... tax. Erm. *WLW's cheeks turn red*
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6. Put them a-weigh!
While running a local prison, I gathered all the convicts together and put them at the end of a see-saw with a bunch of local professional footballers at the other end. If the convicts were heavier, they could go free. People said I was mad, but I figured the pros outweighed the cons.
Colonial Foot Soldier.
Well, warden you know it...
*Please vote!
The closing date for all the votes is 19/12/2008.
Please vote!
1. New Flatmate Story.
James: Hi. How are you?
Northern Flatmate: You're very chirpy. Not one of those "gays" are you, lad?
James: Oh, gosh, no. I am from somewhere south of Birmingham.
NF: London.
James: It is in Canterbury from Kent.
NF: London?
James: Gosh. It is really cold in here.
NF: Brisk! Builds character.
James: I cannot feel my hands!
The Soul Cake Duck.
Ironic stereotypes. The best kind.
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2. Please to be Zining.
Here a joke game is for the bored. Types a phrase, for example, a song poetry, book run or Zine letter into a website for translation, has it into any language whether German, Spanish, Japanese placed, or what also always, and it translates again back. If it as a cake logical as much, or cookie is.
Member of A Citizen Defence Meal Current (This Was German).
That's one of the more coherent letters I've had this week.
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3. From the maker of Army Men.
Smarmy Men - Smug Soldiers.
Salarmy Men - Soldiers made from Italian meats.
Alarmy Men - Warn you of danger.
Harmy Men - Emo soldiers.
Barmy Men - Will only shoot puddles and toast.
Farmy Men - Soldiers who smell like calf-nuts.
Paddy Irishman.
Princess Tiaarmy Men - A regiment of Katie and Pete's spawn.
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4. Rusty Regan. Top Of The Doppelganger Pops: 1. Tears Of A Clone. 2. Send In The Clones. 3. Death Of A Clone. 4. Are You Clonesome Tonight.
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5. Inventive thinking.
Inventing is more difficult than you think. One example is that, after inventing the "sentence" back in 1988, I found out that many people had been talking in them for at least 3/4 years, right back before I was even born! Sometimes, I hear people talk in sentences and it's like a sentence shaped dagger in my solar-plexus. Wrestling terminology for you there.
Topper.
It's a syn..... tax. Erm. *WLW's cheeks turn red*
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6. Put them a-weigh!
While running a local prison, I gathered all the convicts together and put them at the end of a see-saw with a bunch of local professional footballers at the other end. If the convicts were heavier, they could go free. People said I was mad, but I figured the pros outweighed the cons.
Colonial Foot Soldier.
Well, warden you know it...
*Please vote!
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You! Me! Milkshakes!
The bestest letter in November was "Inventive Thinking" by Topper.
He got 4 out of 11 votes.
Well done!
Inventive thinking.
Inventing is more difficult than you think. One example is that, after inventing the "sentence" back in 1988, I found out that many people had been talking in them for at least 3/4 years, right back before I was even born! Sometimes, I hear people talk in sentences and it's like a sentence shaped dagger in my solar-plexus. Wrestling terminology for you there.
Topper.
It's a syn..... tax. Erm. *WLW's cheeks turn red*.
*Thank you for voting!
He got 4 out of 11 votes.
Well done!
Inventive thinking.
Inventing is more difficult than you think. One example is that, after inventing the "sentence" back in 1988, I found out that many people had been talking in them for at least 3/4 years, right back before I was even born! Sometimes, I hear people talk in sentences and it's like a sentence shaped dagger in my solar-plexus. Wrestling terminology for you there.
Topper.
It's a syn..... tax. Erm. *WLW's cheeks turn red*.
*Thank you for voting!
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Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
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squeak
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Wibble
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Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
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Happy New Year!
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Happy new year <3
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BOXSHOUT
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Happy Easter.
Emma:
So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma:
I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma:
I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma:
It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma:
A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.