Please vote for your bestest letter in Feburary.
The closing date for all the votes is 23/3/2007.
Please vote!
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1.
A Haiku For Medulla.A timid hopeful sigh,
Whispering to the shadows,
Under smitten skies.
The Soul Cake Duck.It's Mavis who's the haiku fan. Medulla's more of a jintishi connoisseur.-----
2.
Gaelic Mutter. Apparently, there's a new help line for people if they so need it. The druids have a lot of time on their hands, what with rapidly running out of willing sacrifices. It's quite like the Samaritans, but wiser and with longer beards. Oh, and they chant in Gaelic down the phone at you. It's such a beautiful language, don't you think?
Haryuu No Hanekata. Put it this way: I weep every time Mabel puts her Enya
CD on.-----
3.
Fairy Floss. There I was, ready to purchase my new car, when the fairy who told me not to eat the raw potato appeared and told me I shouldn't buy the car. I ignored the fairy this time. I subsequently crashed on my way home. However, I crashed into a field full of raw potatoes and ate some until help arrived. They were lovely. That fairy's up to something. I'll keep you posted.
Paddy Irishman. Sounds fairy interesting.-----
4.
Satan's Card. Jesus sent me a Valentine's Day card. How many people can say that, right? Admittedly, she also sent one to my flatmate and to her imaginary soldier wife in Israel, but hey, I'm still special, ennit?
Satan's Little Helper. Is this an insightful comment on the state of female equality in religion? Thought not. -----
5.
Books.Back in the '90s, RL Stine's children's horror series, Goosebumps, had a successful spin-off series called Give Yourself Goosebumps. I tried the same with my series of novellas, Heartburn. It wasn't quite as successful.
Vigilante Maelstrom.I find that hard to swallow.-----
6.
Culture Clash!!Smug English man: Ready?
Annoying French woman: Oui - Anthony Worrel Thompson.
Man: Jean Christophe Noeuvele.
Woman: Pfft! Beer bellies, moobs...-
Man: Girls with mostaches!
Woman: Gah! Ignorance!
Man: Arrogance! - Damn! Mime Artists! Ha!
Woman: Morris dancers…
French Car, British Designers.
Miss Whiskers.Miss Whiskers, the new Kofi Annan?