Please can you vote for your bestest letter in June.
The closing date for all the letters is 22/7/2008.
Please vote!
1.
Really yummy songs.PCPeas - Manics Street Preachers.
Smoothies - Alien Ant Farm.
Sundae Morning - The Velvet Undeground.
Pretty Girls Make Gravy - The Smiths.
Sticks and scones - The Divine Comedy.
Smells Like Tinned Salmon - Nirvana
A little less 16 candles, a little more pastry - Fall Out Boy.
Love Will Bake Us A Tart - Joy Division.
The man don't give a fudge - Super Furry Animals.
Fruit Tea in the Sky With Almonds - the Beatles.
The Doc and Little Blue Fox.With reviews by John Earl Grey Tea.---
2.
Status report.Staying at Princess Psycho's place is far better than the Towers. Not only does she bake amazing blueberry muffins with a hint of mint but she has procured something called Choco Pies. I am off to sink some more oil tankers to burn off the calories. Now, what about Hannibal The Sea Monster?
Catch you later.
Cedric The Sea Monster.Davord said if you're not back by tea, he's changing the locks.---
3.
You know.You know you've been playing too much Metal Gear Solid when:
1. Your girlfriend dumps you for that very reason.
Ah I'm only messing. It was because I wore her knickers and stretched them.
Paddy Irishman.Wearing them? Fine.
Stretching them? Unforgivable.---
4.
Lade Marmalade.Forget bringing sexy back, I'm bringing marmalade back.
In the style of Gordon Ramsey in his latest programme, directions are as follows: Bread; butter; spread marmalade; DONE.
Any problems give my mother, Lady Marmalade, a call.
Junior Minister.Who are you and what have you done with Junior Minister?---
5.
Care Bear 8-Ball Q&A.Is everything you say to be believed? *you got it*.
Will I ever win Lotto? *don't think so*.
So I should stay with my job? *try again at bedtime*.
Ok, will I sleep well? *ixnay on athay*.
What? I don't understand. Will I or won't I? *follow your heart*.
That's a stupid answer isn't it? *ab-so-care-lutely*.
What a waste of time, will this even get printed? *a grumpy no*.
I'm putting it in the bin.
YeahYeahYeah.The Princess Psycho one is much better.*Please vote!