What do you dislike about Mega-zine?

I dislike that it's only on Digital Teletext now, which gets rid of Davord, forces lines to be short (hence often ruining poem structure) and makes us watch Goldenballs.
I also dislike people who write in insisting they're not human (as That Thing cited, The Barking Tree is an example), and try-hard 'random' clichés. These groups often overlap.
Regarding the former, WLW's giraffe persona annoyed me back in the Jaffa Cake age but he has improved a lot. Also, those who write in as a character (Flyte or The Brigadier, for example) aren't necessarily part of this rule. I know that these two groups may seem synonymous but I definitely know the difference.
I don't like people posting replies to earlier letters often as I don't consider it a discussion forum, especially when they're just cheap insults. I work my insults into proper letters
I don't like most newbies but believe they should be given a chance. Hence, (though this is seemingly contradictory) I don't like that there aren't many newbies.
I don't like stolen punchlines.

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Also, those who write in as a character (Flyte or The Brigadier, for example) aren't necessarily part of this rule.

I guess that includes me

I don't bother reading it these days, but the digital format is clearly the work of spastics. The thing that used to p*ss me off the most is people recycling the same old tired f*cking injokes, over and over again. An honourable mention to the moronic hack and slash approach to letter editing, as well.  

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i thought the monkey was called Marcel.

Medulla and Marcel. Medulla was originally a monkey, I am 100% sure.

(WLW told me that Mavis the cat was a Bjork fan and she changed her name to Medulla.)