Saturday Showcase - April 2007.

Please vote for your bestest letter in April.
The closing date for all the votes is 22/5/2007.
Please vote!

1. Fun with food.

I've been told I need to eat more adventurously, so I was wondering if you had any suggestions. Breakfast while bungee jumping? Supper while snow boarding? Teatime on a trampoline? Or maybe I'll just eat a packed lunch on a rollercoaster, like those Jim'll Fix It kids. Because that wouldn't be a stupid thing to do at all...

Insane Jam Sow.

Beetroot is the super-food de jour at WLW Towers. Try it.

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2. Abbrevs.

I only just realised that "pc4pc" isn't something computers in love scratch onto trees. Made me think, what do other internet slang things stand for?
lol - Look out! Loser!
lmao - Let's make an omelette.
stfu - Sociology - The Foundation Unit.
wtf - Wear the fleece.
cu l8r - This one is impossible to decode.

Vigilante Maelstrom.

Personally, I like to NIFAC.

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3. Desiderata Hollow. I make so many sacrifices for my boyfriend - there is blood and little bits of goat everywhere! You need Mabel's services - £1.75 an hour, plus 50p for a pair of Marigolds.

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4. Amusement Francais .
 
My friend and I have invented a game. All you've got to do is translate each other's names into French. And then say them to each other. A lot. My friend is Marcel Michel and I am Fraise Champs-Foreffer (needs a little work). That's it. If you want to expand the game, you can say "Bonjour", then you'll sound like an educational tape.  

Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House.

Just call me Ligne Blanche Guerrier.

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5. Trick or treat.

Derren Brown is back again, then. He and David Blaine both do extreme publicity type things and even share initials. A while ago, Derren played Russian Roulette with himself and David stood on a pole. I think they should team up. Blaine stands on a pole and Brown shoots at him. Now that, I'd watch.

Daggsy.

Can't we put them both in boxes and saw them in half? Much more satisfying.

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