Hi.
I made a new Saturday Plagiarismcase - there  were lots fo stolen letters recently.
Please vote for your bestest stolen letter.
The closing date for all the votes is 20/3/2007.
Please vote!
1.
DOWN WITH THE KIDS. Â
I'm sick of rappers always saying "keep it real". Just once can't they keep it vaguely imaginary? You know instead of driving around in a big low rider, they could come out in a big Elvin carriage, with a big wizard's hat and a pair of curly shoes! With Aslan on the decks, he doesn't even need decks - he could just scratch with his big claws. You know, that's one of the advantages of beinga lion king of Narnia. Â
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Delirium Trigger. Â
Do you think he'd get on well with Â
SNOOP DOGG AND GORILLAZ? *Stolen from Ross Noble.-----
2.
VALEDICTORY. So farewell, On Stage, you were much loved,
For your brains, and your eclectic content
We will not see your like again, when we switch on the digibox. Â
From now on, it'll all be Coleeny and Ramsay, Kerry and Pammy and other Z listers.
But that's all right, as Keith's mum likes 'em.
Lots.
PJ Wilko. Who the flip is this Â
OLD GEEZER!?*Stolen from Private Eye magazine.3.
Witty Burgulars. Hats off to the witty burglars, who stole my entire CD collection; with the exception of There Is Nothing Left To Lose by Foo Fighters.
I hope that, when sentencing; the judge takes into account their splendid sense of humour.
Pennyroyalty. Leaving a copy of A Moment Like This behind, would've been a bigger crime.*Stolen from Viz magazine.-----
4.
Neverthebride. If I'm the best man, why's she marrying him?
He doesn't "borrow" material from American comedians, perhaps?*Stolen from Jerry Seinfeld.-----
5.
Poetry Corner. One fine day in the middle of the night,
two dead men get up to fight,
back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
The geordyflatcap. Is this an insight comment on the duplicity of the modern life? Thought not. *Stolen from an anonymous poet.:-[