Saturday Showcase - November 2007.

Please can you vote for your bestest letter in November.
The closing date for all the votes is 21/11/2007.
Please vote!

1. Argyle Haunted Mansion 4!

Employee: Let's play Truth Or Dare!
Customer: Erm...ok.
Employee: Are you a virgin?
Customer: What? I'll take the dare, please.
Employee: I dare you to tell me if you're a virgin or not.

Vigilante Molesinyourchest.

Not a particularly spooky one, VM.

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2. Fireworks Farce.

I'm glad all that fireworks nonsense is finished again. Honestly, humans will look at anything if it's bright and makes a loud noise - never mind that it's your council tax being set fire to in those municipal dispalys.
At least now our local governement can get back to spending its money properly: on christmas lights and pseudo-celebrities to turn them on. Hurrah!

Insane Jam Sow.
I almost had Cardiff in the bag...but the Teletubbies were cheaper.

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3. They're hard to find.

And I said: "My good man, your lime green underpants are a veritable cornucopia of delight, but that's not my dog!". Maybe you had to be there.

Marmaduke Twist.

[color=Blue]I wish I had been. It's not often I see a good man in pants.[color]

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4. Ani-mail.

I'm not really an animal person, so you can imagine my surprise when I was delivered a hippopotamus and a mongoose out of the blue one day. But, as it turns out, there isn't a Mr London Zoo at my address after all. I've returned the mongoose to the sender, but used up all my stamps in the process. So what the heck am I going to do with the hippo?

Psychic Potato.

Order three more and have the world's biggest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos?

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5. Sigh.

Observe, the mating call of the young female teen: a sharp scratch that deafens the human ear. See how it attracts the slack-jawed pubescent male who swaggers over, professing his manliness with his hand down his trousers and hawks up a phlegm globule to declare his attraction. Teens, eh?

Elden Ray.

It's a depressing thought that some younger Ziners haven't even made it to teenager yet.

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6. Hittitology.

I have mulled learning another language. Just in case I get hauled into the 14th century BC by an evil Queen to be used as a sacrifice to get her in power, I have decided to learn Hittite as a precaution. The useful phrase I found is "Kuwapi pedan keudani seissar akuwantari?" which menas "Where's the pub?". Always a useful phrase.

Princess Psycho.

Somehow I think you're more likely to be the one doing the sacrificing.

*Please vote!

The bestest letters in November were "Ani-mail" by Psychic Potato ad "Sigh" by Elden Ray.
They both got 2 out of 7 votes.
Well dones!

Ani-mail.

I'm not really an animal person, so you can imagine my surprise when I was delivered a hippopotamus and a mongoose out of the blue one day. But, as it turns out, there isn't a Mr London Zoo at my address after all. I've returned the mongoose to the sender, but used up all my stamps in the process. So what the heck am I going to do with the hippo?

Psychic Potato.

Order three more and have the world's biggest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos?

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Sigh.

Observe, the mating call of the young female teen: a sharp scratch that deafens the human ear. See how it attracts the slack-jawed pubescent male who swaggers over, professing his manliness with his hand down his trousers and hawks up a phlegm globule to declare his attraction. Teens, eh?

Elden Ray.

It's a depressing thought that some younger Ziners haven't even made it to teenager yet.

*Thank you for voting!