Please vote for your bestest leeter in October.
The closing date for all the letters is 26/11/2008.
Please vote!
1.
World's smallest violin.Are the big bad Ziners making poor ickle Femme feel left out? Curses, i've had to give up my new cutesy-but-still-kinda-evil outlook to reply to this. Could someone please remind me of the way to the clubhouse? I left my map, along with our school newspaper, on the train home from uni lately. What's the secret password too? I know it begins with a V... there's a mention of lotion in there too... or is it lution...
One Winged Angel.Bang goes this week's sarcasm quota.---
2.
25 years later...Bernard's watch: He now sells paint.
Tellytubbies: Babyfaced sun supernova'd. Po fried.
The Tomorrow People: Forgot to do lottery. Now homeless.
Round The Twist: Lighthouse now automated. Also homeless.
SuperTed: Not real.
Sesame Street: Now has a McDonald's to capitalise on Sesame Street/Seeds pun.
The Shamrocking Bogman.Mega-Zine: WLW redundant. Now edited by trained monkey.---
3.
A supernatural guide...1. Knocking shops definitely don't sell poltergeists.
2. Asking about the quality of the medium just makes matters worse.
3. And in any case, a pet phantasm would be nothing but a nightmare.
4. This letter was going to be about differential geometry until I went off on a tangent.
Dissimulation.How obtuse...---
4.
Padstrom ToysMy Little Phony: Yay, it's a po... udders?
Thomas The Manc Engine: He's late, our kid.
Clue-doh: Play-doh for detectives.
Unhappy Families: Featuring Mr Dole and Miss Teen Pregnancy.
Nipple Twister: Right nipple, purple.
Snakes And Adders: You goin' DOWN!
Tran-Sylvanian Families: Aww, look at th... AAARGGGHHH!
Paddy Irishman and Vigilante MaelstromFirst frame... call off the toy-cot!---
5.
A poem I wrote when little.Halloween is coming, coming Halloween
Halloween is coming, coming Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Halloween is coming
Coming Halloween.
Now Halloween has gone
Everybody's at The Swan
Halloween is coming
Witches' nails are green.
Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House.A 'Ziner even back then... you just didn't realise it yet.---
6.
Ging gang ghouly.After noting the Hallow-Zine spooktacular, I thought it about time to make my return. Why was daddypoos arrested on October 31? His ghoulies are hanging out. Not really, but the thought of him being incarcerated makes me laugh out loud.
Seren Arian.At least they only come out...Oh.*Please vote!